Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

But now everyone is discussing about the blind date, it is inconvenient to open the box, and before the golden treasure box is opened, should I come to burn incense to bathe and change?

"Have you ever kissed?"

Shay asked directly.

"No!"

Li Yuan told the truth.

"Then let me ask you, if you arrange a blind date with a girl, you will say that she has an English level [-], Japanese level [-], and German level [-]. How would you answer this topic?"

When Sha Yi asked this question, Li Yuan inexplicably thought of a sketch of professional mage Liu Haizhu and Zhang Xiaofei, which was also about a blind date, which was very interesting.

"Why are you giggling again! Can you catch this topic? If you don't, you'll be cold!"

Sha Yi said and turned to look at He Jiong: "It's true, the girl came up and directly reported a lot of certificates, which is also a side measure of the other party's conditions!"

"Well, it's understandable. If you tell your own advantages first, the other party will naturally have to think about it. After all, you have to pay attention to the right match, and the two are a good match!"

Teacher He nodded: "Xiaoyuan, if you encounter this scene, can you live?"

"This! No problem! What conditions did you just say?"

Li Yuan just recalled Brother Haizhu's blind date sketch, but.......a little distracted, didn't pay much attention to it.

"People say she is grade [-] in English, grade [-] in Japanese, grade [-] in German!"

Shay repeated it.

"Then I'll say Station 4, Aiqiyi Level 5, Xunlei Platinum Level 48! That's right, it's pretty neat."

Li Yuan winked at Sha Yi.

The negative emotion value from Sha Yi is +66! The speechless Sha Yi pointed to Li Yuan: "You kid thought we were a couplet, but your Xunlei is level 48, so you have too many movies. You are young. You have to pay more attention to your body!"

Sha Yi patted Li Yuan on the shoulder, quickly changed the conversation, and smiled rather flatteringly: "But if you can lend me your account for two days, I feel that Xunlei is becoming more and more difficult to use now, either because there are no resources, or ...speed limit! There are too many advertisements, and the garbage is going to die!"

Li Yuan pondered for a moment, and in Sha Yi's expectant gaze, finally said: "Brother Sha Yi, you can try it later, you can take one of the Xunlei folder.

Delete it, and then create a file with the same name, remember to set it as read-only when saving!"

"This way not only can all the ads be deleted, but also the download speed will be full, and you can download any movie you want!"

"real"

This time, even the teacher next to him was not calm.

Chapter 310 Don't hurry to coax vigorously 【Subscription】

After sharing the tips for speeding up, the three of them went out to the yard, just in time to see Ouyang Nana complaining to Hu Ke, but fortunately, they didn't say anything about bamboo.

He was talking about the leakage of electricity in Yan Ni's house and the fact that he didn't wash the pot last time, which made Huang Lei laugh on the side: "Haha, Xiaoyuan has life experience from this look, otherwise he won't. Think about that!"

"Huh! Yes!"

Ouyang Nana's subconscious eyes lit up: "If I could say that at the time, I would definitely kill Li Yuan!"

It's like people quarreling. It's always a matter of hindsight and summed up experience of grievances. If I quarreled and quarrelled at that time, I would definitely abuse the other party into scum.

But the next time I encounter this situation, I will still cry! I can't play the expected strength at all, and even half of it can't play.

What Mr. Huang said, the three people who had just come out of the room, all heard it, and felt it deeply, especially Sha Yi, who had exactly the same reaction as Ouyang Nana.

The difference is that he can use this trick directly to make up for it. water"

"Brother Sha Yi, if you continue to contaminate people's innocence out of thin air, my...innumerable seeds will not be shared with you!"

Li Yuan smiled slightly, making Sha Yi dumbfounded.

Don't believe it! In every man's computer, there will be a hidden corner, which can not only take you to climb mountains, but also make you feel the wonderful scenery of the valley.

There are many strange names in this corner, each with its own characteristics, such as learning materials, must be like working documents, such as tunnel exploration compilation, such as: virus database is dangerous.... Naturally there is also a repair of Shayi "Just kidding! Look at you, how can you take it seriously!"

Sha Yi saw the wind turning the rudder very fast: "Besides, the seeds are innocent!"

"Mr. Huang, do you need our help?"

He Jiong had already greeted Huang Lei and pointed to Li Yuan and Sha Yi, who were hooking their shoulders on their backs: "Why don't you give them both a bowl of water for washing the pot, or you won't be able to block their mouths!"

"Shh! Mr. He, keep your voice down, you can't let them hear you!"

Huang Lei was also joking, and didn't mean to lower his voice: "I remember that when I was in high school, I didn't know where I got a crab and shouted to invite everyone to drink seafood soup!"

Huang Lei began to reminisce about his youth, and it seemed that he was deeply impressed, and said slowly: "At that time, we had more than ten and a half children, and that one crab must not be enough to eat, only!"

"Don't say it, I drank the soup one by one, and everyone said that the seafood soup was very delicious. Who knows that he will invite us to drink another meal the next day:!"

"Let's just ask, don't you have just one crab? Why did you get another one? Guess what he said?"

Huang Lei looked around at the crowd, and without waiting for his hands to be seated, he began to ask and answer: "He said, don't mention it, the crab crawled out of the pot yesterday, and this morning it all crawled into the yard. now!"

"Hahaha! Mr. Huang dares to love you, this is the person who has also drank pot-washing water!"

He Jiong suddenly burst out laughing, the crab took a bath in the pot, and then it became seafood soup.

In fact, it's obviously a pot of water! "Isn't it! That's why I said it! Let's not say it loudly, and then give Sha Yi and Li Yuan a bowl each!"

Huang Lei looked at Sha Yi and Li Yuan, but his voice was not controlled.

"Hey hey hey! Mr. Huang, it's not like that!"

Sha Yi walked over with a speechless expression: "The conditions of our mushroom house have not yet reached such a difficult time!"

"It's called Yikusitian, do you understand?"

Huang Lei started to greet everyone while talking, and prepare to wash their hands and eat. Today's meal is relatively simple.

A large pot of main dishes, when I opened the lid of the pot, I felt that Brother Piao seemed to be more energetic, his eyes were shining, let alone other people, his nose-sniffing movements were uniform.

"Wow! It's really fragrant!"

Teacher He rubbed his hands: "It seems that today is a good time! Nana, go and call Dali and Li Yuan in, and prepare to have dinner!"

"okay!"

Ouyang Nana nodded. In fact, Li Yuan didn't see Zhuge Dali just when he came out. Later, she found out that the girl was outside adding vegetables to the resident animal guests of the Mushroom House.

"Why are you still angry!"

Li Yuan got Zhuge Dali's eyes when he went out: "I was just joking!"

"Just kidding every day! There is no serious word all day!"

Zhuge vigorously handed the alfalfa in his hand to Su Su, this cow ate quite happily.

"I'm not as serious as you say!"

Li Yuan stood aside: "Life is hard enough, we have to learn to adjust ourselves and create joy!"

"you"

Zhuge Da looked at Li Yuan, and this guy started to promote his heresies again, and he was really going to be defeated by him: "I also made fun, I tell you, if you are not angry one day, I will die of joy!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Li Yuan directly corrected Zhuge Dali's inappropriate speech: "I can watch you die if you don't die."

"Then anyway...you're right to be angry"

Zhuge vigorously snorted and stretched out his hand to feed the last handful of alfalfa... Su Su, turned her head and walked back, and happened to meet Ouyang Nana who was looking for it.

"Dali, Li Yuan, it's time for dinner!"

Ouyang Nana scratched her head, looked at Zhuge Dali with a sullen face, nodded to herself, then entered the courtyard, and then looked at Li Yuan, the good guy looked as if nothing had happened.

"Did you give up your energy?"

Ouyang Nana came to Li Yuan, not to ask the teacher for guilt, but to help turn the fight into a jade and silk: "Don't hurry up and coax"

Li Yuan looked at Ouyang Nana with a wry smile. A boss once said before that there are seventy ways to coax girls. One is to buy, buy, and buy, and the rest are sixty-nine.

But now it seems that these two methods are not suitable, I spread my hands: "How to coax"

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"you ask me"

Ouyang Nana pointed to herself and smiled a little speechlessly.

Li Yuan nodded: "That's not it! You are a girl anyway. If you ask me how to coax boys, I can say a few words, but I can't coax girls!"

"Aren't you very good at talking every day? Why can't you do it now? I don't think it matters...

Whether it's a boy or a girl, if you get angry and coax it, it should be almost the same!"

Ouyang Nana is also helping Li Yuan to use his brain: "How can you say that sentence is inseparable from its origin! How do you talk about coaxing a boy?"

"This! I read a book before. It said that if ice cubes don't work, add ice cubes to warm water. If ice cubes don't work, add ice cubes to warm water to dance at home. If it doesn't work, add some more. Try the jelly”

Before Li Yuan finished speaking, Ouyang Nana began to curl her lips: "What are you talking about, what a mess, you thought you were mixing cocktails, try everything."

Ouyang Nana rolled her eyes at Li Yuan.

I feel like this guy is a little mentally ill! Li Yuan raised his hand and rubbed the bridge of his nose: "It's written in the book, and I can't understand it, so tell me, how can you coax?"

"How to coax with your mouth! Isn't your mouth very good?"

Ouyang Nana looks like she hates iron but not steel, but this method is the same as what the boss said before: "Hurry in, Mr. Huang told me to call you in for dinner, and you'd better solve this quickly. The problem, otherwise people will be sulking to eat, and they will definitely suffer from indigestion!"

Li Yuan followed Ouyang Nana into the yard, Zhuge Dali followed Hu Ke to work on the pergola, and it seemed that dinner had indeed been finished, and Mr. Huang went into the room to take a bath.

Outside the camera, He Jiong and Sha Yi are looking at what to drink at night, is it cold beer or cold liquor, everything can be cold.

Soon everyone was seated, and the main seat was still reserved for Huang Lei. Everyone first warmed up, we can't say warm-up, after all, the weather is really too hot, and now it's already dark, but I still don't feel any coolness.

"It would be nice if it could rain!"

Sha Yi raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead. The hot weather is really not friendly to him, or to all those who suffer from severe hair loss.

Because most people who are troubled by hair loss, if they go to the diagnosis, they are the kind of... seborrheic alopecia, in layman's terms... oily skin, the kind of scalp that loves to be oily.

If the weather is too hot, sweaty and oily, and the top of the head, which is not rich, will be worse! "It's okay, I saw it, there must be a heavy rain in a few days!"

Li Yuan looked up at the sky, the moon was bright and the stars were thin at the moment, and the weather looked quite good.