Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"Um"

Hearing what Li Yuan said was so convincing, it was naturally not easy for everyone to believe: "How did you know?"

As he spoke, he raised his head: "Look at the night sky and it will come out"

"no!"

Li Yuan shook his head: "I saw the forecast!"

The negative emotion value from Sha Yi is 9! The negative emotion value from He Jiong is +88! From Hu Ke, even Zhuge Dali, who has been ignoring Li Yuan all the time, draws a swirl on the corner of his mouth, but he quickly restrained Live your mood changes.

"The weather forecast is not that accurate either!"

What Sha Yi said is.... In fact, the weather forecast itself is uncertain, sometimes it is very accurate, and sometimes it is a thousand miles away.

"If you want me to say, it's... that kind of... water cannon car, the kind that sprays water mist when it is opened... If we have this kind of car here, it will be perfect!"

After Sha Yi finished speaking, he looked at He Jiong and said, "Mr. He, do you say yes or no?"

"Haha, your idea is very constructive!"

Mr. He nodded, this water cannon car is indeed quite common now, and it mainly deals with air pollution.

It is said that this water cannon vehicle can greatly reduce some floating particles in the air, and can make heavy pollution weather into moderate pollution, mild pollution, etc...

"I think that... the car is not very friendly. The water cannon in the front is spraying, and the people behind it are not rainy, and no one wears a raincoat!"

Hu Ke also seemed to have this kind of life experience, and said straightforwardly: "And that... the water in the water cannon car doesn't seem to be very clean. After every spraying, there is a lot of mud on the car, so I have to wash the car directly! "

"Sister-in-law is right!"

Li Yuan nodded: "But this is also a means of stimulating the economy!"

In one sentence, everyone's attention was attracted, and they all looked at Li Yuan, and continued to say: "It is said that the cost of a car of water is about 200 yuan: and then it can clean 400 cars, roughly 300. The car will choose to wash the car, then the car wash fee for a car is 30 yuan!"

"Then it means that the car wash fee can reach about 10 yuan, in other words, 200 yuan can pull 10 yuan"

"Then the car wash will drive further consumption, the boss makes money, and the employees make money, after spending, no matter what...

The consumption of food, clothing, housing and transportation is a considerable amount!"

After Li Yuan said this, everyone was a little stunned, I really didn't expect this waterwheel to say such a thing, it was a bit amazing.

Even Zhuge Dali looked at Li Yuan a few more times, because it involved the content of economics.

Ouyang Nana was a little dizzy listening to it. After all, people in the Bay Area, even if the focus of development has shifted to the mainland, they rarely go deep into the lives of ordinary people.

So for what everyone just talked about, it sounded a bit paradoxical, not very sure: "Are you talking about the kind of... the kind of... car that sprays water and plays music..."

"Yes yes yes! Sometimes birthday song, sometimes jasmine, sometimes something for Alice or something!"

Sha Yi nodded again and again, spreading knowledge to Ouyang Nana.

"I've never understood why this car plays music!"

Ouyang Nana asked the doubts in her heart, but it seemed that no one could answer them.

After all, who has nothing to think about! Ouyang Nana's eyes swept over everyone, and finally fell on Li Yuan's face. Speaking of which, Li Yuan is... full of bizarre thoughts, maybe he knows the answer: "Do you know?"

Li Yuan shrugged: "How do you say it! As a mobile sprayer, if you don't sell cute, pretend to be cute, flaunt around the market, and spray indiscriminately, you will definitely be beaten to death!"

Sha Yi pointed to Li Yuan: "Hey! Xiaoyuan! Why do I think you seem to be talking about yourself?"

Chapter 312 Mr. Huang is going to give a question 【Subscription】

"What are you talking about so hilarious!"

Huang Lei came out of the room after taking a shower, and heard the pergola laughing, especially Sha Yi, who was already laughing a little bit.

"No! I just said that Xiaoyuan is especially like a water sprayer, that is... the one who can play music... While spraying people and singing, he is scolding people and wants to blow up, while making people laugh and want to blow up. !"

After listening to Sha Yi's retelling, Huang Lei couldn't help laughing after he was seated: "What do I think you guys are talking about! So it's this!"

Just now Sha Yi said that it was like a water sprayer, but Huang Lei's first reaction was not...this, but the... joke on the Internet, saying that it was this water sprayer, and it was able to spray water, so it sounded nice.

However, this is a bit restricted, and it is definitely not possible to share it with you on this occasion.

"Okay, now Mr. Huang is back, can we have dinner?"

Teacher He clapped his hands: "Mr. Huang, tell me a few words!"

The topic is handed over to Huang Lei, and naturally he is familiar with it. As the main leader of the mushroom house, this kind of welcome and delivery is really familiar: "I won't say anything else, this time the Shayihuke family is here. We are a guest at Mushroom House, because of today's weather, there is no way to organize labor experience projects, don't mind!"

"Don't mind! Don't mind!"

Sha Yi's head shook like a rattle: "Let's keep the green hills unchanged and the green waters flowing, there will be opportunities in the future! Besides, the guests in the back also need this kind of experience opportunity, don't they?"

"Everyone, if you want to come to the mushroom house as a guest, please call in!"

Sha Yi looked directly at the camera and started to help pull people.

"That's right!"

Li Yuan picked up the topic, and the camera then gave a close-up: "Two-day tour of the mushroom house, pick-up and drop-off by super luxury trolley.

Tourism projects: breaking corn, transporting corn, splitting firewood, picking watermelon, and other entertainment projects.”

"Stay in a five-star country house, free love breakfast: there are Telunsu milk porridge, boiled chai eggs, noodles, noodles with scallion oil, shredded radish, and cucumbers!"

"If you're excited, don't hurry up and sign up, the top ten will get two pairs of gloves!"

After Li Yuan finished speaking, he also gestured toward the camera with a "yeah" gesture.

这一段台词,逗得大大哈哈直笑,仿佛刺激起了沙益的灵感,赶紧招手要镜头:“现在报名,不要998,不要888,不要668,只要28元!你们没有听!28元蘑菇屋门票领回家!”

"Yuan, you won't suffer or be fooled. You can sleep on the big soil kang in the mushroom house when you come! You can't buy a house or a car for 28 yuan, and you can sit at the small dining table under the pergola when you come."

It seems that he is a virtuous person under his reputation. Sha Yi can play well in variety shows and mix well, not only by his son, but also by his own strength.

In just such a paragraph, I blurted out every minute, the sense of sight of the hidden source and the brilliance is indeed a convincing praise.

"Okay, okay, you two are shopping here on TV."

Teacher He smiled and patted the table.

"Mr. He, TV shopping is not popular now, and live streaming is popular now!"

Hu Ke explained to Mr. He the economic hotspots in the new era.

"What were we doing just now"

Huang Lei spoke suddenly, focused everyone's attention again, turned his head and looked left and right: "Did we propose to raise a glass just now or not?"

"want!"

"want!"

"Cheers!"

With this cup, today's dinner can be regarded as a serious start. Not to mention that it will be very comfortable to drink some cold beer in such a hot weather! The scorching sun is hot, even if it is already night, it is still sultry, and this time, have a glass of ice How does it feel to beer

As soon as Sha Yi put down the cup, he let out a uh immediately, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Uh!"

After the third sound, Sha Yi had already started to cover his mouth, trying hard to hold back, but if hiccups can be easily held back, they are not ordinary people.

Li Yuan leaned slightly and tried to hand over the building with Sha Yi: "Qu Xiang Xiang Tian Ge"

In one sentence, everyone has been explained, and what is the song Xiangtiange, especially Sha Yi himself, who is being watched, is even more confused, subconsciously frowning, and his face is searching.

"What are you talking about that is incomprehensible?"

Zhuge Dali directly rolled his eyes at Li Yuan, to be honest, he had been refusing to pay attention to Li Yuan before, but for some reason, sitting together, he always wanted to talk to him.

I couldn't bear it any longer, so I scolded him directly! But Dali's problem is... the voices of the audience and friends, um, also represent the true thoughts of everyone here: "Xiaoyuan, what are you talking about?"

"Isn't Brother Sha Yi reciting the ancient poem "The Song of the Goose" just now?"

Li Yuan scratched his head and asked everyone directly, which instantly made people realize.

Others Sha Yi said: Uh! Uh! Uh! Then Li Yuan replied: Qu Xiangxiang Tiange seems to be fine, but it seems that everything is wrong. It is really funny and annoying, but Sha Yi has the strongest reaction, laughing It's the front and back: "Hahahaha! Xiaoyuan, yes, you still know me! I love our country's traditional culture, especially ancient poetry!"

"I saw the colorful lanterns passing over there just now, and I was immediately moved. This song "Yong Goose" by whomever hit my heart like a shooting star and blurted out! Blunt out!"

"Can't help it! Can't help it!"

What Sha Yi said is called a peace of mind. He really built Li Yuan's steps and stepped on it firmly, as if he took it for real! "Hahaha, I have never seen such a shameless person!"

Teacher Huang pointed to Sha Yi: "Hiccup is... hiccup, what do you say back: poetry"

"If you really love memorizing: poetry, I'll give you one now!"

Sha Yi is a little vague: "what poetry"

Huang Lei: "Grass"

Chapter 313 Is Li Yuan a Goldfish? 【Subscription】

"Uh"

Sha Yi was a little stunned, not knowing why Huang Lei said this, he scratched his head subconsciously, even because he had just heard it wrong: "Mr. Huang, what did you just say?"

Huang Lei: "Grass!"

Sha Yi, who pricked up his ears and listened to it again, was even more stunned. If he heard it wrong the first time, then the second time was definitely that word. What the hell is this? Huang Lei shouldn't say it so coldly. Looking at everyone, their expressions were different. Fortunately, he had a daughter-in-law. Hu Ke gave himself a direct look: "Silly, grass! Xiaoyuer will recite the names of ancient poems:!"

"Oh"

Sha Yi finally realized that he had misunderstood, not cursing, but talking about the title of a literary work, and he really knew this question! "Hahaha! I didn't hear it clearly just now, the weather is too hot, and it affects Listen! I am familiar with this poem! The grass on the Lili Plain, withering once a year, withering once a year, cutting the grass without eradicating its roots, and reborn when the spring breeze blows!"

It seems that he is really familiar with him. He can blurt out the words without using his brain at all. After Sha Yi finished speaking, he winked at Huang Lei: "Mr. Huang, I will say that I am in ancient poetry. , That is quite accomplished! Everyone knows my strength now, right?"

"You're only half of the song, okay? There's more in the back, no! What did you just say that the first sentence was born in the spring breeze?"

Halfway through speaking, Huang Lei suddenly realized that something was wrong.

"Weeds are not removed by the root, and the spring breeze blows! Is there any problem?"

Sha Yi repeated it again, and then found that everyone laughed a little meaningfully.

Even Ouyang Nana was giggling.

"Sha Yi! You can't solitary dragons with this idiom, and you can't memorize poems either! It's a wildfire that can't be burnt out, and the spring wind blows and grows again. How can you come to you, it's like cutting grass and not eradicating its roots."