Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"This!"

Li Yuan readily accepted the order, and seeing that Yue Yunpeng had already revealed his exploratory gaze, he quickly answered: "Actually, it is quite easy to understand. The difference between these three grades is... the urine concentration is different!"

When this statement came out, everyone was shocked! The negative emotion value from Huang Lei was +66! The negative emotion value from He Jiong was +55! Er was stunned, and the live broadcast room turned into a sea of ​​joy: "Hahaha, Li Yuan, you are too funny! This is the first time I heard the word urine concentration!"

"Li Yuan has definitely urinated, and he is determined to finish!"

"Yes, yes, I also think that Li Yuan must have had experience! If he didn't urinate, he must have tasted it!"

"Upstairs, can you stop being so disgusting?"

"The booming fire is in a trance, as long as Li Yuan opens his mouth, he will burst into a big move! Happy to kill me!"

"Have you heard the barbell-like laughter?"

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The laughter and laughter in the live broadcast room, accompanied by a large number of negative emotional values, continued to converge on Li Yuan's side. Huang Lei pointed at Li Yuan with a speechless face: "Seriously, don't joke! These three 3 numbers say It's the depth, what is the urine concentration, please explain it again!"

"Oh!"

Li Yuan turned his head towards Yue Yunpeng and smiled: "What I said just now doesn't count! Mr. Huang said that these three 3 numbers actually represent the depth of the water. The difference is that the shallower the water, the easier it is to catch it, and the deeper it is, the more difficult it is!"

Before Yue Yunpeng could react, Huang Lei, who had just brought a glass of water to drink, spit out the tea with a sip: "Cough, cough, cough! Xiaoyuan, you are trying to choke me to death, you!"

"That's it...! We encourage Xiaoyueyue to swim in the water, but you're welcome, you've started talking about salvage, can you not be so scary!"

Teacher He was also speechless.

Zhuge Dali's face was strained, he couldn't help it, the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Oh my God! It's really scary!"

Yue Yunpeng was so frightened that he almost shrank into a ball with fear, and his acting skills were quite exaggerated: "Compared to losing weight, I think it is more important to save one's life. If you kill me, I won't learn to swim! Don't look back, I'll go to a As soon as people lie down and cover with cloth, the whole village, young and old, will wait for the food to be served! Don’t learn! Don’t learn!”

This head is shaking like a rattle! "Xiaoyuan, I think you have offended a large number of swimming coaches invisibly! Ahem, Director Wang, I'll add subtitles later, these are Li Yuan's personal remarks, and do not represent the views of the show team. !"

Huang Lei turned his head to find the camera, and his face was serious and serious, which made all the old irons in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

Li Yuan scratched his head: "Isn't this also a friendly reminder!"

While talking, he also looked at the camera: "There are risks in the swimming pool, so you need to be careful when going down to the pool. You must have a coach and a lifeguard by your side, otherwise you must be careful!"

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Yue Yunpeng nodded again and again, very agreeing with Li Yuan's statement: "Yes, you can't go down easily. If you have time to sit by the pool, have a drink, and look at the beautiful women, isn't it delicious!"

"Yueyue! Yueyue! What are you talking about, pay attention to your image, you are a good man type!"

Huang Lei smiled and reminded Yue Yunpeng to pay attention to the characters.

Zhuge Dali nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes! I have also seen Brother Yue's one... "Passing by from Your World", the part of you chasing Yanzi is really good!"

Don't look at the fact that Zhuge Dali usually spends most of his time studying, but occasionally he relaxes. He just happened to watch this movie and has a deep memory.

"Really! Swallow, what should I do when you leave, Swallow, you must be happy!"

Teacher He directly said the lines of that paragraph: "It's too heartbreaking!"

"Hey! Don't mention it, that scene almost exhausted me to death. You don't know how many times I ran! After that scene, my back was sore and I was in pain!"

Yue Yunpeng remembered the tragic experience and couldn't help but sigh.

"Seriously, that scene was really good, and the acting was so good. To put it in fashionable terms, it all exploded!"

Huang Lei gave Xiao Yueyue a thumbs up.

"hey-hey!"

Xiao Yueyue scratched his head: "I think I'm suitable for playing a supporting role. If I really are the protagonist, in today's fashion, it would be box office poison!"

People who talk about cross talk are good at hacking others, and they are also good at hacking themselves. Yue Yunpeng has indeed acted in a lot of film and television works. In his words, it is really a bit too flattering.

As long as it is a movie starring him, the box office is a sigh! "But no matter how bad my movie is, it is not much better than someone else's! Who's that... movie, the box office on the first day was [-], and the total box office was [-]. Easily cross the [-] mark!"

Speaking of this, Yue Yunpeng's eyes lit up, his face stunned.

Zhuge Dali didn't know who Xiao Yueyue was talking about, but Huang Lei and He Jiong definitely knew it well, what he said was... Cao Yun and Jin Bai, the two have hatred, and Yue Yunpeng is not afraid to admit it.

And to be honest, the box office movie called "Never Abandoned" was really miserable, while Yue Yunpeng's "Heroes with Rat Gallbladder" was not ideal, but it still managed to break through [-] million at the box office.

In contrast, that is also the capital of sarcasm! After all, Huang Lei undertakes the task of controlling the rhythm of the show. Although Yue Yunpeng dares to talk about this matter, and dare to laugh at it so openly, it is best to skip this paragraph.

After all, it is difficult for everyone to participate in this topic. After all, it is the personal grievances of others, which makes the atmosphere a little awkward.

Huang Lei realized that he was about to take a shot, control the rhythm, and stop continuing the topic: "Yue Yue, I just told you to learn to swim, why did you run up again!"

"Yes, yes! If you really insist on swimming, and try your best to take the one... taxi, where can you worry about not being able to catch up!"

Teacher He immediately cooperated with Huang Lei: as long as you run, the swallow in the taxi must not be able to leave!"

"Hey! Even if I catch up with her, how can I catch up with Yanzi's people, but I can't keep her heart!"

Yue Yunpeng spread his hands: "If you want me to say, instead of... learning to swim, it is better to learn some musical instruments. Just now, Xiao Yuaner played the piano and sang, how charming it is, and the girls like it! How could there be a breakup? !"

Yue Yunpeng was quite sober and looked directly at Li Yuan: "How about you teach me a musical instrument, Xiaoyuan?"

"Brother Yue, you said that cross talk is not about blowing, pulling, playing and singing, you should be able to!"

Li Yuan replied with a smile, and immediately got Xiao Yueyue's refutation: "What are you doing, you can play and sing the four homework of cross talk, that is to learn to sing, there is no blowing and pulling as you said! Teach me! "

Xiao Yueyue squeezed his eyes.

"Blow, play, and sing, I'd say it's a musical instrument... I can really teach you!"

As soon as Li Yuan said this, Huang Lei subconsciously thought of this kid talking about blowing suona.

In fact, He Jiong and Zhuge Dali still remember all kinds of musical instruments, the suona is the king, and the sound of the suona will make a lifetime of work in vain.

But Yue Yunpeng didn't know: "Okay! What are you playing, but my musical talent is a little bit poor, it's too difficult and boring!"

"It's not difficult, it's easy!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders.

Yue Yunpeng immediately asked, "What is that?"

"Bragging! I'm bragging!"

Li Yuan's face was serious and serious, and Yue Yunpeng almost vomited blood when he heard it. No wonder he felt a little wrong before! But Huang Lei and the others didn't expect this answer, they all laughed subconsciously, Huang Lei pointed Li Yuan: "Don't make trouble! I know you like to brag, but you can make music when you brag. Yue Yue is asking you for advice humbly. You talk well!"

"oh oh!"

Li Yuan nodded: "There are also people who blow music! It's quite simple!"

"What's that"

Xiao Yueyue asked tentatively.

"Whistle! It's pretty simple anyway!"

After Li Yuan finished speaking, he wanted to demonstrate, Yue Yunpeng looked at him speechlessly: "Xiaoyuan, I know why so many people on the Internet want to beat you up! You are so skinny, I can't control mine now. Fist!"

Just for a while... The awkward atmosphere caused by Yue Yunpeng's mention of Cao Yunjin was immediately swept away, the barrage in the live broadcast room began to cheer up again, and the negative emotion value continued to accumulate.

Especially seeing Xiaoyueyue's expression of wanting to cry without tears, she is even more happy to lean forward and back together. I often see Xiaoyueyue teasing Sun Yue, and now it has become Li Yuan teasing Xiaoyueyue.

This picture is so joyful! "Brother Yue, what kind of musical instrument do you want to learn? Let me give you a reference..!"

Li Yuan finally returned to the topic and stopped joking.

"I learn musical instruments, just... I want to enhance my charm. Don't look greasy because I'm too fat. It's better to be small and fresh. Classical and elegant musical instruments are the best!"

Xiao Yueyue quickly added: "And it must not be too difficult, it is best to be very easy to get started, and it can be done quickly! How about it? Do you have any recommendations?"

Looking at Xiao Yueyue's look of anticipation, Li Yuan really started to ponder carefully, and began to screen according to Yue Yunpeng's request.

Finally his eyes lit up.

"I figured it out"

Yue Yunpeng quickly blurted out.

"Um!"

Li Yuan nodded heavily: "Brother Yue, how about you learn to knock wooden fish?"

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As soon as Li Yuan finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter. After all, this sentence seems to have its own sense of picture, and a picture naturally appeared in everyone's mind: the fat and white Yue Yunpeng, the scalp is even brighter after shaving , dressed in a blue monk's robe, sitting on the futon, a huge wooden fish in front of him, with his percussion, it sounded one after another.

Xiao Yueyue closed her eyes safely, although she couldn't hear the voice, but she could see the subtle movements of her lips, as if she was chanting words.

If you walk two steps closer, you can hear a few words, such as steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck, Sauce chicken, bacon, pine flowers, belly, sauce meat, sausage "Hahahaha, Li Yuan is too skinny, arranged for Xiao Yueyue to become a monk!"

"Xiao Yueyue has this body type, so he is probably a monk of wine and meat!"

"I can't help it when I think of knocking on the wooden fish!"

"But after all, the wooden fish seems to be quite qualified!"

"Classical and elegant, not complicated, very easy to use, it's like tailor-made for Xiao Yueyue!"

"I think Xiao Yueyue is about to cry out!"

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The barrage in the live broadcast room refreshed rapidly, with countless negative emotional values ​​continuously converging on Li Yuan's side, and at the scene, in the middle, the party Xiao Yueyue sighed pitifully on his forehead: "Alas! I'm so stupid! Really! Why are you talking about musical instruments to Xiaoyuan! Isn't this asking for trouble!"

Huang Lei also said with righteousness: "Xiaoyuan, don't be ridiculous, your brother Yue said that learning musical instruments is to enhance your personal charm and increase your attractiveness to the opposite sex!"

"If you arranged it like this, where would you go to find the attraction of the opposite sex to become a monk!"

"I think it's about the same! Tang Seng doesn't know how many... the opposite sex! What white bone spirits, scorpion spirits, apricot tree spirits, spider spirits, seven sisters, mouse spirits, jade rabbit spirits, if you add the king of the daughter country, ten three!"

Li Yuan snapped his fingers and started to list.

"Don't make trouble! There are so many, but there are many people who want to eat Tang monks!"

Huang Lei has also seen "Journey to the West", and directly exposed the reality: "Let's talk about the white bone spirit! He must want to eat Tang monk meat! Otherwise, Sun Wukong would not be able to beat the white bone spirit three times!"

"Really, Mr. Huang, when you mention this, I'm angry. I see Sun Monkey being chased away by Tang Monk, and I'm still in tears. Sun Wukong is all about protecting Tang Monk, and Tang Monk is good or bad. Don't drive him away!"