Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Xiaoyueyue entered the middle of the room coldly, and the more he said, the more angry: "How can this be! In the end, it wasn't Sun Wukong who rescued him!"

"right!"

Mr. He shared the hatred on the side: "Every time you say... Kong, I blame you for the teacher! Is there such an old and wrong person?"

"Oh! Really! This kind of feeling of being wronged and wronged is just... terrible, I don't know if you have... this kind of experience!"

Yue Yunpeng sighed and began to share his story: "I remember one time I took an elevator, and there were a lot of people in it, there were six or seven people! Then I don't know who was asking if someone was farting, And then those people all looked at me!"

"Really, I'm so wronged, and thinking about it now, I still feel very wronged in my heart! How can someone be so wronged!"

Huang Lei looked at Xiao Yueyue: "Yue Yue, are you farting?"

"Impossible! Absolutely not!"

Yue Yunpeng shook his head into a rattle: "I just... hiccupped!"

"Oh! Ah hiccup"

Huang Lei was nodding subconsciously at first, but the next moment he was stunned, followed by everyone who laughed.

Zhuge Dali felt that Yue Yunpeng's self-deprecating level was quite good, and he was able to equate hiccups with farting! He also said calmly: "You said that I have been wronged and these people are really mindless and full of hiccups. Can't you tell the difference between fart and fart?"

Yue Yunpeng looked around, waiting for everyone's cooperation, and then saw Teacher He shaking his head slightly: "Actually, it's really not that easy. I used to know that there is a drift bottle function on WeChat."

"I know! Throw the bottle!"

"Yes! I just picked up a bottle with a two-second audio in it. I was curious about what the other party was saying, and then I opened it and listened!"

What Teacher He said was a real thing: "Guess what, I opened it up, no one spoke, but...... I heard a gentle and short fart!"

He spread his hands with a wry smile, and without waiting for everyone to react, he continued, "Later, in order to make sure that the voice was... a piece of shit, I listened to it five or six times, over and over!"

Huang Lei didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and suddenly felt that there was a smell in the room. First, Yue Yunpeng burped, and then Mr. He added sound effects and looked at He Jiong: "Is that a fart, Mr. He!"

"Yes! Absolutely! I've been listening to it and I'm [-]% sure it's a fart!"

What Teacher He said was an oath, and everyone who heard it smiled bitterly.

The veterans in the live broadcast room were also so happy because of such a small interaction. Who would have thought that these big stars would have such a big lethal power when they blackened.

"I think it's time for us to change to fresh air! The content of your chat sounds like more biochemical weapons than biochemical weapons!"

Li Yuan walked over and opened the door while talking, only to find that the rain outside had finally stopped, he could feel the coolness, and even the air was very comfortable to breathe: "The rain has stopped, hey! Stopped!"

After Li Yuan's reminder, everyone gathered at the door again. After confirming, they all stood in the yard to further feel the refreshing after the rain.

"It's raining too much today. It's estimated that there is water in the ground. For a while... Mr. He will take everyone to the ground to release water! If it soaks like this, it will be completely dead!"

What Huang Lei said was very reasonable. Even when everyone went out with a shovel, they could see that many villagers were doing the same thing, not only the corn field, but also the vegetable field.

Looking at all kinds of vegetables in the vegetable field, it seems that they are... planted in water. At least ten centimeters of rainwater have been stored. If they are soaked like this, they will really be flooded to death! Hide, recommend, share !

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Opening the canal to release water is really a step-by-step process. It takes a lot of effort to lift your feet when you sink into the soil. Besides, everyone is not only releasing water, but they all come, so naturally they want to bring back some vegetables.

But Rao is so, compared to breaking corn, it is still a lot easier, and when we return, who would have thought that it would start to rain again.

When He Jiong saw this change, he immediately made a decisive decision and immediately arranged a strategic shift: "Let's go quickly, maybe for a while...it will become a heavy rain again!"

Li Yuan immediately carried all the three shovels on his shoulders. As the youngest and strongest man, this kind of work was directly undertaken by him and followed in He Jiong's footsteps.

In fact, He Jiong, Yue Yue and Dali were each holding the vegetables they picked, such as cucumbers and tomatoes. Zhuge Dali looked up at the sky and said, "The weather is changing so fast! If we had known, we would have brought umbrellas. come here!"

"What are you doing, Yue Yue, run away!"

He Jiong turned his head subconsciously, and found that Xiao Yueyue was actually at the end, holding the vegetables and walking slowly, where it seemed that he was sheltering from the rain, and it was better to go out on an outing.

Xiao Yueyue smiled: "Mr. He, don't run, isn't it raining in front of you? Even if we run to the front, we still have to get caught!"

Teacher He was a little confused when he said this.

"Brother Yue, although I think what you said seems to make sense."

Li Yuan slowed down and joked: "But are you sure it's not because you can't run?"

After all, it's just... a little rain, and it looks like it's pattering. As long as it's not the previous heavy rainstorm, then walking in the rain is actually a bit pleasant.

The main reason is... The rain was really heavy before, which brought a kind of psychological hint to everyone. Now, when I think about it, it doesn't seem to be that serious, and even He Jiong stopped.

"I think what Yuan'er said is more reasonable! But I think it's not that Xiao Yueyue can't run, the main reason is that he doesn't want to run! Thinking about how fast he ran when he was chasing Yanzi!"

Teacher He mentioned the plot of the movie again, and Xiaoyueyue smiled.

Before Yue Yunpeng could speak, Li Yuan added to the topic: "To be honest, I may know the reason, and you may all know that the average child is about one year old, and he can walk, but there is a child in our village who has arrived. Not even three years old!"

"Could it be that there is something wrong with your legs?"

He Jiong immediately realized the crux of the problem, and subconsciously looked at Xiao Yueyue's Xia Sanlu while talking, Yue Yunpeng immediately retorted: "I'm not... This way, if you don't walk at the age of three, you have to go to the doctor. Bar!"

"yes!"

Li Yuan nodded: "The kid in our village, his parents took him to a big hospital, and they had a special check-up, or a comprehensive check-up. Then guess what?"

"What's wrong"

Zhuge Dali asked subconsciously.

Li Yuan smiled slightly: "The doctor said, the child didn't ask about his legs and feet, so he can't walk now, mainly because he is lazy, just beat him!"

Negative emotion from Zhuge Dali 6! Negative emotion from He Jiong +55! Negative emotion from Yue Yunpeng +88! "I'm not... lazy!"

Yue Yunpeng shook his head into a rattle: "I just think it's not raining much: isn't it very romantic for us to walk!"

"Don't make excuses, you're just lazy!"

Teacher He smiled and sealed Xiaoyueyue's conclusion, and the veterans in the live broadcast room also expressed their opinions: "That's right! Xiaoyueyue is... lazy!"

"Hahaha, this fat body, if it really runs, it seems to be quite difficult!"

"I can make up the picture in my brain, it must be London London, trembling!"

"Didn't Li Yuan say everything just now! A fight will definitely cure his stinky problem!"

"Little Sunflower's class has started, what if Xiao Yueyue is disobedient, it's fine!"

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In the shot, the four of them are just... walking and chatting, the rain is still pattering, and when they return to the mushroom house, the clothes are...not so good, just...hair wet.

The other thing is... each body is colorful, and there are countless mud ideas.

Although Huang Lei stayed behind and did not need to go out, the preparation of ingredients was quite laborious. Since it was agreed that he would eat dumplings at night, the arrangement was also very appropriate.

Chop all kinds of fillings, pork and green onions.

Stuffed, pork and cowpea stuffed, and even made tomato and egg stuffing. It was divided into three pots, and it was sweating profusely.

"Go to take a bath one by one, a while... come back and make dumplings!"

Huang Lei watched everyone return, washed his hands, sat aside and began to rest, drinking tea, he was in a good mood.

Zhuge Dali was naturally the first in the ranking, and lesbians still had considerable preferential treatment. Teacher He, Xiao Yueyue and Li Yuan sat under the pergola and talked about the mountains with Huang Lei.

"Let's get some Ginger Coke later! Chill for you! Don't catch a cold!"

Huang Lei is very thoughtful and thoughtful.

Xiao Yueyue wiped her hair with a towel, and suddenly changed the conversation: "Hey, everyone now knows why I didn't buy a convertible sports car. It's raining and there's no carport. It's really easy to catch a cold!"

"Brother Yue, if you don't buy a convertible sports car, is it because the space is too small for you to sit in?"

Li Yuan and Yue Yunpeng became more and more familiar with each other, and joking was easy to come by.

"Bullshit, you think I'm Mr. Sun Yue! I have to buy two tickets for the plane. I can't get in any car. I have to buy a car. Can I buy a motorcycle?"

The more Xiaoyue Yue said, the more energetic he became: "You all know what a Prince Motorcycle is. My dream when I was a child was... I can buy a motorcycle like this one day!"

"Prince Motorcycle is... that kind of... The seat is very low, the seat is sunken, and the handlebar is quite high."

Teacher Huang immediately blurted out, it is indeed a very old memory.

Speaking of which, this Prince Motorcycle is... a way of saying, it is more inclined to American cruise motorcycles, with high handlebars, low seats, drop-shaped fuel tanks, and then there must be that kind of...metallic electroplating composition, very retro.

In many Hong Kong movies, the little gangsters of the 9090s and [-]s are standard! "Yes, yes! It's... like that!"

Xiaoyueyue nodded again and again, thinking about continuing to describe, when Li Yuan suddenly snorted, and even burst into laughter: "Xiaoyuaner, why are you laughing?"

Li Yuan scratched his head: "I just suddenly remembered that there was a TV series called "Magic Phone", and there was a very classic scene in it, that is... the one where Zhu Bajie appeared on a motorcycle..., have you seen it?"

"Hahaha! I've seen it before! There's also this moving picture! I chatted online for a while, and this picture was especially popular!"

Huang Lei nodded again and again, turned his head to look at Xiao Yueyue, and couldn't help expressing emotion: "Like! It's really like!"

Xiao Yueyue scratched her head and wanted to cry without tears

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"Hahaha, there are pictures! There are pictures again!"

"Li Yuan is amazing! I don't even remember you!"

"Magic phone, yes, it's this movie, childhood memory!"

"I like the style of Zhu Bajie shaking his head the most!"

"Come on, Xiao Yueyue's role as Pig Bajie doesn't violate peace at all!"

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The barrage in the live broadcast room seems to have really resonated with everyone. It seems that many people have seen this film, Zhu Bajie in "Magic Phone", I don't know if you have any impression! In fact, it is also "Baolian" Zhu Bajie in "The Lamp", and the wonderful performance of actor Xie Ning, in "Magic Phone", there is indeed such a scene.

In order to pay tribute to Schwarzenegger's "The Terminator", I rode a Prince motorcycle just described by Yue Yunpeng. In the shot, he also showed a wonderful shaking head gesture. The hairstyle is also memorable when you think about it.

He even said that just now, Yue Yunpeng himself thought of that state. He had seen this animation before, but he never thought that one day he would be able to overlap with this image.

I don't know how Li Yuan's brain grows! Strange thoughts can spread the wings of association anytime, anywhere, and then collide with sparks, crackling.

"Alas! Yuan'er! I have served you!"

Yue Yunpeng sighed while holding his forehead: "But to be honest, buying a motorcycle is really one of my obsessions! When I was a child, I was very envious of those wealthy families... who owned motorcycles!"

The more Yue Yunpeng said, the more serious he said: "How many years have this idea been hidden in my heart, and now I have decided, when I finish work and go back, I will definitely buy a car!"

"Yue Yue, are you serious?"