Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

　　"That fat lady, it's no exaggeration, she should weigh more than [-] pounds!"

　　Chen He said with a serious face, no false words: "After I carry her on my back, what does it feel like? Do you know that Sun Wukong was crushed by the Five Elements Mountain?"

　　"Two hundred pounds?" Li Yuan felt the same way: "Brother He, you are so difficult!"

　　"That's not right!" Chen He nodded again and again, stretched out his arms and put his arms around Li Yuan's shoulders:

　　"So! Xiaoyuan, look at my waist injury is so serious, let's break corn in the afternoon---"

　　"Right! Brother He, when you say that, I also remember something!"

　　Li Yuan cut into the topic in an instant, and did not give Chen He a chance to continue to fool.

　　Interrupted by the opportunity to share the burden, Chen He opened his mouth: "What do you remember?"

　　"As my friend told me last time, he was shopping with his girlfriend, and he also met a middle-aged woman who weighed more than [-] pounds. His girlfriend just looked at people a few more times, and the woman was in a hurry and would beat him if he started. people!"

　　"That's it! It's true that overweight people may be more stressed, and it's understandable that they are in a bad mood and have a bad temper, but it's not good to hit someone after a few glances!"

　　Chen He also followed Li Yuan's description into the situation:

　　"But fortunately your friend is present, otherwise, his girlfriend will definitely suffer!"

　　"Who said it wasn't! When my friend saw his girlfriend was beaten, he became anxious at the time. He rushed up and started a fight with the woman who weighed more than [-] pounds!"

　　Li Yuan's voice was not small, and it directly attracted Huang Lei, He Jiong, and Zhuge Dali, who was counting corn next to him. They all looked over subconsciously, wanting to hear the story.

　　Chen He opened his mouth wide:

　　"Is it really going to be a fight? This--this is actually not very good. A good man doesn't fight with a woman! It's time to stop him! It's really broken, and you will be held legally responsible!"

　　"Well! Stop it! Thanks to his girlfriend who stopped him at the last critical moment, or my friend would have been killed!" Li Yuan nodded.

　　"Yeah, it's illegal to fight, win jail, lose hospital—hmm? Wait! What did you just say? Your friend lost? Almost killed?"

　　Chen He was immediately stunned. *

Chapter 43 Someone is saying that I'm handsome behind my back【For collection】

　　"Let me go! Li Yuan, you are naughty again!"

　　"I'll spray you with a sip of salt soda, can you not suddenly turn around? My little heart can't stand it!"

　　"Ah, ah, ah! I'm so pissed off, the lipstick I just bought has been discounted all of a sudden, Li Yuan, you pay me for the lipstick!"

　　"Hahaha, funny little prince, I will be your big fan in the future. It's more interesting than listening to cross talk!"

　　"Booming in a trance! It's a bunker! Three minutes of silence for Li Yuan's friends!"

　　"Li Yuan hacked his friends, it was a knife and a knife, it's not polite at all!"

　　"Why do I think it's the real thing? A woman of [-] pounds is going crazy, and an ordinary man may only be beaten!"

　　"Crap! I think his friend has a problem himself. If you can't beat him, you can just press the F key!"

　　"Awesome! A real warrior!"

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　　The barrage in the live broadcast room was fast, but these were all silent exchanges, which belonged to expressing opinions in the form of words. During the scene, Huang Lei was rolling noodles, but now they are all rolled into a ball.

　　"Hahaha, Yuan'er! Get the supernatural powers! Let everyone rest at noon, and if I keep laughing like this, I think I have a lot more wrinkles!"

　　He Jiong squatted on the ground and picked up the water basin that had just been knocked over, so he had to go to the water press to pick up another basin.

　　Zhuge Dali turned her back to the camera, but she could see that her shoulders were shaking.

　　Obviously to suppress the urge to laugh out loud, it's really hard work!

　　Li Yuan can now feel that a very considerable amount of negative emotion values ​​are continuously converging on the system panel from all directions, and then displayed on the value of wealth value.

　　The unfamiliar names here all represent a love for Li Yuan.

　　These are all the repressed emotions that have been resolved through Li Yuan, to remove these negative energies, and to welcome a new life again.

　　Even among these names, there are some characters that sound familiar, and even these characters are people with dazzling backgrounds and famous people in all walks of life.

　　Wealth value: 1497583 points

　　"That Xiaoyuan, go in and take a bath! Don't stay in the yard!"

　　Huang Lei directly gave instructions, and did not forget to add: "Don't come out before eating!"

　　"Okay, I got it!"

　　Li Yuan was indeed sweating, and when he came back, he started chopping firewood again. Taking a bath was also a top priority. Naturally, he took orders. Chen He spread his hands:

　　"Mr. Huang, Xiaoyuan is doing things every day, I think the mushroom house is very dangerous!"

　　"You don't understand this! This is the life we ​​yearn for!" Teacher He washed the cucumbers with water again, and brought them to Huang Lei:

　　"Don't you feel very happy?"

　　"Happiness is joy, but it's too joyful! I don't think my position as the first brother in variety shows is very secure!"

　　Chen He raised his chin toward the mushroom house: "This kid is absolutely welcome!"

　　"This is called the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves, and the front waves were beaten to death on the beach! How much corn did we bring back!" He Jiong walked over to Zhuge Dali.

　　"Mr. He, let's bring back 574 corns. I think it would be better for Li Yuan to bring the rest back!" Zhuge Dali began to apply eye drops to Li Yuan:

　　"His energy is too full, and he is tired and stupid. We should have a good rest!"

　　"Hey! I seem to hear someone saying I'm handsome behind my back?"

　　Li Yuan stuck his head out of the room.

　　Unexpectedly, he finally made a small report and asked Li Yuan to catch him. Zhuge Dali turned his head and shouted: "Handsome? Handsome has a fart? Isn't it going to be eaten by the pawns?"

　　"That's not it! You haven't felt handsome treatment!"

　　Li Yuan strictly followed Huang Lei's instructions. Anyway, he didn't leave the house, he directly stretched out his hand and gestured, one finger and one finger like a treasure:

　　"Look! One, accompanied by a gentleman, two, riding a horse, three, riding in a car, four, having a crush on each other, five, having a gun---what, I'm going to take a bath first, take a bubble bath !"

　　Halfway through speaking, Li Yuan immediately realized that this chapter was in danger of being harmoniously rectified, and immediately braked the cliff in time, turned his head and fled, and stayed away from the place of right and wrong.

　　"Mr. He, look at him!"

　　Zhuge Dali couldn't wait to rush in and beat Li Yuan, but he knew that he couldn't catch this slippery guy, so he could only ask He Jiong for help.

　　"calm down!"

　　He Jiong is also helpless. This pair of enemies is simply born to fight each other. Bickering is normal. If you don't bicker, you will be perverted and dare to fight directly. Yesterday was an example in the vegetable field:

　　"I think, this is also a kind of training for you. If you can face Li Yuan, calm down and not get angry by him, it means—"

　　"That means you can become a monk!" Chen He answered the question:

　　"Who can keep calm in front of Li Yuan, unless he is an emotionless killer, give him directly---"

　　Speaking of which, Chen He also made a gesture of wiping his neck.

　　"Go away! Why are you talking so terrifying? No matter how much Li Yuan's skin is, it's more useful than you, a waste! Look at how much corn he broke, and how much did you break?"

　　The relationship between He Jiong and Chen He has always been very good, otherwise he wouldn't be so straightforward with him, so Chen He is naturally immune directly, hehe smiles:

　　"Mr. He, don't think that I don't break enough corn, but every corn is full of my feelings, and every corn is very precious. I even gave each corn a name!"

　　"Why don't I introduce them to you now!"

　　Chen He pointed to the corn pile and extended an invitation to He Jiong.

　　"You, you'd better say goodbye to your friends first, and let the director take them away in a while, hurry up and go!" He Jiong patted Chen He on the shoulder before walking towards Wang Zheng. .

　　Because Wang Zhengchao waved to himself just now, as if he had something to talk about alone.

　　Leaving the live broadcast, He Jiong and Wang Zheng stepped aside: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

　　"Chen Da called me just now and said you would call him back when you have time!"

　　Chen Da in Wang Zheng's mouth is the director of "Happy Camp".

　　"In a hurry?"

　　He Jiong asked subconsciously that during the recording of the show, everyone would not carry their mobile phones with them, and they would be handed over to the staff for safekeeping: "Where's my mobile phone?"

　　Wang Zheng beckoned, and soon someone went to get Mr. He's mobile phone:

　　"I heard what Chen Da meant. It should be that he wants Li Yuan to record the next issue of "Quick Book", but what does it mean, you can ask him again!"

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　　ps: The first sentence I get up every day, I beg you to give me a quick breath, please check that you don’t have any flowers in your hand, comment or something, I’m embarrassed to ask for a reward, but if someone really gives a reward, the author is here for everyone I bow! *

Chapter 44 You are the most shameless person 【For collection】

　　"Isn't it? Is the news reliable?"

　　He Jiong called Chen Da back and got the latest news immediately, which was both unexpected and reasonable.

　　"It's absolutely true, there is already a plan for "Ace Vs Ace" over there. Why can't we let the fat water flow into the field of outsiders! We must be the first!"

　　The meaning of Chen Da on the other end of the phone was mainly around Li Yuan.

　　According to his internal channels, it is hard to say whether there are any commercial spies. Anyway, he learned about the plan for the next issue of "Ace".

　　People are going to invite Li Yuan on the show. After all, "Longing for Life" and "Ace vs. Ace" are not the same style. "Longing" is an outdoor reality show, and "Ace" is an indoor reality show.

　　Moreover, "Longing" mainly focuses on the life service documentary category, while "Ace" is a game competitive entertainment category, which highly overlaps with "Quick Book".

　　If Li Yuan was on "Ace", it would be the first show of this type of show.

　　With the current popularity of Li Yuan, the ratings will explode in minutes.

　　This is not what everyone expected to see!

　　"Okay, then I'll find a chance to talk to him. There shouldn't be any problems. The planning of the next episode must be redesigned as soon as possible. After you finish it, send me the script first!"