Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

　　After hanging up the phone, He Jiong took a deep breath. He knew that Li Yuan would become angry, and his heart was like a mirror, but he really didn't expect it to be so fast.

　　However, this is also the choice of market behavior. Whoever has the topic, who has the popularity, who has the traffic, can become the hot cake!

　　After handing over the mobile phone, He Jiong returned again, and Zhuge Dali was attacking Huang Lei as always.

　　Chen He was not unexpectedly slack at work, and instead of chatting with his corn friend, he dragged Brother Piao to continue the reminiscence.

　　"Dali, check to see if Xiaoyuan has finished washing, then go and clean up! Leave it to me here!"

　　He Jiong was going to replace Zhuge Dali in the past.

　　Girls love cleanliness, which needs to be considered carefully. I used to slam Li Yuan away before, trying to be quiet, and Dali was still counting corn at that time. Now that lunch is almost done, it is natural for the girls to take a bath. Change clothes.

　　"Who knows when he can finish washing!"

　　Zhuge vigorously turned his head and glanced into the room, it seemed that there was no movement inside, but when Teacher He said this, he felt more and more awkward.

　　"Li Yuan'er! Have you done it yet?"

　　He Jiong shouted directly into it:

　　"If we don't come out, we'll all finish eating, and we won't have your share!"

　　"I'm already fine!"

　　Just when Zhuge Dali was about to take a step in, Li Yuan suddenly made a sound, so frightened that the girl almost jumped out:

　　"You're going to scare people, why are you so fast?"

　　Zhuge Dali, who had lingering fears, patted his chest and let out a long sigh of relief. There was no one in his subconscious, but he felt like he was a bit caught off guard.

　　"You should ask me why I take a shower so fast? I'll answer you, I'm so quick to make time for you. This is a kind of selfless sacrifice of sacrificing the ego and fulfilling the larger ego. This is a kind of selfishness. Personality sentiment that benefits people!"

　　Li Yuan is now wearing a loose white T-shirt and camouflage shorts, sitting cross-legged on the sofa, looking at Zhuge Dali who entered the door, and smiled slightly:

　　"Do you feel a little moved? But you don't have to. As a noble person, a pure person, a person who is out of vulgar tastes, I never leave a name for good deeds, and I don't expect anything in return!"

　　Zhuge vigorously curled his lips: "A noble person?"

　　Li Yuan: "Yeah!"

　　Zhuge Dali continued: "Pure people?"

　　Li Yuan: "Yeah!"

　　Zhuge Dali finally said, "A person who is out of vulgar taste?"

　　Li Yuan: "Yeah!"

　　Zhuge Dali gave him a ruthless white look:

　　"I think you are the most shameless person! Everyone is working outside. You are good and comfortable. There will be no food for you in a while!"

　　"Hey! I'm strictly following Mr. Huang's instructions, okay! Do you really think I don't want to go out to work? You hurt my heart too much, by the way, come here and show you something fun!"

　　Li Yuan's sudden change of words made Zhuge Dali still a little uncomfortable. The key is to worry about fraud:

　　"What are you doing?"

　　"If you want to come over, come over, hurry up!"

　　Zhuge Dali looked vigilant, carefully moved to the sofa, and then sat next to Li Yuan. To be honest, he could smell the scent of shower gel on this guy as soon as he came.

　　And this guy didn't dry his hair after taking a shower. Now he still drips water droplets on his clothes from time to time, and his hair styling is a bit killing Matt.

　　But in all fairness, the skin of this Killer Matt is really good.

　　"I let you look at this album, why are you staring at my face? Have you gotten to the point of my appearance now, and I'm a little more addicted?"

　　"I bother!"

　　Zhuge Dali, who was caught upright, quickly turned his attention to the photo album in Li Yuan's hand. In fact, when he entered the door, this guy was just flipping through the photo album, and immediately "Huh??"

　　"How? Now you're looking at me, can you really get my point?"

　　Li Yuan pointed to one of the photos of Pengpeng in the album.

　　"Is this P's? It's completely different from him!"

　　Zhuge Dali's eyes widened, and there was no way he could link the fat man in the photo with Peng Yuchang, but since they were all collected in the album of the mushroom house, it would definitely not be fake:

　　"Oh! How can I lose so much meat! Pengpeng is too difficult!"

　　"Hi! It's actually not as difficult as you think. Just find a gym and get a card! If you say you're thin, you'll be thin!"

　　Li Yuan directly put forward his own opinions and suggestions.

　　"I'm afraid you haven't been to the gym at all, right?" Zhuge vigorously pouted:

　　"Applying for a card to lose weight is simply as difficult as the sky. It is estimated that after the card is issued, you won't be able to go a few times!"

　　"You don't understand! It doesn't matter whether you go to the gym or not, the key is to apply for a card!" Li Yuan decided to give Zhuge Dali an example to analyze:

　　"I have a friend who just got a fitness year card last month, and he lost ten pounds this month!"

　　"I lost ten pounds? Impossible!" Zhuge Dali frowned, "How did you lose weight?"

　　Li Yuan said eloquently:

　　"He said that he spent all his money on getting a fitness card. He had no money to eat this month, his eyes were green when he was hungry, he was screaming, and he lost his meat!"*

Chapter 45 Li Yuan is a straight man of steel 【For collection】

　　"I call you Pi! I call you Pi!"

　　After being stunned, Zhuge vigorously stretched out his hand and picked up the pillow on the sofa, which was a violent blow to Li Yuan.

　　Get rid of the hatred!

　　All the anger from the morning finally poured out on Li Yuan. Don't look at the soft pillow that doesn't hurt anyone, the key is to let out the anger, just let out the anger!

　　"Don't slap your face! Don't slap your face! I'm leaving!" After enjoying a few pillow massages, Li Yuan fled and rushed into the yard.

　　"You kid won't get the roof tile for three days!"

　　Huang Lei has already started to cut cucumber shreds as a side dish for the noodles at noon. He has long heard Zhuge Dali's roar inside, and now he looks at Li Yuan who is rushing over and said with a smile.

　　"That's right! I think the force will drive you crazy!" He Jiong pointed to Chen He who had just been assigned to chop wood:

　　"Go, go to chop wood with Brother He, consume your vigorous energy!"

　　"Not so good! I just finished taking a shower, so I'm in no hurry to chop wood!" As soon as Li Yuan said this, Chen He immediately put down his axe and came over:

　　"That's right, right! Sharpening knives is the same as chopping wood, and we'll talk about it later after dinner! But Xiaoyuan, it's not my brother who told you, you have to learn to coax girls, or you won't be able to find a girlfriend in the future. , there are times when you cry!"

　　Chen He's face was serious and sincere: "Do you want me to teach you two tricks, brother?"

　　"Yes! Let Chen He tell you about it!" Huang Lei agreed:

　　"When Pengpeng was here, we were heartbroken for his life-long event. You can't do this anymore!"

　　"Then—I'll just listen?"

　　Li Yuan nodded cooperatively, and then was pulled by Chen He to the pergola, and he entered the teaching mode in minutes.

　　"Let's put it this way! There is a saying that a woman's heart has a needle at the bottom of the sea. It's quite hard to figure out. It's usually better. If it's a special period, it's even more grumpy and capricious!"

　　"Special period?" Li Yuan asked, "What special period?"

　　"Hey! It's the days when relatives came to visit, and the mood swings were very big. If we disagreed, we might get angry. But we can all understand. Whoever has a stomachache doesn't have a good temper, right?"

　　Chen He patted Li Yuan on the shoulder:

　　"For example, if your girlfriend happens to have a stomachache, what do you think you should say?"

　　"That's it!" Li Yuan pinched his chin and entered a state of contemplation. Huang Lei and He Jiong looked at each other, wanting to see how Li Yuan would deal with this situation.

　　"Have you figured it out yet!" Chen He began to urge.

　　"I think I should say: Drink more hot water?"

　　Li Yuan asked tentatively, saying this sentence directly caused the whole yard to burst into laughter.

　　All the old irons in the live broadcast room also laughed and sprayed:

　　"Li Yuan is playing tricks again, and he still drinks more hot water? Let me spray you with a salt soda!"

　　"Hahahaha, if Li Yuan really dares to say that, I will admire you for being a man!"

　　"I guess if he said it, he would have to let his girlfriend fight and take care of himself!"

　　"Yes, I also think that Li Yuan is worthy of a strong mouth king!"

　　"666! Come on Li Yuan! I think you can't find a girlfriend!"

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　　It is true that sometimes a sentence can make others smile.

　　One sentence can relieve the annoyance in one's heart, those troubles in life, those pressures in work, even if they cannot be completely eliminated, they can be put aside for the time being.

　　"Yuan'er! You haven't connected to the Internet cafe yet! Still drinking hot water? I dare say, if you dare to say these two words, you will be beaten and bleed to death!"

　　Chen He, who had a heartbroken face, sighed a long time, knowing that Li Yuan was joking, and naturally he had to cooperate well and continue the performance:

　　"I think you still don't know enough about girls. You have to think about what they think, worry about what they are worried about, and know what they need most, so that you can prescribe the right medicine. Now think about it and tell me the answer!"

　　"That's it!" Li Yuan pondered for a moment:

　　"Brother He, see if it would be better if I said that!"

　　"Okay! Say it!" Chen He inspired Li Yuan and wanted to see the results:

　　"You think of me as your girlfriend, what should you tell me at this time?"

　　"Yeah!" Li Yuan nodded, looked at Chen He and asked, "Does your stomach still hurt?"

　　"It hurts, it hurts!"

　　Chen He went straight into the state of acting. He deserves to be a professional artist who graduated from the Performance Department of the Drama Academy. His acting skills are really irritating. When he speaks, he covers his stomach with one hand.

　　Boom!

　　Li Yuan once again brought surprises to everyone, and he also added a way of performing without physical objects, and extended his hand to Chen He: