Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

The previous picture of the lanterns debut was too explosive, and the dust from the two wings flew up, which naturally attracted everyone's attention, but ignored the guests.

At this moment, the guest stepped into the door and expressed his dissatisfaction: "Cough cough! Teacher He, are you talking about it, or are you talking about me?"

"Hey Jia Ling! Jia Ling is here, welcome!"

Huang Lei was the first to see the guests coming, and immediately started to greet: "Xiao Yuan'er, hurry up and bring a suitcase to your sister Ling!"

"Hello, Miss Ling!"

Li Yuan stepped forward. Although it was the first time to meet him in reality, he had seen a lot of Jia Ling's sketches, not to mention that he had talked on the phone before: "Welcome to the mushroom house!"

The most intuitive feeling is that Jia Ling is indeed as round as she has seen on TV, wearing a simple shirt and jeans, and smiling sweetly, especially those dimples.

"Little Yuan'er! You welcome me like that! I'm still thinking, as soon as I enter the door, the scene should be: gongs and drums, firecrackers blaring, red flags fluttering, and a sea of ​​people!"

Jia Ling opened his mouth and directly possessed Teacher Dandan. The voice emphasized that what he imitated was... one word, it was too similar! As expected of a comedian who was born in cross talk, with a big mouth, he didn't give Li Yuan any clues. When I got the chance, people have already said the next sentence: "But who would have thought that as soon as I entered the door, I heard Teacher He saying that I am fat!"

Jia Ling also threw a resentful look at He Jiong.

"Oops! I was wrong! I was wrong!"

Teacher He let the lanterns walk freely, and immediately stood at attention: "I was talking about the lanterns just now, haha, Xiaoyuan, please explain to me quickly!"

Li Yuan, who was in danger of being ordered, immediately entered the state, and waved his hand emotionally: "Ah! Dear Baiyun, I apologize to you on behalf of Heitu. You stand in front of him, please open your eyes and see how pitiful he is!"

Yes! Jia Ling's sister Dandan and Li Yuan's uncle Benshan finally reunited on the phone. It was really a good match and a good talent, which made Jia Ling laugh directly.

"Then am I fat or not?"

Jia Ling intends to create problems for Li Yuan.

Huang Lei and He Jiong were on the side, and they had a premonition that Jia Ling's arrival would bring more laughter to the mushroom house, and it seemed that the program team also had a heart.

From Chen He to Jia Ling, at present, the invited guests have all won the hearts of the two teachers, and it depends on how Li Yuan will play.

Hearing Jia Ling's question, Li Yuan immediately responded: "That's not fat! That's sister Ling's cuteness expanding!"

With such a firm statement, Jia Ling was so happy that he could hardly find Bei.

"I knew before I came here that you are very attractive, and sure enough! Seeing is better than hearing a hundred things!"

Jia Ling raised his hand and patted Li Yuan's shoulder, as the test was completed, and then looked at Zhuge Dali.

"Hello, Miss Ling!"

Zhuge Dali greeted him quickly and obediently.

The greetings between the women became more enthusiastic. Jia Ling directly opened his arms and took Zhuge Dali into his arms: "Dali! It's really hard for you, do you sometimes can't help but want to hit people?"

"Sister Ling, what's the time! I want to hit people every moment, every second!"

It can be considered that he has found a relative who can complain and support himself, and Zhuge Dali will bring Li Yuan's... Li Yuanta"

"Classmate Dali, why don't you invite Sister Ling into the room to talk about our meal first?"

Li Yuan threw out the trump card. As soon as he said this, Jia Ling immediately reacted: "Don't! Don't! I rushed over in a hurry early in the morning, and I just wanted to eat something hot."

Chapter 103 Jia Ling suddenly felt a little confused 【Subscribe】

Jia Ling, who sucks and sucks, eats two bowls of white porridge in minutes, and ate a boiled egg by the way, he can be considered to put down the porridge bowl and is satisfied: "I know that you can come to Mushroom House to eat and drink, Mr. Huang's craft is this!"

Jia Ling gave Huang Lei a thumbs up and gave a like.

Sitting aside, Huang Lei also expressed his heartfelt remarks: "It seems that Chen He really guessed it was you before! He also reminded us that we have to break the corn to feed you this time! You can eat enough!"

They are all acquaintances, and it also depends on Jia Ling's good character. If it was replaced by other female guests, Huang Lei would definitely not say that, and if he can say that, it is really a good relationship! "If you have a good appetite, that is also yours. Good workmanship!"

Jia Ling really doesn't mind such a joke: "The key question is that I have to reserve energy for manual labor first, and I will break the corn later."

"It's alright! It's work for a while... Besides, another bowl."

Mr. He showed his hospitality and turned to look at Zhuge Dali: "Dali, hurry up and serve another bowl for your sister Ling!"

Zhuge Dali ate a bowl by himself, but he couldn't eat any more. Just now, he saw how relaxed Jia Ling was, and the five bodies he admired were thrown to the ground. It seemed that no one could gain weight casually.

Hearing that Teacher He arranged work for him, he quickly got up and went to get Jia Ling's empty bowl.

Jia Ling directly stopped Zhuge Dali's movements: "Don't! Don't serve it! I eat less in the morning, three-thirds full is enough! If you have another bowl, specify long meat!"

She is really a comedy player, and she is definitely good at self-destruction. Jia Ling is even more familiar with it. She smiled shyly: "What if I can't get married at that time?"

"That's impossible! I think Sister Ling, you are very popular!"

Li Yuan took advantage of the situation and slapped it with another little flattery.

Jia Ling raised his eyebrows at Li Yuan: "Oh, why does Xiao Zui look like she's smeared with honey? If you can talk, just talk more! Tell me about you, sister Ling, and me, how are you so popular?"

"Isn't it all said! Whether the life is prosperous or not, it all depends on whether the wife is fat or not."

Li Yuan asked Jia Ling with a smile and said, "So I think Sister Ling will be very popular!"

The negative emotion value from Jia Ling is +11! Slap! Jia Ling slapped Li Yuan directly on the shoulder: "Aren't you still saying that I'm fat?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Huang Lei and He Jiong laughed directly, and Zhuge Dali also snickered next to him.

However, the online veteran in the live broadcast room doesn't have to worry so much, and just laughs: "I'm really suffering, Li Yuan's mouth is just... poisonous! I'm dying of laughter!"

"Jia Ling is smiling now and wants to strangle him in the meeting"

"I think there is nothing wrong with what Li Yuan said. If you marry a daughter-in-law, you must marry."

"Upstairs, dare to ask how much the gross weight..."

"Hey hey, I found that Li Yuan is really good. He can quickly get along with the guests, and there is absolutely no estrangement!"

"I think it's better to be in a ball! Maybe after a while... Jia Ling should make a move!"

"Booming in a trance!"

""

Jia Ling will definitely not be angry, he was just joking, a person who is good at self-destruction is never afraid of being hacked, not to mention Li Yuan's small mouth, he never disappoints people.

"How is it possible to be fat"

Li Yuan shook his head again and again: "If you want me to say, Sister Ling, you are not fat at all, I heard that if you weigh one hundred pounds, Sister Ling, then when you reach the moon, you will directly become forty pounds!"

What Li Yuan said is true, and I don't know if it's true or not. Anyway... come to the final conclusion: "So, you are not fat at all, but you were born on the wrong planet!"

"No! The acceleration of gravity on Earth is about 9.

8. The acceleration of gravity on the lunar surface is about 1.

6.

So not a quarter, but a sixth!"

Zhuge gave a loud bang: a professional term, blurted out directly.

"Okay, okay! You say one-sixth, that's one-sixth!"

Li Yuan is also a legend on the Internet that he directly used. He didn't want to be in front of Zhuge Dali. When we get to the moon, that's just how many."

"It should be [-] Jin!"

Zhuge Dali answered again in seconds.

"That's right! Sure enough, it's too six!"

Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali had such a harmonious and smooth academic exchange. Jia Ling watched it for a long time, and finally had a chance to speak: "Then I'm still on the wrong planet!"

Jia Ling's face was full of approval, and he nodded: "No wonder I often dream of a rabbit and a laurel tree! Am I the reincarnation of someone?"

As for a partner, we still have to find someone who can cooperate and have a tacit understanding. Jia Ling automatically looked at Li Yuan and motioned him to share this answer for himself with everyone: "Who is it?"

"Wu Gang! There are poems to prove it: Wu Gang is holding the axe endlessly, and the jade rabbit and silver toad still stay!"

As soon as Li Yuan finished speaking, Jia Ling slapped the case and got up.

The negative emotion value from Jia Ling is +23! "I'll keep your head! I'm Wu Gang, I'm me"

Turning his head and staring at Li Yuan, he fully enjoyed the experience of Zhuge Dali: "You see how I look like Wu Gang, my height, my weight, me"

As he talked, Jia Ling covered his mouth with joy, and made a sudden realization: "I seem to be quite alike! It's like I'm missing an axe!"

Huang Lei pointed to the wood stack at the corner of the wall, and winked at Jia Ling: "We have the axe here! Over there! Xiaoyuaner, why don't you bring the axe to your sister Ling to observe it?"

"Sister Ling! Are you looking for a golden axe?"

Li Yuan suddenly said such a sentence, and Jia Ling, who asked, was taken aback, but he quickly responded.

Isn't what this kid is talking about the story of the young man who dropped the axe on the bridge, the river god took the golden axe and the silver axe to the test, and finally got good luck because of his honesty! "No no no! I want an iron axe!"

Jia Ling immediately answered according to the routine.

"Sister Ling, do you want a silver axe?"

Sure enough, Li Yuan's next question was as Jia Ling had guessed.

Jia Ling is ready to accept his own good luck: "No no no, what I want is an iron axe!"

Li Yuan nodded: "Sister Ling, your honesty has been recognized by the mushroom house. You can chop wood to your heart's content for the next two days, we'll take care of it here!"

The negative emotion value from Jia Ling is +45! The stunned Jia Ling is a little bit confused: "Wait...! I'm a little messy, I have to stroke it! Why don't you play cards according to the routine"

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Chapter 104 Chen He was hacked again 【Subscription】

"Come on! Come on! Li Yuan has started again!"

"Hahaha, dare to say that our sister Ling will be unhappy like Wu Gang Pingping!"

"It's so funny! Just now I suddenly said a golden axe, and I didn't even react. Jia Ling's brain is so fast!"

"I can't think fast, I'm still following Li Yuan's routine!"

"Yes, yes, it seems that it doesn't matter who it is, as long as you come to the mushroom house, the longest one must go is... Li Yuan's routine!"

"It's so embarrassing, "Quick Book" and "Longing" collided tonight, which should I watch first!"

"It is recommended to watch "Longing" first!"