Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

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The water friends in the live broadcast room are constantly sending barrages, and at the same time, the negative emotions that have been relieved are also constantly converging on Li Yuan's side.

Indeed, compared with the slow growth of the previous two days, today's system panel has ushered in an explosive period again.

"Sister Ling! Look at Li Yuan, if you don't beat him, it will be hard to solve your hatred!"

Zhuge Dali felt the same way about what happened to Jia Ling.

Immediately start the formation of this period's Violent Li Yuan Alliance.

"Um!"

Jia Ling nodded: "I think it's necessary to beat him first to let out his anger, hey! Xiaoyuaner, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to wash the dishes first! Sister Ling, you guys talk first, and I'll come when I go!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Li Yuan got up and gathered the porridge bowl into one piece and walked away, looking like a hard-working little bee.

"This guy doesn't look bad! He has good eyesight!"

Jia Ling commented on Li Yuan's performance: "Why do you all say that he is like this and can't find a girlfriend? Hey, Xiao Yuaner, do you have a girlfriend?"

Li Yuan, who stopped with the bowl in hand, smiled slightly: "I knew before that if you want to have a girlfriend, it's actually very simple, just try to teach yourself to cook, do the dishes, do the laundry, etc... housework. work and work on being a popular family man, that's enough!"

Jia Ling nodded subconsciously, there is nothing wrong with what she said, no girl would like a lazy man: "What about you now?"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "Now! I've perfectly turned into a family-loving single dog who can live a smooth life by himself. He can not only cook and do laundry, but also wash dishes and mop the floor."

"Uh!"

Jia Ling gave Li Yuan a blank look, but soon the conversation changed, comforting Li Yuan's fragile heart: "It's okay to be a single dog, at least it will be a lot freer!"

It's like revenge, since Chen He dared to cryptically say in the last issue that if he eats too much, he will bankrupt the mushroom house, then you are the first year of the new year, and I will do the fifteenth: "Look! It's really going to end. Married, so free, Chen He is... a very clear example!"

Speaking of this, Jia Ling began to explode Chen He's dark history: "I usually play games with Chen He when I have nothing to do, and the most annoying thing is to hang up. , Now that I think about it, my teeth are itchy!"

"This is the price of marriage, it's not free!"

What Jia Ling said was artistic exaggeration, but she really had nothing to do with playing games with Chen He, no matter what...

He is a chicken eater or a king, and he is also a little e-sports expert.

Li Yuan put the tableware and chopsticks on Zhuge Dali's side quite naturally, and then glanced at her calmly, and then continued to communicate with Jia Ling: "No! I heard Brother He say that he is very free!"

"Listen to him!"

Jia Ling pouted.

"Really, Brother He won't lie. He told me last time that as long as he gets home, he wants to clean the toilet, mop the floor if he wants, and eat leftovers if he wants to. , how free it is!"

Li Yuan's face was sincere, and his face was serious. Jia Ling looked a little stunned, but when he listened to it, he reacted, laughed and sprayed directly, and lay down on the table.

Huang Lei and He Jiong were next to him, and so was Zhuge Dali. Although there was already a so-called herd immunity, sometimes he couldn't help but want to laugh.

Zhuge Dali smiled and hurriedly took the bowls and chopsticks away, ran to the side and brushed the dishes honestly. When he brushed, he felt that something was wrong. How could I become so free? The negative emotions from Zhuge Dali +12! The more I think, the more I feel. Annoyed, Li Yuan put the bowl and chopsticks in front of him just now, this is a conspiracy! "Xiaoyuan, you can be careful, don't let Chen He catch you next time! I won't give you a violent beating then!"

As soon as He Jiong finished speaking, Huang Lei picked it up: "Hahaha, I think there are too few opportunities for the two of them to meet. Chen He goes home and cleans the dishes and mopping the floor. He is too busy, so how can he take care of him? He, Director Wang, can we invite Chen He back again!"

"I think it's okay hey!"

Jia Ling clapped his hands and sighed, agreeing very much with Huang Lei's suggestion.

"It's not that it can't be considered, is it Xiaoyuan?"

Wang Zheng all joined the ridicule lineup, and this group of people came off the stage and started to plan the incident, which made all the old iron in the live broadcast room laugh: "Brilliant! Li Yuan, this black man's ability is too elusive, even the one who left will not let go. !"

"Chen He is crying silently at home!"

"Nonsense! Brother He is flushing the toilet now! How can I watch the show!"

"I really hope that Chen He can come again, and then I will have a look!"

"Look at Chen Helai to brush the toilet in the mushroom house"

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This negative emotional value erupted too quickly, like the river bursting with dykes, and like the flooding of the Yellow River.

"Okay, alright! Let's talk more, we will waste all the good time in the morning. Jia Ling has just arrived today, and he is exhausted by boat and car. We will not arrange heavy physical work in the morning!"

Huang Lei began to preside over the overall situation and maintain the order of the scene: "Go to the vegetable field! Pick some vegetables and come back, let's mix noodles with scallion oil at noon!"

"This is so good, I've heard that Mr. Huang's noodles with scallion oil is delicious, and today I can have a good meal!"

When Jia Ling mentioned food, he began to gear up.

"Xiao Yuan'er, you and Dali take your sister Ling to identify the way! It's not easy to come here, but also take a good look at the beautiful scenery of our small mountain village!"

The first morning of the guests arriving at the mushroom house is basically a familiar process, and because of time constraints, they will not really go down to the ground to break corn, most of them... go to pick vegetables.

So Teacher He gave the job to two young people.

"Yes! Recognize the way! I also have to bring two people to help me recognize the way, otherwise I'm such a fool, maybe if you take it out, you won't be able to bring it back!"

Jia Ling is indeed a rare leader in the comedy industry at present, and she has achieved a status in the arena as a woman. According to Shen Teng's original statement, that is, men don't hate her, and women don't envy her.

Now such a self-deprecating joke, she said it with joy.

"Sister Ling, don't say that! If you want to say Lu Chi's words, I have something I don't know if I should say it or not!"

Li Yuan is about to speak again.

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Shushuashua, Huang Lei, He Jiong and Zhuge Dali all looked directly at Jia Ling, after all this line of Li Yuan is too familiar.

I've heard it several times before, and every time there is a new discovery, whoever listens to it will be furious! With a fearless spirit, he looked at Li Yuan: "That... I would like to hear it!"

"Okay! Then I will briefly talk about my opinion!"

When Li Yuan got the chance to speak, he was not in a hurry to show it, but cleared his throat: "I don't think anyone is born... Lu Chi, what is lacking is only an effective way to guide the way, for example! Sister Ling, you Look, at the first hutong entrance you go out, there is a stall selling fried chicken!"

"Go along the left-hand side of the fried chicken stall, go to a breakfast shop with soup dumplings, go two intersections at the breakfast shop, and then go straight, you should see a few black jujube trees, and then go forward. Let's go, we will arrive at our corn field and vegetable field!"

Li Yuan used the directions he learned from the Internet, and applied it directly to the mushroom house: "How about Ling, do you remember how to get to the vegetable field now?"

"I still don't seem to remember!"

Jia Ling shook his head in confusion.

"Ugh! What do you remember?"

Li Yuan continued to inspire.

"I seem to remember that there are fried chicken nuggets, soup dumplings, and black dates!"

Speaking of this, Jia Ling made a saliva gesture: "I seem to be a little hungry!"

"Hahaha! It's overturned"

Huang Lei laughed outright. In the past, Li Yuan would basically make others roll over if he talked about it inappropriately. I didn't expect that this time it would be a unilateral accident, and Jia Ling's family jumped directly.

This scene is too rare! He Jiong and Zhuge Dali glanced at each other quietly, all holding back their laughter. After all, Jiang is still old and hot, and a mountain is taller than a mountain. Jia Ling is indeed a veteran who has been in the comedy industry for many years.

"Sister Ling! Don't make trouble! You have to believe in yourself, as long as you remember these iconic places, you will be fine!"

Li Yuan didn't care.

"Really! You don't know, the last time Xiaofei moved, Fei took me to her... I was a guest at her new house, and I found out that there was no soy sauce when I was cooking!"

Jia Ling began to talk about Zhang Xiaofei: "What kind of dishes can you cook without soy sauce?"

"I'm anxiously waiting for dinner. You said that you can cook without soy sauce. I hurriedly went downstairs to buy it. Guess what happened later."

"what's going on"

A group of highly professional asked.

"I came back from outside the community, carrying a soy sauce bottle, and I just looked at it, how come a large building is covered with the same look! Where can I go to eat here! Hey! I haven't brought my cell phone!"

Jia Ling helplessly spread out his hands: "Afterwards, Xiaofei was in a hurry to wait, and I was looking for me at the gate of the community. This meal was almost delayed because of my stupidity!"

"But you didn't eat less afterwards!"

At this moment, a voice came from the courtyard door, a woman's voice.

Everyone turned their heads subconsciously, and saw that Zhang Xiaofei appeared at the door just like that, also wearing very simple clothes, shirt and jeans.

"Xiaofei"

Jia Ling was really stunned, and quickly walked up to meet him: "Why are you here?"

"Are you surprised?"

Zhang Xiaofei squeezed his eyes and quickly greeted Huang Lei and He Jiong: "Hello Mr. He, hello Mr. Huang!"

There is nothing wrong with receiving people and things, and will not leave Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali behind, beckoning: "Hello, Xiaoyuan, and Dali!"

"Hey! Welcome! Welcome!"

He Jiong and Huang Lei expressed their welcome: "Xiaoyuan, why don't you help your sister Xiaofei move the box in!"

It seems that the guests invited in this season are all candidates who make Huang Lei He Jiong very satisfied, not to mention Chen He, Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei, they are definitely not the kind of...pretentious girls.

Moreover, these two comedians are very easy to get along with and have the ability to adjust the atmosphere.

Li Yuan carried the suitcase, Zhuge Dali and Jia Ling lined Zhang Xiaofei to the left and right: They entered the house to arrange accommodation for Zhang Xiaofei, of course, the three female guests must live in the same room.

After finishing everything, Zhang Xiaofei and Jia Ling appeared in the yard hand in hand.

"Director Wang, Ang is amazing! I've invited two of the comedy lovers here!"

Huang Lei looked at Wang Zheng sitting behind the monitor.

Wang Zheng smiled without saying a word, but his expression was...... very sullen.

It was indeed a mysterious surprise. From Jia Ling's reaction just now, it can be seen that the previous confidentiality measures were in place.

"Mr. Huang is right. Jia Ling and Xiaofei are two generals in the comedy world. How many...the goddess in the hearts of the audience!"

He Jiong continued.

In all fairness, this is really the situation in the comedy world at the moment. The older generation of comedians are now more and more retreating to the countryside, such as Teacher Dandan and Teacher Cai, who are in a semi-retirement state.

Mr. Dandan has long stopped acting in sketches, but Mr. Cai is.... I can still make an appearance on the Spring Festival Evening, but according to reports, it seems that I have to retire.