Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

So now there are powerful female comedians with names and surnames, Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei feel that they are in the forefront.

"Hey! We are all in this business by accident. I think if my mother hadn't reported my major wrong, I wanted to apply for a drama major, and she signed up for a comedy major. Maybe I don't know what I'm doing now. !"

The fact that Jia Ling reported a professional mistake at the beginning was really a turning point in his life.

If I didn't major in comedy, and I didn't study cross talk, I wouldn't be where I am now.

Not to mention the establishment of the current company Dawan Entertainment! "What you thought in the past and what you do now are completely different things! Xiaoyuan, tell me, what did you want to do?"

Jia Ling chased after Li Yuan to be honest, no matter what...

Whether it was Xie Na before, or Jia Ling now, they both like to take shots for Li Yuan, this is the performance I really like.

The camera fell on Li Yuan's side, which was a little sudden, but it was quickly adjusted: "Me! I originally wanted to do the same as Cong brother, that is... your old partner, Xu Juncong!"

"Brother Cong, Xiao Yuaner, you originally wanted to be an actor."

Zhang Xiaofei went on to say that they are all colleagues and acquaintances. She naturally knows that Xu Juncong studied acting at the Art Institute and has acted in many film and television works before.

"Actor is not! No!"

Li Yuan shook his head, with a serious look on his face: "I used to want to be a mage just like Brother Cong!"

"Mage"

Chapter 106 The world has become too fast 【Subscription】

"Yellow rubber shoes, cropped pants, professional mage Liu Haizhu! Li Yuan's idol is our brother Zhuzi!"

"Idiots are stupid! You are still funny"

"Li Yuan, you still want to be a mage, I beg you to be a person first!"

"Li Yuan needs to be skinned anytime, anywhere! Look at Zhang Xiaofei, he was stunned when he first arrived!"

"Hahahahaha! It was so funny just now. Li Yuan said the word "Master", and I was stunned when I saw it!"

"Booming in a trance!"

"I suddenly laughed out a pig, or a wild boar!"

""

The vast number of old irons in the live broadcast room are actually more than He Jiong Huanglei....... Artists are one step ahead to reflect it. After all, netizens are quite familiar with the stalk of Liu Haizhu.

And star artists obviously have very little time to surf the Internet.

If it wasn't for Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei explaining it to everyone, I'm afraid Huang Lei wouldn't know that Xu Juncong had played such a powerful person as Liu Haizhu! "Sister Jia Ling, Sister Xiaofei, look at Li Yuan, whether he is angry or not, he still thinks about it. Be a Mage"

Zhuge Dali saw the needle and felt that he had beaten the Li Yuan Alliance, and his strength had grown again! "That's right..., I still want to be a mage! I think he is like a dead man... Luban No. [-], pulling hatred number one!"

Following the topic of vigorously, Jia Ling commented on Li Yuan from the bottom of his heart.

Speaking of which, the experiences of Zhang Xiaofei and Xu Juncong are very similar. Xu Juncong is in the performance department of Nanjing Academy of Arts, while Zhang Xiaofei is much more powerful.

She is a graduate of the Imperial Film Academy, and she is the cradle of movie stars. If you don't tell me, no one will know that she, Yuan Shanshan and Yang Mi are still classmates! I heard Li Yuan just now that he wants to choose the same career as Xu Juncong. , I was still thinking of giving some pointers...,..., who knew that a professional mage suddenly popped up: "You can't be a mage, but I think you can change your profession!"

Zhang Xiaofei flattened his mouth.

Li Yuan: "What occupation"

"Meat shield!"

Zhang Xiaofei said three words.

Li Yuan: "Why"

"Because it looks like you are very resistant to beatings!"

Zhang Xiaofei raised his eyebrows, and in one sentence made Jia Ling laugh and bend over, clutching his stomach, out of breath.

Zhuge Dali usually doesn't like games very much, so he doesn't quite understand the terms such as mage, meat shield, and hatred.

But the words "kang beating" are too easy to understand! "Sister Xiaofei, beat him! He really resists beating! No matter how you beat him, it's fine!"

Zhuge Dali began to wave the flag and shout: "Don't worry, be bold!"

Three women are in a show, and now these three three stand in a row, how could Li Yuan have their eyes full of malicious intent.

"Stop, stop, go back to the topic just now, I said!"

Li Yuan's once-in-a-lifetime display of an astonishing level is about going back in time.

Zhuge Dali was quite satisfied with the alliance he had formed, and he finally got the best of it. This time, he was able to pull back a round, raised his head, and tried to show his alliance's control over the situation: "What do you say again?"

"Didn't Sister Ling just ask me what I wanted to do now?"

Li Yuan did return to the previous topic.

"Then tell me!"

Jia Ling decided to open the door and give Li Yuan a chance to be a new person.

Then, in front of everyone's eyes, Li Yuan sighed and looked at the air at a forty-five degree angle: "Actually, what I wanted to do before, and what I want to do now, has never changed, never has changed. ! That's hoping I can make more money!"

The tone of voice is deep, the expression is solemn, and this style makes people think that there must be an unknown story behind Li Yuan's words.

Unlike Zhuge Dali, her family conditions have been good since she was born, and even now she has never felt that kind of unbearable memory brought about by economic pressure.

But Zhang Xiaofei and even Jia Ling are different.

Jia Ling was poor and plunged into the cross talk circle as a girl, even if she apprenticed to Feng, the audience, I want to die for you, Mr. Gong, she would not be able to escape the experience of running around for a living.

In the most difficult time, she hid in the basement of ten square meters and did not dare to go out at all, for fear that the landlord would see her asking her for rent, which was only [-] yuan.

She even said that she once sold her Walkman for how much... [-] yuan! With these [-] yuan, I spent a week.

Zhang Xiaofei is no better than Jia Ling! Otherwise, an actor who graduated from a professional class and went out of a professional institution such as the Imperial Film Academy, how could he change his career and act in sketches? It was the feeling of being a confidant of a fallen person, and Zhuge Dali also felt something, and sighed secretly in his heart.

This is in itself a variety of human states. It seems that everyone has such painful memories in a certain period of time: "Alas! Make money! I want to make money too! A penny beats a hero!"

"Li Yuan is feeling this! It's finally serious!"

"I'm not afraid of your jokes, I've been unemployed for half a year, and I really can't get along!"

"A rich man, it's hard to be a man without money! Men don't cry easily, why do I suddenly want to cry now?"

"Please, I'm here to relieve the pressure, why did I suddenly feel sensational about Li Yuan! You'd better come back!"

"Damn, my nose is a little sore:!"

""

In the live broadcast room, the barrage was constantly changing, so that the cheerful atmosphere quickly turned down, and they all thought of their own past events, and many people felt a little uncomfortable.

Jia Ling also found that there was something wrong with the atmosphere.

Now Huang Lei and He Jiong don't know what to do, they must be controlling the situation.

"What do you mean by telling your story!"

While talking, he squeezed Li Yuan's eyes and motioned him to find it quickly, but who knew that Li Yuan didn't seem to have seen it at all, and the next moment he sighed again: "The story really exists!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "The world is getting faster and faster, and money is becoming less and less valuable! Ten years ago, I had to take 5 yuan, and I could take [-] yuan when I went to the grocery store. Root ham, two bags of Mai Lisu, four bags of instant noodles, and a large handful of glass marbles!"

"But"

Having said this, Li Yuan sighed again: "Alas! Now that it's not working anymore, any family has been put on surveillance!"

Chapter 107 Li Yuan Showdown His Rich Status 【Subscription】

Jia Ling: ""

Zhang Xiaofei: ""

Zhuge Dali: ""

The three 3 girls were a little confused and did not understand the meaning expressed by Li Yuan.

It's not that their brains are slow to respond, it's all because of the jumping in the topic.

Just now, Li Yuan's face was still unbearably miserable.

The melancholy and sadness will make you cry, why did you suddenly jump to surveillance? With the advancement of the times and the development of science and technology, there are indeed more and more surveillance probes, but does it have anything to do with you having no money? Well, it seems to be true! From Jia Ling's Negative Emotion Score +22! Zhang Xiaofei's Negative Emotion Score +33! Zhuge Dali's Negative Emotion Score +44 "You are so skinny!"

Jia Ling was just... a fist, and it was aggressive, but he held it high and lightly. This little flesh fist hit Li Yuan, and there was nothing wrong with it.

"I dare you to lead the sheep. I advise you to surrender early! Otherwise, I don't promise to call 110 after the show."

Zhang Xiaofei held his arms and was speechless.

Zhuge Dali's brain teasers may not be as quick as Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei, but people can connect the context and guess the central idea.

Angrily, he stamped his feet: "Sister Ling, Sister Xiaofei! I can't beat him! You say I can't beat him!"

"beat!"

Needless to say, the barrage in the live broadcast room was lined up in a neat queue, and there were even large sections of blood and tears in the middle of the accusation: "Li Yuan, you should be a good person! All my tears fell, You told me that they are under surveillance."

"Hahaha! That's what it smells like! I just said that Li Yuan wouldn't be a sensationalist!"

"Hey! Yaoyao Ling? There's a guy here who doesn't pay for ham!"

"As a professional legal worker, let me tell you two things: if the theft of 300 yuan is a relatively large amount, it should be sentenced to 3 years in prison according to law, but after five years, no prosecution will be made. The prosecution period is over!"

"Ugh! Upstairs! You're serious"

"There are tears in the smile, and there is a smile in the tears, Li Yuan, I am optimistic about you. You are welcome to come to our supermarket. I promise to arrest you now, and you don't need to be monitored!"

"It's just... a turning point! Li Yuan's mouth is so awesome!"

""

Countless barrages, accompanied by a large amount of negative emotions, all converged on Li Yuan's side. Li Yuan, who knew that he had committed public anger, immediately called for help: "Mr. Huang, Mr. He, where you go, you will come out if you don't come back. Human life!"

"I'm coming!"

He Jiong took Brother Piao and walked out of the mushroom house, saying what happened just now: "Brother Piao had a fight with the lantern just now, and it almost caused a bloody case!"

Huang Lei quickly appeared in front of everyone with the lantern in his arms. Obviously, the lantern was frightened and huddled into a ball: "The old friend of the lantern and Piao ge were a little emotional when they repeated it for a long time!"

While talking, he asked Xiang Li Yuan, "What's wrong with what you said just now that you're going to die?"

With the two seniors appearing, the situation can naturally be effectively controlled.