Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"Cut! After talking for a long time, you are trying to praise yourself for your good eyesight!"

Zhuge Dali directly exposed Li Yuan's contrarian technique, and curled his lips: "Please don't brag about the same number of bikes on the street! Isn't it normal to buy the same bike!"

"Hmmmm! The front is normal, but when I got home, I found my car parked in the shed downstairs"

Li Yuan spread his hands: "No more!"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then followed in unison: "Hey! I dare you to have your car stolen."

Chapter 116 How many luxury cars are there at home 【Subscription】

Noon meal: red oil cold skin, eat abnormal high skin.

Especially when the atmosphere is good, everyone will rest in the yard for a while at noon, drink tea and chat, wait for the sun to be less poisonous, and then finally set off.

The corn-breaking army has now become five groups of five, He Jiong and Li Yuan, Zhuge Dali, Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei, yes, and the trolley has become a necessary tool.

The key is to have an empty car! So much so that Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei are excited to take turns implementing it.

Li Yuan walked beside him and watched Zhang Xiaofei push the trolley. From swaying at the beginning, he became more and more proficient. He asked with a smile, "Sister Xiaofei, how is this car?"

"It's okay! What's wrong?"

Zhang Xiaofei asked inexplicably.

"Don't you want to buy a car! I just recommend it to you! Take a look at our car! Convertible cross-country trot, 36-degree panoramic sunroof, legendary double-crank engine, human oil supercharged, all in line with China V and EU Environmental emission standards.”

Li Yuan said more and more vigorously: "And it is still keyless start! The turning radius is small, the passing ability is strong, and the modification potential is very large, especially the self-driving tour that suits your leisure time. It is completely suitable for urban roads, suburbs and mountain roads!"

"Is there... a very heartwarming feeling"

Every time Li Yuan said a word, the smile on everyone's face became more and more unbearable. In the end, he couldn't bear it anymore. Zhang Xiaofei said, "I'm tempted by your size!"

"Hahaha! Li Yuan, have you ever sold a car in the 4th store before? You said it's a set!"

Jia Ling smiled and slapped Li Yuan directly on the shoulder.

"Really! The trolley makes you say there are super luxury cars in the sky! If you don't sell the car, it will be a big loss to the car sales world!"

He Jiong also said jokingly.

"Hehe! Actually! Theories are all based on practice. There are a few luxury cars in the family. These are some performance descriptions of luxury cars. I am borrowing flowers to offer Buddha!"

Li Yuan waved his hand quite modestly.

"Oh tell me! Tell me! What luxury cars do you have at home?"

Jia Ling took Li Yuan's arm and began to expose his true colors.

However, this greatly underestimated Li Yuan, just saw him frown slightly, stretched out his hand and began to tell the truth, "Well, for example! BMW 740, Maybach 68, what Ferrari 911, Myron 745, and others are familiar to everyone. "

"You have these cars"

Jia Ling was really shocked. The Mercedes-Benz BMWs in front were not so conspicuous. The Ferrari 812 and McLaren 745 in the back were quite luxurious sports cars.

All the veterans in the live broadcast room, there are quite a lot of car enthusiasts here: "I'm going to slap it! It's awesome! Li Yuan is too dick!"

"BMW 740 should be worth more than two million, Maybach 680 should be more than three million!"

"Ferrari 911 seems to be equipped, five or six million"

"Shit! McLaren is about the same price!"

"These cars add up to tens of millions!"

"No, if he has tens of millions, what kind of show will he participate in when he has nothing to do? Isn't it good to lie at home?"

"Please, then how much money do you say Mr. He has?"

"Li Yuan is trolling! Others don't know, anyway... I'm sour!"

"I can't do it! I'm going to get off first. It's time to buy two 2 Nanfu batteries for my Liaoyujiao ship!"

"Everyone! I always feel something is wrong!"

""

Even Zhang Xiaofei was stunned, he stopped pushing the car, stopped and looked at Li Yuan: "Okay, you are really hiding! There are all kinds of cars!"

"No!"

Li Yuan waved his hand: "I just want to say these... I don't have any cars that everyone is familiar with! I have always been unconventional, and the more familiar I am, the more I will Not buying!"

"Speaking as if you have good taste!"

Zhuge Dali rolled his eyes at Li Yuan: "Then tell me, what kind of special car you buy is so different?"

"Okay! Then I'll talk about it! I've bought a lot of cars, for example! Flying Pigeon 24.

Phoenix 26, Permanent 28"

Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali listened more and more confused. Just as he was about to explain, Jia Ling and Teacher He all burst into laughter: "Hahahaha! Xiaoyuan, you are talking about bicycles."

"Don't you know Dali, we all rode when we were young. The 242 ah 28 ah behind this one is talking about... the size of the wheel!"

Jia Ling also explained to Zhuge Dali.

After everyone explained this, netizens were all balanced.

Seriously, when you watch the show, what you watch is... You have endured hardships and lived an ordinary life, but you show off your wealth when you come up. . The internet celebrity of the live broadcast, you have a gift of [-] yuan here, and you can't wait to eat instant noodles for half a month, but someone bought a Rolls Royce in a blink of an eye, who can stand it of course! The author is true The poor! If you have the conditions, the old irons can smoke two less cigarettes, buy less bottles of happy water, and give a reward of three yuan and two yuan. I am also sincerely grateful.

It's true that the results of this book are not good. Can you do well, old iron, so that I have the motivation to persevere. I subscribe a lot, and I am grateful for an automatic subscription! Let's stop talking and get down to business. With such an explanation from He Jiong and Jia Ling, they all came to their senses, and they all burst out laughing again.

That's right! Everyone is still good friends! Li Yuan can be considered to know, Zhuge Dali is the only one here, I really don't understand those people......Flying pigeons, forever, bicycles, Zhang Xiaofei Know! "You've never seen that kind of... old-fashioned bike"

Li Yuan approached Zhuge Dali and asked.

Zhuge Dali widened his eyes: "Why haven't you seen it before?"

"No! I just think you have lost a lot of fun! I remember very clearly that this bicycle was a status symbol in the village at the time. Whoever owns a bicycle is really embarrassed!"

What Li Yuan said was true, and He Jiong even made a strong proof: "What Xiao Yuaner said is true, like when you get married now, you say you want to buy a car, buy a house, etc., but it was not like this... It's a watch, a bicycle and a sewing machine, these are the three big things to get married!"

There is a saying that there are three major items of marriage, but it is also evolving with the changes of the times. First, there are the three items of watches, bicycles, and sewing machines, and then there are refrigerators, color TVs, and washing machines.

Later, it developed into a computer air-conditioned motorcycle, and now it is... a car, a house and a ticket! "Yes, yes, Mr. He is right, a bicycle is really not affordable for ordinary families! It seems that it takes a year to save. Salary!"

Jia Ling nodded heavily.

"Look, I'm right!"

With the testimony of several powerful witnesses, Li Yuan became even more imposing: "I am not exaggerating to say, my father, my father is a strong man, there were not many bicycles in the village at that time, and my father bought one! "

"You can't imagine how strong my dad is. Let me tell you this. When I was a kid, my dad took me out on a bicycle. My foot got stuck in the wheel of the car. My dad felt that he couldn't move, so he just clenched his teeth and stood up. kick!"

Chapter 117 Zhuge Dali deserves to be a scholar 【Subscription】

"Hahaha! Last time Li Yuan broke his leg, is it because of this?"

"It's just...the time I didn't walk from the bedroom to the living room"

"I think that's likely to be the case!"

"Li Yuan's father is too strong!"

"It's awesome! It's really not easy for Li Yuan to survive until now!"

"Sad! It's really sad to have a son like Li Yuan!"

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The netizens in the live broadcast room were all overjoyed, although most of them seem to have never seen any permanent [-] bicycles, but it does not hinder their brains! His father stood up suddenly, and pushed forward with a chug, exerting his strength to suckle.

This negative emotion value, it started to rush up again and again, the more I thought about it, the more happy it became! Jia Ling took the lead to clean up Li Yuan: The effect was surprisingly good, and when they arrived at the cornfield, they began to smash the corn honestly.

It's still the old way, five people in a row, 5 people, go hand in hand.

Even though Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei are two lesbians, compared with Chen He, their ideological awareness is simply...one is in the sky and the other is in the ground.

When Chen He broke a corn, he could directly transform into an [-]-year-old old man. He wanted to rest for half an hour when he broke a corn.

As for Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei, they clicked and said, "Fuck, if He Jiong hadn't called to stop urgently, they might not be able to get out of bed tomorrow when they were so tired.

"You two take a break, can you give me this old comrade a chance to rest?"

Mr. He regards himself as a scapegoat, and the artistic control of language is very pure.

While talking, he glanced back: "According to my visual estimation, we have to break seven or eight hundred, right?"

Zhuge Dali gave full play to his own subjective initiative: "Teacher He, according to the number of piles, there are twenty piles, an average of seventy-five pieces in a pile, and now there should be one thousand five hundred and seventy-five pieces. around!"

"Wow! That's all"

He Jiong didn't have much idea about the specific number, but between seven or eight hundred, and one thousand five or six hundred, it was a doubling rhythm, and he was surprised.

"Dali you count so fast"

Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei were also quite shocked by the speed of Zhuge Dali's mental arithmetic. Just now, this girl seemed to be... turned her head and glanced at it, is it a human brain or a computer "Really! I heard before that you are a scholar. , It’s really better to see once, admire and admire!”

Zhang Xiaofei bowed his hands, and his face was full of sincerity.

He Jiong and Li Yuan had already seen Zhuge Dali's high IQ for a long time, so naturally they didn't have such a big reaction, but Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei's meal: boasting, made Zhuge Dali suddenly less embarrassed.

His face was a little red.

"It's not as powerful as you say!"

Quite modest, but according to the level of Zhuge's body, just counting a few piles of corn cobs does not show the demeanor of a scholar.

"Look at how humble Dali is, but it's good, if it's okay to brag about Jia Ling, or he's still brooding about Li Yuan's self-bragging along the way.

For a while... complimenting his vision, his luxury car, and for a while... also complimenting his father for being strong, in contrast, Zhuge Dali's humble image is even more amazing.

"Uh! How can I compare with her! Just IQ alone is no match!"

Speaking of modesty, he immediately became humble. Li Yuan pointed at Zhuge Dali with a serious face: "She has an IQ of over [-] points!"

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +11! "Your IQ is only over [-] points!"

Zhuge Dali stared directly: "I will praise others and my IQ is 147!"

Speaking of which, the total score of the IQ measurement is really not [-]. If the result of the evaluation is more than [-] points, then it is ordinary, not a fool, nor smart.

If it is true that Zhuge Dali's IQ is 147, it would definitely be called a genius. It is said that people who can score above 140 are less than [-]%% of the world's total population.