Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

So if you really want to follow Li Yuan's compliment just now, it really means smearing others.

"hey-hey!"

Li Yuan scratched his head, just... to adjust the atmosphere, everyone was tired just now, and now they are sitting on the ground in the cornfield and chatting! "Just kidding, you take it seriously! I really don't know. What is the IQ?"

Li Yuan winked at Zhuge vigorously.

"Okay, okay! You are amazing! You are amazing!"

Zhuge Dali looked at Li Yuan's sullen appearance, and his anger did not stop, and he glared at him again.

He Jiong sat on the side and watched the tiger fight. After all, this scene was so familiar that it became a repertoire of the mushroom house.

As for Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei, they thought it was very fun. The two people you came and went with were just... happy friends with each other.

"It's okay! After all, I still have some research on IQ!"

Li Yuan cleared his throat and glanced at everyone: "Everyone should know that the human brain is full of pits!"

"What are the bumps and pits, that's the sulcus!"

Zhuge Dali immediately corrected Li Yuan's inaccurate wording.

"That's right! That's it. It is said that the more bumps there are, the larger the surface area of ​​the brain, and then it seems that the more neuron cells in the brain, the more neuron cells, and then the higher the IQ of a person!"

Speaking of this, Li Yuan also deliberately asked Zhuge Dali for verification. After all, this is a veritable scholar: "Dali, is that what you mean?"

"Actually okay, you're right, that's about it!"

Zhuge Dali also wanted to use more professional terms to describe the statement just now, but the thought of explaining this to Li Yuan was tantamount to playing the piano to the ox, and in the end he directly chose to accept his fate and nod his head.

"Right! I said I had some research!"

Li Yuan was recognized by Zhuge Dali and looked at everyone proudly. Then Jia Ling asked a very sharp question: "So what research results did you finally have?"

Jia Ling asked with a smile, the two small dimples were very obvious, and then she gave Zhuge Dali a wink, which means: Look, my sister is helping you clean up now! Zhuge Dali nodded slightly, which means : I really thank my sister! "That's it!"

Li Yuan squeezed his chin, thought a little, and said slowly: "The results of the research! There are still some, but it's too early to take it out now, if it leaks out."

"impossible!"

Jia Ling said directly and decisively: "Do you not believe the big guy, let me tell you, after you have finished today, I promise that only the few of us here, and the audience members who watch the show can know, just say it! "

"You don't know what to do next, don't you?"

Zhuge Dali looked at Li Yuan with a vision of insight into the world, and the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned: "You're....... make up!"

"Tsk! It's really not made up! Alright, alright, I'll say it, after my research, the more pits in the human brain, the higher the IQ, and conversely, the higher the IQ, the more pits in the brain. !"

As soon as Li Yuan said these words, all his eyes fell on Zhuge Dali's face involuntarily.

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"Hahahaha! Li Yuan's bunker, he went around in a circle, and got Dali into it!"

"Routines! Li Yuan's routines are too awesome!"

"I'll go! It turns out that this guy has been laying the groundwork since the beginning of IQ!"

"It made me laugh to death, he actually said that Dali's brain is full of pitfalls!"

"I think he's going to die badly!"

"Yah, ah, ah! Look! It's a big shot!"

"! Work hard and you're done!"

""

Many water friends in the live broadcast room kept swiping the screen, shocked that Li Yuan's routine arrangement was so natural and so elusive, and also, they were extremely worried about his life and death! Sure enough, as expected! Zhuge Dali was originally next to Li Yuan and was furious Underneath it, the speed was greatly increased, and with the speed of lightning, he grabbed Li Yuan's neck and swayed back and forth.

"You don't have a pit! I told you that you don't have a pit!"

The other three headed by He Jiong, Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei all looked at Li Yuan with a smile on their faces, um, smiled and said nothing.

Li Yuan is really suffering. Just now, he wanted to say that the elder brother has no brains and the younger brother: the IQ is high! "Stop, stop!"

"Strong exercise is bad for your health!"

"Especially a genius with a super-intelligence like you!"

Zhuge was panting vigorously, and he was the first to come after him, and he was relieved of the hatred in his heart. , what strenuous exercise is harmful to health"

"real!"

Li Yuan rubbed his neck: "You are different from others, your IQ is high, and you have a high IQ in your head."

Speaking of this, I found that Zhuge's murderous aura was revived, and immediately changed the topic: "The higher the IQ, the more sulci in the brain!"

"If there are more ditches, the more water can be stored. When you exercise vigorously, it is easy to spill out!"

When Li Yuan said this, a semi-finished carp hit hard, er, didn't hit.

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +34! The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +45! From Zhuge Dali "Dali, beat him! We helped you catch him!"

Jia Ling grabbed Li Yuan's arm. At the critical moment, he made a great contribution! Zhuge Dali's front alliance showed super strategic significance at a critical moment. At this moment, he stood up slowly and moved his wrists. I really want to make a big fight: "Hum hum hum!"

"Cough! Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!"

Li Yuan's tendency to stand up just abruptly stopped at Jia's moment, and he simply sat down again:.

"Actually, I just watched Sister Ling and Sister Xiaofei so tired. Did you see Dali!"

Li Yuan motioned for everyone to see Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei, and then said: "Sister Ling and Xiaofei came to our mushroom house, and they shed so much sweat and made such a great contribution. Together, the two of them together, I broke five or six hundred meters, so I shouldn't have said much!"

"Um!"

Zhuge Dali was about to lose his attention all of a sudden.

"So I thought about chatting with everyone. Although I can't relieve my physical fatigue, I want everyone to have a good mood. Is it wrong?"

Li Yuan has a misunderstood aggrieved expression.

"Then you say I have a hole in my head and water."

Zhuge Dali's aggressiveness was obviously weakened, but he still stared at Li Yuan.

Li Yuan spread his hands and said, "I can't help it either! Who makes you the highest IQ in this place, you are... so intelligent, you are only eight fights tall and learn to be rich!"

"Humph!"

Let Li Yuan say a few idioms, and praise Zhuge Dali to sit down again, and a crisis will disappear like this.

"Xiaoyuan is right, you two are really tired."

Teacher He decided to change the subject and looked at Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei.

"It's okay, it's actually not that tired. To be honest, if it's compared to work, it's easier to do some work!"

Jia Ling was moved: "Xiaofei, are you right?"

"Yeah! Going to work is the most painful thing, especially when I think about the script, I feel like my hair is falling down!"

Zhang Xiaofei sighed a long time: "I found that studying acting is easier than studying programmers to lose hair!"

"Yes yes yes! Me too!"

Jia Ling nodded again and again.

Speaking of which, this is really true. Even though Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei are comedians, they must also participate in the creation of every script.

To use a word with a bit of a professional nature, it is brainstorming! Even if there is an editing team, the real performance, how to get rid of a certain burden, or how to increase the laughter, and how to show the laughter, achieve the best results.

Alas! It's quite painful! Don't look at the stage, every word, every expression, every action will make the audience smile or laugh, but the work behind the scenes will make people crazy.

Kaka's hair loss is not a lie at all! Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei's remarks also caused a great discussion in the live broadcast room: "Alas! I think programmers are still the professional with the most hair loss!"

"As a senior programmer, hair has been away from me for years!"

"The same programmer, I really envy others to do their hair!"

"Upstairs! When you say hairdo, do you really mean hairdo?"

"I heard that when a programmer is looking for a job, the resume is irrelevant. The key is the moment when you take off your hat"

"It's terrifying. I'm in the third year of high school this year, and I will definitely not choose this major!"

"It's really better to listen to your words than to read ten years of books. I'd better go to study hairdressing!"

""

Ladies and gentlemen, especially those who have been devastated by the occupational disease of programmers, come out one by one and share their troubles after hair loss.

In the cornfield, two senior comedians looked at each other, and the more they talked, the more funny they became: "Xiaofei! It is said that men are afraid of going into the wrong profession, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man. Are we both choosing the wrong major?"

Jia Ling snorted and asked Zhang Xiaofei.

"Sister Ling, is it too late for us to change careers now?"

Zhang Xiaofei made a face.

"Cough cough! Sister Ling, Sister Xiaofei, in fact, I think what you said is still a little inaccurate!"

Li Yuan sat on the side and began to comfort Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei: "I think some majors may be more prone to hair loss than the programmers you mentioned, or your acting majors, and the hair loss is more fierce!"

Li Yuan's face was serious and serious, not only Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei, but even Teacher He and Zhuge Dali all perked up their ears subconsciously.

Who does not know the reputation of programmers in the arena, according to Li Yuan, is there really a mountain higher than a mountain: "What major"

The four of them asked in unison.

Li Yuan still had a serious look on his face: "Buddhism!"

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Originally, the four people headed by Mr. He, all of them were ready to listen, and wanted to know what special opinions Li Yuan would have.

I didn't expect this opinion to be too unique! After graduating from Buddhism, can I still have hair as a monk? "Hahahaha!"

Jia Ling smiled and lay directly on the corn pile, looking up to the sky and laughing, that series of silver bell-like laughter resounded throughout the cornfield.

Zhang Xiaofei is also working hard on expression management. After all, compared to Jia Ling, she still pays more attention to her personal image. After all, this shot is a close-up.

But it was like this, stretched and stretched, then collapsed, and simply lay down on the corn pile, laughing and twitching.