Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"Does it have to be so thick?"

Jia Ling said and gestured, the wallet was thick and bulging, and there was nothing wrong with good wishes. Who doesn't want to have a little more money in the wallet.

Human nature! Zhuge Dali saw that everyone was focusing on himself, and smiled a little embarrassedly: "I think it can be added to the brain!"

"The surface of the brain is covered with grooves!"

Speaking of which, Zhuge Dali thought of Li Yuan's statement that he had a lot of holes in his head, and gave him a stern look before continuing: "It is precisely because of the grooves that the surface area of ​​the cerebral cortex has been greatly expanded. 220 square centimeters!"

"If I can add another three centimeters, then my IQ will definitely be over 150! I don't care at that time....

Whether it is work or study, the effect should be better!"

After Zhuge Dali finished speaking, he also had great expectations. After all, according to the scientific research on Einstein's brain, this famous old love classmate has an IQ of 160! If Zhuge Dali can get an IQ of 150 , then it can definitely be ranked in the top of the world! In fact, this question of Li Yuan also caused a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room, and it was quite popular.

The speed of swiping the screen is fast and fast, and even compared with several guests, the netizens' speech is more authentic and credible: "I think I will add it to my brother, I really don't want to be a little woman anymore!"

"Hahaha, the upstairs is so real, I thought Dali would say the same thing at first!"

"Crazy!"

"I want to add it to the legs, one centimeter for the thigh, two centimeters for the calf, perfect!"

"As a man, I think I prefer to be useful where I can find a girlfriend!"

"Upstairs, you mean"

"It's...that...! Understand it yourself! I've said too much, I'm afraid that this chapter will 404 author Jun dare to cut me down the network cable!"

"Second! I think it should be added there too!"

"+"

"+!"

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However, in the cornfield, everyone is now looking at Li Yuan. After all, it was he who asked the question, and he has not answered it himself: "Xiaoyuan! Tell me, if you were given three centimeters, where would you add it?"

After Jia Ling asked this sentence, he looked at Li Yuan's face, and his expression began to change.

Coming! Coming! Coming again! As the most familiar Zhuge Dali, I already have a hunch!

Chapter 121 I am convinced by Li Yuan's noble sentiment 【Subscription】

"I"

After Li Yuan held both hands, he stood in the corn, the afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled on his face through the dense corn leaves, there was an indescribable sense of brilliance.

He slowly turned his head to look at Teacher He, with a solemn tone: "Mr. He, do you remember what I said once, why are there tears in my eyes?"

"remember!"

Mr. He nodded again and again. Indeed, Li Yuan said such a sentence, which was very impressive. He smiled narrowly: "At that time, you said that it was because of love and strong love!"

"Teacher Ho!!!!"

Zhuge Dali stomped his feet shyly: "Li Yuan is talking about the deep love of the earth, and he uses Ai Qing's famous words!"

His face was a little red as he spoke.

When Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei saw it, Dali's reaction seemed a little out of place! In some cases, the two of them had their own situation. "That's right! I have always liked this famous sentence, it can highlight my sincere patriotism, so, You asked me just now, if I had three centimeters where to add, I would say"

Li Yuan glanced at the people in front of him, and said slowly: "I would say these three centimeters are added to the borderline of the map of the motherland!"

Zhuge Dali: ""

Zhang Xiaofei: ""

Jia Ling: ""

He Jiong: ""

The four of them were a little confused. I didn't expect that Li Yuan suddenly raised the topic infinitely, and even raised it to the level of the motherland, and this kid actually wants to lengthen the map, but there is a scale on the map, three centimeters, hey, then But we can get back a lot of small countries! Expanding the territory! This is no less difficult than installing elevators for the Himalayas, making a guardrail for the Pacific Ocean, and a roof for the Atlantic Ocean. Now in this peaceful age, men are more men than men! Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei had a heart-to-heart, clack-clack: The applause was quite enthusiastic, and I was truly convinced, otherwise I have heard people say before, how daring people are, how prolific they are! This is really the truth! Under the leadership of Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei, Teacher He and Zhuge Dali also joined the applause lineup and had to obey, especially He Jiong.

To be honest, just before, he was still thinking about whether it would bring trouble to Li Yuan when he made fun of the national football team. After all, there are countless brainless trolls.

Many times it is impossible to guard against it! But Li Yuan suddenly changed the subject and directly showed his patriotic sentiments, that's right! Absolutely right! This is a very positive statement! No matter how fantastical it sounds, How unreliable, [-]% imaginary, the key problem is to dare to think! Maybe everyone is thinking about how to use it, seek benefits for themselves, how to become taller, handsome and richer, but Li Yuan, what he thinks in his heart is ...Motherland! "Okay, okay, everyone, don't applaud, I'm just telling a little bit in my heart!"

Li Yuan waved his hand humbly: "That is to say, just in time for an opportunity, usually I love speechless, willing to give!"

Li Yuan, a patriotic young man, and then boasting about himself, was obviously testing his acting skills, and all the friends in the live broadcast room smiled.

The speed of negative emotion value input is also constantly increasing: "It's awesome! I really never thought of Li Yuan's answer!"

"Mmmmmm, I think about myself the most!"

"Hmmmm, I think about my own brother the most!"

"As expected, the stage is as big as the dream, Li Yuan should be popular!"

"If Li Yuan is not popular, then it's a matter of nature!"

"Such a person with strong patriotic sentiments is more worthy of everyone's liking than those fake foreign devils and banana people!"

"That's right! Now that so many celebrities have immigrated abroad, my throat hurts when I see these people!"

"Li Yuan is... so low-key, love is speechless, silent dedication!"

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All the veterans in the live broadcast room have been completely convinced by Li Yuan's personality charm, and they all sighed at Li Yuan's selfless love, single-mindedness for the country, and selfless spirit.

He even blushed with shame, and even left tears of remorse because of his vain attempt to put those three centimeters somewhere before.

At this moment, Li Yuan's image is brilliant and tall! Zhuge Dali looked at Li Yuan's squeamish appearance, he couldn't help but wanted to criticize a few words and opened his mouth: "Hypocrisy!"

"Hey! Classmate Dali! Don't you disagree with my choice?"

Li Yuan winked at Zhuge vigorously, determined that this girl would not dare to say a word.

After all, if you really dare to say it, it will block the pace of the motherland's territorial expansion. This is the enemy of the country and the nation, and it is an existence that will be crushed by rolling wheels.

"Humph!"

Zhuge Dali really didn't dare to touch Qi Yingfeng, his teeth were itching with anger, and then he turned his head to look at Jia Ling, hoping that our fat big sister would show up immediately and be fair.

The small expression of grievance, the small expression that dared to be angry and dared not speak, looked Jia Ling with a sense of justice, and nodded faintly to Zhuge Dali: "Okay! Let me dig out the real humanity!"

Jia Ling moved his neck while getting up, as if he was about to enter the boxing ring.

Li Yuan seemed to know that Jia Ling was going to make a move. The two looked at each other, and the voice of Teacher He was already in their ears.

Well, I used the most famous "General's Order" in the Wong Fei-hung series.

How about the sense of variety show! Jia Ling and Li Yuan started to circle around the corn pile under the soundtrack of "General's Order", and they became more and more like two legendary martial arts masters, and they were really brewing a showdown. .

"puff!"

As the initiator, Jia Ling was the first to break Wu Gong, took a deep breath while covering his mouth, and re-adjusted his rhythm: "Okay, I'll just dig into human nature. Excuse me, if you suddenly have [-] million, what do you think of this [-] million? You can spend whatever you want, spend whatever you want!"

"but!"

Jia Ling raised his hand: "It doesn't matter...

How you consume, or what you buy, these things will disappear directly after three days!"

"Excuse me, how do you plan to use the fifty million?"

Sure enough, he is digging into human nature. This problem is quite profound, no more than the illusory three centimeters. This is a real [-] million yuan, real gold and silver.

In addition, the restriction that disappeared in the next three days is also a further test of human nature, which is a very powerful test question in psychology.

It is possible to infer the most real thoughts of the respondents through the answers of the respondents.

As soon as the title of this question came up, Jia Ling looked around triumphantly, showing off his profound knowledge, and then looked at Li Yuan: "Now, let the other party's friend speak!"

Chapter 122 Li Yuan's sentiment has sublimated again 【Subscription】

It's not even the other party's turn to speak. The old irons in the live broadcast room have already painted the screen into a mosaic, and they are all excited.

That's right! Everyone knows that this is a hypothesis, a proposition that can't be more false. Who would give you [-] million yuan? You think you are the protagonist, but this does not prevent everyone from spreading their wings of thought, just like It's like buying a lottery ticket. You buy a lottery ticket with two dollars. Who doesn't know that this is the chance that you can win five million by playing a tricky game. It's very small! As soon as I get hit with five million thorns, what should I do if it doesn't stimulate? "I don't care if it all disappears in three days, I will enjoy these three days, and even if I jump off the building after three days, I will be satisfied!"

"I'll buy a supercar first, it's not permanent [-]. If I want to buy it, I'll buy a Ferrari, the red one...color!"

"I think I might buy a suite in the imperial capital first, preferably in the second ring road. If it's a little bit better, I'll stand by the window and see the Forbidden City!"

"Hahaha! Don't you mortals know that after three days have passed, there will be nothing left, so what matters is not the result, but the process!"

"I suddenly had a bold idea!"

"That's right! I just want to find a few girlfriends. I'm looking for one from Dongying: one from Oros, one from Bangzi Country, one from the United States, and one from the United States. It's not the same, one every three minutes! Hahaha!"

"Brother, your arrangements for these three days are quite fulfilling!"

"Friendly reminder: You may feel the pleasure of traveling in the West Lake with small shrimps!"

"I don't care, I'll take care of the flood when I'm cool!"

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Real, absolutely real! This is the beautiful yearning in everyone's heart. With this money, he must be going to do some things or people that have never been done before.

In fact, after Jia Ling raised this question, Zhang Xiaofei, Zhuge Dali and even Teacher He also thought about it silently in their hearts.

Of course, the main target person is still Li Yuan! Seeing that Li Yuan has entered that kind of... serious and serious state again, he took a deep breath and suddenly asked an off-topic question: "Do you know how to classify garbage?"

"Cough, cough! Xiaoyuan'er, you jumped a little on this topic!"

Teacher He was still waiting to hear Li Yuan's high opinion, but he burst into laughter.

"I know, the magic capital has already started! Kitchen waste, recyclable waste, toxic and hazardous waste, and non-recyclable waste!"

Zhuge vigorously blurted out.

"Then what kind of rubbish do you think is the most hateful?"

Li Yuan then asked.

Zhuge vigorously held back and wanted to say "it's you"

Impulsively, he shrugged his shoulders: "Of course it's poisonous and harmful garbage! Don't go around in circles.

Jing interrupts, can you answer Sister Ling's question?"

"Ha ha!"