Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Li Yuan smiled slightly: "Actually, my idea is very simple, if I suddenly have [-] million, no matter...

Anything you buy will be gone in three days!"

"Then, I will use this money to buy as much toxic and hazardous waste as possible, the more the better, and then wait until three days later"

Li Yuan spread his hands: "These...toxic and harmful garbage, all empty!"

Li Yuan, who was behind his hands, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and said leisurely, "The earth is the homeland of our human beings.

Also the mother of human beings.

We depend on it, explore it, how beautiful this blue planet is, but we need to know: there is only one earth"

"We're going to take care of it as much as possible!"

"It is everyone's responsibility to take care of the environment!"

These few sentences are really embarrassing. All the veterans in the live broadcast room deeply felt Li Yuan's love for the ball.

"Brilliant! Broken sound! Li Yuan is the ambassador of environmental protection!"

"The earth is my home, love and care depends on everyone!"

"Let me go! Li Yuan, are you serious? I'm getting hairy all over!"

"You are enlightened! You can't accept it!"

"I was patriotic just now, but now, all of a sudden, I love the earth directly, it's too dick!"

"What can't you do, bragging about the first place"

"Whether it's true or not, but people dare to think about it!"

"I support Li Yuan!"

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The expression of...the kind of convincing and convincing negative emotions made Li Yuan once again feel what it means to be empowered. It doesn't need to be written.

Now let's talk about this cornfield! Jia Ling is a little confused, Li Yuan's answer is too unusual, and it is not in the answer of the question bank at all, and it is still the same sentence, you can't accept it! People can explain it from another angle The principle of caring for the environment, through personal appeals that are so deafening, let everyone give a love, this alone is enough to make people admire.

"awesome!"

Jia Ling gave Li Yuan a thumbs up: "Xiao Yuan, what you said is too true, there is nothing wrong with it, we must love the earth as much as possible!"

"right!"

Zhang Xiaofei nodded again and again, to be honest, with the contact with Li Yuan, that kind of ... growing familiarity often made her impress.

In the field of comedy, everyone knows that the best script is not to make people laugh and forget it in a blink of an eye.

Instead, I want to leave something behind to leave a deep memory point for the audience! Li Yuan has done this completely and can be called outstanding! "Hehe, I didn't expect Xiaoyuan to have such a high level of ideological awareness, it is true In this way, our program has always been: advocating this, only when everyone cares for the environment can we live the life we ​​most yearn for!"

Teacher He also kept the theme.

"Don't praise me, everyone, in fact, I just want to do my part. After all, I don't have the [-] million, and I won't have the ability to buy things that disappear!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders, although he really could collect money lying down every day, it is reasonable to say that [-] million is not too difficult.

For now, the number in the bank card has been constantly rising, and it is already [-] million, but the key problem is... In the end, even if you buy it yourself, the garbage will be gone, so This assumption does not hold at all! "Hey! Classmate Dali, is it your turn to speak now?"

Li Yuan looked at Zhuge Dali, the girl had just been there: urging herself to answer quickly, and then waiting to see herself embarrassed.

As soon as his trump card is revealed, he will die immediately.

Zhuge Dali, who was caught suddenly, gave Li Yuan a stern look, and then saw that everyone turned to him again, and gritted his teeth: "What do you want me to say?"

"Just say what you want to say!"

Li Yuan stretched out his hand and made a gesture of please, and his eyes were all saying that you are... compliment me.

"Row!"

Zhuge took a deep breath: "What I want to say is..., garbage sorting starts with you!"

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The tall image full of patriotism and love for the earth, and the carts to and from the mushroom house to transport corn again and again are indeed impressive.

After all, this afternoon's harvest was good. With so much corn, the trolley went back and forth several times, and all the girls who saw it were full of sympathy.

It's not that Li Yuan is tired, he has eaten Dali Pills, let alone this wheelbarrow, he can climb over the snowy mountains and pastures, but after everyone's hard pleading, a lot of it is left in the cornfield.

Li Yuan sat under the pergola, Jia Ling pressed his shoulders behind him, Zhang Xiaofei and Zhuge Dali squatted on both sides, beating Li Yuan's legs.

Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei were sincere and sincere, Zhuge vigorously beat Li Yuan twice to see Li Yuan's stern expression, the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, and the harder he tried: "Hey, hey! a little?"

Holding the enamel jar, Li Yuan raised his eyebrows vigorously at Zhuge, like a landlord in the old society.

"Row!"

Zhuge Dali didn't know that he thought he was not enough... gentle, but he chose not to understand, and even more so, he threw his strength and punched him fiercely.

Fist to the flesh, the momentum is heavy! "Okay, okay!"

Li Yuan enjoyed a three-girl massage. Although this was Jia Ling's insistence to express his respect for himself, it was enough.

Otherwise, it is very likely that one of my legs will be abolished! "Thank you, sister Ling, thank you sister Xiaofei, thank you sister Dali! It's alright, alright, give me a massage again, if I'm addicted, after you go back, you can There is no such treatment!"

Jia Ling put his hand away: "Originally, you are... the most tired today! Let's consider this as a reward for meritorious deeds!"

"I'm afraid that someone will take revenge on the public!"

As soon as Li Yuan finished speaking, Zhuge Dali, who had just stood up, widened his eyes and asked knowingly, "Who do you mean to avenge private revenge?"

Murderous! "Hey! I just said that casually, by the way, I suddenly remembered the last time I went to take a bath, which is similar to your performance today!"

"What do you mean"

Zhuge Dali knew subconsciously that Li Yuan was going to talk nonsense again.

"What's the matter with taking a bath! Talk about it!"

Jia Ling, who sat aside, showed a strong interest in this topic, and even Zhang Xiaofei was listening.

"Hey! That's it... Last time I went to the bathroom to take a bath. After all, I usually wash it myself, and if it's not clean, I want to find a bath master to help!"

Li Yuan took another sip of tea with the enamel jar, and recalled the past with a look on his face: "I guess you have never been there, do you know how much it costs to take a bath?"

This is really true, now that every family has a water heater, the business of bathhouses is getting worse and worse, and many people are not used to letting strangers wash their hands.

So this sentence stopped everyone and looked at each other: "Don't worry if we know how much money we know, it's fine if you know it! Hurry up and say it!"

Jia Ling began to urge.

Li Yuan nodded: "I didn't know how much at first...I only found out after asking. It's really expensive. Men's bathing is 20 yuan, and women's bathing is 25 yuan!"

"It's really not expensive!"

Jia nodded.

Li Yuan spread his hands: "Yeah! I'm thinking that it's not bad for a few dollars, so I want a woman to rub it, and the boss almost didn't shoot me out!"

The negative emotion value from Jia Ling is +22! The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +45! The negative emotion value from Zhang Xiaofei is +33! "Did you make a mistake, they mean that a woman takes a bath at 25, not that Let a woman rub it for you, what are you thinking about?"

Zhuge Dali gave him a stern look.

"Haha, didn't I understand later! Who told me to go there for the first time! Then an old man rubbed it for me, good guy, it's so powerful, my back hurts!"

Li Yuan's expression when he spoke fully explained how painful it was at the time. He shrugged his shoulders pitifully: "I can't take it anymore, so I just said: Sir, can you use any more force?"

"Huh! Almost rubbed me to death!"

As soon as Li Yuan said this, Zhang Xiaofei and Jia Ling burst into laughter, and then they couldn't help looking at Zhuge Dali.

Because it seems that Zhuge Dali was just like this bathing master, he almost broke Li Yuan's leg, and the small fist clacked: hammer! The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +66! "Why? I didn't kill you!"

Zhuge raised his foot vigorously and was about to kick, but the rapid fire attacked his heart and caused a mistake in his movement. He kicked directly on the leg of the stool, and the next moment he screamed! down.

"It's alright"

Li Yuan stood up immediately and looked at Zhuge Dali with concern.

"It's all right!"

Zhuge Dali made a swollen face and pretended to be a fat man. He put down his feet and quickly pretended to be nonchalant: "Nothing at all!"

"Oh! I didn't say you, I said the stool is fine, right?"

Li Yuan squatted down and pretended to check it, and finally let out a long sigh: "It seems that the legs of the stool are all right, classmate Dali, if you really break the stool, our family is not rich in the first place. , make it worse!"

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +77! The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +99! "Li Yuan, I fought with you!"

Zhuge Dali finally couldn't control the anger in his heart, and he rushed over with a squeak.

Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei looked at Li Yuan who was still there just now: Li Yuan disappeared in an instant, and at this speed, if they ran to participate in the Olympic Games, they might be able to come back with a medal.

Huang Lei, who was cooking, watched the young couple start the chase again, and shrugged helplessly, just in time to see Teacher He walking out of the room.

He Jiong was the last to take a bath just now. He was in good spirits, but when he saw the scene in front of him, he slapped his forehead and said helplessly: "Hey, hey! You two, can you rest for a while... Ah! Look! Scared the lanterns to fly to the roof!"

Indeed, the colorful lights reunited with an old friend in the morning, and almost scared Brother Piao to the ground. It just stopped and stopped in the afternoon, who would have known such an exciting scene at night.

It's so exciting! Fluttering two wings, it looks like it's ready to take off! But to talk about deterrence, I still have to count Mr. Huang, who knocked on the edge of the pot with a shovel: "I'm ready, I'll be ready in a while. ...but it's time for dinner, and it's not advisable to exercise vigorously before meals!"

"So people who exercise vigorously should not eat at the table! Hungry until tomorrow morning!"

Li Yuan just went around in a circle, seeing Zhuge Dali slowing down, stopped, and immediately picked up the treasure box that this girl had just dropped! Hmm, the golden treasure box!

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A lot of harvest! Counting the two chests that have not been opened since they were picked up before, they have now made up a bronze, a silver, a gold, and a slam treasure chest.

Ready to wait until the dead of night, and enjoy the fun of Lianzhong Sanyuan,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Li Yuan glanced at Zhuge Dali with satisfaction.

This girl was full of anger, and she felt Li Yuan's eyes, and immediately gave her a stern look: "Wait, I will settle the account with you after the meal!"

Li Yuan smiled slightly, turned his head and ran to Mr. Huang's side and started to help.

"Huh! This smells so good!"

Jia Ling lifted the lid of the pot, and a burst of hot air rose up immediately, along with the strong fragrance, it pierced directly into his nose.

"That's right! Stewed goose in a cast iron pan! That's what it tastes like!"