You're urging me to get married just for the sake of a feast?

Chen Yuan saw Heizi parked his car, and was too lazy to get in his car.

"Uncle Geng, let's take your car today."

As he said that, Chen Yuan opened the door of the truck and got into the passenger seat.

It was the first time to take the car of Uncle Geng, an old driver, and it felt a little special.

"Chen Yuan, don't worry about me driving, I'll keep you safe."

Why am I so scared...

Chen Yuan couldn't help but hold the armrest on the car tightly.

The car started, and unexpectedly, as the other party said, the car was very stable.

At first, I thought the other party was a bronze, but I didn't expect it to be a king.

"Okay, Uncle Geng, how long have you had your driver's license? Chen An has been taking the test for several years, but he still hasn't got his driver's license."

Since Chen An passed the second subject, he failed the third subject twice. He is really a big complainer. I don't know when this guy will get the license.

When Chen An gets the driver's license, will he have to set up a few tables for banquets?

Chen Yuan thought with evil taste.

"Driver's license, I, your uncle Geng, don't even have a C1 driver's license."

"What? You don't have a driver's license, you are kidding."

Chen Yuan was stunned for a moment when he heard Uncle Geng's words.

Can you drive on the road without a driver's license?

Uncle Geng, an old driver, likes to drive without a license. If he is caught, it is no joke.

"Hehe... I'm just scaring you. I said I don't have a C1 driver's license, but I have an agricultural machinery license. Didn't you notice that my truck has an agricultural machinery license plate?"

Oh, I really didn't notice...

Cars with agricultural machinery license plates are green, the kind that are bright green.

"Uncle Geng, you drive so well, why don't you think about getting a C1 driver's license?"

"Actually, it's not that I don't want to take the test, but I can't do it."

"No, I see you drive very well, it's easy to get a driver's license."

"You don't understand this, your uncle Geng is illiterate and has never read any books."

Uncle Geng drove and sighed, "It's not that I don't want to take the test, but I really can't pass it. You don't know that the first and fourth subjects are all operated on the computer. I don't know how to operate those."

In fact, Uncle Geng is also helpless.

He has no education, he can't even recognize a few words, let alone let him operate the computer.

There are many people like Uncle Geng, they have no problem driving, but facing those questions on the computer, it's really a headache, they don't know how to do it at all, and their eyes are blurred.

So, in rural areas, many old drivers who can drive will spend money to get a farm machinery driver's license.

This agricultural machinery driver's license is much easier to get than the C1 driver's license, and as long as you don't go to the city, there is no problem at all in the towns.

Uncle Geng is still a chatterbox, talking to Chen Yuan while driving.

As he talked, his tone of voice inexplicably distorted, and he started to speak wildly, with dirty jokes one after another, I'm afraid they were seen on Douyin.

Don't you know how to read?

How come you can understand these dirty jokes, and tell them with relish?

"Chen Yuan, I'm telling you, today I saw a joke on the Internet, it's really funny, let me tell you."

"A farmer went to PJ, and J said: 'Ten yuan per time on the grass, twenty yuan per time on the chair, fifty yuan per time on the bed. As a result, the farmer threw out fifty yuan, and J was immediately overjoyed and said happily: Sir, you are really romantic!'"

"As a result, do you know what the farmer said?"

"Did he go to the bed?"

Looking at Uncle Geng's half-smile, Chen Yuan said self-righteously.

"Oh, you've thought too much. The farmer said, 'What a joke, I'll pay fifty yuan for five times on the grass.' Haha, isn't that funny? I really want to know what that J feels like?"

Chen Yuan laughed and said, "Uncle Geng wants to know what J feels like, then go and try it and you'll know."

"... Chen Yuan, you're just teasing me. Uncle Geng is such a gentleman, but you're talking to me about J. Do you know which street in An County has the most J?"

Chen Yuan: "..."

As soon as Uncle Geng started talking, he suddenly became unserious, which really caught people off guard and made people speechless.

If you don't pay attention, you can sprain your waist!

In Kou Jun's yard.

"Wow... You dead dogs, what are you doing here all the time! Get out of here."

Mo Sha Niu was a little crazy. The banquet dishes haven't started yet, and the dogs in the village came over.

It's really a bit inexplicable.

Do these dogs also know Chen Yuan's reputation? Is the food delicious?

After Mo Sha Niu drove away a few wild dogs, he was so tired that he was panting and his breath was like a furnace.

"Mo Sha Niu... your virginity is useless. Seeing you panting like this, I'm really worried that you won't be able to catch your breath. "

At this moment, Heizi's car drove into the yard.

He saw Mo Sha Niu breathing heavily with sweat all over his head, stopped the car and teased.

"You come and try... these wild dogs are really annoying. If I wasn't smart, all the meat would have been taken away by them."

It wasn't that Mo Sha Niu complained to Heizi, but those wild dogs were too annoying.

As soon as he sat down, those wild dogs ran over after smelling the smell.

As he spoke, a few more wild dogs stood not far away, staring at the meat over there, drooling all the time, really drooling three feet.

If Mo Sha Niu wasn't so fierce, these wild dogs would have run away with the meat.

"Actually... you're not the weakest one."

"...what do you mean? ”

Hearing this, Mo Shanniu was no longer tired.

Heh, it can only be said that everyone, whether man or woman, has a gossipy heart.

"Don't you see how weak Chen An is now? Since he got a girlfriend, he walks unsteadily."

"Really? Why didn't I notice it?"

"Tsk, what do you know as a single dog? Come over and help take the things off the car."

"Take the things yourself, I still have to watch the dishes."

"...Hey, I said something to you, why are you still fussing and glaring?"

"Don't you know that what you said just now deeply hurt me."

Heizi: "You are such a stingy person, aren't you a single dog? I just said something to you, and you are still excited?"

Seeing that Mo Shanniu was still angry, Heizi compromised and said, "Okay, I'll apologize to you, okay, you are not a single dog, this is okay. "

"I don't accept your apology. What you said just now has hurt my heart."

As he said that, Mo Sha Niu put all his thoughts on defending against those wild dogs.

Dealing with those wild dogs is much more difficult than dealing with Heizi. If you don't pay attention, these dogs will take advantage of the opportunity. If you take away all the meat, Chen Yuan will kill him when he comes back!

Seeing this situation, Heizi was speechless.

However, he looked at the dogs drooling not far away, and knew that someone had to watch the vegetables.

"Come on... Come and move the things."

Heizi was also smart, and shouted loudly to the people of Koujia Village who were cleaning the house.

"Here we come... Everyone stop what you are doing and help take down the tools in the kitchen first. "

Uncle Kou heard Heizi's shout and immediately organized people to help.

At this time.

Uncle Geng's car also entered the yard. Chen Yuan got out of the car and organized everyone to help move things under the car.

Everyone worked together to unload the things in the car.

"Master Chen, how many kitchen helpers do you need?"

When all the things were moved to the yard, Kou Jun said hurriedly.

"Of course the more the better, but we don't need so many people today."

"Okay, I'll let Uncle Er call a few aunts from the village to help you."

"That's great. I've heard that the women in your Koujia Village... women are beautiful. I want to see them today."

Before Chen Yuan spoke, Uncle Geng on the side grinned and said.

"Uncle Geng... why haven't you gone back yet? "

Heizi looked at Uncle Geng. Most of the time, he would drive the car to deliver the goods and then go back.

But why did he stay here today? Did he really want to see the ladies in Koujia Village?

This old pervert...

Heizi complained crazily in his heart. Looking at the expectant look on the old man's face, he really wanted to kick him to death.

It's embarrassing for the people of Chen Village...

By the way, is what the old pervert said just now true?

Women in Koujia Village are really rare?

"Why should I go back? I am a brick of the revolution. I will move wherever I am needed."

Uncle Geng straightened his chest and said righteously.

Heh, I don't even want to expose you!

Hearing what came out of Uncle Geng's mouth, Heizi rolled his eyes directly.

Why doesn't he believe it?

Others also stared at Uncle Geng with strange eyes.

"Why are you all looking at me like this? Am I not allowed to enjoy working? "

Uncle Geng, the old driver, has long been thick-skinned. Not thicker than a city wall, but thicker than most people.

"Okay, let's all help, otherwise it will be really late."

Chen Yuan said.

Although there are not many seats, there are many processes, which takes too much time.

Hearing Chen Yuan's call, Heizi and others also started to help clean up the dishes.

"Master Chen, the people my second uncle called are here, you can use them as you like."

At this time, Kou Jun, the groom-to-be, came with the women from Koujia Village.

Wow...

It seems that Uncle Geng, the LSP, was right. The women from Koujia Village are really good, with big breasts and big buttocks, which are very pleasing to the eyes.

The livestock were all stunned and stood there, dumbfounded.

At this time, Mo Sha Niu, a single dog, was stunned.

He found that... the quality of the women in Koujia Village was far better than that of Chen Village.

It is really a treasure village. It seems that he did not come to the wrong place this time.

Boom...

Suddenly, Mo Sha Niu felt a thunder in his heart, rolling and moving, like the Yangtze River bursting its dam, and it was out of control.

Those thief eyes had been restless for a long time. He saw a round figure, looking very plump and juicy, cough... crooked.

This woman is really top-notch!

I don't know if she has a partner...

Mo Sha Niu just took a look at that woman in the world, and even thought of the name of their child.

"Young master, if you need us to do anything, just ask directly."

Among the women in Koujia Village, a woman with big breasts spoke up.

This woman looked to be in her forties, and her face looked very young, but the dozens of pounds of meat on her chest were really eye-catching.

If she moved, it would be really shocking and amazing.

It was like two inflated balloons. If it weren't for the fact that this woman was a little old, people would doubt whether she had undergone any surgery.

"I don't know what this woman ate to grow up? Could it be coconut juice from Coconut Tree? She has been drinking it since she was a child..."

Chen Yuan looked at the two piles of meat in front of the woman and was so surprised that he couldn't say a word.

If there is any secret recipe, give it to Teacher Gu, so that he won't have to face an airstrip.

"Young Master, I'm asking you a question, why don't you say anything?"

"Auntie, help me wash the vegetables first." Chen Yuan pointed to a sack of chicken feet next to him, "Who of you can help trim the nails of the chicken feet?"

"Okay, young master, don't worry, you don't know that I have the best eyesight, I can cut anything quickly!"

"..." Chen Yuan.

Chen Yuan was actually unable to refute, at the same time, he only felt a sudden chill in his crotch, and he couldn't help but tighten it.

Cutting everything quickly, it really makes people feel a chill.

At this time, not only Chen Yuan, but the other men are also like him, cold.

Work...

At this time, even Uncle Geng, the old pervert, dared not breathe.

What a joke, what if this woman holds the scissors and then "clicks", the consequences will be terrible?

This woman really doesn't look like a good person!

The women in Koujia Village wash and pick vegetables.

Chen Yuan and others began to build the tent and set up the stove made of oil barrels.

"Uncle Kou, do you have dry firewood?"

Chen Yuan looked at the "poor and empty" yard and was speechless.

Even a good woman can't cook without rice. Kou Jun really doesn't have anything he wants, and he feels like he has no idea where to start.

Now, Chen Yuan can only pin his hopes on Uncle Kou.

"You mean firewood, right? There are... plenty at home, just go get it."

Then Uncle Kou said, "You can't find it, so I'll take you there."

"That's great."

After hearing this, Chen Yuan immediately took a few people to move firewood happily.

"Yuanzi, let me tell you, did you find that Mo Sha Niu was a little bit wrong?"

"What's wrong? Wasn't he fine just now?"

Hearing Heizi's words, Chen Yuan said in confusion.

"Hey, you didn't see Mo Sha Niu's expression just now. He stared at a woman from Koujia Village without blinking."

"Is it that BO Ba Auntie? Mo Sha Niu's taste is too unique."

Chen Yuan's mind was full of turbulent waves at this time. He couldn't keep thinking about it. Thinking too much would cause nightmares.

"What BO Ba Auntie, I'm talking about another one."

"What a mess, hurry up and work."

Chen Yuan ignored Heizi and followed Uncle Kou to the woodshed.

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