You're urging me to get married just for the sake of a feast?

"What? The bride and groom are missing?"

When the news reached the Kou family, the Kou family yard was in an uproar.

After waiting for so long, I didn't expect this result.

How could the bride and groom disappear?

The elders of the Kou family were even more confused. They had already agreed to their marriage, and there was no need to leave home and elope!

"Mo Shaniu, are you sure the bride and groom are missing?"

"Yes, I just talked to Heizi on WeChat. They said that they drove all the way to the bride's house and didn't find any trace of the two. I heard that they ran to the mountain, but they couldn't find them all the way."

"Then they must have lost their way in the forest."

At this time, Mo Shaniu suddenly ran over to tell Chen Yuan.

Chen Yuan was also a little speechless. He had been preparing for a big feast recently, but why was it always unsuccessful, and he was in trouble.

This time the bride and groom disappeared directly, which was really out of the ordinary.

"I don't know. Heizi and the others called the two of them, but they didn't answer."

"Could it be that there is no signal in the mountains?"

Chen Yuan is still experienced. He often went to the mountains before and always encountered the situation where his mobile phone had no signal.

"It seems that we have to call the police to find someone, but what about these banquet dishes? They are all ready. We can't just waste them like this. That would definitely be a sin."

Mo Shaniu looked at the banquet dishes in the kitchen, which were delicious and fragrant, and complained.

If it weren't for being able to eat these delicious banquet dishes, who would care about the bride and groom playing disappearance.

"According to regulations, the missing person must be missing for 24 hours before the police can enter the investigation or file a case, so you know."

Chen Yuan sighed helplessly. It was really a troublesome matter. "If it really doesn't work, see if we can start the banquet first, and eat while waiting here. We can't let everyone waste time like this."

"Yes... I think so too."

Hearing Chen Yuan's words, Mo Shaniu nodded in agreement.

If so, it really won his heart.

At this moment, many people in the yard probably had this thought.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for the news that Kou Jun and the others were found.

This made the people in the Kou family very excited, and they were ready to start the feast as soon as the bride and groom came back.

According to what Heizi said in the WeChat group of "Four People".

When the two were found, they were kissing.

It is said that they were found by a farmer who went up the mountain to chop wood. At that time, the farmer was shocked by the actions of the two.

I thought that the young people nowadays are too outrageous. In broad daylight, they ran to this deep mountain forest to do such things, and they were not ashamed.

He was still thinking about watching it, after all, the next one might be a paid channel, which he could not watch.

He was still waiting to watch the paid content, but he didn't expect that the two hugged and kissed each other, but didn't do the next thing.

I took off my pants, and I was asked to watch this?

Bad review...

When he got closer, he could see clearly what the two were wearing. They were actually newlyweds.

In this deep forest, suddenly encountering a newlywed couple kissing, do you think it's scary?

In this situation, the old farmer just wanted to say "Fuck".

Fuck, hell, shet...

He yelled and ran down the mountain, only hating his parents for not giving him a leg.

The old farmer's yelling also scared Kou Jun and the others.

But when they reacted, they immediately thought it was the sound of nature.

It was so exciting to finally hear the voice of a third person.

"Hey, wait a minute, where is this place?"

The two ran all the way, cutting through thorns and chasing the old farmer.

"Oh my god~~ They caught up with me, I'm done for, I'm done for, I should have known not to chop wood."

The old farmer's inner drama is still very strong.

He was calm enough. He didn't even shit his pants when he encountered such a thing.

Fortunately, the old farmer was familiar with the terrain in this area, so he ran faster.

But the two "ghosts" were chasing him, and they were really haunting and couldn't be shaken off.

"Don't be afraid, old man, we are good people."

After all, the old farmer was old. Even if he was familiar with the route, he didn't have the strength to run.

With a "wheel" sound, he stepped on empty air and almost fell off the cliff.

At this time, the two "ghosts" chased him one after another.

"Please let me go, okay? I have an 80-year-old mother and a three-year-old child to feed, and I don't have much meat on my body. I tell you, Erpang in our village has a lot of meat. When he walks, the meat on his belly swings back and forth, which should be very delicious."

"..."Erpang.

Kou Jun: "Old man, don't be afraid, we don'tEat human flesh. "

They chased him all the way and saw the old farmer fall down, and wanted to help him.

However, the old farmer looked very scared of them.

Kou Jun and Yuan Jing were also confused. Looking at each other's appearance, did they mistake them for monsters or ghosts?

Just as they wanted to explain, the old farmer shivered and said, "You don't eat human flesh, so you want to drink blood? That's even worse. My blood is fishy, ​​and the blood of Erpang in my village is fragrant. He drinks and eats meat every day, so his blood is fragrant. If you can't find his home, I can take you there."

Erpang said, "Thank you and your family..."

"Uncle, we are really not ghosts. Look, can ghosts have shadows? "

Yuan Jing was amused by the old farmer on the spot. It turned out that he really thought they were ghosts and was scared when he saw them.

So he hurried to explain.

Yuan Jing explained for a long time, and the old farmer finally understood that it was a big mistake.

Under the leadership of the old farmer, they walked out of the deep mountains and forests, and their mobile phones had signals, so they quickly contacted Uncle Kou and others.

So, at this time, Heizi drove the car and had already brought the bride and groom back.

Heizi never dreamed that his broken car would be able to serve as a wedding car one day.

When he drove the pickup truck to the yard of the Kou family, everyone immediately surrounded him and cheered.

"Oh, the bride and groom are finally back. I waited until the flowers withered."

"After waiting for a long time, I finally saw the dawn and hope."

"Woo... If you don't come back, I will cry for you to see. "

As soon as the car stopped in the yard, people started talking.

It was very noisy, just like coming to a vegetable market, very lively.

Kou Jun and Yuan Jing never dreamed that they would be so popular?

Especially Yuan Jing, it was really a bit uncomfortable.

In the past, whether it was Kou Jun's relatives or the people in the village, after knowing that Yuan Jing was a widow, who would look at her straight?

Didn't they always oppose her marriage to Kou Jun before?

Now they are so welcome, it's really a bit daunting.

"Kou Jun, where have you been? Why are you like this? "

At this time, everyone's eyes fell on the bride and groom.

They were in tattered clothes, and the bright wedding dresses were scratched by the barbs on the mountain.

If they hadn't worn a base layer inside, they would have run naked.

"Alas, this is a long story. We wanted to run to the mountain to hide, but we didn't expect to get lost..."

Jie Jun simply explained the whole story. Looking at the eyes of the crowd, it seemed that they didn't care about their experiences, so he briefly explained it, otherwise he would have prepared a long speech.

Seeing that Kou Jun just briefly explained what happened, everyone also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Kou Jun, you two should change your clothes quickly, the feast will start soon."

Someone was afraid that this guy would never stop, so he urged.

"Let's start the feast. The wedding ceremony hasn't started yet. "

Kou Jun was a little confused when he heard this.

Although it was his first time to hold a wedding, he also knew some of the wedding ceremonies.

Why did he skip all those ceremonies?

This is too careless, it's his first marriage.

But others didn't care.

He didn't even look at the time. He wasn't hungry, but the people who came to the banquet were already so hungry that their legs were shaking.

If they had to wait until a series of procedures were completed, wouldn't they all starve to death?

Besides, Kou Jun's parents had passed away a long time ago, and some ceremonies could not be carried out.

All we can say is that everything should be kept simple...

When Kou Jun and Yuan Jing changed their clothes, they were pressed in front of the table before they had time to say a few words, waiting for the meal to start.

"Master Chen, can we start the meal now?"

"Yes, Uncle Kou will listen to you. The dishes are ready and we can start the meal at any time."

"Okay, then start the meal. "

Uncle Kou ran to the kitchen to ask Chen Yuan for his opinion. If the dishes were not ready, the feast could not be served.

After receiving Chen Yuan's affirmative answer, Uncle Kou was relieved and asked someone to start the feast.

"Let's start the feast..."

With a shout, the people in the yard quickly found stools to sit down. One by one, they put the chopsticks for picking up dishes in their hands and stared straight at the direction of the kitchen.

Watching all directions and listening to all directions, they kept an eye on the movements in the kitchen at any time.

"Work, work, oh my god, I'm starving. I drove around in the mountain road for a long time before I picked up those two idiots. "Heizi walked to the kitchen angrily. Not only did he have nothing to eat when he came back, but he also had to help with the housework. The baby was really wronged.

At this time, he looked at Lu Xiaoshuai in the corner and finally found something wrong. "Who is this child? Where is our son? Call him to eat first. We will all go to school later."

"You bastard, you still have the nerve to say this here. Don't you realize that you picked up the wrong child?"

"What do you mean?"

Hearing his wife's roar, Heizi was a little confused and hadn't reacted yet.

Zhang Xiaoli could only continue to roar: "You brought Lu Xiaoshuai back as Liangliang. I really don't know what you did. I won't dare to let you pick up the child next time."

Originally, Heizi didn't pick up the child many times.

Today, I went to pick up the child once, but it turned out to be such a big mistake. Fortunately, there was no accident, otherwise I would regret it.

"No, I picked up Liangliang, how come I became Liangliang's classmate?"

Heizi is really speechless sometimes. It's obvious that he did something wrong, but he is stubborn and refuses to admit his mistakes.

"Then Lu Xiaoshuai came here by himself?"

Zhang Xiaoli was so angry that she wanted to hit him.

"Then where is our son Liangliang?"

Heizi glanced at Lu Xiaoshuai and saw that he looked innocent and pitiful.

So he scratched his head.

Did he really make a mistake?

"Liangliang is at Lu Xiaoshuai's house. Humph, you men are really careless. Lu Xiaoshuai's father is as careless as you. He took our Liangliang home as his son."

"That brother is also a talent. I must meet him when I send the child to school later."

When Heizi heard this, it turned out that he was not the only one making mistakes. It turned out that there was an ally. He had to go and meet that comrade-in-arms.

"Don't say anything, let's arrange for this child to eat first. We will send him to school later. We can't let him go hungry."

At this time, Zhang Xiaoli spoke up.

Although Lu Xiaoshuai had eaten a bowl of chicken before, Zhang Xiaoli also found that this child was born to be a foodie, and that bowl of chicken obviously didn't fill him up.

"Okay, I'll arrange it right away."

As a kitchen helper, it was easy for Heizi to arrange a child to sit and eat.

So Heizi brought Lu Xiaoshuai to a table.

"Aunt, please help take care of this child, and let him sit here."

"Oh, Hei, this is your son. He is so handsome and fair-skinned. He doesn't look like you."

Heizi has a high status in the kitchen, and everyone jokingly calls him the butler.

He easily accepted this title.

As long as he is not the eunuch butler, it's fine.

At the table where Heizi brought Lu Xiaoshuai, there were several aunties with their grandchildren, all of them were women with children, so it was just right for Lu Xiaoshuai to stay here.

Seeing the steward Hei coming with a child, the aunties thought it was Heizi's son.

But looking at Lu Xiaoshuai's fair face, everyone teased that the child did not look like Heizi.

Heizi just smiled and did not care about such words.

If this child looked like him, that would be bad. Wouldn't his "comrades-in-arms" in the same trench drag out a 40-meter-long sword to chase him?

"Child, just sit here, I'll go and get busy. When you want to eat something, just pick it up yourself. If you can't get it, ask these aunties to help you."

Heizi asked Lu Xiaoshuai to sit down. He had to be a waiter, otherwise the kitchen would be too busy and Chen Yuan would come rushing.

"I know, you go and get busy. I'll be fine here by myself."

Lu Xiaoshuai winked at Heizi.

This child is not only clever, but also very outgoing and courageous, like a child who will do great things in the future.

Seeing that Lu Xiaoshuai did not cry or make a fuss, his expression was also very calm.

Heizi could not help but show a few traces of relief.

This child is good, and he can get along well!

It's a pity that he is not his own child, but he is much better than his Liangliang.

Anyway, in the eyes of parents, other people's children are excellent, and they are more sensible and smarter than their own children.

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