You've Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale

Chapter 20 — The Lewd Darling and The Big Pengornis (NSFW)

The soft and deft tongue swept around Wu Xingzi’s mouth. After teasing at some of his sensitive spots, it twined with his tongue and sucked upon it. Only when Wu Xingzi was breathless did Guan Shanjin retreat.

Late at night, the silver moon hid behind the clouds. There was only a vague, indistinct light shining upon them. The lanterns in the courtyard were also dim and they swayed gently in the air.

In comparison, Guan Shanjin’s eyes were brilliant. Light shone brightly in the depths of those misted eyes as he stared into Wu Xingzi’s reddened ones. Other than their panting breaths, neither of them spoke.

Wu Xingzi did not dare to ask Guan Shanjin what he was looking at. He obediently and quietly remained in his embrace, reliving the kiss.

The tip of his tongue was all tender and tingly from the kiss; it was as though it had been almost swallowed away by Guan Shanjin.

“What should I do about you?” A moment later, Guan Shanjin sighed lowly. His tone was full of gentle affection, and Wu Xingzi’s ears burned red.

However, it was clear that Guan Shanjin did not need a reply from him. He lifted him up and headed towards his room.

The courtyard did not look big, but walking from the entrance to Guan Shanjin’s room took quite some time.

Kicking the door open, it was found that the brazier within had already been lit. The air was warm and toasty and brought along with it the white sandalwood scent of Guan Shanjin. The room must have been deliberately scented.

Placing Wu Xingzi on the bed, this time, Guan Shanjin did not spend too much time teasing him. He swiftly stripped them of their clothes. From the cabinet next to the bed, he retrieved a box of grease that had yet to be opened, his lips curving up slightly.

“You said that you’ll let me do whatever I want to you tonight?” That grease was stored in a small, thin, shiny black round box. On the lid was a gold drawing of two dragons chasing a pearl, extremely luxurious looking. Wu Xingzi glanced at it and dared not look at it anymore.

He was afraid that he would start calculating the cost and spoil the mood.

“Mn. Everything is up to you.” He submissively lowered his head. Although he was so embarrassed that his entire face was flushed, he did not try to conceal any part of his completely bare body.

“Good boy.” Leaning forward to kiss him, Guan Shanjin twisted the box open. A sweet, cloying scent filled the air, permeating the entire room.

The grease was red and slippery looking. Guan Shanjin’s fair, slender fingers scooped some up. The red colour reflected upon his fair skin, the position of his fingers looking like a buddha in meditation, while he himself looked like a devil luring his soul away. Wu Xingzi was unable to calm down, his breathing becoming heavier. Guan Shanjin flipped Wu Xingzi over on the bed with just one hand, somehow managing to place him in a position where the top half of his body was lying on the bed, as his hips curved up beautifully, his buttocks raised lewdly up in the air. His fingers that were slathered with grease smeared directly on that brilliant, red hole.

This shy little hole, after a month of grooming, had turned an alluring colour from its original pink and fair look, the tight creases swelling up slightly. With very light pressure, the finger was swallowed immediately, and the hole mouthed at it hungrily.

Guan Shanjin was very patient, slowly applying the grease within the hole. Not only did he pay attention to the creases on the outside, he paid special care inside as well, covering every inch with a layer of grease. As Wu Xingzi’s body warmed the grease up, softening it, a squelching wet sound could be heard. Wu Xingzi could not help covering his ears.

After the grease softened, it became even more slippery. Wu Xingzi’s buttocks too turned shiny and oily, and when touching it, it could not be decided which was smoother to touch.

In a moment, the hole gaped open slightly, a perfect finger’s width. Shiny grease dripped slowly from it, with the possibility of some lewd juices mixed into it as well. The hole winked slowly at Guan Shanjin, as though welcoming him in.

“Hungry old fellow.” Guan Shanjin laughingly scolded him. On the bed, his speech was slightly coarse, but his tone was still soft and gentle as usually, sounding just like words that were spoken by a lover.

Wu Xingzi’s hips shuddered, his hole itching all of a sudden. As he moaned and whimpered, his buttocks unconsciously started swaying. In between the fair, white flesh of his buttocks, his little hole clenched in emptiness. It looked extremely alluring, creating a desire to screw him hard on the bed.

Guan Shanjin had long been hard to the point of pain. The head of his thick and savage shaft was already oozing precum, looking even more weighty than usual.

Holding onto Wu Xingzi’s hips, he pulled them towards himself. His hard tip rubbed against his cleft, grinding against that little hole. That little mouth clamped tightly upon it, sucking on the head as if wanting to take it in. Going along, Guan Shanjin allowed half the tip of his cock to enter, but suddenly pulled himself out, and brushed his dick against the two balls below Wu Xingzi’s hold.

“It itches…” Wu Xingzi pitifully rocked his hips. His hole was currently aching and tingling, wishing desperately for something to enter and soothe it. This itch was not only concentrated in his hole, but also spread along his veins and into his limbs, creeping into his head. He could not control his crying pleas, “Haiwang, Haiwang… Please, help me soothe it, it itches…”

“You’re so obscene, how am I going to help you with it?”1 Guan Shanjin had only just shoved half the head of his cock into the hole, and it naturally got stained with the softened grease. His breathing too turned heavy. Having held himself back, his forehead became beaded with sweat, and his wicked words were even more passionate.

His lean hips thrust against Wu Xingzi, using his thick cock to grind against Wu Xingzi’s pink and tender little member. Two heads of different sizes pressed against each other, their shafts rubbing together. Wu Xingzi bit at the blanket in pleasure, broken moans coming from him continuously.

Feeling the ecstasy as well, Guan Shanjin leaned over and wrapped Wu Xingzi in his arms, obsessively using his hard member to rub against Wu Xingzi’s tender little cock. Probably because he rarely used it, as well as being born like that, Wu Xingzi’s dick was smooth and soft, and grinding against it was extremely pleasurable. However, in the end, it still was that particular male organ, and naturally, it was hard with some bounciness to it, completely different from the soft and slippery hole.

The feeling of resistance as he thrust against him gave him a satisfaction that overwhelmed him, and Guan Shanjin could not help but groan aloud.

Wu Xingzi could barely endure it. That groan that was full of passion, mixed with Guan Shanjin’s heated breath, it felt just like a blazing fire, causing his body to flame up in desire, and his brain turned muddled. He released the blanket he was biting at, turning his head and kissing Guan Shanjin on the lips.

General Guan was really a little seductive demon!

It was rare that the person below him would actively kiss him. Was there any reason for Guan Shanjin to refuse it? He then allowed Wu Xingzi to nibble and gnaw at him, sucking on his tongue, unwilling to let go. Their saliva overflowed, sliding down from the corner of his mouth, and loud kissing noises could be heard.

“Haiwang… Haiwang…” Adviser Wu kissed and kissed, his body tingling all over. He ground his buttocks against Guan Shanjin’s crotch, begging pitifully, “I’m itching all the way inside, help me soothe it, please… help me soothe it…”

“What do you want me to soothe it with?” Guan Shanjin was nearly at the brink of explosion. The tip of his tongue drew lightly against Wu Xingzi’s, following his lips, then kissed towards his sensitive ear. He then sucked on his soft earlobe, biting on it. “Say it clearly.”

“Use your big pengornis… I like it when your big pengornis helps me soothe it…” Although Wu Xingzi was embarrassed, the flames of desire had already overwhelmed him, and he was very straightforward. His buttocks also ground enticingly against Guan Shanjin, his pink cock rubbing torturously against his thicker one. A large amount of fluids leaked out from the head of his cock, soaking the blanket.

Guan Shanjin clicked his tongue, patting those saucy buttocks forcefully. From below him came a lewd and pained sob.

Guan Shanjin grabbed onto those writhing hips, inserting his thick shaft into Wu Xingzi’s hole that was flooded with lewd juices.

“Ah—” Guan Shanjin slammed straight into his sensitive spot. Wu Xingzi trembled, crying out loud, and his come was forced right out of him, ejaculating.

“You’re really as obscene as I said you are!” Having just came, Wu Xingzi’s hole wrung constantly at Guan Shanjin’s cock. For a moment, Guan Shanjin could not move. It felt as though thousands of little mouths were sucking and mouthing his cock. It felt so good that his forehead was covered with sweat, and his alluring eyes narrowed as he gasped.

“Slow, slow down… “ Wu Xingzi had not thought that he was that sensitive. His pleasure did not decrease even a bit after his orgasm, but instead, because of the movement of that thick, sturdy cock, it itched so much that he burst out in tears.

Guan Shanjin ignored his pleas, grabbing onto his hips and speaking softly, “Hold on, I haven’t entered all the way in yet.”

Guan Shanjin then went down to business, spreading his convulsing buttocks apart and thrust his entire cock inside. Like this, he would thrust right into his stomach. In the past, he did not always enter so fully, but today, he would not let Wu Xingzi off so easily.

Pressing down the writhing and crying person under him, he caressed Wu Xingzi’s soft belly as he impaled himself further inwards.

“Ah ah—” Wu Xingzi cried out sharply, collapsing onto the bed as though he was dead.

A section of his stomach bulged out, and the shape of the man’s cock could vaguely be made out. The little pengornisunderneath ejaculated again, and the thin white fluids stained both the blanket as well as his own stomach. A warm hand wiped the fluids away, sweeping past that scary bulge.

“Don’t… Don’t be like this… Haiwang… Have mercy on me…” Wu Xingzi cried so hard his entire body was shuddering. Together with the aftershock of his orgasm, he was almost about to faint away.

“What nonsense are you saying.” Guan Shanjin’s chest lay against his back, holding him around his waist and supporting him up. His powerful thighs spread his two legs apart, and Wu Xingzi was almost sitting upon Guan Shanjin’s pengornis.

Wu Xingzi was pressed against the headboard, his slender, fair legs feebly hooking around Guan Shanjin’s thighs. His bulging stomach was again rubbed at. Before Wu Xingzi could cry out loud, Guan Shanjin thrust in again and his weighty balls slapped loudly against his slippery, smooth buttocks. The cock in his stomach was again pushed forward a little, reaching a depth that no one had ever explored.

Wu Xingzi howled, his voice shivering. His slender legs fell down, and his toes all curled in.

Next was a bout of rhythmic thrusting. Guan Shanjin fucked Wu Xingzi to the point where he could barely make a sound, his hole loosening with his brutal thrusts. It tried its best to tighten around the savage cock to please it, but was always defeated instead. Wu Xingzi could only weakly let the man play with him, and his belly bulged out with every thrust.

However, Guan Shanjin was still not satisfied. His heated palm pressed against Wu Xingzi’s bulging belly. It felt as though he was masturbating through a thin layer of skin, and that feeling gave him so much pleasure that his eyes darkened, and he bit harshly on Wu Xingzi’s thin neck. Wu Xingzi groaned along with the bites, and bruised teeth marks were scattered all across his neck.

It was not long before Wu Xingzi came again. This time, his ejaculate was thin like water. His head tilted all the way back and his cry was soundless. His eyes rolled all the way to the back, looking as though he was about to faint away.

However, Guan Shanjin still shoved himself further in. His palm too obligingly pressed down harder. Still in the throes of orgasm, Wu Xingzi could not withstand such play. After a few violent convulsions, his pee spattered onto the bed.

Stimulated by this pungent odour, along with the intense wringing of Wu Xingzi’s hole, Guan Shanjin too got pushed over the edge and delightedly shot straight into Wu Xingzi’s stomach.

The man came a lot, the warm come making the adviser twitch heavily. It took him a long time before he finally exhaled, and he fainted dead away.

Guan Shanjin did not immediately pull out. He too had no idea what was going through his head. Looking as though he was three months pregnant, Wu Xingzi’s belly was filled with come. Guan Shanjin caressed that belly, turning around and hugging him as he lay within the bed. He had no plans on cleaning up the mess on the bed.

Within the canopy, that pungent odour filled the space. The sweet scent of the grease could still be vaguely detected, as well as Guan Shanjin’s white sandalwood smell, together with a faint herbal scent.

That was Wu Xingzi’s scent.

This scent could not be said to be very pleasant, but it was a scent that made him feel that he could not tear himself away from it. Some part of Guan Shanjin’s heart softened, and he felt a trace of satisfaction along with a little grumbling, as well as quite a bit of indignance and unwillingness.

“You really want to separate from me that much?” He hugged the man in his arms, his half-hard dick sliding out a little. A squelching sound was heard, and the sleeping old fellow moaned aloud a couple of times. Huddling into Guan Shanjin’s arms, he fell deeper into sleep.

Ah, forget it. We’ll just leave it for tomorrow… Guan Shanjin kissed the man in his arms. Although he was really reluctant to pull himself out, he still climbed up from the bed to clean everything up.