Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Chapter 205: Shit, Broken Elevator

[Beidou: Ningguang old woman, hahahahaha, so our Tianquan star is already an old woman?]

[Ningguang: @Beidou, don’t forget, we are about the same age, I am an old woman, what about you?]

[ Beidou: cut, boring)]

On the big screen, the video continues to play:

Keli was shocked: "What? Speech recognition?"

"On the elevator? In the Jade Pavilion? Have you tried voice recognition?"

Qiqi shook her head: "No."

Kelly: "Then let's try."

Qiqi: "The eleventh floor."

Elevator: "Please say it again."

Keli: "Eleventh floor.

Qiqi: "Eleventh floor, eleventh floor."

Elevator: "Please say it again."

Qiqi: "Hey, the eleventh floor."

"Five Two Three" Keli was very speechless: "Why does the old woman pretend to be such a thing?

"Let me try the Mond accent, Billion House, Billion House."

Qi Qi expressed shock: "Even if it takes a hundred million lifetimes, I won't be able to reach it."

Ke Li glanced at Qiqi: "Don't interrupt, Billion Building, Billion Building..."

Qiqi: "If you understand this, I'll give you the coconut sheep."

Gan Yu's expression froze in the live broadcast room, and this involved her again.

If you think about the title of Coconut Sheep, you will know how evil it is.

For the thin-skinned Gan Yu, it was even worse than her master who was good at chatting and exposed the embarrassing things in her childhood.

Shot back to video:

Elevator: "Sorry, can you repeat that?"

Qiqi: "I'll try the authentic Liyue accent, hey come to kiss, who will come.

Keli was shocked: "The accent in your hometown is empty ear?"

Qiqi: "I #@%, you can go ahead.

Elevator: "Please speak clearly and slowly.

Qiqi: "You, okay, you, go, ah!"

Keli: "A Thunder Peak.

Elevator: "Sorry, can you repeat that?"

Keli's patience was almost exhausted: "Eleventh Floor, if you still don't understand me, I'll use a bouncing bomb to make you understand."

Qi Qi said in a strange way: "Oh, you are so mighty, and I am also very scared."

Claire: "Can you just shut up and figure something out?"

Elevator: "Please speak slowly."

Qiqi: "Ou Laiwen, come to kiss when you love, come to share occasionally, come to kiss.

Kelly: "You say it differently every time."

Qiqi was also a little bit crazy at the moment: "I want to keep talking until it understands Liyue's accent, is that okay?"

"Love to kiss, eh to kiss, oh to pull powder, oh to dung..."

Keli was speechless: "Are you going to ask Lao Ba to help us? Open the door quickly!"

Elevator: "This is a speech recognition elevator. Please speak clearly and slowly."

This elevator is really aggressive enough, there are already some silly smiles in the live broadcast room.

[Dadalia: Hey, what kind of magical elevator is this, hahahaha, is this intentional to torment people?]

[Xu Hao: What kind of rubbish voice recognition does this have to have this effect? ​​Install it without paying for the test (一〃)]

[ Beidou: @冷光, if you really plan to install such a thing in Qunyu Pavilion, then I'm afraid you will never be able to go up (two

[Ke Qing: Don't pretend, my thunder wedge can't fly high yet. ]

[Ningguang: Uh... don't worry, this thing will never appear on my Qunyu Pavilion (-)]

Ningguang is really drunk, she has never seen this thing called an elevator before, so she put it on with wool.

It's a joke that you can't even understand human language, what do you want him to do?

Continue watching the video:

Keli was a little bit annoyed: "Oh, my Qin leader, why did he ask us to calm down?"

Qiqi is also impatient: "Because he knows that you will blow up everywhere on impulse, and when the time comes, Captain Qin will make your ass bloom.

Elevator: "You have not selected a floor."

Qiqi leaned under the microphone: "I've already chosen! Love to kiss!"

Elevator: "If you don't want to choose a floor and want to leave the elevator, just say: Please open the door.

Keli leaned over with a kitten face: "Please open the door, please open the door, eat me#%~"

Qi Qi: "No, you probably don't have one, just say please."

Keli pointed to the microphone: "I won't bow my head to this thing......

Qi Qi looked into the microphone, looking resigned, "Please open the doorknob.

Keli was on the sidelines with a strange expression: "Please open the door, disgusting~"

Elevator: "Please keep calm."

Qiqi is really about to collapse now: "Oh!!! Grandma Wodi!"

Qiqi climbed onto Keli's back and leaned close to the microphone: "Let me step on it and talk closer, I don't believe I can't subdue you today."

Elevator: "You have not selected a floor.

Qiqi raised her middle finger: "Flower Q! Flower Q! Muddy, if you don't let us go out, I'll go to the old woman and let her tear you apart."

"Then find the third-rate actor who voiced you, and beat him up."

Keli: "I'll give him another bouncing blast."

Qiqi: "Fried, rotten, you!"

Keli: "Fried, rotten, you! Dirty, rotten, rotten!"

Qiqi: "Sparse, poor, rotten!"

Just as Keli and Qiqigui were crying and howling, the elevator door opened.

Outside the door, the old woman Ningguang and Captain Qin looked at the two short legs inside with unfriendly expressions.

Qiqi hurriedly jumped off Keli's back, and her two short legs became cute in an instant.

Keli pointed at the top of her head in embarrassment: "Do you want to get on the elevator?"

The second video ends.

This made the viewers in the live broadcast room suspicious of the convenient and fast elevator that the movie said.

[Xiang Ling: I can’t even understand the words in the second creation video at 3.5. Is it really convenient? I want the rice cake to spit fire on it. ]

[Sugar: It seems that it is a very problematic alchemical product. ]

[Jiujo Suo Luo: This thing called speech recognition is so stupid, I have already flown to the place with this skill. ]

[Yae Miko: These two little guys are really cute, they are so cute when they say dirty words. ]

[Qin: @可利, Keli, don’t imitate the one in the video who swears, it’s very uncivilized and very impolite. ]

[白术: @qiqi, Qiqi can’t learn either. ]

[Qiqi: What to learn? Muddy mother, flower Q, rotten...  

[Paimon: Uh, Qiqi should forget about it soon.

[Xu Hao: Or, she has written it down in a notebookㄟ()]

Ying: ∑(-|||)!!].

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