Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Oh, by the way, today should be the home field of God.

After Keli Qiqi was on camera, it was time for Grandpa Zhongli to get hurt.

He made a lot of limelight yesterday, but this requires a price.

The title of the third video appears on the big screen:

"The Rolling Mr. Zhongli"

Seeing this title, the corners of Zhongli's mouth twitched.

Damn, this is directly targeting him again, isn't it enough that the three gods just now don't have one Mora?

Liyue eating melons in the live broadcast room, the audience could only mourn for their emperor, and then prepared to eat melons and watch the show.

Soon, the title disappeared on the big screen and the video began to play.

A cheerful Liyue song played, and in the video, there was a Zhongli kid lying on the ground and rolling around, and a very helpless Dada Duck.

Dada Duck: "Didn't it be agreed that one person should settle the bill once?"

Zhongli kid: "I don't care, I don't care, I want your money.

Dada Duck: "Then I'll give you the money, get up quickly..."

At this time, 29 children from Qiqi appeared next to him holding a box of freshly squeezed coconut milk.

Zhongli kid: "It's too late, I still want to drink freshly squeezed coconut milk!"

Dada Duck: "I will buy all the coconut trees for you, please get up quickly.

Zhongli kid: "I don't want coconut trees, I want freshly squeezed coconut milk.

At this time, Boss Tao Tao appeared with a shovel in one hand and a hemp rope in the other hand: "Do you need to apply for the Xiangshengtang package? Buy one get one free during the event.

Then, Wendy appeared again, and laughed at the children Zhongli, who was rolling around, "Yo Yo Yo, isn't this Lord Rock?"

Today's Liyue Port is another quiet and peaceful day!

After the video was broadcast, Mr. Zhongli took a deep breath in the live broadcast room.

It's okay, he is the Valkyrie Morax who has experienced countless fierce battles.

You just need to calm down, it's just a second-generation video, and you don't need to care about it at all.

Grandpa Zhongli's forced calmness made Grandpa Xu Hao feel like a challenge.

positive mind?

that would be great

The target is strong enough to take more bullets.

So, Xu Hao immediately dropped another video on it.

The title of the video is:

"Mr. Zhongli who just wants to twist his ass"

This title, it seems that it is much more than the previous one.

[Gan Yu: Emperor...]

[Hu Tao: @Zhongli, it seems that the second creation live broadcast room is really going to catch you today. ]

[Drill: Emperor, some bad luck. ]

[Xu Hao: It's a bit ruthless, the next video is probably going to be super grassy. ]

[Ying: A moment of silence for Zhongli

Video on the big screen:

It's still the cheerful Liyue Xiaoqu'er, and it's still Liyue's streets.

Zhongli child is facing the camera, lifting the skirt of his coat and twisting his buttocks.

Mandril Miaomiao, who was passing by, was shocked when he saw this scene: "Didn't Mr. Zhongli usually walk birds, admire flowers and appreciate antiques? Why is his butt twisted now?"

"But the people in Zhongli must have other deep meanings when they do this..."

"Could it be that Mr. Zhongli is paralyzing his enemies, and after they are lured out, they will be wiped out!"

"It must be so! As expected of Master Zhongli!"

At this time, Boss Taotao came out from one side, with a big thumb in one hand and a wooden sign in the other.

The wooden sign reads: Fifty moras touch once.

It's been going on for a long time, it's an activity at the Hall of Rebirth.

Immediately afterwards, Yingmei and Wendy also appeared.

Wendy drew her bow, with the words "Don't even think about being reincarnated" plastered on her forehead.

Ying saw Zhongli, who was twisting his ass, loved his friends, and said to Wendy: "Look, Wendy, it's the Emperor of the Rock, do you want to take it back and pinch Paimon's ass?"

Today's Liyue Port is another quiet and peaceful day!

The short video is over.

Short and powerful, but extremely image-destroying.

The Rock King Dijun has turned into a child. Just now he was rolling around, but now he is twisting his ass again.

Liyue's Dijun fans expressed that such an image of a Dijun seems quite cute?

It seems that it is not unacceptable?

Keep creating, keep creating, and make another one.

Put the title on the big screen:

"Zhongli children also want to have partners"

Well, persecute him anyway.

Grandpa Zhongli already looks like he has nothing to love, let's love himself.

Anyway, if you create again, you can't destroy him with a Mora, so just watch with a calm mind.

On the big screen, the video starts:

This time it's another upbeat Liyue tune.

Xiangling is commanding the rice crust to attack a fire slime: "The rice crust breathes fire!"

However, the fire slime is completely immune to the flames of the rice cracker level, but the head is steaming.

Xiangling: "It doesn't work, damn it, try spraying the rice crust with water."

Crispy rice: "..."

At this time, Zhongli, who was drinking coconut milk, and the bodyguard, Miaomiao, passed by.

Zhongli kid: "Look, it's a small rice crust! I really want to have my own little partner.

Mandrill Miaomiao: "I don't know what kind of partner Zhongli-sama wants?"

Zhongli kid: "I want a cute meow, I want to hug and sleep."

As soon as the camera turned, our Zhongli kid happily got a cat with 270 green hairs on its head and white hairs all over its body.

Seeing this scene, Dada Duck was so shocked that sweat broke out on his forehead.

Looking at the title of the video, I thought it was about creating Mr. Zhongli, but it turned out that the real one was Mandrill Miaomiao.

Think about how aloof and indifferent Tai Yasha is, for the emperor's wish, he is willing to become a kitten.

What loyalty is this!

Mandrill Miaomiao in the live broadcast room had a dazed expression on his face. He didn't remember that he had ever learned the spell of turning into a cat.

However, since the emperor needs it, he will learn it.

This kind of shape-changing spell is not difficult.

In the video:

The next day, Zhongli child walked through the street yesterday with his beloved Miaomiao in his arms, but saw a very shocking scene.

The pet rice crust turned out to be a customer-oriented one.

Xiangling sprayed water on a water slime, and Guoba gave orders from behind: "Xiangling, work!"

"Xiangling, spray water! Give it some effect, Xiangling!"

"Why can't you get immunity from this water, if you don't work hard, you will be sold to Chunxiang Kiln.

The fact that the pet turned against its owner frightened Zhongli, so he temporarily abandoned Mandrill Miaomiao.

PS: I've been groggy all day today, and my writing is a bit poor, please bear with me. .