Zombieland: I Have a Tomb of God

"Wow! Master, you printed it wrong!"

"It’s over, it’s over!"

Wencai Qiu Shengshu was instantly anxious!

"Alas, it's all your fault. What do you think we should do now?"

Uncle Jiu also looked annoyed, as if he had done it carelessly.

"Forget it, at worst I'll just take a loss, you guys take this!!"

Uncle Jiu reluctantly stuffed his small sign into Wencai's hands, then picked up the huge sign and ran away!

"It's just right!!"

Uncle Jiu, who ran to the gate, couldn't help but exclaimed, and Wencai Qiusheng's face suddenly darkened when he heard it.

"You see, it's all your fault for wanting to show off to your master, now you're gone, right? You're gone!"

Qiu Sheng finally couldn't help but complain to Wen Cai!

"I didn't know the master would be so excessive!!"

Wencai couldn't help but look bitter.

"What should we do now?"

Then Wencai asked helplessly!

"Isn't it the only way to go? What can I do? If I don't go now, it will be too late!"

Qiu Sheng rolled his eyes, then picked up the small card and was about to go out

"Hey! You two are here, just in time. Master will be back to do a ritual soon. You two should prepare the altar first!"

However, at this moment, Ling Xiao walked in and saw Wencai and Qiu Sheng.

""Ah!? Can you wait until we come back?"

Qiu Sheng was immediately anxious.

"Come back? When you come back, won't the master come back too?"

Ling Xiao immediately rolled his eyes at the two of them!

"Can you ask your evil spirits to help?"

Wen Cai said quickly. By the time they were done, Lan Guifang had already finished.

"Don't you see they are still working overtime to print ghost money? ? Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, I'm going to watch the show!

By the way, Chu Liu has already gone to the house where the ritual is being performed to prepare, so you two are the only ones who are idle."

Ling Xiao pointed at the evil spirits who had not rested at the side, and left immediately after saying that.

"It’s over, it’s over. By the time we’re done, the daylily will be cold. Hurry up, Qiu Sheng!"

Wencai was immediately anxious, and immediately picked up the tools and the table to prepare

"Hey, hey, wait a minute!"

Qiu Sheng's eyes suddenly lit up and he stopped Wencai.

"Still waiting? Wait until everyone leaves."

Wencai was anxious.

"You don't understand, watch me!!"

Qiu Sheng smiled mysteriously.

Then he ran directly to the front of the enshrined spirit babies.

Hundreds of spirit babies were enshrined here.

"Dear children, how about we make a deal? You help me set up the altar, and then when I come back I will give you a basket of eggs, how about that!"

Qiu Sheng said with a smile

"Will it work? And will they know how to do it?"

Wencai was immediately anxious!

"We can only try our best! What else can we do?"

Qiu Sheng was helpless.

"Boom boom boom…………"

However, after hearing Qiu Sheng's words, all the clay figurines of the spirit infants began to tremble, indicating that they all agreed.

"Great, they agreed, let's go!!"

Qiu Sheng was so excited that he quickly pulled Wencai, who was still hesitant, and ran out.

As soon as they arrived at the yard, they heard some children shouting"220" happily. It seemed that they had started working.

The two of them immediately ran to watch the show excitedly.

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More than an hour later, Wencai Qiusheng came back singing and dancing.

"Hey, Qiu Sheng, you seem to have forgotten the eggs!"

Suddenly, Wencai exclaimed

"Don't worry, I've already prepared it!"

However, Qiu Sheng just smiled, then took a basket and went directly to the chicken coop not far away and took out a few eggs.

"This is not enough!!"

Wencai said quickly!

"Nonsense, our money has been taken away by the master, so this is the only way!"

Qiu Sheng said as he walked into the old house with the eggs.

When they opened the door, they saw a well-prepared altar in front of them!

"Wow, these little spirit babies are so smart. They learned it after we arranged it two or three times in the past two days."

Wencai immediately spoke in amazement.

"Hey, thank you all, big brothers of the spirit babies. Come on, here are the eggs for you!"

Qiu Sheng also smiled and placed the big basket in front of all the spirit babies!

However, when all the spirit babies saw that there were only a few eggs in a basket, they all started to tremble.

"Buzz buzz buzz!!!"

In an instant, little spirit babies flew out one after another!

"You lied to us!!!"

The leader, a talking little spirit baby, said excitedly!

"Yay!"

"Yay!"

"Ahhhhhh!

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The little spirit babies around them all pointed their little fingers at Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, as if they were scolding them.

"I said it was a basket, so it was a basket, but I didn't say how many eggs there were!"

Qiu Sheng immediately started to argue!

"Damn it, you bad guy! Hit him!"

However, the surrounding spirit babies would not accept his excuses, and rushed forward directly under the leadership of the little spirit baby.

""Wow, run!"

Qiu Sheng exclaimed when he saw this scene. Although these spirit infants were not very powerful, they were all at the early and middle stage white-clothed ghost level, equivalent to the strength of the first and second level of the human master.

Although the two of them were now at the fourth level of the human master and were about to reach the fifth level, they were no match for so many of them.

Sure enough, they were soon submerged by the tide of spirit infants.

"Ah!! Don't hit me in the face!"

"Hey, hey, hey, kid, don’t bite me down there!"

"Help! Big ghost brother around here, please save us!"

"Master, big brother, help me!!"

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The unlucky two were pressed down by all the spirit babies.���They beat him madly.

His face was bruised and swollen in an instant.

The two of them quickly turned to the Ghost King and Zombie King who were printing paper money not far away for help.

Unfortunately, the Ghost Kings took one look at them and didn't bother to pay attention to them. They couldn't stand even the children being deceived.

As for the Zombie King, he didn't bother to pay attention to them.

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"Miss Lan Guifang is so beautiful, with such a beautiful figure!"

Uncle Jiu hummed a little tune and walked back with Ling Xiao.

"What? Master likes her? How about I find you a master's wife who is prettier than her! ?"

Ling Xiao immediately smiled and said

"Ahem, forget it, your master is destined to be alone!"

Uncle Jiu couldn't help coughing twice and said helplessly!

"Ah, help, the spirit baby is killing people!!"

At this moment, a scream was heard

"Huh? What's going on? Isn't this the voice of Wencai and Qiusheng, those two brats?

Uncle Jiu frowned when he heard it.

"Spirit Infants!? It seems that these two brats had nothing better to do than to play with those spirit infants, and now they must have gotten carried away!"

Ling Xiao instantly guessed the reason based on the two boys' personalities!

"Humph, the brat even teased the spirit baby! Let’s go in later!!"

Uncle Jiu was speechless, and then he went directly to the living room of the new house to drink tea with Ling Xiao.

He listened to the screams of the two boys getting smaller and smaller before he went in!

""Squeaky!!!"

As the door of the old house slowly opened, all the spirit infants around heard it and instantly turned into beams of light and entered the clay figurine.

Only Qiu Sheng and Wencai were left lying on the ground, wailing with wounds all over their bodies.

"Master! You are finally back!!"

"Yes, these spirit babies went crazy and almost beat us to death!"

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When he saw Uncle Jiu, Qiu Shengwencai burst into tears.

"Humph, you two really deserve it! But you are lucky to have run into this group of kind spirit babies! If you had run into those two evil babies, you would have died before we came back!"

Seeing the looks of the two, Uncle Jiu glared at them!

"Why? There are only two of them. Can Wencai and I defeat them?"

Qiu Sheng said in disbelief!

Now he is a fourth-level human master, with a strength of more than 400 kilograms, but he can't beat two evil babies!?

"With your mediocre strength, you still want to fight the evil babies. These two evil babies have been beaten down time and time again, and they will accumulate resentment every time. Those who can reach the level of evil babies are at least the level of black shadow evil ghosts. With your strength that you have pulled up by force, you still want to fight them?"

After hearing what the two said, Uncle Jiu immediately rolled his eyes at the two ignorant brats!

"Wow, Senior Brother, why don’t you let go of their resentment? ?"

"Yes, yes, isn't this less dangerous?"

Wencai Qiusheng immediately spoke out of curiosity!"

"Under normal circumstances, these two evil babies need to be worshipped for about a thousand days before they can be reincarnated, but now only���The other spirit babies have been reincarnated, I have dispelled their evil spirits, and it won't be too late to reincarnate them later!"

Ling Xiao started to explain directly!

Of course, as for the real reason, he just wanted to see if he could really trigger the plot of the new Mr. Zombie.

After all, the conditions are basically complete now. With him, it's just an ordinary evil baby, and it can be easily solved.

"You two brats, remember to send these spirit babies to your master's aunt for worship tomorrow morning. This will save you two from messing around every day, and something bad will happen sooner or later!"

After Uncle Jiu gave his instructions, he glared at the two of them and walked out directly. There was another magician waiting for him to perform.

"Remember! I'll call you tomorrow morning, don't get up late!"

Ling Xiao smiled and followed Uncle Jiu.

"Alas, alas, senior brother, please at least treat us first!"

""Big Brother, don't leave!"

The two men cried out in pain.

Unfortunately, Ling Xiao had already walked out of the door.

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The next morning, in a Taoist temple in the town, Zhe Gu had already gotten up and lit incense for each statue.

However, Zhe Gu was no longer wearing the red and green leaves that looked so tacky before.

Instead, she was wearing a fashionable and decent cheongsam makeup. At the same time, the elegant makeup she wore stunned all the men who came to burn incense around her.

Zhe Gu was not ugly, but she was too tacky before. Not only was she tacky, but she also liked to study some outrageous styles.

Now, after being transformed by the people Ling Xiao hired, she looks completely different.

""Zhe Gu, Zhe Gu!!!"

However, at this moment, an anxious female voice came.

After hearing this, Zhe Gu came to the front hall and immediately saw a common woman with a man with crooked eyes and a crooked mouth walking in.

"Huixiang! Why are you here? What happened?

Zhe Gu looked at the man curiously and asked.

This man always felt something was wrong.

"Aunt Zhe, you have to help my husband this time. He didn't come home last night, and he was groggy when he came back this morning. I'm afraid he might have run into something dirty!"

Huixiang said tearfully.

"Really? Let me see! Go and burn two sticks of incense first!"

When Zhe Gu heard that Hui Xiang didn't come home that night, she smiled and sent Hui Xiang away, then pulled the man with crooked eyes and crooked mouth aside.

"Tell me, where did you go last night?"

After coming to the statue nearby, Zhe Gu spoke in a low voice.

""Ah!? I...I went to Ruyiju to look for Xiaocui last night. If I don't scare my wife, what will happen if she finds out?"

The man with glasses said in a low voice.

"Wow! You stinky man, what do you want?"

Zhe Gu immediately looked at him with contempt.

""Please help me, beautiful Zhegu. You don't want us to have any discord, do you?"

The man with glasses said while praising Zhegu.

Zhegu was immediately happy when she heard the other party praising her.

"I'll help you this time. If you do it again, I'll cut you off!"

But she still warned him coldly!

The man with glasses was shocked when she said this.

Could Zhegu really do this?

""Aunt Zhe, is my husband okay?"

Hui Xiang also finished applying incense and curiously called out to Aunt Zhe!

The man with the eyes immediately pretended to be dying again.

"Oh my! It’s terrible, Huixiang, your husband is really possessed by evil spirits!!"

After hearing this, Zhe Gu turned around and spoke with a look of shock. (To read the exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

""Ah? Will there be any problem?"

Huixiang panicked instantly!

"It's okay, I'll take care of it!!"

Zhe Gu said with a smile.

As she spoke, she pulled the man over and pressed him on the chair, and then she took off his glasses considerately.[]

Hui Xiang watched anxiously.

Suddenly, Zhe Gu raised her hand and slapped her hard.

""Pa!!!"

Instantly, the sound of a slap spread throughout the Taoist temple.

"Ah!!!!"

The man with glasses screamed.

However, before he could come to his senses,

"" Pa pa...

"Sugarcane girl, what are you doing?……"

Huixiang got anxious when she saw her husband being beaten

"Don't worry, I'm trying to get the evil spirit out of your husband's body. It will be fine once it's out!"

Aunt Zhe explained.

But her hands didn't stop.

Finally, she made the man's face red and swollen, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding.

Then Aunt Zhe picked up a bowl of water and burned a yellow talisman. At the same time, she took a little incense ash and mixed them together with her fingers and handed it over.

"Drink this and you'll be fine!!"

Zhe Gu said with a smile

""Ah!?"

The man with glasses suddenly became anxious!

"What?! Okay, your evil spirit is still there?"

Zhe Gu's eyes suddenly widened.

"Let’s go! Let’s go!"

The man with glasses made a bitter face and quickly drank the bowl of water.

""Okay, it's okay, go back. If he doesn't come home at night next time, bring her to me!"

Zhe Gu took back the bowl and began to give instructions.

"Thank you, thank you Zhe Gu! If it weren't for you, my husband would have died!"

Huixiang hurriedly thanked Zhe Gu, then helped her husband and left.

"Wow, why was this guy beaten so badly?"

"Yes, yes, this face is bigger than a pig's head!"

"Maybe he was beaten by a bully! ?"

However, at this moment, Wencai Qiusheng and Chuliu came in with several large baskets on their backs.

They just happened to see the couple who just walked out!

"What are you doing here? What are you carrying?"

After seeing that the people coming were Wencai and Qiusheng, Zhegu came over curiously.

"Wow, you have become so beautiful now!"

"Yes, yes, did you take the Disguise Pill?"

"Mmmm, she’s prettier than all of the Marshal’s concubines!"

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However, when the three saw Zhe Gu at this time, they immediately spoke in surprise.

"Oh, no, no, it's all thanks to your senior brother, it's just a little bit prettier!"

Zhe Gu laughed embarrassedly when she heard the compliments from the three people

"It’s not just a little bit. If our master saw you like this, he would have fallen for you long ago!"

"Not bad, I think so too!"

"Mmm, the master will definitely be fascinated!"

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The three of them immediately praised Zhe Gu.

"How can it be so good? By the way, you haven’t told me what you are doing here yet!"

Zhe Gu said embarrassedly.

"Oh, Master, our master asked us to bring these spirit babies to you, Master. Also, our senior brother has something to tell you!"

Qiu Sheng immediately told Zhe Gu the purpose of coming here.

When Zhe Gu heard that they were sending babies to people, she suddenly understood.

"But, why didn't Senior Brother come in person? He treated this place as a nursery!"

Zhe Gu said unhappily.

Originally, she lived with Uncle Jiu and the others, but after Ling Xiao sent her to be reformed and found a way to quickly print paper money, she had no reason to stay at Uncle Jiu's house.

Therefore, she hadn't seen Uncle Jiu for several days.

"Hehe, why do you want to see our master so much? That’s not easy to do!

But Qiu Sheng just smiled.

"Hmm? You have a solution?"

Zhe Gu's eyes lit up immediately!

"Of course! Qiu Sheng immediately smiled triumphantly!"

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In the courtyard, Uncle Jiu was practicing Maoshan swordsmanship with the Red Flame Mithril Sword in his hand!

As for Ling Xiao, he was counting the oceans not far away.........

Because just yesterday at midnight, all the orders had been completed, and then Ling Xiao and Uncle Jiu went door to door to deliver the last batch of ghost money!

Of course, this was only the last batch. Before, Ling Xiao and Uncle Jiu went to deliver the goods in the morning almost every day, and every time, it was almost a room full of ghost money.

It was not until noon that everything was finished.

The others had also paid the balance to Ling Xiao and his master and apprentice.

Of course, Uncle Jiu took more orders, and after these orders were completed, it was expected to be a few days before the Zhongyuan Festival. At that time, Ling Xiao could take his fellow apprentices to Maoshan to pay homage to the Maoshan Patriarch!

"Master, I have calculated it. Because the quantity is too large, we gave them a discount this time. So after the printing is completed, excluding the several thousand dollars of principal, we will make a total of 23,700 dollars!!"

However, at this moment, Ling spoke directly.

""What!?"

Uncle Jiu couldn't help but exclaimed.

More than 20,000 dollars, and it only took about ten days!

"Twenty-three thousand seven hundred dollars, yes, that's it!"

Ling Xiao replied with a smile.

Of all these dollars, more than ten thousand were set by the Marshal. After all, he had many people under him, and many of them died over the years. After knowing that these ghost money could reach the underworld, he naturally did not hold back at all!

"Wow, I've never seen so much money in my life!"

Uncle Jiu couldn't help but gasp!

"Yeah, I didn't expect to make so much money!"

Ling Xiao was also a little emotional, but he was not too shocked when he thought about the fact that he was printing ghost money with a group of ghost kings and zombie kings. With so many evil ghosts and zombies, the printing speed was at least the workload of more than a thousand people. A normal Yin Qiansi Yincha, with his subordinates and apprentices, could only hire about ten workers at most.

In other words, Ling Xiao and his team worked for ten days, which was equivalent to the output of a hundred Yin Qiansi Yincha in ten days.

More than 20,000 yuan, it was not so incredible!

"This money is basically earned by your evil spirits. You can take the 20,000, and the remaining 3,700 will be just enough for the next batch of materials! You just need to get back the original capital!"

Uncle Jiu thought for a while and spoke with a smile!

The original capital for buying materials was paid by Ling Xiao

, and now it is just right to return it to Ling Xiao! Although it will be like not making a penny after buying the materials, as long as the remaining batch of goods is finished and given out, and Ling Xiao's part is given, the remaining plus the original capital will directly reach 7,000 or 8,000!

Earned 7,000 or 8,000 in more than 20 days.

Uncle Jiu was very satisfied after just writing a few words.

After all, if it weren't for the help of all the evil spirits and zombies of Ling Xiao, they could only earn a few hundred dollars in 20 days at most. If it was in the past, Uncle Jiu would definitely be very excited.

But compared with now, it is too much less!

"Well, OK, I won't be polite then!"

Ling Xiao thought about it. Although he was not short of money now, he did almost everything by himself. To be honest, getting these 20,000 yuan was not a big deal.

Seeing Ling Xiao accept it, Uncle Jiu nodded with satisfaction.

"But this time we have snatched the business of more than 20 surrounding towns at once. I wonder if other colleagues will scold us!"

Uncle Jiu said a little embarrassedly!

"Curse? Most of them know that ghost money cannot be printed casually, but they still print it. It is considered as deliberately cheating ordinary people.

How dare they come to us to curse! ?

Besides, after we take away their business, they don’t need to do this business anymore, and they can stay in hell for hundreds of years less. Then they will thank us!"

Ling Xiao laughed and joked after listening.

He naturally knew that he would curse. After all, it is really a happy thing for a group of people selling fakes to be hit by the dimensionality reduction of those selling real goods.

Of course, the reason why their business is so good is mainly because so many people died in the incident of Xu Dashuai's mansion in the provincial capital, which directly spread the names of Uncle Jiu and Ling Xiao to everyone.

With Xu Dashuai like him to help promote it,���Uncle Jiu's business is naturally not bad.

Moreover, as long as the first few people bought the ghost money printed by Uncle Jiu and burned it for their relatives, many people actually had their dead relatives come to them in their dreams within a short period of time.

These relatives who received the money were happy to say that they were the only ones in the whole underworld who could receive the money from the underworld.

Only when you have money can you find connections to come to you in your dreams.

And it is not just one family that received these relatives' dreams, but almost 80% or even 90% of the people received relatives' dreams.

This made the people who originally trusted Uncle Jiu even crazier.

Therefore, when they went to deliver the goods this time, Uncle Jiu and Ling Xiao were almost surrounded and couldn't come back!

It was not easy to come back after receiving the volume for another ten days.

And the rest, after not being able to buy Uncle Jiu's ghost money, can only buy those fake money!

Of course, there are many people who choose fake money. After all, fake ghost money is too cheap. One dollar can buy hundreds of billions or even trillions of taels.

But Uncle Jiu can only buy more than one million taels.

And Uncle Jiu's big bills are five thousand taels each, and one dollar can buy a small stack. It looks really small.

Of course, although they are all ghost money, you can tell at a glance that Uncle Jiu and his are disrespectful and exquisite, and there are many anti-counterfeiting marks. They look much more high-end than some silver notes from silver shops.

As long as 0.7 is a small amount of money, people naturally don’t mind buying Uncle Jiu’s

"Master, something bad has happened, Master!!"

However, at this moment, Wencai Qiusheng suddenly rushed in with a look of panic!

"What's going on? Why are you so flustered? Where's your junior brother? Where did you take him?"

Seeing the two boys come back, Uncle Jiu said to them angrily.

""Oh no, Master. When we went to look for Master's Aunt just now, we found that she was burning all over and seemed to be dying!"

Qiu Sheng said hurriedly!

"Yes, yes, Junior Brother is taking care of him, so we came to call you quickly. I think Junior Sister must want to see you one last time!"

Wencai also said quickly!

"Humph, I won't go. I know she has ulterior motives! If you are sick, why don't you let your senior brother go?"

Uncle Jiu said disdainfully when he heard this.

"Master, Master's aunt is really going to get into trouble. If you don't go now, you may never see her again!"

Wencai got anxious when he saw that Uncle Jiu was not fooled!

"Forget it, Wencai. Since the master is so heartless, let's go see the master's aunt first. At worst, we can mourn for her after she dies!!"

Qiu Sheng, who was standing by, also used the method of provoking the other party directly, and pulled Wencai away!

Listening to what these two brats said, Uncle Jiu was also a little suspicious.

""Master, let's go take a look. Maybe Master is really ill! ? If you don't go, it won't be good to be angry when she gets better, right?"

Ling Xiao smiled and stood up.

"That's right! Your nun is the most stingy!"

Uncle Jiu thought for a while and nodded.

However, Qiu Shengwen, who was hiding at the door, saw this scene and immediately ran towards the Taoist temple excitedly.

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"Excuse me, can these spirit babies here really make me pregnant?"

In the Taoist temple, a young woman in her twenties walked into the temple and looked at the wall of spirit babies and asked curiously!

"Yes, Miss, if you want, just pick one. Go back and eat the pills on their necks with your husband and you will get pregnant!"

Zhe Gu also explained with a smile.

"Aunt Master, my master is here!!"

However, at this moment, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai also rushed in.

""Ah? Really? Great!! Miss, just pick one!"

Zhe Gu's eyes lit up and she ran away.

The young woman also picked on the wall, and soon she noticed two evil babies of different colors.

And the two evil babies were blindfolded with a yellow talisman paper.

"Hey! Why are they still blindfolded?"

The young woman opened the eyes of one of the evil babies out of curiosity!

""Buzz!!!"

Instantly, a force shot out from the evil baby's eyes and directly flowed into the young woman's body.

At this moment, the evil baby directly attached to the young woman.

Under his control, the young woman directly held the two evil baby sculptures and left the Taoist temple.

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On this side, Zhe Gu was lying on the bed, Qiu Sheng, Wen Cai and Chu Liu were guarding beside her, and Uncle Jiu and Ling Xiao also walked in!