Zombieland: I Have a Tomb of God

Seeing Uncle Jiu coming in, Qiu Sheng spoke immediately!

"Well, Ling Xiao, hurry up and take a look!"

Uncle Jiu quickly spoke to Ling Xiao.、

""Ahem, Master, I can't cure Master's illness!"

Ling Xiao said helplessly as he looked at Master Zhe lying on the bed with a red face.

"What? You can’t even cure it! ?"

Uncle Jiu was immediately anxious!

"Yes, it can't be cured. Master's illness is not an ordinary one, it's a fire bath! Only you, Master, can cure it!!"

Ling Xiao smiled and spoke. Hearing his words, Uncle Jiu rolled his eyes instantly.

Speechlessly, he looked at Aunt Zhe lying on the bed with a ruddy face.

Aunt Zhe was a cultivator, so she naturally had a great figure. Coupled with the cheongsam she was wearing and her ruddy face, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but shyly move his eyes away!

""Ahem, you guys go out first, I'll treat your master's aunt!"

But Uncle Jiu still suppressed himself, and then spoke to several fellow disciples helplessly.

He untied his belt and tied up Zhegu directly.、

"Damn, the master is really going to do this!"

Qiu Sheng, who was standing by, widened his eyes and couldn't help but exclaimed

"It seems that Master's urine will no longer be that of a boy!"

Wencai also said with emotion.

"So should we leave now?"

Chuliu also asked quickly!

"Let's go, do you want to peek here?

Ling Xiao smiled and said, then he glanced at Zhe Gu and she blinked.

Zhe Gu immediately understood and blinked as well!

Everything was within Ling Xiao's calculations!

Before Ling Xiao took Wencai, Qiu Sheng and the others away, he suddenly flicked his finger.

Instantly, a stream of energy shot out!

""Poof!!!"

Then, a stick of incense in Zhegu's room was lit.

As the door closed, the smell of the incense began to spread throughout the room.

"Junior sister, just scream as much as you want, it will be fine once you scream out!"

Uncle Jiu said slowly.

"Hmm! Senior Brother, come here!!"

Zhe Gu said with a ruddy face

"Okay, here I come!"

After Uncle Jiu finished speaking, he looked at the Zhegu who was tied up by him, then lifted up her soles and took out a chopstick to scrape them!

"Ahahahahaha!!"

Instantly, Zhegu screamed out of itchiness.

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When the people outside heard this, their hearts skipped a beat.

"Wow, is the master so powerful! ?"

"Nonsense, he is at least a great cultivator at the seventh level of the Earth Rank!"

"I just don’t know if Master-aunt will be able to go out tomorrow!"

"It should be fine! Master said so, so she is also a powerful earth master!"

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Wencai Qiusheng was eavesdropping and discussing quietly.

Ling Xiao on the side was laughing.

""Master, let's see if you can dodge this time!"

Ling Xiao smiled.

At this time, Uncle Jiu's face in the room turned red as time went by, and his eyes became blurry!

The strength in his hands also began to weaken.

""Brother, what's wrong with you? 08? How about I take a look at you!!"

Seeing that the time was right, Zhe Gu broke free from her restraints and whispered something in Uncle Jiu's ear.

However, as soon as she said this, Uncle Jiu's head suddenly exploded!

"There is a problem!!!"

Uncle Jiu's face changed drastically, and he quickly pushed Zhe Gu away, stood up in an instant and rushed out the door.

"Boom!!!

With a loud bang, the door burst open, frightening Wencai Qiusheng, who was hiding nearby and eavesdropping.

"Oh my god, why did the master run away! ?"

"Didn’t anything happen just now?!"

"Well, I thought there was a master's wife, but now she's gone!"

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Wencai Qiusheng was helpless when he saw this scene. Ling Xiao who was not far away was also speechless.

"This can make Master run away, Master's endurance is indeed unmatched by ordinary people! If I had known earlier, I would have used a stronger potion."

Ling Xiao couldn't help but say with admiration!

However, his muttering was heard by the three brothers beside him!

"Oh my god, Senior Brother, you are more cruel than us. You actually drugged the master!"

"Wow, Big Brother, the mighty image of you in my mind is gone!"

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Wencai Qiusheng looked at Ling Xiao in surprise and said.

Even Chuliu looked at Ling Xiao and quickly dodged a few steps.

"How is my image? Do I need your approval? Besides, Master is such a blockhead. If we, his disciples, don’t give him a push, I’m afraid I’ll be single for the rest of my life!"

Ling Xiao rolled his eyes.

"That makes sense! That makes sense!"

"I think so too!"

Wencai Qiusheng nodded in agreement when he heard it!

""Brother, you ran away this time, let's see how you run next time! I will wait for you to come back!"

At this time, Zhe Gu also rushed out and shouted at Uncle Jiu's back!

Uncle Jiu, who had already run far away, staggered and fell to the ground in fear. It took him a while to get up.

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In the following days, Uncle Jiu was a little absent-minded, and he kept looking at the door from time to time, fearing that Zhe Gu would come to find him.

Fortunately, Zhe Gu had Ling Xiao as a planner, so she resisted the urge to come to find Uncle Jiu.

"Master, if you really miss your aunt, go find her!"

"Yes, Master, today is the hundredth time that you have watched the gate!"

Wencai Qiusheng complained while practicing boxing!

"Senior brother is right. Master, if you really like Master Aunt, you must not give up. If you are really embarrassed, I will write you a love letter!"

Even Chuliu started to suggest.

When Uncle Jiu heard it, he immediately recalled the scene of that day, and his old face instantly turned red.

"Practice well, and don't get involved in the master's affairs!"

However, before Uncle Jiu could say anything, Ling Xiao on the side spoke directly. As soon as he said this, the three brothers were speechless. You told us not to get involved, but you used the medicine. You almost tied Uncle Jiu up and threw him on the bed of the master's aunt.

Now, Uncle Jiu thought that the medicine was made by Wencai Qiu Sheng.

He had no idea that the real sinister person was the eldest brother.

"Excuse me, is this Master Zhengying's house? ?

However, at this moment, a delicate girl's voice came from the door. Hearing this voice, Wencai Qiusheng immediately looked towards the door.

Suddenly, the two saw a cute girl of about 14 or 15 years old walking in.

"I am Lin Zhengying. I wonder what the girl wants to talk to me about! ?"

Uncle Jiu was stunned and walked over to ask curiously.

"Hey, big brother, isn't the master's name Lin Fengjiao? Why is there another name called Lin Zhengying! ?"

Wencai was stunned when he heard Uncle Jiu's words!

"Yes, we all thought that the master was called Lin Jiu before, and Lin Fengjiao only found out recently!"

Qiu Sheng was also a little confused

"Wow, the master has so many names!"

Chu Liu exclaimed directly, adding Yimei Taoist, that's four names!

"This is a bit complicated to explain.

The name given to Master by his parents was Lin Fengjiao.

However, after Master's parents passed away, Master's aunt felt that this name was not suitable for a young man.

After consulting Master, she changed his name to Lin Zhengying.

After that, Master went to Maoshan to learn martial arts.

Because he entered the martial arts late, he was the ninth disciple of his class to become a first-level earth master and officially join the Maoshan list.

Therefore, he was ranked ninth among all the disciples and was called Maoshan Lin Jiu!

As for Yimei, it was Master's Taoist name!

It was mainly named after Master's eyebrows!

Of course, Master could only use Lin Fengjiao in many cases, because it was given by his parents, and only this name was recorded in the Book of Life and Death in the underworld!

So in the future, you must not name your children casually!"

Ling Xiao smiled and explained to the three junior brothers the origin of Uncle Jiu's name!

After hearing it, they all suddenly realized it.

However, among so many names, Wencai Qiusheng still likes Lin Fengjiao!

Hehe, after all, he can use it to tease Uncle Jiu!

"Let's go and take a look!!"

After saying this, Ling Xiao led the three of them towards Uncle Jiu and the little girl.

"Master Zhengying, my brother-in-law has recently contracted a strange disease, and my sister is very anxious and wants you to help take a look!"

The little girl spoke to Uncle Jiu anxiously.

""Oh!? Your sister is looking for my master? Then what's your sister's name!?"

At this moment, Ling Xiao came over and asked knowingly!

The little girl heard someone talking and looked over. She immediately saw a handsome boy of about the same age as her. She couldn't help blushing.

She had never seen such a charming peer before.

"My sister's name is Michelle, and she is a good friend of Master Zhengying!"

The little girl answered quickly!

"What? It's Lian Mei!?"

Uncle Jiu's eyes suddenly shrank sharply.

""Brother, who is Michelle? Why does the master look so shocked?"

Chuliu asked curiously!

"Michelle is the master's childhood sweetheart!"

Qiu Sheng immediately laughed.

Chu Liu suddenly realized

"By the way, your sister is Michelle, what about you? What's your name?"

Qiu Sheng immediately walked over and started to chat with the girl with a smile.

"My name is Nianying, which was given to me by my sister!

Nianying said innocently.

"Nianying! ?"

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As soon as Nian Ying said this, all the disciples looked at Uncle Jiu at the same time.

Uncle Jiu was sweating profusely when he heard it. This Nian Ying looked only about fifteen years old.

And this age was exactly the year when he returned from studying!

That year, Michelle's father passed away, leaving her pregnant mother, and Uncle Jiu did not come back. In order to support her pregnant mother and her unborn sister, Michelle could only marry Dalong who had always pursued and liked him.

However, if she had waited for Uncle Jiu for a few more months, Uncle Jiu would have come back!

Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but sigh in his heart!

He and Sister Lian were never destined to be together!

"Since it is Sister Lian who invited us, then we should all go and have a look! You wait for me to dress up."

Uncle Jiu thought for a while and spoke directly!

After saying that, Uncle Jiu went straight back to the room.

"Hello, my name is Qiu Sheng, Nian Ying, right? How old are you now?"

"My name is Wencai. I wonder what you like? Do you have any hobbies?"

After Uncle Jiu left, Qiu Sheng and Wencai started to check Nianying's household registration!

"I am about to turn fifteen, I like flowers and making cakes! The cakes I make are delicious!"

But the simple Nianying didn't know anything and answered whatever people asked.

"Soon to be fifteen!? Oh, by the way, Big Brother, are you also fifteen!?"

At this moment, Chuliu asked curiously.

"That's right, in a few months it will be my sixteenth birthday! Why are you asking this?"

Ling Xiao asked with some confusion!

"Oh~~ Senior Brother, are you just fifteen years old? I remember you said that you were just born when Master picked you up, and Master had just returned from Yunling Town before he picked you up! And Miss Nianying is just over fourteen years old! ?"

Chuliu started to analyze it instantly!

"Hmm!? So what?"

Ling Xiao was a little confused, not knowing what Chu Liu was going to say.

"Then what do you think, could Nianying actually be the illegitimate daughter of the master and her sister! ?" (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

However, Chuliu spoke to Ling Xiao quietly!

As soon as he said this, Ling Xiao was instantly speechless!

"It's a pity that you don't write novels, you can even associate this!"

Ling Xiao rolled his eyes speechlessly. Although the time point was a little off, but if he thought about it carefully, it was not impossible. Nian Ying was born fourteen years ago, which means she was conceived fifteen years ago. The time just matched.

But there is a big loophole here, that is, since Uncle Jiu has gone back, how could Michelle be married to Dalong!?

But there is a possibility, right? Thinking of this, Ling Xiao closed his eyes and checked the record of Nian Ying in his sea of consciousness!

And at this glance, Ling Xiao found that the other party's father column was indeed not Uncle Jiu.

"Fortunately, she is not the master's daughter, otherwise it would be troublesome!"

Ling Xiao also breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, Michelle is already married, and if an illegitimate daughter popped out, it would be a big deal.[]

But Ling Xiao soon laughed. The master's boy's urine was a weapon he often used to kill enemies.

If he had a daughter, how could he still use it! ?

"I'm ready, let's go!!"

However, at this moment, Uncle Jiu's voice was heard by everyone.

Everyone looked at Uncle Jiu in an instant, and everyone present was stunned.

Uncle Jiu was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, holding a small cane in his hand, looking very gentlemanly!

"Oh my god, big brother, when did the master buy this set of clothes!? How come we have never seen him wear it!?"

Wencai Qiusheng was instantly curious!

"Have you forgotten that when Father Wu came to Renjia Town to preach, he distributed suits?

The mayor gave away several suits to please the master, so I helped the master collect them!"

Ling Xiao spoke directly!

"Wow!! Aren’t we at a loss? If we had known earlier, we would have kept a few suits!"

Wencai Qiusheng was immediately confused when he heard this. What a pity, a suit, this thing is very expensive!

"Nianying, let's go, you lead the way!!"

Uncle Jiu also came over and spoke to Nianying.

""Okay, Master Zhengying!"

Nianying nodded her head quickly.

Then, under her guidance, the group walked out of the town.

After Dalong joined the army and became a warlord, he went to a town not far away and built a huge manor!

After all, that town was much richer than the newly developed Yunling Town!

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"Wife, wife!!"

At the same time, in a manor, a middle-aged man with a mustache in a handsome suit walked into the villa and shouted.

This man was Dalong.

There were many soldiers standing guard in various places in the manor and villa.

"Reporting to the commander, the young mistress is out!"

At this time, a soldier ran out and said hurriedly!

"What happened? You're still running around with a big belly!"

Da Long was immediately angry when he heard this. If she accidentally got a miscarriage, wouldn't that be bad?

But he was soon interrupted by the itchiness of his fingers.

"Oh, it's so itchy, hurry up and bring that thing over here!"

Dalong said to the soldier quickly.

""Here, Marshal!"

The soldier quickly took out a brick for sharpening nails.

Dalong quickly rubbed it!

""Oh, it's so comfortable!"

Dalong instantly enjoyed it with a smile on his face.

"Report to the commander-in-chief, it's time to eat!"

At this moment, a soldier shouted

""Okay, okay, I'll be right there!"

Dalong's eyes lit up when he heard about eating. He didn't know why he was always hungry recently!

He left his head, which had been worn out by him, and ran to the restaurant.

However, as soon as he came in, he saw several soldiers squatting in the middle of the table. The center of the table was also hollowed out!

"What are you guys doing here?"

Dalong was speechless instantly!

"I don't know, Marshal, it was all arranged by the chef!!"

Several soldiers said hurriedly

"I see, but didn't we say we were going to have a meal? Why isn't there any food?"

Da Long sat on the main seat and spoke curiously.

"Here it comes, the food is here!!"

At this moment, a fat chef came out.

And this fat chef was wearing Dongyang clothes.

"Why are you dressed like this? Do you want to be a Japanese? And what are you going to eat today! ?"

Dalong said speechlessly after glancing at the chef!

"Because we are going to eat Dongyang's sashimi today, Marshal!"

The chef smiled and clapped his hands. In an instant, servants came in with plates of sushi and sashimi and placed them in the hands of the soldiers in the middle!

"What is Sashimi?!"

Da Long was stunned.

"It's sushi, Dashuai, come and try it!!"

The chef quickly picked up a piece of sushi and handed it to Dalong1

"Hmm? Not bad!!"

After eating one, Dalong's eyes suddenly brightened up.

"And this is lobster sashimi, dipped in this Vasadi, which is mustard sauce and soy sauce, it is the best! It will make the Marshal feel like he is ascending to heaven!"

The chef quickly recommended it.

"What is this Vasadi? Can it be eaten?"

However, when he saw the big green dragon, he immediately felt disgusted!

"It's Dongyang chili sauce!" the chef said quickly.

""Oh! Let me try it!"

Dalong was stunned, then curiously took a lump and put it directly into his mouth.

In an instant, his face changed.

"Ah!!!!!"

He screamed and stood up with his mouth wide open.

"You lied to me, I'm going to shoot you!!"

Dalong took out a pistol with a painful look on his face and pointed it directly at the chef's forehead.

""Master, don't underestimate it! It can send the taste of seafood from your mouth to your brain, then to the back of your head, and then to your tailbone, making your whole body feel comfortable and enjoyable!"

The chef was so scared that he cried and explained.

"I don’t like eating Vasadi!"

Dalong roared instantly!

"If you don’t want to eat it, then don’t eat it!" the chef said aggrievedly!

"Humph!!!"

Dalong said coldly, then sat down and started eating something else!

"Marshal, take your time eating!"

The chef did not dare to say anything more and quickly went to prepare the remaining 933 dishes.

At this time, Uncle Jiu and his party, led by Nian Ying, came to the gate of the manor.

After being screened by the guards, they entered the manor.

""Brother-in-law, I'm back!!!"

However, at this moment, a happy voice came from outside the door, and Nianying ran in with a smile.

Uncle Jiu and others also followed in.

"Nianying is back! Just in time for dinner!"

Dalong said without raising his head when he heard the voice.

"Brother-in-law, my sister asked me to find a doctor to help you check your illness!"

Nianying quickly spoke to Dalong!

""Huh? I'm not sick. Except that my feet are a little stiff, my nails are a little long, and my neck is a little itchy, there's nothing wrong with me!"

Dalong immediately started to defend himself when he heard Nianying say he was sick.

He scratched his neck.

At this time, there was a huge tooth mark on his neck and the skin around it began to rot.

"Wow, Master, he was bitten by a zombie!"

Qiu Sheng spoke immediately!

"I remember this feeling, it seemed quite comfortable when it itched!"

Wencai, who was bitten by a zombie when he was a child, also spoke!

"Judging from his appearance, it should have happened in the past two days, but he hasn't mutated yet. It seems that the zombie that bit him is just a black zombie, and it won't be more than a white zombie at most!"

Ling Xiao also analyzed it.

"Brother-in-law, don't be like this. This is also my sister's intention!"

Nianying immediately persuaded Dalong

""Oh, I see, I see. By the way, who did you invite?"

Dalong nodded when he heard this.

He looked towards the door, but when he saw the person coming, he was stunned.

"It's Master Zhengying!"

Nianying said quickly

"Dalong, long time no see!!"

Uncle Jiu looked at Dalong and spoke with some emotion!

"Wow, it turns out to be you, Douchiying! ? When did you come back?"

After seeing that the person who came was Uncle Jiu, Dalong couldn't help but exclaimed, and at the same time he became alert.

This man is his wife's old lover. If it weren't for Douchiying, he would have married Michelle long ago. Why did he have to wait so long!?

"I just came back. I didn't expect that after not seeing you for more than 20 years, you have become a great general!"

Uncle Jiu sighed. Time flies so fast!

"Since you are here, let's eat together! Come on, give them some stools!"

Da Long looked at Uncle Jiu warily, but still told his men to speak.

"Then we, the master and the disciple, will not be polite!"

Uncle Jiu sat down without any hesitation.

"By the way, Master, why does he call you Douchiying?"

"Yes, Master, why do you have another name?"

Wencai Qiu Sheng immediately asked curiously!

Hearing this, Uncle Jiu was speechless. He himself didn't know he had this nickname.

But Dalong was happy.

"So you are all Douchiying's disciples. Didn't your master get this name because he became a Taoist priest? People in the village all called him Taoist Ying, and after a while it became Douchiying!":

Dalong immediately smiled and explained.

He was very happy to be able to hurt Uncle Jiu.

After all, enemies meet..

"Why are you asking so many questions? Eat!"

After hearing this, Uncle Jiu complained to Wencai Qiu Sheng!

""Master, this is called sushi, you have to eat it with soy sauce!"

Chuliu, who was standing by, quickly reminded him.

"So that's it!!"

Uncle Jiu nodded, picked up a piece of sashimi with chopsticks, dipped it in soy sauce and started eating.

The other people did the same.

""Hmm!! ?"

Suddenly, a fresh smell made Uncle Jiu and Wencai Qiu Sheng's eyes light up.

This thing is quite delicious.

The main thing is that this taste is different from the Chinese food you usually eat.

Ling Xiao has eaten a lot in his previous life, but this is the first time in this life, so it's not bad.

"Dalong, are there any activities recently?"

Uncle Jiu was eating while trying to find something to talk about!

"Ah, I get up early in the morning to eat, then take a nap in the living room after eating, then have lunch, then take a nap after eating, then have dinner after waking up, then sleep again after dinner, then eat again after sleeping!

Oh, actually my life is very hard!"

Hearing Uncle Jiu's words, Dalong instantly looked miserable and Versailles