magic eye doctor

Chapter 730 If You Have Farts (3 More)

Liu Shao finally completed the task, went home and slept beautifully, and without waiting for his family to urge him, he got up in the dark on Monday, carried his simple luggage and went back to Qingda to be a good student.

He was on the first subway in the morning. Even if he took a few bus trips, it would still be early for him to return to Qingda University. He went back to the dormitory first, and when Faxiaoxingxing came back, he had to vomit a lot to explain his mission. It's not easy and how tired he is, and at the end he also shows the dark circles under his eyes.

There was a guy who pretended to be weak and cute even though he didn't have dark circles under his eyes. Yan Xing was also drunk, so he had to pretend to be stunned as if he didn't notice his good spirit, so as not to hurt the little brother's glass heart.

Because the guy was chattering endlessly, he couldn't help pouring cold water: "Xiangyang, have you made progress on your mission? I haven't gained anything for so long. Did someone with higher technology than yours fool you?"

"What? You dare to look down on brother?" Liu Xiangyang jumped: "No harvest has nothing to do with level, it's because others don't work at all, what can I do?"

"Or, it's not what we imagined, and other people's homes are also civilians?"

"I can't wash away the suspicion so quickly at the moment," Liu Xiangyang touched his chin, and after a second he was excited: "Xiaoxingxing, you are running around with little loli, have you encountered anything exciting?"

"Take it down. Little Loli was a blockbuster at the sports meeting, and she was in the limelight. Moving her would be like stabbing a swarm of hornets. Who would jump out and die at this time? If something really exciting happened, it must have been done by an organization. The decision to destroy Little Lolita at any cost was us who feared at that time. Oh, by the way, we have received clues that a certain underworld organization on a treasure island outside Hong Kong has recently been in frequent contact with the M National Youth Club. You should focus on monitoring. ."

"I know, I scare brother every time." Liu Xiangyang rolled his eyes dissatisfied, took out a few snacks and put them in the dormitory, and went to class with Fa Xiao.

Yan Xing didn't tell his brother that he was going to receive acupuncture in the afternoon. He took half a day of class, stayed up until noon to eat with Liu in the cafeteria, took a break on the lawn in the morning, and went his separate ways in the afternoon when class was about to start.

Others went to class, but Yan Xing went the opposite way and drove the car to go for a walk. When the students were in class, they rushed to the Xueba Building, carrying their own backpacks with clothes and supplies, and the sparse vegetables that they had bought. Go up to the fourth floor happily and report to Little Loli.

Handsome Yan didn't come to occupy the land in the morning, and he was really punctual until the afternoon, and Le Yun was also quite surprised. He opened the door and let him enter the dormitory, but when he saw the large and small bags he brought in, he almost wanted to fly and kick it over. He: "Yan, how many days are you going to eat?"

"I haven't wanted to eat for many days. I'll have one tonight. If you don't mind, it will be more perfect if you let me have two meals tomorrow at noon and evening."

The strange little loli frowned again, ran away like a swallow flying, put the bought vegetables next to the small refrigerator, and ran to the place where the little loli lined up the medical tools and sat down, be obedient. patient.

Handsome Yan's skin is as thick as an iron plate, Le Yun is about to vomit blood, gouging out his eyes hatefully: "I'm daydreaming, thinking that I'll compromise if I buy a bunch of ingredients? The big deal is to throw it away, I won't give it to you. Be a nanny."

Little Loli glared angrily, Yan Xing was afraid that she would avenge her private revenge when she was doing acupuncture and moxibustion.

No one confronted him, Le Yun blew his beard and stared at the Yan people a few times, but he could only calm down. Seeing someone in Yan sitting with Zhang Jun's face and acting cute at himself, with his hands on his hips, he stared fiercely at him: "Pess it. What? If you don't take off your clothes, do you want me to help you?"

囧, the little loli with fried hair is unreasonable, Yan Xing is embarrassed, she quietly turned her face, unbuttoned the buttons silently, just loosened the buttons, felt a little embarrassed, and quietly aimed at the little loli , want to observe her micro-expression.

With a glance, he saw the strange little loli glaring at him, looking like he was about to breathe fire. He was afraid that the little loli would say that he was grinding or that he was mother-in-law. The clothes that will hinder the acupuncture will be removed.

In order to prevent the sweat from getting my elbows on my clothes during acupuncture, I deliberately threw the clothes on the stack of books and put them on the pile of books, and put the shoes and children away from them. Hold your waist and lie down obediently like a zombie.

When handsome Yan is unreliable, he is shameless. When he is good, he is as honest as a cow. Le Yun is angry and funny. He stretched his toes and kicked him: "I haven't taken the medicine yet.

Yan Xing's face became hot again, blushing and a fish turned over and sat up, pretending to be calm to remain calm, but his heart beat extremely powerfully.

There was a handsome guy who blushed like boiled shrimp and didn't know where to put his eyes. Le Yun was instantly happy, dragged his box and jar with the pills and concoction to his side, and found out a mask to put on and dispense the medicine with agile hands and feet. A total of three bowls of medicinal soup were prepared, and a handful of pills were found for Yanren to eat, so that he could drink the medicinal soup again.

Yan Xing refused to accept the medicine, swallowed ten pills in one go, drank the three bowls of medicine soup one by one, and fell back to lie down with a "bang".

The first feeling of lying down to put the corpse was very refreshing. The aroma of medicine came out of my mouth, and my whole body was warm. After about ten minutes, my stomach burned like a fire. Little Loli, I'm hot."

"Hold on." Le Yun continued to dispense the medicinal soup without even raising her head.

Yan Xing pursed his lips and endured the burning heartburn. After a while, his stomach seemed to freeze again, his whole body trembled with cold, and he shouted bitterly, "Little Loli, I'm cold."

"Hold it up." It's not normal to be cold, it's normal to be cold
After getting the two words that Little Lolita described lightly, Yan Xing desperately wanted to learn from girls, if he cried, would Little Loli feel distressed?

He hadn't decided whether to cry or not, but the coldness that could turn people into ice balls disappeared again, and a bitter taste filled his stomach, as if soaking in bitter water.

"Little Loli, I suffer."

"Be patient."

"..." Yan Xing endured it, and soon the bitter taste was gone, the sour water surged up, almost pouring out of his throat, and his whole face contorted; "Little Loli, it's so sour."

"You are sour, I am not sour." Le Yun smiled and corrected Yanren's statement.

Yan Xing pursed his lips so as not to spit out sour water. When he was so sour that he felt sour bubbling all over his body, his stomach became spicy, as if he had eaten a few bowls of rice peppers and Chaotianzi peppers.

"Little Loli, I've become a chili."

"Be patient."

Forbearance, Yan Xing endured, the spicy taste disappeared, and after a few minutes, a stench like a cesspool emanated from his body and mouth, and the whole person was not well at that time, and roared in grief and indignation: "Little Loli, I don't want to become a stinky person, It stinks!"

There was a handsome guy who was so handsome and angry that he kept yelling, Le Yun was also drunk, and choked back in annoyance: "Whatever you shout, I don't think your odor has smothered my territory, you can make a sound like that. The scream of being raped?"

"Little Loli, save me, don't let me become a dung beetle, it smells so bad, I'm going to stink to death!" The stench emanated from her whole body, and Yan Xing's heart was about to tremble. Xiang, if he becomes a stinky person, how will he protect the little loli in the future?Little Loli will despise him.

"Hold on, this is the type and origin of the toxins lurking in your body. The toxins are being triggered by catalysts. When they are activated, from latent to active, you can prescribe the right medicine and force them out of the body the same."

"Mmmmmm, I'll bear it, I bear it, I bear it..." Yan Xing responded frequently, but he was heartbroken, and made such a big embarrassment in front of Little Loli, how would he be allowed to behave in the future.

After holding it for a long time, when the smell came out of my body again, I couldn't help crying again: "Little Loli, I've become a hot and sour powder."

5 minutes later: "Little Lolita, have I turned into wine?"

Seven minutes later: "Little Lolita, I seem to have turned into a dessert."

After 10 minutes: "Little Lolita, I seem to smell broken rotten eggs."

After another 3 minutes: "Little Loli, is this bad potato smell?"

The handsome young man was chattering, he couldn't control his breath, "Pfft", the voice was loud and loud, the portion was huge, and the taste was super strong.

The handsome young man who was still shouting and shouting just now blushed instantly and wanted to hide his head in his crotch, but because he had nowhere to hide, he closed his eyes and thought he was a thousand-year-old zombie.

He wanted to endure it, but his stomach refused to cooperate, and he always wanted to drill out when he had gas. In order not to lose his old face, Yan Xing could only hold back, his shoulders were shaking, he couldn't hold back. , little by little, intermittent exhaust.

"If you have a fart, let it go, don't hold it back, one fart is smashed into a dozen little farts, and you are not tired." It is reasonable that the handsome guy should enter the stage of mad exhausting, but the handsome guy held back his fart, so he blushed and had a thick neck. I don't know what's going on in his head at all.

The handsome young man, who was holding his breath, almost didn't come up and let his breath pass. Fortunately, his anger did not go up. , one breath is seven or eight loud farts, and the taste is also very rich, bad egg, bad banana, bad apple, rotten grass, and animal poop. The air is stinky.

After farting loudly and exhausting the exhaust gas, his stomach felt comfortable, but his nose suffered, and Yan Xing himself took two breaths by accident to inhale the smelly air.His 28-year-old face has become a passerby with him, and the handsome man has become a fart man, what face is there!
"Handsome guy, cheat the corpse, then drink the medicine." After choking the time, Le Yun stretched out her foot and kicked Yan, who was pretending to be dead. That guy was so big that he still played tricks and closed his eyes, thinking that others couldn't see him. ?
Yan Xing, who pretended to be dead, sat up on his back without saying a word, looked at the little loli with his handsome face that was red and purple, and then looked at the medicine. Looking at the little loli, there is still the lingering shock of fear of the medicine soup in her eyes.

"What are you afraid of, the three Indians dare to drink the Ganges River water full of corpses and excrement and urine. You are drinking the clean medicinal soup. Be brave and kill it."

"Little Lolita, will she turn into a stinky person after drinking it, or will she fart?" Yan Xing was so frustrated that he really didn't have the courage to drink the medicine. Little Lolita's medicine was so magical that no one could imagine what kind of chemistry would happen. Reaction physical reaction.

"Where can a big man come from so much nonsense, don't drink it and pull it down." The handsome guy flinched, looking at the medicine soup as if he was looking at a poisonous snake, Le Yun rolled his eyes angrily, he was not afraid of death, but also afraid of drinking medicine?Definitely the wrong way to play today.

"I drink, I drink, I drink, don't be angry, little Loli, if I drink the medicine and fart, don't say it."

The strange little loli showed signs of getting angry again, Yan Xing hesitated for a second, picked up the medicinal soup, closed her breath and drank it, then drank the second and third bowls, and drank three bowls in a row. He also drank the water from the bowl, leaned back, and slammed down to the ground again.

The handsome guy was lying on the ground with a corpse and was very well behaved, Le Yun stretched out, took off his waist clothes and threw them on top of the stack of books, stood up, put the needle cover on his shoulders, and took a dozen needles in each hand. , turn on the special function of the eyes to find the acupuncture points, the hands are bursting, the slender gold needles and silver needles are flying, and they are accurately nailed to the handsome guy Yan.

Yan Xing was lying on the corpse and kept his eyes closed and dared not look at Little Lolita. She was afraid of farting again. She felt uneasy in her heart. When she felt the slight pain from ant bites, she was overjoyed. Little Loli helped him with acupuncture!

Little Loli went to work, indicating that there should be no more chaotic exhaust. He was calm, relaxed his limbs, and accepted the needles calmly. He felt the slight pain of the needles piercing the flesh, and became more and more relaxed.

Until...a needle pierced the man's most sensitive part, his relaxed nerves suddenly became tense, he secretly opened his eyes, and observed, his heart was drawn into a string, and the skin was as tight as the cowhide covered by the drum.

"Relax, what are you doing with the skin so tight? The muscles are so tight that it affects my needles." Yan Shuai was lying down, but suddenly the muscles all over his body were tense, hard as a stone, and it was inconvenient to pierce the needle, Le Yun thought about it. Stomping on someone's heart is already there, the restless guy is looking for scolding.

After being eaten at the head of the queue, Yan Xing pouted in grievance, but did not dare to defend himself, closed his eyes, relaxed his limbs, and did not dare to think and look around in order not to be scolded.

When he relaxes, Le Yun continues to needle, two pairs of silver needles are scattered and most of them are nailed to Yanren, making him a cactus full of thorns, then needles are inserted into his face and head, and the last needle is punctured. At the Baihui point on the top of his brain, the needle penetrated seven points into the flesh, leaving only a small part outside.

As soon as the needle went down, Yan Xing felt a sharp throbbing pain in his head first, and then his whole body was in severe pain, and even his consciousness was overwhelmed by the pain.

(End of this chapter)