Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 928 Flying Fish's Husband
I asked with an oh: "When will it open? Why don't I know?"

Yaoyang said with a smile: "Why do you have to let you know everything? Aren't you busy, are you obsessed with it? I didn't tell you because I was afraid you would be annoyed!"

I cut it and said, "Why would I bother with this kind of thing? Who did you invite? Let's hear it!"

Yaoyang opened a can of beer, took a big sip happily, and then pointed with his fingers: "Little Jay Chou, little Lin Junjie, and little Teresa Teng..."

I groaned and asked, "Why are you all small?"

Yaoyang pursed his lips and said: "I really want to invite a real person, but I have to get one. Don't look at where we are. If you want to talk about BJ, Shanghai, and Guangzhou, you might be able to invite them, but in our small county, No matter how much money you give, they won’t come!”

I asked curiously, "Then are these celebrities you invited?"

Yaoyang said proudly: "Why not a star, otherwise why would Zhiyuan beg me for a ticket in front of you?"

I said puzzledly: "Zhiyuan can't even get the ticket? I have to beg you? Are you so nervous?"

Zhiyuan nodded, and said with a little dissatisfaction: "I made up the matter, but in the end, he withheld all the tickets and didn't give me one!"

Yaoyang rolled his eyes at Zhiyuan and said, "What are you talking about! Didn't I give it to you? There are only 3000 tickets in total, 2700 of which are for sale, and the remaining 300 tickets are for the leaders at all levels. Less than 50 tickets, today you want two tickets, tomorrow she wants two tickets, I don’t have any of them myself! These tickets are all useful for me, and they are all used as gifts for relationship! People don’t usually give gifts or money, what should I do? Don't you rely on these to maintain? Why are you so ignorant!"

Zhiyuan pouted and said, "I want 3 tickets, isn't it too much? I'm the person in charge of a party sponsor, and I don't even have 3 tickets, so no one will believe me! People think I'm stingy! "

I hummed, and blamed Yaoyang, saying: "You are too stingy, and my own people don't get 10 or 8! How does Zhiyuan carry out his work! Zhiyuan, you too, why do you ask him to do this?" Ah? Are you still thinking about carrying me behind your back? Are you stupid? How nice of you to beg me!"

Zhiyuan pursed his lips and said, "Please, it's no use! He will definitely not give me any!"

I snorted and said, "He dares! I'm also one of the bosses! Yaoyang, give me 20 first, if it's not enough, I'll ask you for it!"

Yaoyang said with a look of disdain: "20? You're dreaming! No! Not even one! I've already arranged for it!"

After saying this, Xue Qi came up, stretched out her hands, and said to Yaoyang, "Where are my 10 tickets?"

Yaoyang didn't even look at us, took out a stack of tickets from his bag, and handed them to Xue Qi obediently, Xue Qi smiled at Zhiyuan and me, and walked down cheerfully.

This time, it completely annoyed Zhiyuan and me.

Zhiyuan protested: "Didn't you say that the tickets are reserved for the relationship? You gave 10 tickets all at once, isn't it too much?"

I didn't talk to him too much, I reached out and grabbed the bag from Yaoyang's hand, took out a thick wad of tickets, tore a wad of tickets to Zhiyuan, and said to Zhiyuan: "Run!"

Zhiyuan took the ticket, smiled and ran away!

Yaoyang said helplessly: "The good people let you do it, and this is for others!"

I cut it and said, "Who is it for? If you have benefits, you don't make it easy for your own people, but you should make good for outsiders first?"

Yaoyang sighed and said: "Big brother, you are really my big brother! It's not easy to offend outsiders, but it doesn't matter to your own people! The outsiders are all uncles. If I fail to follow my brother's relationship, I will lose my sister-in-law's heart! They are all with I want a ticket, but I really can't arrange it! The tickets in my hand are all bought with my own money!"

I chuckled and said, "You don't intend to be a scalper, do you?"

Yaoyang poohed me and said, "I'm the scalper of my own family, thank you for thinking of it!"

I laughed and said, "Then who knows!" Then I said earnestly: "Zhiyuan is the general manager, and there are quite a few people begging him. You have to establish some prestige for him, otherwise he will not be able to carry out his work in the future!"

Yaoyang hummed and said: "I know, but good people let you do it! I planned to give it to him too, your hands are faster than mine!"

I was puzzled and asked: "Why did you only sell 3000 tickets? Just sell more! Don't be so nervous!"

Yaoyang explained: "Our venue is only this big. We have to declare for such a large-scale event. 3000 people is the limit. Besides, there are too many people, and we can't manage it ourselves. What kind of stampede happened? Let's get things done!"

I groaned and said, "Really, tell me, what famous celebrity is there? I like Li Keqin very much, can you please come over?"

Yaoyang shook his head and said: "If you have money, you can't invite them. No big-name star is willing to come to a commercial show platform like ours. The main thing is to promote it, and the reputation is bad! You have to hire those second and third liners, waiting to use the money , just sing one or two songs and leave, only celebrities who make quick money! These celebrities are also very demanding, hotels, pick-ups, board and lodging are all left according to the contract, and they sing a few songs, what are they all? Songs? If you sing less, people still don’t want to, and if you sing too much, you have to pay more, it’s all a problem! If it’s not for promoting our ancient town, I’m really too lazy to do this!”

I admired: "You still have so much knowledge? You can find Mr. He and ask him to send out a few movie stars to come and cut the ribbon!"

Yaoyang shook his head and said, "There's no reason to harm our artists! The artists under our company are all in the style of literature and art! It's bad for our image to come to our platform! Shi Shi, I am I contacted him, and he found me two celebrities who were waiting for money. The price was negotiated, but there were too many things! We also need to control the emotions of the audience under our console, so we can’t be cold! You say, just those third and fourth tiers The singers who have only released one or two songs in their life, or have only listened to the songs, and don’t know who sang them. It’s just that when I saw them at the bottom of the stage, my first reaction was, who the fuck is this? Not to mention clapping your hands and applauding, it’s good if you don’t coax them off the stage! If you want to find it, you have to find it, a little famous, not too famous, the kind with familiar faces and familiar songs, and it’s economical!”

I said with a oh: "Then I understand! It's the kind where you know the song and the person's name together, but the song alone doesn't match the person's name!"

In the end, I was at Yaoyang's place, and I took out 20 tickets after hard work. I planned to give a few tickets to Shengnan and a few tickets to my classmates.

On the day the poster came out, only a few people wanted me to ask for a ticket. Zijun wanted to show it with his wife, Fatty Wu wanted to watch it with Jiajia, and even Lu Ping asked me for a ticket shamelessly.

I always sent them and Yaoyang to ask for it, but Yaoyang did the same, and pushed all the people who begged him to my side.

The young master, whom I haven't seen for a long time, even came to ask me for a ticket. Others don't have to give it to me, but the ticket for the young and old Feiyu is naturally indispensable.

I went to Feiyu's porridge shop to deliver tickets to Feiyu, so I casually made an appointment, the elder and younger, the boss and Hua Xin, to eat porridge together.

After the renovation of Feiyu's porridge shop, it became much more spacious and bright, with people coming and going without being crowded.There are still as many people as ever, but it's relatively early now, and it's not time for supper, otherwise we should have to queue!
Feiyu found us a table closest to the kitchen and asked us to sit first. After a while, there was a table full of dishes. I asked Feiyu curiously, "Aren't you a porridge maker? Why did you change it into a restaurant?"

Fei Yu smiled and said, "You have to eat at the porridge shop too? My husband made it! Try it!"

The young master asked, "Where's your husband? Ask him to come out to meet guests!"

Flying Fish looked at the kitchen, and said in a low voice: "Don't be joking, you've gone too far, he's an honest man, I can't help but tease him!"

I pursed my lips and said, "What's the matter? You've had enough fun. Find an honest man to marry? Can an honest man marry our school belle without making a fuss? You don't even notify us of the marriage, just a little organization. There is no discipline at all, we must not have a good trial! Don't worry, we don't bully honest people, let him come out to pick up customers!"

Feiyu glared at me and walked into the kitchen helplessly. After a while, a stocky middle-aged man with an apron around his neck came out with a plate of dishes and a smile on his face.

Put the dishes on the table, wiped his hands with the apron, and said with a smile: "It's not well done, don't mind it!"

I said enthusiastically: "Brother-in-law, you are too polite! This is your hometown dish, it is really good! It is delicious! Brother-in-law, don't stand up, sit down and eat together, drink with us!"

Everyone looked down on me, Feiyu also came out, saw everyone's expressions and asked, "What are these expressions?"

The young master smiled and said: "When you went in just now, someone Chen said that you must give your husband a blow, and you can't just let him go so easily. It seems that he is unwilling to marry you in! But you As soon as my husband came out, he was the first to call my dear, one mouthful after another brother-in-law, we all felt disgusted when we heard it!"

I hastily quibbled: "Shouldn't it be my brother-in-law? Feiyu is already older than me, besides, when will I not be reconciled! Feiyu can marry such a handsome and talented person like my brother-in-law. I agree! Don't you, brother-in-law?"

Husband Feiyu lowered his head, smiled shyly, and didn't speak.

Fei Yu gave me a blank look, and then introduced one by one: "This is our boss, we all call him Big Brother, this is Young Master, you've seen it before, this is Hua Xin, my junior brother!"

Then he held his husband's hand and introduced: "My husband Dali, Hou Dali!"

I laughed and said: "Pay attention to organizational discipline! Our classmates reunite, refuse to kiss me, show affection!"

Feiyu said indifferently: "I am willing! You are planning to fire me!"

The young master followed up and said: "He doesn't have the power, our organization is about to expel him now! He is now a non-staff person, look at him pitifully, so we reluctantly let him live in the organization!"

The boss was afraid that Dali would be left out in the cold, so he picked up his glass and said, "Dali, we were not present when you got married, so we are here, so I will toast you first, and wish you happiness and happiness!"

Then the few of us raised our wine glasses together.

He drank the wine in the glass vigorously, and said a little excitedly: "It's all because of my incompetence. When I got married, I really didn't have much money in my hands. I had to run long distances every day, and I had to deduct money for a day's parking. The private boss can't help! There's no way." Holding a banquet, I have wronged Feiyu!"

The young master nodded and said: "The grievance is to make us Feiyu feel wronged, but we can also understand!"

I cut it and said, "Isn't a wedding just a ceremony, can it also affect the relationship between husband and wife? It's all for people to see. It's a mess for a day. It's just a waste of money. Just don't do it!"

Hua Xin echoed: "Yeah, I'm married, so I don't plan to serve wine, it's too troublesome, I plan to go on a honeymoon wedding trip!"

The boss asked curiously: "Who are you going to marry? Why don't I know, do you have a girlfriend?"

Hua Xin glanced at me secretly, I frowned and said, "No way? Amy is much older than you?"

The young man asked curiously: "Who is Amy? Is she pretty? How old is she?"

I thought for a while and replied: "The minister of our Wanzhong International Commerce Department should be about the same as me! In short, he is born in the 80s!"

The young master cut his throat and said, "I thought how old it was, so those of us born in the 70s have to start preparing coffins? What you said makes me want to punch someone!"

The boss laughed loudly and said: "That's it! The female junior is holding a gold brick! It's just right!"

Hua Xin lowered her head and said: "Sister Amy, I haven't agreed yet, so I just said to observe it first! I plan to get married!"

I sighed and said: "Young people's world, I don't understand! As long as you like it, that's fine! However, someday I have to review this Amy, and I will ask you to learn things, learn how to learn. arrive……"

Fei Yu hurriedly said: "Stop it! How can you say it, and you will be damned!"

I cut it and said: "You can tell by Hua Xin's appearance, it must be raw rice cooked into cooked rice, otherwise he definitely wouldn't have said it directly!"

Hua Xin's face was as red as an apple.

The young man teased Hua Xin and said, "Isn't it a virgin? I gave it like this for the first time? Back then, I asked you to give it to me, but you refused. Now it's cheaper for outsiders!"

Feiyu smiled, patted the young master and said: "What are you talking about! Have you forgotten that you are a woman? You, have you been single for too long, and you are sick!"

The youngest sighed and said: "Yes, now as long as it is a male, I will be moved when I see it. When I see a male mosquito, I will think it has double eyelids!"

I laughed loudly and said: "You still have today! Pick it! Pick it up! This one is not tall enough, that one looks too unworthy, this family is not good, that job is not good! Now it is better, I am old and poor, and no one wants it." Right? How many times have I told you to make do with me, make do with me, but you just don’t want to say that in the not-too-distant future, there must be a Prince Charming waiting for you. How many years have you been waiting? Where's your Prince Charming? Traffic jam? Or lost?"

(End of this chapter)