Celebrity ex-girlfriend got revenge on me

Chapter 197 Think I'm Not Dead Too Early?

Early on Thursday morning, while half asleep and half awake, the Kitahara sage always felt that his chest was being overwhelmed and he had a nightmare.

He opened his eyes in a daze, turned his head, and saw a soft little face like a white ball on the left side of the pillow.

The little naughty egg didn't seem to be asleep, with big characters on all fours, one little foot was still resting on his chest, one little hand was pressing on his throat, and the other little hand was still holding his mobile phone tightly.

The Beiyuan sage's face was slightly gloomy, and he dared to steal his mobile phone while he was sleeping!
But he had learned his lesson early and set up a complicated nine-digit password for his phone—he didn’t even use his fingerprint to unlock it—just to guard against this little thief.

Kitahara sage straightened up while supporting the floor, glanced sideways at his sleeping daughter, opened her fingers, and retrieved the phone.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, the first Thursday for the first time, he didn't oversleep.

It's just that I don't have to go to school today.

The sage of Beiyuan changed his clothes, walked down the stairs, and after washing, he sat on the sofa very leisurely, leaned back, looked up at the ceiling, and suddenly found that it feels so good to be idle.

After a while, they also walked down the stairs one after another and came to the living room.

Kuriyama Mizuho was still wearing plaid sleepiness. She came into the living room, looked at Kitahara, then turned to Tsurumi Chiharu, and said in surprise, "I didn't oversleep on any of the Sundays this week? I'm going to call you two."

Tsurumi Chiharu yawned. As she walked towards the bathroom, she said listlessly, "I've been too tired lately. After recording the show last night, I went to bed when I came back. Of course, I got up early and slept on the tatami every day. My bones are about to fall apart."

Twenty minutes later, everyone gathered at the table, and Kitahara Kento sat at the head of the table.

At a glance, he saw that the table was full of women, big and small, and he was the only man living in such a big room. The sage of Beiyuan couldn't help but fell into deep thought silently, when would he be a head when he was surrounded by women every day.

After breakfast, they all went to school, and the house was completely quiet. The Kitahara sage sat on the sofa, closed his eyes and looked at the ceiling, enjoying his free time.

After washing the dishes in the kitchen, Hua Jiang Qinyin wiped her hands with a towel, turned her head and said, "Xiaoxian, I will go out later."

The Kitahara sage simply said "Oh" without opening his eyes.

Now they have all gone to school, and there are no outsiders at home. Huajiang Qinyin no longer needs to maintain her image in front of them. She walked over confidently and boldly. When asked where am I going? Can you please take care of me? Could it be that Xiao Xian has already changed her mind after seeing so many girls living in the house, and she has completely lost interest in her sister?"

The sage of Beiyuan opened his eyes, got up, and sat down to the side.

"Where are you going?"

"Go to your girlfriend's house."

The sage of Beiyuan sighed softly. He really couldn't do anything with Sister Qinyin. The relationship between each other was too good and unscrupulous. She was shameless and always relied on her status as a sister to suppress him and take advantage of him everywhere. Looking at it this way, she is a proper person. A reprint of the little naughty egg, or an upgraded and enhanced version.

"If I have a girlfriend, then what you did just now is considered a female fox demon who likes to seduce married men?"

How could this kind of innocuous little counterattack work for her? Hua Jiangqinyin lightly brushed her hair, leaned closer, and gave him a charming look in her eyes, "The female fox? Is Xiaoxian looking forward to being seduced by the female fox? You Nod your head now, sister can give you a try too."

The sage of Beiyuan immediately got up and left the old sofa, walked out of the living room, and said without looking back: "Have a good trip. Thank you for your kindness."

Huagu held the door frame of the living room with two small hands, and peeked stealthily. The sage of Beiyuan walked out of the living room. She looked up at her father, brushed her hair lightly, and imitated Sister Qinyin with a small face and said with a smile: "Here is another little one that Xiaoxian is looking forward to. Little fox demon, as long as Xiaoxian clicks now—”

Before she finished speaking, she felt that her body became lighter for a moment, her two little feet were hanging in the air, and she was lifted up by her father again, and she was lifted up to the second floor.

While climbing the stairs, the sage of Beiyuan hated his daughter for teaching his daughter: "It's not good to imitate anyone, you imitate her? Your butt is itchy and you want to be beaten, don't you?"

Huagu pursed her pink lips, and responded with a stubborn mouth: "Sister Qinyin is a great writer. There is a saying in "The Analects of Confucius" that is good, and those who are masters are teachers. Is it wrong for Huagu to learn from Sister Qinyin!"

The sage of Beiyuan corrected with a blank expression: "There is no priority in learning, and the master is the teacher. It comes from "Ouyang Wenzhong Gongwen Collection". , next time you make a mistake, copy it ten times.”

Hua Gu shouted stubbornly: "Confucius said it too!"

"Confucius didn't say it, but Han Yu said something similar."

"Sister Qinyin! Sister Qinyin!! Onisang bullied Haiji!"

two hours later.

Huagu's small face raised her head aggrieved, and gently put down the pen in her hand.

"Father, if you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There is nothing good about it. Huagu promises not to learn from Sister Qinyin in the future. Can you stop copying?"

The sage of Beiyuan, who was blocking the door, looked up, put down his phone, and asked the examiner, "Where did this sentence come from?"

Hua Gu tentatively asked: "...From "The Analects of Confucius"?"

"wrong."

"Also from "Ouyang Wenzhong Official Collection"?"

"It's not right," Beiyuan Xianren gradually showed a smile on his face, "Go and copy "Zuo Zhuan" three times."

He has to take this opportunity to fix the little naughty girl's minor flaws, so that she can have a long memory, otherwise he will be away for half a month, and Huagu may learn from Sister Qinyin again.

Huagu showed pitiful eyes, she crawled over, raised her little head, her pure snow eyes flickered, and said with hopeful eyes: "Father, you will be leaving in three days, and you won't be home for half a month. And dad is usually not at home, so can't dad accompany Huagu, let's go play a game of chess."

The little guy also played the emotional card, but the Kitahara sage thinks it's about the same, mainly for beating her, and restraining himself in the future, he has no extravagant hope that the little naughty boy will change.

"Don't follow your elder sister Qinyin to learn immorality. Don't learn from any of the women living in our house, remember?"

A person who knows current affairs is a hero, Huagu didn't think so in his heart, but he was extremely sincere on the surface, and he kept nodding his head in agreement.

Beiyuan Xianren glanced at his daughter, let the door open, "Let's go."

The father and daughter returned to the living room, the Kitahara sage moved out the chess pier, Huagu opened the two chess pieces, sat down cross-legged, the Kitahara sage sat facing each other, and stretched out his hands to make a move.

"In a few days, Dad will go on a trip with a group of sisters. Does Dad feel very happy?"

The Kitahara sage raised his eyelids, and said angrily, "Happiness? That's nine performances in 24 days. After each performance, you have to rush to another place. Your naive little brain really thinks it's easy?"

He paused for a while, then suddenly remembered something, after dropping Baizi, he asked, "By the way, Huagu, when is your birthday?"

Hearing this, Huagu raised his head, with a serious expression on his face, and said seriously: "Huagu has two birthdays."

"Two birthdays?" Kitahara sage thought for a while, "Is it because you are not sure about your own birthday."

"No! There are two birthdays!" Huagu said in a natural tone, "One is July [-]th, which is Huagu's original birthday, and the other is April [-]th, which is the day Huagu came to meet Dad That day, this can always be considered Huagu's birthday, so there are two."

"Why do you want two birthdays?"

Huagu thought for a while and said, "Because there are two birthdays in a year, you can receive two gifts."

"In addition to birthdays, there is also Girls' Day. This is another gift, and there is also a New Year's gift. In this way, Huagu can receive at least four gifts a year."

There is no Children's Day in Japan, but there is Boys' Day on May [-]th. In order to wish the boy's health, every household will use paper or cloth to make ribbons that look like carps, string them on bamboo poles, tie windmills and hang them on the roof.And March [-]rd is Girls' Day.

The sage of Beiyuan was silent, in order to receive an extra gift, he actually found an extra birthday for himself in a presumptuous manner.

Huagu continued to think about it, and then said: "If you count the mother's share, there are eight gifts a year, and Huagu can reap eight happiness."

"If there are two mothers in Huagu, that is twelve gifts a year, ten mothers is 44 gifts"

Huagu counted down carefully for a while, her little face suddenly became refreshed, and she looked expectantly at the sage of Beiyuan.

"Dad, Huagu didn't have a mother before, how pitiful, or as compensation, Dad will find 25 mothers for Huagu in the future! Huagu wants to be more than 100 times happy!"

"Believe it or not, I asked you to copy "The Analects of Confucius" a hundred times." The sage of Beiyuan was full of black lines. Did he think he died not early enough?
(End of this chapter)