the first god

Chapter 2 Was smashed into wool? (Ask for a collection recommendation ticket)
What a big orange!
If you can't hold it with one hand, you have to hold it with both hands.

Tsk tsk, if you follow the generalized rules of plucking wool in the Shenshen system, is this little fairy who is in charge of sweeping and sweeping against his wool?

Ma Yunteng felt that their master and apprentice were very related, and Tianyuanmen was only the two of them left now, so they could simply change their name to "Xuanmen".

The door?

Really good!
but……

What a tempting big orange!
The flesh is plump and moist, the color is delicate and pure, the juice is sweet and fragrant, and the aura is overflowing.

Ma Yunteng licked his lips as if nothing had happened, and suddenly felt hungry, and also felt thirsty.

Hope orange is hungry!

Hope orange is thirsty!

Conditioned reflex?

This is not scientific. The original owner not only has an extraordinary personality and temperament, but also has an extraordinary cultivation talent. It is rare for thousands of years. He is the youngest head of the Myriad Spirit Immortal Realm at present.

Ordinary spiritual fruits such as oranges are no longer helpful to his cultivation and should not be able to seduce his appetite.

Perhaps, it is because he has eaten like ordinary people for more than 100 years in the past two lives, and has formed a eating habit, which has produced such conditioned reflexes as "looking at oranges makes you hungry" and "looking at oranges makes you thirsty".

"Where did you get the oranges?" Ma Yunteng asked with a smile.

In front of the enemy, the little girl was leisurely eating alone, and was caught on the spot. She was really embarrassed, her cute eyes were dull for a second, and she said embarrassingly: "Before I left, I took the orange garden in the back of the sect. The orange trees have been evacuated..."

The orange garden in the back mountain?
He vaguely remembered that the orange orchard must have at least a thousand acres.

This girl actually evacuated thousands of acres of orange trees?
It's ridiculous that he even thought about getting local materials before and wanted to get her something to eat.

In fact, when Ma Yunteng saw the big orange, his long-lost memory suddenly opened up. In retrospect, Wanlingxianjie also has storage bags, which are extremely user-friendly and convenient home travel essentials.

He thought that the girl just picked some oranges and put them in the storage bag that she carried with her.

Sea water cannot be measured, but people can look at appearances.

This girl, looks very atmospheric.

Thousands of acres of orange orchards, storage bags must not be able to fit, you have to use storage space to pack!

No, ordinary storage space can't plant spiritual plants, the space in this girl's hand is definitely an extraordinary product.

Well, my Tianyuanmen still has a bit of background.

A big orange attracted Ma Yunteng and the proud sect's pride.

However, compared with the rich orange fairy, he seems a little monotonous.

He checked it carefully, and his whole body, apart from this fleshly body, was only the robe he was wearing.

Don't get any cumbersome things.

Sri Lankans really love cleanliness.

This is the real clean freak!
Storage space, storage bag, artifact fairy... none of them!
Even a change of clothes...

nor.

This is kind of awkward.

Fortunately, he can also purify, and it is a heavenly purifying technique, so it doesn't matter.

Ma Yunteng sighed and sighed, and waited for a while, but he didn't see Xiao Xian'e taking the initiative to offer him a big orange.

This time, the wool that I really wanted to shave, I couldn't even shave it!
Even if he doesn't like to shave wool, it doesn't hinder the iron law that wool is not easy to shave.

Ma Yunteng was about to pull his face down and beg for oranges, but Xiao Xian'e spoke first: "Master, I can see clearly, that black thing is not the bats and beasts of Immortal Wuya, but two Crow beast!"

The little girl ran out from behind Ma Yunteng with a bang and blocked in front of Ma Yunteng.

"Wow, what a beautiful pair of big black sparrows! The feathers and feathers are shining brightly, and the whole body is like a moist black jade. From a distance, it looks like a black phoenix and a black phoenix. It seems to be better than the black bird beast raised in our Tianyuanmen Ten Thousand Beast Garden. Pretty."

Seeing that the little girl's eyes were bright and full of hope, Ma Yunteng temporarily forgot about the fact that he wanted to eat oranges, and couldn't help but ask, "Do you want it?"

"Want! Of course I want!"

Ma Yunteng smiled slightly, just in time to practice, try to see if the spell that has not been used for more than 100 years is still smooth.

"Qiankun sucks!"

Far in the sky, I deliberately chose a quiet place, and a pair of eloquent blackbirds and wild mandarin ducks, who were flirting happily and having an affair, were innocently dragged into the mud by a powerful suction before the confession activity entered the topic. swampy ground.

The two blackbird beasts landed on an extremely rare large stone, and they seemed to be held down by something, unable to move.

The pair of black bird beasts struggled to no avail, both of them looked at Ma Yunteng's master and apprentice beside him with a bewildered and soft expression.

"The head master is so powerful!"

Chengzi Xian'e smiled brightly, and raised her thumbs to Ma Yunteng.

After cheering for a while, Cheng Zi directly ignored the cute and naive cuckoo beasts, and took out a lot of powerful-looking household items from her storage bag: hair-plucking fairy utensils, portable spring pools, spiritual poultry dishes utensils, fried fairy pot, fairy wheat flour, barbecue fairy rack, fairy charcoal, fairy brush, all kinds of fairy seasoning...

Fortunately, the stone is big enough to hold these things.

Ma Yunteng was stunned. He really thought that the little girl simply liked to feed beautiful spiritual pets, or wanted to keep it as a mount.

It turned out that she simply wanted to feed her own stomach.

It seemed that she was really hungry.

Suddenly, he felt hungrier.

At this time, Ma Yunteng finally recalled that the black bird is actually the most common edible spiritual bird in the Myriad Spirits and Immortals, that is, the chicken in the mortal world, but it is bigger and has a flying ability comparable to that of a swan.

There are no chickens in Wanling Immortal Realm, only finches, which are bigger than chickens. There are many finches for food, such as spirit finches, fairy finches, blue finches, vermilion finches, flower finches, black finches...

"Headmaster, the guys have all taken out for you, let's see you below!"

Xiao Xian'e spread her hands, showing an extremely bright and innocent smile, and looked at Ma Yunteng with admiration.

This little Xian'e does not cook by herself, and is counting on him to cook?

Ma Yunteng was stunned.

He and the two black bird beasts have almost the same dazed expressions. At this time, they should be collectively called "Three Mazes"!
He suddenly took the initiative to remember the progress bar of the God-hunting quest, which had not been moving at the moment. If it went on like this, would he be able to continue to scour the wool happily?
Although he doesn't care about the so-called tasks, nor does he care about those insignificant values.

Well, he admits, he was actually being ripped off.

This feeling, why do you always feel a little awkward?
It seemed that he suddenly felt a little bit of pleasure in scouring the wool.

Perhaps, Chengzi Xian'e also has an unknown wool-cropping system?
Ma Yunteng stared at Xiao Xian'e for three seconds, thinking about a very valuable proposition: whether Xian'e, who is in charge of cleaning, should also be in charge of eating.

The housekeeping he hired in the last life seemed to have done all the cleaning and cooking, but in the last life, the housekeeper was only responsible for cleaning.

In this life's Tianyuanmen, she is in charge of sweeping and he is in charge of cooking.

Oh, the different genders should divide the labor and work together.

However, he still has the power to choose.

At this unsafe time, in this unsafe place, he actually had hundreds of high-sounding reasons not to cook.

Because, the old devil Wuya Xianjun, who loves his daughter into a devil, doesn't seem to want to let him go.

It is said that the battle power of Wuya Lao Xianjun has already ranked in the top five in the entire Wanling Immortal Realm, but the battle power list of the immortal gods has not been updated for the time being.

Speaking of the Canghai female lord who was doted on by the boundless old fairy, Ma Yunteng suddenly felt that his head was bigger, and he was more wronged than Dou E.

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Poison test warning: This book is really different from ordinary routines, and it is also different from what you imagined. The follow-up plot you thought will definitely be broken by the inflection point. This is a book with a four-dimensional idea of ​​​​the imagination. , be sure to be mentally prepared!Dear readers, god book friends, if you accidentally open this book, I'm really sorry, really don't read any more...grey...

　This book is also known as "I'm not really a god"...

　　Shu Shen: It's really not easy to cut wool!The wool that I want to smash can’t be smashed, and I am still being smashed. Am I really the rumored God of smashing…

　　All beings: Roll up your sleeves and cheer!The wool of the gods is so fragrant!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)