Punch: From third-rate anchor to top chef

Chapter 682 670. Looking for Cow Dung Together
Li Xiao watched the fan Lao Wang make goat milk fruit sprinkles, and pointed the camera at the food in the bowl.

And gave a long close-up.

"Wow, everyone, take a look, this is the goat's milk fruit sprinkle made by Lao Wang."

"Goat's milk fruit tastes sour. I don't know if goat's milk fruit is also sour when eaten?"

Someone on the barrage burst into laughter.

"Anchor, this question you asked is really stupid."

"Since you have said that goat milk fruit is sour, then goat milk fruit sprinkle must be sour."

"Yes, most Dehong dishes are sour, because sour things are more appetizing."

"The anchor is so silly, so cute."

"Sure enough, pets follow their owners. No wonder Tuanzi looks a little silly sometimes."

"Tuanzi said that he would not take the blame. The anchor is stupid because the anchor is stupid, and it has nothing to do with it."

"Tuanzi cried and passed out in the toilet. This is called being shot while lying down."

"Hahahahaha!"

"The weather has been getting hotter and hotter recently. Now that you say that, I really want to taste it. What does this goat's milk fruit sprinkle taste like?"

"It must taste hot and sour, very appetizing."

"I finally understand what the taste of Dai cuisine is like. Anyway, it must be sour and spicy to make Dai cuisine."

"The one in front of you said that as if you understood it very well."

"As soon as I talked about the sour goat's milk fruit, my mouth secreted saliva and drool."

"What soaked my clothes? It turned out to be my saliva."

"Thinking of sour things will involuntarily secrete saliva, which reminds me of an allusion involuntarily, that is Cao Cao's wishing for plums to quench thirst."

"You said a plum, and I thought of Dali's carved plum wine."

"Then you are thinking far enough."

"Summer is the best time to eat hot and sour dishes, especially appetizing."

"I also think that I especially liked eating that Dai-flavored chicken feet before."

"You guys are saying that, my saliva is already dripping out, I'm going to order takeaway."

"Very well, today is another day of losing weight."

"What about the takeaway merchants, why didn't the takeaway merchants come out today?"

"Maybe it's time to prepare new dishes."

The goat's milk fruit sprinkle is ready, and Fan Wang brought some side dishes.

The next thing is to eat.

There are not many black vegetables, just some thin rice noodles.

Basically, rice noodles can be paired with many kinds of sabo.

"Okay, since he has already finished the work, I will start it without hesitation."

Li Xiao took the chopsticks from Fan Wang, and picked up a piece of thin purple and white rice noodles.

Put the thin rice noodles into a colorful bowl, and roll them in a bowl full of beef cubes, minced chives, and coriander.

When the thin rice noodles were taken out again, the sour aroma came out.

Very appetizing.

"Everyone, look at this rice noodle."

A thin rice noodle with chopsticks appeared in Li Xiao's camera.

The thin rice noodles are filled with beef cubes, leeks, coriander, red goat milk fruit and minced pepper.

Put this chopsticks in your mouth, it contains everything.

Almost every seasoning is on this chopsticks thin rice line, wrapped very evenly.

It made people swallow involuntarily when they saw it.

In order to prevent the soup from falling on the ground, Li Xiao took a plate to continue.

Then put a piece of thin rice noodles wrapped in seasonings into your mouth.

"Um……"

At the entrance of the rice noodle, Li Xiao involuntarily sighed.

"The taste is exactly as I imagined, sour and delicious."

"The sourness of goat's milk fruit and the acidity of lemon juice are intertwined. When it falls on the tip of the tongue, the sour taste hits the brain."

"This kind of stimulation makes the mouth quickly secrete saliva. Of course, there is not only sour, but also spicy."

"The shabu-shabu, which is indispensable in Sapai, plays a very important role in it."

"Shabu Shabu is the hottest chili pepper known so far, and the hottest pepper grown in Dehong is just like his name. This kind of chili pepper only needs to be shabu-shabu in the soup, and the whole pot of soup will change. Very spicy."

"This is what everyone sees."

Li Xiao pointed the camera at a wrinkled pepper in the bowl and said.

Netizens thought it was amazing.

"Just rinsing in water will make the whole soup very spicy, which is too fake."

"What's fake? That's because you're ignorant. This Shabu Shabu is really spicy, even the spicy king says it's very spicy."

"Now that you said that, I remembered that Spicy King had indeed eaten this before. It seemed that he had eaten four big and five small ones at that time."

"I also watched the episode you mentioned. It's the king of spicy food. He usually eats chili peppers as a snack, but he thinks it's very spicy."

"It is enough to explain the spiciness of this shabu shabu."

"If you think this is fake, it only shows that you are not knowledgeable enough. It is said that the reporters at that time followed them to film the show, and even their eyes felt a little stinging when they entered the chili pot."

"If this is fake, then why do so many people in Dehong eat this pepper just to rinse it in the soup?"

"And it's not just one person who eats like this, everyone eats like this. I heard that normal people will feel short of breath and sweat profusely if they only eat half a pill."

"Some Dehong people say that if you dip this chili in salt, you can eat two of them. This is really amazing."

"Wow, so powerful, I have learned a lot, I have gained a lot of experience."

"This chili sounds scary, because I don't usually eat spicy food."

"Although I usually like spicy food, the food I eat is spicy or spicy, and I like spicy food because I like the stimulation, which has nothing to do with the degree of spiciness."

"If this shabu shabu is eaten directly, it will already be painful. It can no longer be called spicy."

"What nonsense are you talking about in front, spicy is a kind of pain."

"I doubt that if someone like me who doesn't know how to eat spicy food eats a shabu shabu spicy food, it will kill me."

"It's too exaggerated for you to say that."

"People in Dehong eat hot shabu shabu every day, so will it hurt when they poop?"

"The one in front, I just want to eat, you just say that, are you polite?"

"Sorry, I'm just asking a question seriously."

"Are you going to kill me laughing at the front?"

Li Xiao ate the thin rice noodles in his mouth.

"This rice noodle is wrapped with beef cubes. When chewing, you can feel the toughness and aroma of beef."

"The rice noodles are hot and sour, very appetizing."

"If you are interested, you can also buy some goat milk fruit and try it yourself. Considering everyone's tolerance to chili, you can put chili noodles, and you don't have to buy shabu-shabu."

Li Xiao reminded while eating.

The day is quickly over.

What are you going to do the next day?

Under the sunlight in the morning, Li Xiao woke up.

When he woke up, Tuanzi was lying beside him, his round belly rising and falling.

As if sleeping soundly.

Tuanzi's sleeping posture is not very good, it is obviously a panda, but it has to sleep on its back.

Its legs are in the sky, its belly is up, and there is saliva flowing from the corner of its mouth.

This sleeping pose really doesn't look like the cute little dumpling in the eyes of fans.

If the fans of Tuanzi knew about it, they might lose a lot of fans.

Of course, fans may also forgive his sleeping appearance because he is a red panda.

Who can refuse a little panda who sleeps soundly?

So what if you sleep differently?Is it okay to be cute?
Li Xiao got up, washed up, and when she came back again, she found that Tuanzi was still sleeping.

It's just that at this time, Tuanzi has turned over, with his butt facing up, and he is still sleeping soundly.

Li Xiao looked at it carefully, and after making sure that he would not suffocate himself to death when sleeping on his stomach, he prepared the breakfast it would eat in the morning.

Then Li Xiao went out.

Naturally, I still have to go to Lao Wang today.

Because last night, Lao Wang said that he would take himself to find a special delicacy today.

As for what it is, Li Xiao doesn't know yet.

When he arrived at Lao Wang's shop, Lao Wang had already gotten up.

After waking up, Pharaoh was exercising at the door of the store. His eyes lit up when he saw Li Xiao walking over.

"Anchor, you're here. I thought you'd have to wait a while before getting up."

"Hey, there's no way, I usually wake up early."

"I would like to sleep in for a while, but I can't sleep anymore by this time."

Li Xiao spread his hands helplessly, and then looked at his fan Lao Wang.

"Old Wang, what are we going to eat today?"

"Hey, what we are going to eat today is of course local specialties."

"Let me first reveal to you secretly that one of the things I will eat today is fish wrapped in vegetables."

"There is one more thing, it is not for eating, but for drinking."

"Drink, is it possible that we are going to find wine today?"

When it comes to drinking, Li Xiao gets excited.

"The anchor is really smart. Today we are going to search for a delicious wine, and the production method of this wine is very unique. I believe you will be deeply impressed by him after meeting."

An inscrutable smile appeared on Lao Wang's face.

However, when Li Xiao saw his smile, he couldn't help but feel a chill behind him.

I don't know why, but when I saw Lao Wang's smile, I felt like I was going to be tricked again.

Wait, why do you say it again?

Forget it, I must have thought too much.

Even if Lao Wang really wanted to plot against him, but now that he is in Dehong, all he tastes are local specialties.

And as a food anchor, what can Lao Wang do to himself?

Even if you want to calculate yourself, you must eat some weird delicacies.

I've even eaten beef bitter intestines, saba, and the insects before, so what else should I be afraid of.

You can't let yourself eat shit, can you?

I must be worrying too much.

Thinking of this, Li Xiao felt more at ease.

However, the subsequent experience made Li Xiao involuntarily sigh, as expected, he was too naive.

I used to think that Lao Wang, as his fan, couldn't let himself eat shit.

Eating shit is naturally impossible.

But what Li Xiao never expected was that Lao Wang would take him to "find shit".

That's right, it's literally "looking for shit."

Pharaoh's shop business has been very good.

It's the same today, but Lao Wang's son and wife are watching in the store, and the store also hired shop assistants.

So Lao Wang is not worried at all if he is not in the store, will there be any changes?
It's still early, and it's a good time to "look for shit".

He took Li Xiao with him, rode on his own car, and brought Li Xiao to the cattle pen in his hometown.

When he got to the cattle pen, Lao Wang found a stone beside the cattle pen and sat down without saying anything.

Li Xiao looked puzzled.

At this time, Li Xiao still didn't know what he would experience today.

"Anchor, we can start today's live broadcast."

Lao Wang sat beside the cattle pen for a while, and when he saw that Li Xiao hadn't started the live broadcast, he reminded him.

However, Li Xiao looked around and still didn't understand what he was here for today.

"Is the live broadcast going on now? Why?"

"We haven't cooked, we haven't been looking for ingredients, and we haven't eaten, so why start the live broadcast?"

"Chat with fans?"

Li Xiao asked suspiciously.

"Oh, why don't you understand now?"

Lao Wang pointed to the cows in the cattle pen, as if he meant something.

"Understand what? Are we going to eat beef today?"

"Or do you think the bitter intestines you received on the market are not fresh, and you want to slaughter one yourself today?"

Li Xiao's head is full of question marks.

Fan Laowang patted hard on the head, looking annoyed.

"Oh, look, I came here so fast today, I forgot to tell you the purpose of our trip."

"That's what we're here for."

As Wang said, he pointed to the...

cow shit.

Yes, Li Xiao read it right, Lao Wang really pointed at the cow dung on the ground.

Li Xiao: "???!"

Li Xiao was very puzzled.

A terrible idea even popped up in my mind.

No, no, what is this for?
Could it be that today's ingredients are... cow dung on the ground?
"You don't mean bullshit, do you?"

Li Xiao hesitated for a long time, and a few words popped out of his mouth.

When he said this, even Li Xiao himself couldn't believe it.

However, what he didn't expect was that the man in front of him, his fan Xiao Wang, nodded heavily.

"Yes, that's what I mean. We're here today to find cow shit."

Li Xiao: "?? Are you kidding me?"

Old Wang said seriously, "No, I'm not joking, I'm serious, we're here today to find cow shit."

Li Xiao shivered and hugged himself.

"No, you are not a black fan, are you?"

A terrifying scene also flashed across his mind.

Li Xiao shook his head in fright.

When Lao Wang saw his expression, he knew that he was thinking too much.

"Don't worry, I'm not asking you to eat this."

"This is just a material to be used, and you won't be able to eat it directly."

Even though he said that, Li Xiao still felt very scared, and the image in his mind couldn't get rid of it.

(End of this chapter)