Start with a college teacher
Chapter 69 Awake
Chapter 69 Sober (seeking a monthly ticket)
The speech in the afternoon was still very exciting, and almost all the top talents in the theoretical physics field of this era gathered here.
Some Shen Guanglin agreed with what these people said on stage, while others did not.
Of course, those who do not approve are not necessarily wrong, but from the perspective of future generations, their statements should be wrong, at least they are no longer in line with mainstream views.
Science, there is always room for different voices.
Shen Guanglin listed many mistakes and omissions of the speakers in his notebook.
According to their boss's previous urination, there will definitely be an attack on the spot and the speaker will not be able to come off the stage.
However, Shen Guanglin himself had to give a keynote speech at this exchange conference, so he did not dare to be too presumptuous.
Remember first, the next time you have the opportunity to "attack".
The report will be carried out in an orderly manner, and the members of the Chinese delegation are also very "honest".
Everyone listened silently, applauded silently, no one spoke, and no one made a rebuttal.
This afternoon, Vice Principal Liu's mood has obviously become more cheerful. It seems that he has received the money "donated" by Bai Bing.
After the meeting was over, Vice President Liu also called everyone together, saying that they would arrange the next day's itinerary.
Don't you come to continue the lecture the next day?
Of course not.
You can leave Shen Guanglin to listen to him. Since the organizing committee attaches so much importance to Comrade Xiao Shen, it is just right for you to stay.
Vice President Liu spoke: "Everyone, be quiet, let's sit together for dinner tonight, so that we can have a more gay atmosphere and better maintain unity."
Cut, it's boring, you have to be formalistic when you eat a buffet, everyone is ready to pack up and withdraw.
"I haven't finished my words yet. Today, our overseas Chinese group sent representatives to come to offer condolences. Originally, we were going to invite us to eat out together. I thought this was not a waste of such a good buffet ticket, and we wanted them together. Come here, let's get together and be lively."
Come on, everything was said by him, everything was arranged by him.
After everyone went back to the room to put down their notebooks and other items, they waited in the dining room.
Soon, two strong middle-aged men came along with Vice President Liu. They looked very bold and heroic. They expressed a warm welcome to the scholars from the motherland.
Let's sit first.
Under the surprised eyes of the waiter, a group of people put together several tables and started a dinner party.
Since it was a dinner party, it was still prepared. Shen Guanglin didn't even know when they brought Maotai, and there were two boxes in the area, and each person could share at least one bottle.
There are no half-dollar cups in the hotels of Citiland, and everyone uses the kind of goblet for red wine to hold white wine.
Bai Bing said she couldn't drink, and asked others to order it; Li Li didn't say anything, looking eager to try.
This girl, like her sister Li Rong, was born with a huge amount of people. If they wanted to get them drunk, they could only pretend to be drunk on their own.
"There is a saying that the guest follows the host, and the first cup of wine is done. I'll take one first." The man must have expressed his friendship with the landlord, and their way of expressing it was drinking.
There are two beautiful girls on the table, which can make the atmosphere more lively and show the heroic style of men. After the two have drunk, they focus on the two girls.
As a student, Li Li was the lowest in seniority. She didn't say anything. She raised her head and drank it when others drank it, but Shen Guanglin hadn't reacted.
As a southerner, it is really stressful to have such a big glass of liquor in one breath.
The girl Bai Bing also said that she couldn't drink, but she drank the wine with ease.
Shen Guanglin was in a dilemma, the cups were touched, so he could only bite the bullet and dry it.
This half glass of wine should have one or two, two and a half, gugugugu drinking, and the alcohol suddenly rose from the esophagus.
Not being polite, Shen Guanglin quickly grabbed a big chopstick and bacon to suppress the alcohol.
For the first time, Shen Guanglin felt that Moutai was not so tasty.
Fortunately, the drinks at the scene were free. Shen Guanglin brought a large glass of grape juice over and took several sips before he recovered.
Although most of the people present were middle-aged and elderly, their alcohol intake was not bad, and they were all tried-and-true old comrades.
"Xiao Shen, you are from the south, but since you choose to teach at Jingcheng University, you need to practice more."
In fact, Shen Guanglin was used to drinking alcohol, but he had never been so anxious before.
During the period when Shen Guanglin was studying, it wasn't basically the amount of alcohol that impressed the "boss".
Either he has strong academic ability and is an easy-to-use tool dog; or he is a good dog who can roam the horse and is favored by a deep boss;
Generally speaking, the boss doesn't need students to accompany him to drink. He wants to accompany others to drink if he wants to spend money on projects, so everyone is a victim of the drinking table culture.
Being discriminated against for drinking, Shen Guanglin was very depressed.
Vice President Liu was in a good mood, especially in the afternoon when Bai Bing directly gave him $800.
In this way, the funds that he can use are not only not reduced, but also 300 more than the original plan, and he can plan more items.
Shen Guanglin couldn't drink, so he could only act as a waiter in disguise, using the excuse of getting barbecued meat, oysters, and fruit, and escaped many times.
Later, the other teachers couldn't stand it anymore: "Xiao Shen, don't be rude, let Xiao Li and Xiao Bai go with something, girls are suitable for this, you stay and drink."
"But my alcohol limit is indeed limited. Please forgive me."
"That can't be done. You are the only young person here. How can you not toast as a young person? You are hiding when others are toasting you."
Stealing alcohol is the worst thing to see at the wine table, even if he really can't drink it.
"Teacher, let me drink for Brother Guanglin." Li Li spoke up, and now only she can rescue Shen Guanglin.
"You're embarrassed to ask a girl to stop the wine for you, but what's the relationship between you two?" The overseas Chinese man admired the young man and woman, and intuition that their relationship was unusual.
"My partner!" Shen Guanglin is very proud, a bunch of bad old men, your daughter-in-law is definitely not as beautiful as me.
"Mr. Shen, I will help you decide. You drink this cup yourself, and the next cup is optional."
Shen Guanglin could only grit his teeth and drink another cup.
This time it really doesn't work, and I feel it when my head is buzzing.
Who can resist this drinking method.
Shen Guanglin was still struggling with his stomach, but the others didn't want to let him go. They really came to toast one by one, but Li Li really refused to come and helped him block the wine.
After everyone drank a few glasses of wine, the energy came up and the water blowing mode was turned on.
The speaker who said today is just like that. If it wasn't for my poor English, he would definitely speak better than him;
Another said that when I was young, I was more popular than Xiao Shen, and girls who liked me could rank from Jingcheng University all the way to the east gate of Mining University.
There was a school between Jingcheng University and the University of Mining and Technology, and that was their old enemy, so the name was not mentioned at the wine table.
Of course, everyone knows that they can participate in this "outing", in fact, it is in the light of Shen Guanglin, so the topic cannot be separated from him.
Especially, Shen Guanglin is still so young, to travel with such a beautiful person and stay in a business suite, this is a treatment they can't imagine.
In the future, after a few years, it became common for teachers to take students on business trips to attend academic conferences.
Honest and clean students are also starting to fear academic conferences.
Everyone has read Shen Guanglin's speech, and some even suggested revisions.
At that time, it was a compliment from Qing Yishui; if it is mentioned on the wine table now, it is not a compliment.
"Your speech was too frivolous and not prudent enough."
In fact, Shen Guanglin's purpose was to show humor. After all, in Citiland, the content of his speech should not only be dry, but also interesting.
"The depth is not enough, the direction is not stable, it's almost like making up random things, and other foreigners may not be convinced."
Shen Guanglin didn't want to argue, he felt his head getting heavier and heavier, and then he lost consciousness at some point.
It was noon when I woke up again.
The sound of the TV was ringing, and there should still be someone in the room.
According to the plot in ordinary TV series, Shen Guanglin should lift the quilt at this time, take a look at his body, and then start screaming.
Because his clothes are missing.
Slept naked all night.
In fact, when Shen Guanglin woke up, he knew that he was sleeping naked, and the touch was different.
According to the general situation, the next day after drinking baijiu, you will definitely be "on the top", that is, your mind will be filled with explosives.
The scientific explanation is that liquor contains fusel oil, which is a mixture of fatty alcohols with a carbon number greater than 2. This stuff is actually poisonous, and it is inevitable to drink too much.
Why is there no such thing in Maotai?After the research is clear, you can apply for the academician of the Academy of Engineering.
Of course, after the application may not be approved.
Shen Guanglin put on his clothes and went out to find water to drink.
Sure enough, Li Li's sister was sitting on the sofa watching TV. It seemed to be a TV series, but Shen Guanglin had not watched it.
"Brother Guanglin, you are awake."
The temperature of the air conditioner in the room was low. Li Li was wearing a long T-shirt on her upper body. She didn't know if she was wearing clothes on her lower body. She was watching TV with relish while covering her knees with a pillow.
Oops, dry mouth.
Drink water quickly.
There is no hot water in hotels in Citiland, only mineral water.
However, some people say their tap water can be drunk straight away.
This cow is blowing big.
As long as you compare it carefully, you will find that the standard of tap water in our country is higher than that of most states in Citi.
There is secondary pollution in our water pipes. Their water pipes have been used for decades. Is it not polluted?
Shen Guanglin had experience studying abroad, and of course he knew the real situation. They all have water purifier filters, and the filtered water is of course drinkable.
Of course, they do not have the habit of drinking hot water.
The real situation of Citi Country is that the tap water in many places is carcinogenic, but it must be drunk. The local government can only lower the water quality monitoring standards.
They have a very interesting thing, that is, the laws of various places are made by themselves.
For example, if the "mercury" content in the local water exceeds the standard, it is really difficult to deal with, what should we do?
Then there is no mercury test item in the water quality monitoring standard, and other items are qualified.
Shut their ears and steal the bell, they play very slippery.
After drinking the water, Shen Guanglin sat side by side with Li Li, and the two of them had done many intimate actions, which were naturally very casual.
Holding her waist: "Did I drink too much yesterday?"
"You know it, but I can't even move it." Li Li glanced at Teacher Shen, then watched TV.
"Who brought me back? Which teacher?"
Speaking of this, Li Li had tears in her eyes: "The teachers also drank too much. It was Bai Bing and I who helped you over."
"Aiya, I'm so shameless, thank you, so how did I take a bath?" Of course Shen Guanglin thought of it, Li Li must have washed him for him.
"Also said, you sleep like a dead pig. We took off your clothes with great difficulty. Of course, we washed you together." Li Li's face turned red as she spoke.
I'm going, such a fragrant process is not sober, it's a failure!
Would you continue to go for a drink today?
(End of this chapter)
The speech in the afternoon was still very exciting, and almost all the top talents in the theoretical physics field of this era gathered here.
Some Shen Guanglin agreed with what these people said on stage, while others did not.
Of course, those who do not approve are not necessarily wrong, but from the perspective of future generations, their statements should be wrong, at least they are no longer in line with mainstream views.
Science, there is always room for different voices.
Shen Guanglin listed many mistakes and omissions of the speakers in his notebook.
According to their boss's previous urination, there will definitely be an attack on the spot and the speaker will not be able to come off the stage.
However, Shen Guanglin himself had to give a keynote speech at this exchange conference, so he did not dare to be too presumptuous.
Remember first, the next time you have the opportunity to "attack".
The report will be carried out in an orderly manner, and the members of the Chinese delegation are also very "honest".
Everyone listened silently, applauded silently, no one spoke, and no one made a rebuttal.
This afternoon, Vice Principal Liu's mood has obviously become more cheerful. It seems that he has received the money "donated" by Bai Bing.
After the meeting was over, Vice President Liu also called everyone together, saying that they would arrange the next day's itinerary.
Don't you come to continue the lecture the next day?
Of course not.
You can leave Shen Guanglin to listen to him. Since the organizing committee attaches so much importance to Comrade Xiao Shen, it is just right for you to stay.
Vice President Liu spoke: "Everyone, be quiet, let's sit together for dinner tonight, so that we can have a more gay atmosphere and better maintain unity."
Cut, it's boring, you have to be formalistic when you eat a buffet, everyone is ready to pack up and withdraw.
"I haven't finished my words yet. Today, our overseas Chinese group sent representatives to come to offer condolences. Originally, we were going to invite us to eat out together. I thought this was not a waste of such a good buffet ticket, and we wanted them together. Come here, let's get together and be lively."
Come on, everything was said by him, everything was arranged by him.
After everyone went back to the room to put down their notebooks and other items, they waited in the dining room.
Soon, two strong middle-aged men came along with Vice President Liu. They looked very bold and heroic. They expressed a warm welcome to the scholars from the motherland.
Let's sit first.
Under the surprised eyes of the waiter, a group of people put together several tables and started a dinner party.
Since it was a dinner party, it was still prepared. Shen Guanglin didn't even know when they brought Maotai, and there were two boxes in the area, and each person could share at least one bottle.
There are no half-dollar cups in the hotels of Citiland, and everyone uses the kind of goblet for red wine to hold white wine.
Bai Bing said she couldn't drink, and asked others to order it; Li Li didn't say anything, looking eager to try.
This girl, like her sister Li Rong, was born with a huge amount of people. If they wanted to get them drunk, they could only pretend to be drunk on their own.
"There is a saying that the guest follows the host, and the first cup of wine is done. I'll take one first." The man must have expressed his friendship with the landlord, and their way of expressing it was drinking.
There are two beautiful girls on the table, which can make the atmosphere more lively and show the heroic style of men. After the two have drunk, they focus on the two girls.
As a student, Li Li was the lowest in seniority. She didn't say anything. She raised her head and drank it when others drank it, but Shen Guanglin hadn't reacted.
As a southerner, it is really stressful to have such a big glass of liquor in one breath.
The girl Bai Bing also said that she couldn't drink, but she drank the wine with ease.
Shen Guanglin was in a dilemma, the cups were touched, so he could only bite the bullet and dry it.
This half glass of wine should have one or two, two and a half, gugugugu drinking, and the alcohol suddenly rose from the esophagus.
Not being polite, Shen Guanglin quickly grabbed a big chopstick and bacon to suppress the alcohol.
For the first time, Shen Guanglin felt that Moutai was not so tasty.
Fortunately, the drinks at the scene were free. Shen Guanglin brought a large glass of grape juice over and took several sips before he recovered.
Although most of the people present were middle-aged and elderly, their alcohol intake was not bad, and they were all tried-and-true old comrades.
"Xiao Shen, you are from the south, but since you choose to teach at Jingcheng University, you need to practice more."
In fact, Shen Guanglin was used to drinking alcohol, but he had never been so anxious before.
During the period when Shen Guanglin was studying, it wasn't basically the amount of alcohol that impressed the "boss".
Either he has strong academic ability and is an easy-to-use tool dog; or he is a good dog who can roam the horse and is favored by a deep boss;
Generally speaking, the boss doesn't need students to accompany him to drink. He wants to accompany others to drink if he wants to spend money on projects, so everyone is a victim of the drinking table culture.
Being discriminated against for drinking, Shen Guanglin was very depressed.
Vice President Liu was in a good mood, especially in the afternoon when Bai Bing directly gave him $800.
In this way, the funds that he can use are not only not reduced, but also 300 more than the original plan, and he can plan more items.
Shen Guanglin couldn't drink, so he could only act as a waiter in disguise, using the excuse of getting barbecued meat, oysters, and fruit, and escaped many times.
Later, the other teachers couldn't stand it anymore: "Xiao Shen, don't be rude, let Xiao Li and Xiao Bai go with something, girls are suitable for this, you stay and drink."
"But my alcohol limit is indeed limited. Please forgive me."
"That can't be done. You are the only young person here. How can you not toast as a young person? You are hiding when others are toasting you."
Stealing alcohol is the worst thing to see at the wine table, even if he really can't drink it.
"Teacher, let me drink for Brother Guanglin." Li Li spoke up, and now only she can rescue Shen Guanglin.
"You're embarrassed to ask a girl to stop the wine for you, but what's the relationship between you two?" The overseas Chinese man admired the young man and woman, and intuition that their relationship was unusual.
"My partner!" Shen Guanglin is very proud, a bunch of bad old men, your daughter-in-law is definitely not as beautiful as me.
"Mr. Shen, I will help you decide. You drink this cup yourself, and the next cup is optional."
Shen Guanglin could only grit his teeth and drink another cup.
This time it really doesn't work, and I feel it when my head is buzzing.
Who can resist this drinking method.
Shen Guanglin was still struggling with his stomach, but the others didn't want to let him go. They really came to toast one by one, but Li Li really refused to come and helped him block the wine.
After everyone drank a few glasses of wine, the energy came up and the water blowing mode was turned on.
The speaker who said today is just like that. If it wasn't for my poor English, he would definitely speak better than him;
Another said that when I was young, I was more popular than Xiao Shen, and girls who liked me could rank from Jingcheng University all the way to the east gate of Mining University.
There was a school between Jingcheng University and the University of Mining and Technology, and that was their old enemy, so the name was not mentioned at the wine table.
Of course, everyone knows that they can participate in this "outing", in fact, it is in the light of Shen Guanglin, so the topic cannot be separated from him.
Especially, Shen Guanglin is still so young, to travel with such a beautiful person and stay in a business suite, this is a treatment they can't imagine.
In the future, after a few years, it became common for teachers to take students on business trips to attend academic conferences.
Honest and clean students are also starting to fear academic conferences.
Everyone has read Shen Guanglin's speech, and some even suggested revisions.
At that time, it was a compliment from Qing Yishui; if it is mentioned on the wine table now, it is not a compliment.
"Your speech was too frivolous and not prudent enough."
In fact, Shen Guanglin's purpose was to show humor. After all, in Citiland, the content of his speech should not only be dry, but also interesting.
"The depth is not enough, the direction is not stable, it's almost like making up random things, and other foreigners may not be convinced."
Shen Guanglin didn't want to argue, he felt his head getting heavier and heavier, and then he lost consciousness at some point.
It was noon when I woke up again.
The sound of the TV was ringing, and there should still be someone in the room.
According to the plot in ordinary TV series, Shen Guanglin should lift the quilt at this time, take a look at his body, and then start screaming.
Because his clothes are missing.
Slept naked all night.
In fact, when Shen Guanglin woke up, he knew that he was sleeping naked, and the touch was different.
According to the general situation, the next day after drinking baijiu, you will definitely be "on the top", that is, your mind will be filled with explosives.
The scientific explanation is that liquor contains fusel oil, which is a mixture of fatty alcohols with a carbon number greater than 2. This stuff is actually poisonous, and it is inevitable to drink too much.
Why is there no such thing in Maotai?After the research is clear, you can apply for the academician of the Academy of Engineering.
Of course, after the application may not be approved.
Shen Guanglin put on his clothes and went out to find water to drink.
Sure enough, Li Li's sister was sitting on the sofa watching TV. It seemed to be a TV series, but Shen Guanglin had not watched it.
"Brother Guanglin, you are awake."
The temperature of the air conditioner in the room was low. Li Li was wearing a long T-shirt on her upper body. She didn't know if she was wearing clothes on her lower body. She was watching TV with relish while covering her knees with a pillow.
Oops, dry mouth.
Drink water quickly.
There is no hot water in hotels in Citiland, only mineral water.
However, some people say their tap water can be drunk straight away.
This cow is blowing big.
As long as you compare it carefully, you will find that the standard of tap water in our country is higher than that of most states in Citi.
There is secondary pollution in our water pipes. Their water pipes have been used for decades. Is it not polluted?
Shen Guanglin had experience studying abroad, and of course he knew the real situation. They all have water purifier filters, and the filtered water is of course drinkable.
Of course, they do not have the habit of drinking hot water.
The real situation of Citi Country is that the tap water in many places is carcinogenic, but it must be drunk. The local government can only lower the water quality monitoring standards.
They have a very interesting thing, that is, the laws of various places are made by themselves.
For example, if the "mercury" content in the local water exceeds the standard, it is really difficult to deal with, what should we do?
Then there is no mercury test item in the water quality monitoring standard, and other items are qualified.
Shut their ears and steal the bell, they play very slippery.
After drinking the water, Shen Guanglin sat side by side with Li Li, and the two of them had done many intimate actions, which were naturally very casual.
Holding her waist: "Did I drink too much yesterday?"
"You know it, but I can't even move it." Li Li glanced at Teacher Shen, then watched TV.
"Who brought me back? Which teacher?"
Speaking of this, Li Li had tears in her eyes: "The teachers also drank too much. It was Bai Bing and I who helped you over."
"Aiya, I'm so shameless, thank you, so how did I take a bath?" Of course Shen Guanglin thought of it, Li Li must have washed him for him.
"Also said, you sleep like a dead pig. We took off your clothes with great difficulty. Of course, we washed you together." Li Li's face turned red as she spoke.
I'm going, such a fragrant process is not sober, it's a failure!
Would you continue to go for a drink today?
(End of this chapter)
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