Actor's reincarnation

Chapter 1545 Farce
Amidst the uproar and noise, Liu Haizhong walked out of the middle courtyard with his hands behind his back and stomach in a serious manner.

"Let's go, let's go! Get out of the way!" Liu Guangfu bluffed to clear the way for his father, looking arrogant.

This kid was not an honest boy at first, he was wandering around on the street every day after dropping out of school, now he has become a reasonable young man, he has completely forgotten himself.

In the entire compound, he is only afraid of two and a half people now——

Su Yi and Sha Zhu count as two, and his father Liu Haizhong counts as half.

According to the long-standing practice, when the general meeting of the hospital is held, the neighbors will form a circle, and the three uncles will sit in the middle.But today, after Liu Guangfu gave Liu Haizhong the main seat, he himself moved a stool and sat in the middle.

This scene caused an uproar on the scene.

"Liu Guangfu, have you lost your mind and gone crazy?" Silly Zhu has the straightest temper and is not afraid of things, so he stared and asked, "Is that where you are sitting? You? Get off now, don't be so naked Grinding your ass, turning around in circles is embarrassing!"

The neighbors burst into laughter.

"Silly Zhu, you young man, don't force me to deal with you!" Liu Guangfu yelled, "The times are different now, as I am, I have to sit here!"

"What kind of identity do you have? You put a feather duster in your skin, pretending to be a big-tailed wolf?" Sha Zhu scolded.

Everyone laughed again.

"I'm the captain, what do you think I am?" Liu Guangfu called out.

"Yo, I was scared to death. Does the country pay you, the captain of the team? If you don't get paid, what kind of leader is your team?" Silly Zhu sneered.

"I don't ask for anything in return for my work. I am selfless and dedicated. I am honored!" Liu Guangfu said angrily.

"If I don't smoke you today..." Silly Zhu stood up while rolling up his sleeves, so frightened that Liu Guangfu hurriedly hid.

"What are you doing! Silly Zhu, be more honest, don't force me to deal with you!" Liu Haizhong said with a glare.

"You? Get rid of me?" Silly Zhu was not afraid of him at all, "Second Master, let's not brag, you can still scare others, get rid of me? Then you are Uncle Wang who met Uncle Yu, you are so short!"

The neighbors couldn't stop laughing.

In the past at this time, Yi Zhonghai would have stopped foolish nonsense, but today he and Yan Fugui watched this scene with a smile and did not stop it.

Shazhu is a little bit crazy, the more everyone cheers, the more proud he is.Seeing that Liu Haizhong was so angry that he pointed at him and trembled, he exaggerated "tsk tsk" and said, "Oh, why are you so angry? That's right! I will piss you off! Let you be a demon all day long!"

"Silly Zhu, you're almost done!" Liu Guangtian in the crowd couldn't stand it anymore, "Whatever it is, is it appropriate for you to contradict an old man in front of so many people?"

Silly Zhu glanced at him, and said with a smile: "Your boy is now following Yuan Dynasty, which is much more pleasing to the eye than in the past. Okay, I will save face, and I will stop talking!"

He smiled and sat down, and he really didn't say anything.

"Liu Guangtian, your younger brother has already sat up, why don't you go?" Someone asked with a smile.

Liu Guangtian remained silent with a dark face.

Liu Haizhong said: "Okay, I let Guangfu come up, there is a reason for this, the answer will be revealed to everyone later, the meeting is now! Cough cough!"

After he coughed twice, everyone gradually became quiet.

"Well, recently, we..."

Liu Haizhong talked about the general environment and background, saying that the courtyard should also keep pace with the times, so what.

Suddenly the topic changed: "But Comrade Yi Zhonghai in our courtyard, as a member of the working class, his awareness is too low! I think he can't keep up with the trend of the times, and he can't lead our entire courtyard. This... ..."

Liu Haizhong's words made everyone realize what was going to happen. For a while, no one spoke, and the courtyard was silent, only Liu Haizhong's voice echoed.

After Liu Haizhong finished speaking, Yi Zhonghai chuckled, stood up and said loudly: "Okay, no need to say more! I am a low-level person, and I am not enlightened enough. I think I am not capable and qualified to continue When I become an old man, I take the initiative to abdicate to let the virtuous! From now on, I will be an ordinary neighbor in the courtyard. If there are any big or small things in the courtyard, you don't need to discuss with me in the future, I will just listen to the greeting. "

After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked into the crowd without looking back, and sat down beside Da Ma.

Amidst the uproar, Liu Haizhong was excited, with a happy expression on his face: "Okay! Everyone heard it, Comrade Yi Zhonghai still has self-knowledge, knowing that he can't lead the whole courtyard to a bright future, so he took the initiative to abdicate, which is very good Well, the most important thing for a person is to recognize himself clearly. As the saying goes, a country cannot live without a king, and a courtyard cannot live without a master.”

"Oh, I asked you to say this word. Second uncle, please stop dragging the text. In Yuanchao's words, a dog would shake its head after hearing your words." Silly Zhu interjected again.

Everyone roared with laughter, and some even shook their heads with laughter.

Su Yi smiled without saying a word, watching the farce with cold eyes.

Liu Haizhong made a big face, gave Sha Zhu a hard look, coughed a few times to suppress his laughter, and then said: "Be serious! Let's talk about business, this is a very serious Zheng Zhi issue, laughing haha What is the integrity? Well, in short, the courtyard has to elect a grandpa, and now there are two candidates, Comrade Yan Fugui and me. Old Yan, do you want to run for this grandpa?"

Liu Haizhong looked at Yan Fugui.

According to what he and Yan Fugui had discussed before, Yan Fugui would definitely not fight with him, so he would become a great master logically.

He was actually a little nervous, fearing that Yan Fugui and Su Yi would join forces to cause trouble and take away the position of uncle.

Fortunately, what he was worried about didn't happen. Yan Fugui waved his hand and said, "I'm not talented enough, and I don't have enough virtue. I don't have the qualifications to be this uncle. Come on."

Liu Haizhong looked happy again: "Okay, the third master said that he is not a master, so I can only take the position of the master. I am now the deputy captain of the inspection team of the rolling mill and a leading cadre ..."

"Second uncle, are you ashamed to say that you are a leading cadre in front of Yuanchao?" Sha Zhu sneered again, "If I remember correctly, you are still a worker, and you are also paid a worker's salary? You are a temporary appointment in the factory. That's all, people aiding the DPRK is a real director leader!"

"Silly Zhu, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!" Liu Haizhong turned pale with anger, "Now it's time to choose a master, not to be inferior to other officials! If you disturb the order of the venue again, I will You must be cured! Don't force me!"

"Why are you still in a hurry? Oh? Well done, I won't talk anymore, you keep talking, keep talking!" Silly Zhu said with a smile.

Liu Haizhong was so angry that he didn't have the heart to make any more preparations. He looked around and said in a bad mood: "Anyway, now I'm the big man in our yard! Comrade Yan Fugui also mentioned that he is our The second uncle of the courtyard. In this way, our courtyard still lacks a third uncle! Because of the current environment..."

After a few words, he said again: "So we must also respond to the call, lead by example, and give more opportunities to young people. I don't shy away from relatives, and I think that Comrade Liu Guangfu should be the third master of our courtyard!"

The whole courtyard was buzzing loudly, and everyone's face was full of absurdity.

"Quiet! Quiet!" Liu Guangfu slapped the table and shouted, "I am the captain of the reasonable youth group in our area. If anyone says that I am not qualified, stand up! I will personally lead someone to your house and ask why! I want to ask you what kind of mentality prevents me from making progress?"

Everyone was quiet, and everyone dared not speak out.

Liu Haizhong looked pale, and said, "Although Guangfu is my son, he does not represent our old Liu family. Everyone must weigh it carefully before speaking. Now I will ask again, Liu Guangfu has been promoted to the third grade of our courtyard. Grandpa, whoever has an opinion, raise your hand!"

He looked around for a week, and when his eyes fell on Su Yi, he was a little dignified, but Su Yi just smiled and chatted with a neighbor, without even looking at him.

He breathed a sigh of relief, what he was most worried about was Su Yi's opposition, but Su Yi was very "honest" today, he felt that he was the one who calmed down Su Yi, and he couldn't help but feel a little proud.

One hand was raised high, and it was particularly conspicuous in the silence of the audience.

Liu Haizhong said disgustedly: "Silly Zhu, why is it you again, you must make trouble, right?"

"Hey, how can this be called making trouble? Second uncle, you are being unreasonable. How can I call it making trouble when I raise my hand?" Sha Zhu asked back.

"Okay, okay, you didn't make trouble!" Liu Haizhong sneered, "Then let me ask you, why do you object?"

"I don't object, who said I'm going to object?" Silly Zhu said, "Liu Guangfu is the third master in the courtyard. I support it with both hands. Really, it's so suitable!"

Liu Haizhong looked at him with a frown, wondering what he was going to do.

"Then why are you raising your hand?" he asked.

"There is just one thing I don't want to understand." Silly Zhu looked puzzled, "Second uncle——no, I have to call you uncle now!"

Liu Haizhong subconsciously straightened his waist.

"Master, this Liu Guangfu will be the third master from now on." Silly Zhu said, "You are two fathers, but you are both elders... How do you talk about this life? Are you a father-son relationship or a brother relationship from now on? This is a bit This is a mess..."

Amidst the laughter of the audience, Liu Haizhong trembled with anger.

Silly Zhu smiled triumphantly, and deliberately loudly said: "I, I kindly give you an idea. If you are like this, you will close the door in your own house in the future. The father is the father, and the son is the son. It is still the original theory. But if When you leave the house, Guangfu calls you big brother, and you call Guangfu third younger brother, so there will be no confusion..."

"Hahaha……"

The whole courtyard and neighbors laughed like crazy, Sha Zhu was too hurt.

"Silly Zhu, what the hell!" Liu Guangfu was furious.

"Tie Sun, I've been holding you back for a long time, try to scold me again!" Silly Zhu stepped forward and grabbed Liu Guangfu by the collar without saying a word. The latter's face flushed, but he didn't dare to say a word.

Others, old and young, are all afraid of his stupidity, but Sha Zhu is not afraid, and he has no reason to do anything to Sha Zhu, so he is really afraid of Sha Zhu.

"Let's go! Let me go!" Liu Haizhong pushed and pushed the two of them away, his face flushed, and he slapped the table, finally calming down the scene.

"The uncle in the yard is just a title, it's not a seniority! It's the same as the director and section chief, it's a title! Silly Zhu, stop messing around, don't think I really can't do anything about you! I won't talk to you right now Forget about it, let's read the libretto on a donkey, we'll see!" Liu Haizhong also got angry, pointing at the silly pillar and shouting viciously.

"Oh, you scared me to death, come and clean me up, my skin is itchy and uncomfortable." Silly Zhu said.

"Okay, silly Zhu, don't say a few words, hurry up and finish the meeting, it's getting late." Yan Fugui held back a smile.

Silly Zhu glanced at him, and was slightly silent: "Yes, the second brother has spoken, I have to listen."

After Ran Qiuye cleaned up, everyone in the school saw her as if they had seen a plague god. Only Yan Fugui, what to do or what to do, kept going with Ran Qiuye as usual, yelling at each other. Yan Fugui became more respectful.

"Fuck you!" Yan Fugui was stunned, and scolded, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Everyone laughed again, the Liu family father and son glared at Sha Zhu resentfully, today their faces were completely embarrassed by Sha Zhu.

On the other side, Su Yi also couldn't help laughing, Sha Zhu is so generous, it's really pissing people off.

"Old Liu, do you think there's anything else going on? If there's nothing wrong, let's go." Yan Fugui asked Liu Haizhong.

Liu Haizhong gave Sha Zhu a hard look, coughed hard, and said loudly: "There is one last thing to do today, and that is..."

Everyone's faces changed, and the original cheerful atmosphere disappeared in an instant.

Is that right...

Liu Haizhong was very satisfied with the atmosphere, and clapped his hands triumphantly: "Bring people up!"

As they spoke, the two escorted Lou Xiao'e, who was tied up in five flowers, out of the hanging flower gate from the middle courtyard.

With tears in her eyes and flushed face, Lou Xiaoe struggled violently, but how could she struggle better than two burly men?

These two people are subordinates of Liu Haizhong's inspection team.

Liu Haizhong looked around triumphantly, everyone avoided his eyes, he pointed at Lou Xiaoe and gave out.

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Guangfu also jumped out, spit on Lou Xiaoe first, with one hand on his hips, pointed at Lou Xiaoe with the other and began to yell.

This set of insults is very easy to pronounce, and he obviously uses it often.

Lou Xiaoe's face was full of humiliation, her eyes were panicked and she searched in the crowd, and finally met Su Yi's eyes, she showed a begging look.

Su Yi stood up and nodded to her, and Lou Xiaoe burst into tears.

Liu Guangfu, who had his back turned to Su Yi and was scolding vigorously, didn't notice, but Liu Haizhong saw Su Yi walking out of the crowd, and his expression changed drastically.

"Su Yuanchao, what do you want!" He asked loudly.

Liu Guangfu's cursing stopped abruptly, and seeing Su Yi walking towards him, he was so frightened that he ran away like a rabbit and hid in the crowd.

But Su Yi ignored him and went straight to Lou Xiaoe.

The two inspectors looked at Su Yi nervously.

"Get out!" Su Yi said flatly.

The two of them lowered their heads, not daring to say a word, and let go of Lou Xiao'e.

(End of this chapter)