rebirth of change

Chapter [-] Who Lost Face?

Liu Mingjian's answer drew louder laughter than Sun Xiaolei's. This guy was so awesome that he asked the teacher to guess the answer. Only Chen Kangjie had a cold face and couldn't laugh.

Wu Hui is a teacher who has just graduated. She lacks experience in all aspects. She has never encountered such a situation. She is a girl in her early years. Teasing and crying, he walked out of the teacher. Seeing this scene, Liu Mingjian showed a smug smile.

Chen Kangjie didn't see Liu Mingjian's smug smile, but he could conclude that this guy definitely did it on purpose, otherwise he wouldn't have given such a stupid and offensive answer.

It's just that Chen Kangjie can't replace the teacher in this kind of thing. Teacher Wu Hui has to deal with it himself, so that he can mature at work. As a teacher, all kinds of mischievous children will meet, and the teacher must have a way to deal with it Otherwise, there is no way to adapt to this job.

About seven or eight minutes later, Wu Hui came back. Except for the reddish eyes and traces of crying, everything else returned to normal, "Liu Mingjian, please sit down, let's continue the class."

Liu Mingjian had been standing before, with a sense of standing out from the crowd, but now that Wu Hui said that, he sat down proudly.

Chen Kangjie was noncommittal about Teacher Wu Hui's handling. At least he didn't yell, nor did he become angry like a ghost. This is a mature performance. He can adjust his state in a few minutes and is a qualified teacher. worker.

The other students thought that Liu Mingjian would be criticized, but the result turned out to be so flat, which surprised everyone.

After the politics class came the English class. During the break, teacher Wu Hui had already learned that Chen Kangjie hadn’t got the teaching materials and sent him a set. Chen Kangjie was very grateful to her, even though he had the teaching materials in his head, but Wu Hui was so careful, is very good.

Chen Kangjie's English is already very good, but he is really interested in the English textbooks of this era. The reason is that this is a kind of collective memory. There are not many students who went to junior high school in the 90s who did not have deep memories of ei. The parrot "rotten glass" (some people pronounce i'mpolly as rotten glass), of course, the twins Lily and Lucy, Jim, Kate, Lintao and so on are basically not forgotten by everyone. As for the tall stature, Missgao, a female teacher who wears a skirt and has curly hair, was later called by many people as "'fan' dead high".

Chen Kangjie remembers that more than ten years later, a singer surnamed Xu wrote a song called "Li Lei and Han Meimei", which won great resonance. Giordano even launched ei (lh for short) T-shirts in 06. This The t-shirts, which are limited to 00 pieces worldwide, are very popular, because his potential customer base is really strong. From 1990 to 00, there are hundreds of millions of junior high school students who have used this set of textbooks. <", anyway, it made everyone stunned. Only Chen Kangjie and Fan Xuexi didn't feel anything. On the contrary, Chen Kangjie even felt that the spoken language of "Haunting Ghost" was really awkward, and he didn't know whether it was a London accent or a New York accent.

In fact, this is quite normal. In this era, not to mention the mainland, even in the coastal areas, there are not many foreigners who can meet foreigners. There are very few people who can really speak a foreign language fluently. To learn pronunciation, basically tape and radio , there are no English-language movies or TV, let alone English-language news or even English-language channels in many provinces after more than ten years.

According to the routine, the ghosts are taught the alphabet first, but he has no sense of accomplishment at all, because Chen Kangjie taught the alphabet he wanted to teach the day before yesterday.It stands to reason that Chen Kangjie helped him share the teaching tasks for three class hours. He should be grateful to Chen Kangjie, but this guy just didn't do that. He hated Chen Kangjie.

It happened that Chen Kangjie was reading his own book and hadn't listened to Difficult Ghost's lectures at all, so he was caught by Difficult Ghost.

"Chen Kangjie, you understand everything, right? You don't need to listen to the teacher's lectures, do you?" Gui Difficult suddenly stopped, threw the textbooks on the lecture seat smartly, and teased Chen Kangjie dissatisfied.

"Mr. Gui, what do you say? I didn't affect anyone. I'm also listening to the class you said!" Chen Kangjie raised his head.

"You are listening to my lecture, so what are you doing with your head buried?" Chen Kangjie is not so easy to let go of the ghost.

"Teacher, does listening to a class have anything to do with raising your head and bowing your head? You need to raise your head to be considered as listening to a class? Does that mean you have to shake your head a... b... c... ah?" Chen Kangjie is because you don't give me face , then I don’t need to give you face, so the abc behind him was memorized by shaking his head like a child’s memorization in ancient times, which caused many students to cover their mouths and laugh.

"Okay, since you don't bother to listen, it means you will. Come up and read this paragraph to me." The ghost couldn't save face, and planned to make Chen Kangjie lose face. If Chen Kangjie couldn't read it, he just reprimanded him and sent him He dragged him to the headmaster to see what the headmaster had to say.He seems to have forgotten that the first lesson of English does not require learning conversations.

Chen Kangjie put down what he was doing, walked up to the podium, picked up his textbook, and flipped through a random conversation for Chen Kangjie.

"Mr. Gui, can't you find a difficult one?".

When Chen Kangjie saw the text pointed out to him by the ghost, what immediately came to his mind was the sketch "Selling Cars" by Mr. Zhao and Mr. Fan. Mr. Fan said: "Don't be like a three-year-old child, if you are capable, you will be four years old." Years old~~", Mr. Zhao said: "Can you do it when you are four years old?" Mr. Fan replied: "I don't care about five years old~~"

"You read this paragraph first, don't just brag and show off, if you don't know how to do this paragraph, I will take you to the Academic Affairs Office or the principal's office." Ghost Difficult was very embarrassed and angry at Chen Kangjie's contemptuous tone. <, lilei, and jim kept repeating the same greeting.

Chen Kangjie finished reading very quickly, without even a pause in the middle, and the ghost and his classmates found out, Chen Kangjie almost didn't read the book, the students admired Chen Kangjie very much, even Fan Xuexi did not dare to underestimate Chen Kangjie up.In fact, if Chen Kangjie would stop reading this paragraph, then he should buy a piece of tofu and kill him.

"Mr. Gui, I've finished reading. Is there anything else I can do?" Chen Kangjie asked provocatively. Today, Chen Kangjie must subdue Difficult Ghost, otherwise he will not know how difficult this guy is in the future.

"If you can read something, you must be able to translate it. I will listen to the translation to see if you really understand it, and if you are deluded."

Chen Kangjie said in his heart, well, you really gave me a fifth-grade difficulty, but Chen Kangjie still did a translation.In fact, there is nothing to translate this at all. If it is replaced by a Chinese, it would be "Hey, buddy, have you eaten?", "Eat, how about you?", "Oh, I ate too"....

"Teacher Gui, is that right?" Chen Kangjie finished translating a few sentences, and asked back. In order not to make excuses for the ghost, Chen Kangjie translated according to the standard answers in the textbook. Although it was a bit blunt, it doesn't matter so much now.

Chen Kangjie always felt that this dialogue was very strange, especially the sentence "and you", which almost solidified the logic of many people's spoken English, and many people suffered from the "and you" syndrome. There is no way to communicate with foreigners.

"Well, it's barely right", even a simple "yes", even a simple "yes", I dare not say it bluntly, and take advantage of this kind of words.

"Mr. Gui, I happen to have a passage that I don't quite understand. Let me read it and you can translate it for me." Chen Kangjie was planning to give him a hard time.

"Okay, which paragraph are you reading?", Difficult Ghost handed the textbook to Chen Kangjie, he thought Chen Kangjie wanted to read the article in the textbook. <o sleep;...".

Chen Kangjie recited a long passage without a book, the first two sentences were not clear at all, and the more he went on, the more frightened he was, because he could hardly understand it at all.If it is in the textbook, then he can be said to be familiar with it, but Chen Kangjie does not play cards according to common sense. How could he come up with a "third grade" topic like a ghost? This passage is from Shakespeare's "Hamlet". A very classic line, if replaced many years later, many college students who are good at foreign languages ​​can memorize it, but for now, especially for a junior high school English teacher, it is really quite difficult.

Gui Nantang hesitated, "Yes... or not...".

"Mr. Gui, from what you started, it is probably difficult for you to translate correctly. Maybe I told you, if you don't believe me, go back and read "Hamlet", and then look through the reference book to see how it was translated." Chen Kangjie hurriedly Stop him, because his first sentence is already wrong, and it will be difficult to think right about the rest.

"You..." Gui Nantang felt a big stone pressing on his chest, he couldn't breathe smoothly, his face flushed red from embarrassment.

"Mr. Gui, I don't mean anything else. I just want you to attend your class. I will do my business. Let's not get in the way of anyone else, okay?" Chen Kangjie whispered in the naughty ear , Then he got off the podium and returned to his seat.

On the podium, there was a stunned expression on the part of the ghost, but there was an attitude of admiration off the stage, including Fan Xuexi. What they admired was not the embarrassing ghost, but Chen Kangjie, who was showing off his might.

He didn't even know how to finish the haunting lesson, anyway, he was really embarrassing today.