My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 192 Li Xiao's Stick Technique (Subscribe)
Martial arts in the world originate from boxing, and weapons in the world originate from sticks.

Wulang gossip stick is even more varied, both long and short, both single and single. Four characters are the tactic.

Inside the door to see the door, the layman to watch the fun.

Laymen don't need to understand so much, they just need to say: "It's so beautiful!"

Nowadays, there are fewer and fewer people who can play sticks.

Even in movies and novels, the protagonists are more likely to play swords.

The sword spits out letters like a white snake, and shuttles like a swimming dragon. Sometimes it is as light as a swallow, and sometimes it is as sudden as lightning.

One word, handsome!
A man aspires to become a hero with a sword in his hand. He is full of passion, willing to love and hate, and possesses superb swordsmanship.

Women yearn to meet heroes with swords, who are handsome, cool, unrestrained, and aloof, but they only need a gangster with an evil heart, to be rescued by heroes, and to be rescued by heroes, so that they can make a promise with their bodies. Live a life of friendship and shamelessness with the heroes.

As everyone knows, in fact, only when men play with sticks can they play more delicately and gracefully.

Because every man is born with a stick.

And if a woman wants to live a shameless life with a hero, and give birth to ten or eight fat boys, the hero's stick technique must also be 'precise' and 'superb'!
Just like the lines in the movie "Kung Fu" starring Master Xing: Goro gossip stick, ever-changing, unpredictable!
However, when facing the Three-hole Qin Demon from the Axe Gang, the coolie Twelve-Road Tan legs were both offensive and defensive and well-deserved, but he was instantly killed. Zhong Zhizun, but he was also bruised from the beating, only Wu Lang Ba Bang stick lasted the longest.

"This headmaster is so fierce!"

"For the first time I like a man with a stick!"

"Isn't the Monkey King who was a child count?"

"That's a monkey, it's only half a man!"

"I also have a stick, and I am also very fierce, which young lady wants to try it?"

The newcomers who just came to the live broadcast room have been completely attracted by Li Xiao.

Most of them just came to the live broadcast room to watch Huang Sanshi and others in "Longing for Life". Who would have imagined that they fell into Li Xiao's pit in just one morning.

This is simply a treasure anchor!
Loved it!

Pay attention decisively!

At this moment, Li Xiao has entered the realm of selflessness.

Every move, every move, has the sound of breaking the wind.

And more aggressive.

The photographer wanted to step forward to get a clearer picture, but he slammed a stick. Although he missed him, the strong wind caused his face to hurt, so he could only retreat slowly to a safe distance.

"Comfortable!"

Li Xiao retracted the stick.

This time playing stick, he felt very happy.

At least he was sweating.

Coupled with breathing the unpolluted fresh air unique to the countryside, the whole person feels refreshed.

This feeling is very wonderful, like bathing in the cool breeze of early spring, it makes people feel very comfortable.

"Quack quack!"

Seeing Li Xiao finish playing with the stick, the usually aloof colored lights became excited, flapped their wings and screamed at the top of their voices.

Lantern: Cool!Seeing it makes my blood boil, and I want to scare the little sheep Xingxing!
As we all know, the little sheep Xingxing is afraid of sharp-billed animals.

This is not hypocritical, but was bullied by sharp-billed animals when I was a child, which will leave a psychological shadow.

Just like some girls are afraid of cockroaches and mice.

In "Extreme Challenge", the program team used chickens to scare the little sheep Xingxing.

And he was so frightened that he fled to Yan Wang Honglei's room and said, "Brother Honglei, there is a chicken in my room!"

Hong Lei narrowed his small eyes in doubt, and said, "Prostitute?"

One is about animals, and the other is about occupations, which once created a famous scene.

In "Let's Go Through", the guest Huang Xiaolei is also afraid of sharp-billed animals.

She said: "When I was a child, I went to the toilet and was squatting to pee, but a rooster came over and kept nagging at my butt, leaving a shadow."

Shen Teng on the side said with a broken mouth: "The rooster is not trying to nudge you, it is thirsty, looking for water to drink!"

Once drove the car to kindergarten!
"Handsome handsome!"

At some point, He Rihuo and the others woke up and gathered around.

He Rihuo applauded first.

Little Sheep Xingxing admired it: "In the future, if my new song is made into a MV, I will definitely find you!"

Peng Yuchang's face was filled with admiration, and he said, "Brother, I sincerely want to worship you as my teacher. In this way, I won't need technical guidance when I shoot martial arts scenes in the future."

He has convinced Li Xiao from the bottom of his heart, and even changed his address.

At first he thought that Li Xiao was simply handsome, good-looking, and superficial, but after a night of contact, he first fooled the director's team's routines, and then he was superb martial arts with knives and guns, he was both civil and military. , omnipotent, must worship.

Huang Sanshi even secretly said: "When filming in the future, if there is any suitable role, I will definitely recommend the director. This stick method is simply a new generation of action superstar!"

"Come on, wipe off your sweat!"

He Rihuo warmly greeted him with a towel, and asked, "Director, where did you learn this stick technique? Shaolin Temple?"

Li Xiao joked: "When I was a child, I watched a movie, "Wu Lang Ba Bang Stick" starring Liu Jiahui. I learned a little bit of it, and somehow I got it."

The younger generation may not know Lau Ka Fai, but as long as his two roles are mentioned, they must know.

One is the scholar's life-threatening sword in the movie "Tang Bohu Spots the Autumn Fragrance" by Master Xing.

One is the villain Xie Jianxian in Hu Ge's TV series "Legend of Sword and Fairy".

Li Xiao's joke made Huang Sanshi and the others stunned for an instant.

Self taught?

Awesome!
If this was placed in ancient times, it would be the standard physique of the protagonist with martial arts talent, every second of every day and every second of air!
If you meet a beggar who sells martial arts cheats in the star master movie "Kung Fu", then you can't take off!
"Fuck! The director is a genius!"

"Young man, wow, it's amazing, it's amazing, you have a spiritual light emanating from the sky, you know, you have a body that has been trained at a young age, it's like a martial arts genius that you can't see in a hundred years, if one day Let you get through the two veins of Ren and Du, and if you don’t fly to the sky, as the saying goes, I will not go to hell, whoever goes to hell, police the evil and punish rape, and maintain world peace. This task will be entrusted to you, okay?"

"Don't say anything, I will go to see that movie too, and I will start self-study tomorrow."

"Take me one!"

"I don't care what the director said. I do care that the director is so good at martial arts, and his physical fitness must be great. When he is in bed, not only can he last for a long time, but he can also unlock a variety of postures. Girlfriend, it must be very cool and comfortable!"

There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room.

at this time.

Sister Zifeng ran out of the room and yelled, "Come and see, something happened to Xiao Hei!"

(End of this chapter)