Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 123 Unsolvable Triple God Question! (Add more rewards for the name of Huang)
Why did you come to teach Chinese?
Well, Professor Ye looked approvingly at the classmate who asked this question.

Good question!
It's really good!

Why did Lao Tzu come to teach the Chinese Department, don't you guys have a bit of a clue?
Isn't it because I scolded the five professors in your department and ran away, and there are no teachers in class, so I came to top the bag!
Of course, Ye Feng thought so in his heart, but he wouldn't say it out of his mouth.

"I know, many people think that I am a mathematician." Ye Feng stared at this classmate, and said with some deep thoughts: "But in fact, in my eyes, there is no distinction between arts and sciences, because I can't tell the difference at all." What is mathematics and what is literature! Whether it is mathematics or literature, when you get to the end, you will find that they are all philosophy.”

Listening to Ye Feng's magnetic voice and seeing his dark and deep look, everyone in the classroom was taken aback by Ye Feng's sudden seriousness.

Even President Wu and President Zhao couldn't help but sit upright, looking at Ye Feng with a startled spirit.

Can't tell the difference between math and literature?

philosophy?

The end of literature and Neo-Confucianism is philosophy?

It was the first time for everyone to hear this theory.

Could it be that Professor Ye's realm has reached this point?
Hundreds of curious eyes revealing thoughtful eyes stared straight at Ye Feng.

If it is said that Ye Feng's humor at the beginning was to draw the distance from the students, but now the inscrutability is to establish a tall image of himself.

As a teacher, you should not only be a friend of the students, but also a star that the students cannot touch.Only in this way, when they stumble and need help, they will think of you as a friend; and only in this way, when they are confused and need guidance, they will look up to your star.

In the classroom, the students and teachers all looked at Ye Feng seriously on the podium, and everyone was waiting for Ye Feng to explain.Explain why there is philosophy at the end!
Ye Feng on the podium saw that the audience suddenly became quiet, and after a while, he popped out a little confused: "Are you all right? I'm leaving now."

Principal Wu: "..."

Dean Zhao: "..."

The professors and students were all speechless.

Your second uncle!
Everyone almost didn't hold back internal injuries, they almost vomited blood!
You are so advanced, but you just said a word and then disappeared?
Even Her Lady Queen, who was watching the live broadcast on her mobile phone, was speechless and couldn't help but rub her forehead.This guy is still so unreliable.

"Ahem, well, let's continue to ask questions." Principal Wu turned around and said a word, although he was quite speechless to Ye Feng, but at this time he stood up and gave Ye Feng the pressure.

As soon as Principal Wu spoke, the atmosphere in the classroom suddenly became active.

At this time, a male student with pigtails sitting in the middle "stand up without clicking".

As soon as this student stood up, all the students in the classroom "wowed".

"This guy is going to be a monster again!" Su Ling looked at the boy with her mouth pouted and frowning, and muttered, "If he dares to make things difficult for my brother-in-law, I will never end with him!"

There are also classmates talking in a low voice.

"It was fun to watch."

"Hey, Professor Ye is going to be difficult."

"Senior Dou Niwan's name is not just for talking."

"I hope Senior Dou will be merciful. He made a new female teacher cry last time."

"It's fine for others. If he dares to embarrass Professor Ye, do you think President Wu can let him go?"

At this time, President Wu and President Zhao also turned their heads and took a look at him. The two students knew each other. There was nothing he could do.

After the boy stood up, he asked with a smile: "Professor Ye, you just said that no matter it is Neo-Confucianism or Literature, it is philosophy in the end, so you must be very knowledgeable about philosophy?"

Ye Feng could also see that this kid was a dishonest master, and he probably wanted to make a fool of himself.But Ye Feng was not afraid, he just smiled, "A little research."

Senior Dou immediately said: "Okay, then I will venture to ask you a philosophical question."

"Well, tell me." Ye Feng nodded.

"We all know that God is omnipotent, so can God create a rock that he cannot lift?"

When everyone heard it, they were immediately speechless.

What's the problem?
Isn't this the famous God paradox in philosophy?
We all know that it is a paradox, and that is a question that cannot be answered.

If you ask Professor Ye such a question, if he can answer it, then there is something wrong!

Principal Wu, Zhao Huangming and several teachers in the department also frowned, it really was a thorn in the head, didn't this mean to make Ye Feng look bad?

Su Ning on the other end of the phone frowned after hearing this question. Why does she feel that this student is so annoying?To ask such a question!snort!Let's see how your Professor Ye will deal with you in the future!
Senior Dou Niwan seemed to explain: "I'm not asking nonsense. Although this is a paradox, isn't that what philosophy is like? Even if it is a paradox, everyone will have their own opinions. I just want to I just know Professor Ye’s understanding of this paradox.”

However, Ye Feng didn't pay much attention to it, instead he smiled and asked an irrelevant question, "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Ok?
As soon as Ye Feng said this, everyone was stunned.

what does this mean?
But Ye Feng didn't care, just looked at this classmate with a smile.

"Ah." Senior Dou was also a little confused, but he still said truthfully: "Yes."

"Are you here?" Ye Feng asked again.

Senior Dou nodded, and looked at the girl sitting beside him.

Although his girlfriend is not from the Chinese department, but in order to accompany him, she came to class with him.

Ye Feng nodded and asked with a smile, "Do you think you love your girlfriend?"

Senior Dou twitched the corners of his mouth, a little confused by Ye Feng's question, big brother, what do you mean by asking this thing?

But Senior Dou still nodded, "Love! Special love!".Senior Dou is also a big brother. In front of so many classmates and so many teachers and leaders of the school, he dared to speak out so boldly, which has to be admired.The girl's face flushed with embarrassment.

"Then does your girlfriend love you?" Ye Feng asked again.

At this moment, Senior Dou looked at his girlfriend. His girlfriend seemed to really like him, and even stood up, nodding solemnly.

Seeing this scene, the students involuntarily twitched their mouths, why does it feel like they are getting married?
Has Professor Ye ever worked as a wedding officiant before?

What do you love or not, brother, what people ask you is the God paradox!
What are you talking about here?

Ignoring everyone's strange gazes, Ye Feng nodded towards them in satisfaction, and said: "Well, before answering your question, can I ask your girlfriend three questions first?"If your girlfriend can answer all the answers, how about I give you the answer? "

Senior Dou frowned, didn't answer, just looked at his girlfriend.

"Okay!" His girlfriend was bold, and blurted out without thinking about it.

"Professor Ye, you can't ask about other people's privacy!" Senior Dou added hastily.

Ye Feng smiled slightly, "No problem."

Senior Dou still looked at Ye Feng with some doubts, and finally his girlfriend said: "Okay, then you can ask, as long as it is no longer a paradox."

"Hehe, don't worry both of you, I definitely have a clear answer to the question I asked you, it just depends on how you answer it." Ye Feng looked at the two of them and smiled: "My first question is: What about the questions I'm about to ask? Can you answer the second and third questions with just 'yes' or 'no'?"

The girlfriend said with a relaxed face: "Yes."

Ye Feng smiled, "My second question is, can your answer to my third question be consistent with the answer to the second question?"

After Ye Feng finished speaking, his girlfriend frowned and thought for a while before saying, "Yes."

"Listen, my third question is..."

"Can you be my girlfriend?" Ye Feng asked the last question calmly.

After hearing this question, Senior Dou and his girlfriend were dumbfounded, and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!

Senior Dou quickly waved his hands and said, "No, no, no, our answer to the second question is no! Yes, it is no!"

"Oh?" Ye Feng said with interest: "Yes, can't it be changed? Okay, then my third question is still this, can you be my girlfriend?" Ye Feng looked at it with a smile Looking at Senior Dou's girlfriend.

Senior Dou immediately shouted: "No!"

"hehe"

Ye Feng chuckled and said, "Isn't that right? You can't answer the second question. Why is the answer to the third question the same as the second one?"

Senior Dou is not a fool either, after hearing what Ye Feng said, he immediately realized what was going on.

Fuck your second uncle!
I'm hitting your lungs!

Do you want to be so wicked!

How wicked!
There is no way to answer this question!
No matter what you answer, the final result is the same!
When the students around heard it, they all burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha! Awesome!"

"Professor Ye is invincible in these three questions! He is so invincible!"

"This routine is amazing!"

"I can't do it, I'll take these three questions to confess in a while! If I don't succeed, I'll live broadcast and eat shit!"

"How did Professor Ye's brain grow? Can he think of such a problem?"

"A master! Professor Ye saw him as a master of flirting girls!"

"It's so handsome! Professor Ye is not only handsome, but also has such a high IQ. Ahhh, Professor Ye will be my male god in the future!"

Principal Wu smiled.

Even Zhao Huangming, who had a problem with Ye Feng, couldn't help laughing.

Ye Feng's three questions are really amazing, and he uses the philosophical sophistry so brilliantly that they have to admire them.

This Professor Ye Fengye is indeed a super genius that ordinary people can hardly match!

As far as the ability to react and reason, they are things that people like them can't catch up with in their entire lives.

The sister-in-law in the classroom was trembling with laughter, and she couldn't hold the mobile phone steadily in her hand, causing Her Lady Queen to look unsteadily, but at this time Her Lady Queen couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"This guy has such a long brain, he can even think of this kind of question." Su Ning's pretty face was flushed with a smile, and her beautiful eyes were shining with joy.

In the classroom, Senior Dou's face turned red. He wanted to prevent Ye Feng from coming to the stage, but he was so embarrassed that his girlfriend was almost poached by Ye Feng.With a gloomy face on his face, he sat down dejectedly, but now he is convinced by Ye Feng, Professor Ye is really capable!

Ye Feng smiled and said, "Just kidding everyone, don't worry about this classmate, we are married people who can even make soy sauce for our children. The main reason for being a teacher is to worry about you. You should know how to express your love by now. right?"

"Know it!"

"Thank you, Professor Ye!"

"Professor Ye, you have treated me with kindness!"

"If I had met Professor Ye a few days earlier, I might have succeeded in confessing my love!"

After Ye Feng finished speaking, the students below immediately laughed and booed, followed by an extremely warm applause.

After the applause gradually subsided, Ye Feng asked again: "Are there any questions?"

Immediately, countless students below volunteered to raise their hands.

ps: Thank you for the reward of the name of Huang, and I will add more.At the same time, I would also like to thank Brother Piaoling and Gu Nian Shifeng for their rewards, and for the support of everyone's votes and book reviews, thank you everyone.

(End of this chapter)