Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 165 Ah, Headache!

Fifteen points, Ye Feng temporarily ranks first!

According to this rhythm, Ye Feng is very likely to win the championship. Those people from the Poetry Association couldn't sit still, and they came to the world and changed their original titles to more difficult ones. They have changed to more difficult ones.

However, the first contestant who came up with a question was a teacher from Haida University. He also changed the original question, not to a difficult one, but to a particularly simple one.

"Spring is all over the world." After finishing speaking, he glanced at Ye Feng's side, which meant that it was already obvious, that he hoped that Ye Feng could score.

When Zhao Huangming heard this couplet, hey, it's too simple, even he can match it in a second, so Professor Ye still needs to think?

"Ah, headache!"

As soon as Ye heard this Shanglian, come on, he hadn't heard it at all, so he pretended to be dead, and groaned weakly.

Zhao Huangming was concentrating on preparing to speak out for Ye Feng. When Ye Feng finished speaking, he stood up without thinking and said loudly, "Professor Ye is right, head...er?" Before he finished speaking, Zhao Huangming said After reacting, he looked at Ye Feng with a bewildered expression.

At this time, Principal Wu hurriedly said: "What's wrong? What about the doctor? Hurry up and give Professor Ye a massage!"

Zhao Huangming also came to his senses, "I must have used my brain too much just now, Professor Ye don't think about it!"

Haida's side was in chaos again, Zhao Hanyang took the opportunity to say to him: "Thousands of rivers and mountains are full of glory."

The teacher from Haida gave Zhao Hanyang a bitter look, and sat down without saying anything.

Zhao Hanyang scored a point.

The second person, the third person... There have been seven people, and Ye Feng has not made a sound.Until the eighth person is a member of the Poetry Association.

"Mountains, rivers and rivers are beautiful everywhere!" After the man finished speaking, he sat down confidently.There is absolutely no one who can match this uplink.Because, he didn't come up with this couplet, but he heard it from a senior expert by accident. This senior said, this is absolutely!

The so-called absolute means that it is impossible for someone to be right!

Therefore, this ten points, he must win!

However, as soon as he finished speaking, the teacher from Haida just stood up and said a couplet, "chachachacah..."

Seeing someone give the second couplet, but this person didn't panic at all, and even sneered disdainfully, and didn't say anything.

"but!"

Old Feng shook his head, and the other two judges gave the same result.

No match!
The teacher was a little startled, it was obviously a double word, and he got it right, how could he be wrong?

But the judges didn't explain, they just said nothing.

Next, several teachers from Haihai Qingwen Society tried to give the second couplet, but the result was the same, but!

"I didn't understand both of the couplets, so there's still a match?" Zhao Hanyang sneered disdainfully.

Sun Qi over there didn't miss this good opportunity, "Aren't you Professor Ye amazing? Let him come!"

"Yes, Professor Ye is so powerful, isn't such a simple couplet right?" Zhao Hanyang echoed with ill intentions.

The level of their couplets is very high, so it is natural to see the mystery of this couplet. This couplet looks plain, but it is all-encompassing, and it can even be said to be varied. This is an absolute!It is absolutely impossible for someone to come out right!

"Oh, it's better." Ye Feng squinted his eyes and leaned on the seat, listening to the ridicule of Zhao Hanyang and others, he kept sneering in his heart.

"Professor Ye, this Shanglian?"

Zhao Huangming naturally heard their sarcasm, and seeing Ye Feng's face recovered a bit, he tried to ask.However, Principal Wu scolded him with a black face: "What's right? Professor Ye is better. What if you use your brain too much?"

Zhao Huangming's complexion darkened, and after thinking about it, it was indeed the case. He sighed and said, "It's because I didn't think carefully." He was a little disappointed.

When has Haida ever been despised by someone pointing at his nose?
It would be great if Professor Ye was in good health.

Ugh……

Many professors and leaders also sighed, a little helpless, Professor Ye is now like this, really can't use his brain anymore.

However, when everyone was a little disappointed, Ye Feng said weakly: "We are always curious when it is sunny or rainy." Someone Ye has seen this couplet!

Ok?
Everyone was stunned.

"Professor Ye, what did you say?" Zhao Huangming didn't hear clearly this time, so he asked hastily.

But the principal Wu next to him heard it clearly, stood up and said loudly to the person from the Poetry Association: "Professor Ye is always curious about the weather." Does the principal feel good about being pointed at and despised by him?This roar, there is anger, relief, and even more distressed!

Professor Ye is like this, but when Haida needed it, he still stood up without hesitation!
He, the principal, really feels distressed!He would rather their Haida suffer this loss, and he doesn't want Ye Feng to use his brain!But now that he has made a move, he must not weaken Professor Ye's aura, and must not disappoint Professor Ye's wishes. This shout must definitely show Haida's prestige!

In fact, that's exactly what happened. Principal Wu's voice that suddenly stood up really frightened many people.

Even the people from the Poetry Association were taken aback, but they quickly came to their senses, stood up and said with a smile, "Professor Ye is right?"

"Do you have any questions?" Principal Wu asked him with a squinting glance.

Seeing Principal Wu's haughty posture, the man's expression darkened, and he sneered, "I'm so sorry, I can read this couplet backwards."

"Read backwards?" Principal Wu was taken aback, and even many contestants were taken aback.

Xiuxiu is full of mountains and rivers?

Hold the grass!

How can he read it backwards!

In addition to being a double word couplet, this is actually a palindrome couplet?

Zhao Hanyang, Sun Qi and others looked at Ye Feng with a smile.

But Ye Feng didn't panic at all, since he dared to give the second line, he was fully sure.

"I can also read this couplet backwards." Ye Feng squinted his eyes halfway, his voice was like mosquito moaning, and his breath was like hanging silk.But President Wu could hear it clearly, and said loudly: "Professor Ye's second couplet can also be read backwards, Kiki is good at all times!" Although he doesn't know much about couplets, he believes that Professor Ye can also read them. If you read backwards, you will definitely be able to read backwards.Therefore, Principal Wu read it backwards with full confidence.

The person from the Poetry Association was obviously stunned for a moment, and then said: "I can read it together, the landscape is beautiful."

Principal Wu looked at Ye Feng, Ye Feng didn't speak, just nodded, Principal Wu understood, and said loudly: "Professor Ye's second couplet can also be read together, curious when it's sunny or rainy!"

The man was in a hurry, "My upper couplet is on a flower grid, you can read it separately, the mountains are bright, the waters are beautiful, the mountains and rivers are beautiful!"

This time Principal Wu didn't even look at Ye Feng, and just opened his mouth and said, "Coincidentally, Professor Ye's second couplet is also that kind of flower picker, and you can read it separately. When it's sunny, it's good, when it's raining, it's odd, and when it's raining, you're curious!"

Flower thief?
Ye Feng's heart twitched, and he almost fainted. Although he didn't understand it, he was definitely not a flower picker!
However, at this moment, no one cares about this small detail.

The man gritted his teeth and said again: "My Shanglian can still be dismantled, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the mountains and rivers are beautiful everywhere!"

"Hehe, what a coincidence, Professor Ye's second couplet can also be dismantled, sunny or rainy, sunny or rainy, so curious!"

This person is about to vomit blood, and he doesn't believe in evil, "I can still stop and read, the mountains, rivers and rivers are everywhere, bright and beautiful!"

"Hehe, Professor Ye's second couplet can also be read in a wrong place, whether it's sunny or rainy, I'm curious!"

"My Shanglian can still be skipped, the mountains and mountains are beautiful, and the water and water are beautiful!"

"Sorry, Professor Ye's second couplet is fine too." Principal Wu laughed, "Be curious when it's sunny, and be curious when it's raining!"

"You, you, me..."

"What about you, me, and me, let your upper couplet change in ever-changing ways, and my second couplet, Professor Ye, will also change ever-changing!"

Principal Wu waved his hand, and the last sentence was even more domineering, and his image suddenly became stalwart.Zhao Huangming and other Haida leaders next to him looked at Principal Wu in disbelief. Is this the same principal who taught physical education?When did you become so cultured?The last sentence is too level!Have you read too many couplets?
And the people in the Poetry Association are already vomiting blood, what is the agreement?Nima's was actually corrected by Ye Feng?And how long has your sister been here?Not more than 10 minutes!
Is this bastard a monster?

The sound of air-conditioning sucked one after another!
The three judges shouted "Pass" almost at the same time, there is no way not to pass!
This girl is too strong!
The host gave Ye Feng another point excitedly.

Next, it was a contestant from the Federation of Literary and Art Circles, who came out to be quite satisfactory.

"Ah, I have a headache!" After Ye Feng heard it, it's over, it's time to pretend to be dead again, he took a deep breath, and the cold sweat on his forehead started to flow.

"Professor Ye!"

"Quick, massage!"

"Where's the ice pack? Change it!"

"The glucose in the medicine bottle is gone, change it quickly!"

Principal Wu, Principal Zhao and others got busy again, and their hearts were raised in their throats.

(End of this chapter)