lend me your genes

Chapter 67 Tattooing wifi on the back
Li Yiqi almost squirted, what is stinky, I promise you like it, he is not a fly, okay?
And the sour bamboo shoots are not stinky, it's that kind...it's a very special kind of fragrance, it tastes crunchy, the mouth is full of fragrance after eating, and the aftertaste is long, which non-snail powder lovers can't appreciate.

At this moment, Xu Yingxiang noticed the gauze wrapped around Li Yiqi's arm, and his expression changed immediately.

"What's going on here?!"

Li Yiqi glanced at it, and said in a very understated tone: "Oh, I fell down and scratched my skin, so I wrapped it in gauze because I didn't feel comfortable."

"Are you lying to a fool?!"

Xu Yingxiang was angry.

He lowered his face and said angrily: "Come here and show me. I told you earlier that you don't want to be a geek. If you insist on going, you will hurt me all over your body just after taking an exam. It's a good luck. What if it’s over…”

Li Yiqi's eyebrows flew up.

His grandfather has a great skill in chanting and reciting, and if he gets excited, he can't finish it in an hour, and he will turn out the previous things and scold them together, making other people who are so lively can wrinkle into bitter faces.

"what!"

Li Yiqi yelled loudly, startling Xu Yingxiang who was halfway through the chanting.

He looked at Li Yiqi in surprise.

"...Grandpa, I have to take a bath. Oops, I smell all over my body. I haven't taken a bath in the past two days. You smell it and look rotten."

Li Yiqi pulled her clothes for Xu Yingxiang to smell, and when Xu Yingxiang was stunned, she picked up her luggage and strode towards the bedroom. Xu Yingxiang, a little old man, found that his grandson had left, and hurriedly followed behind him, mouthing several times Open and close, have something to say but don't know how to interject.

"Grandpa, I want to take a bath right away. I'm still hungry. You should cook quickly. By the way, I won't eat snail noodles today. I want to eat vegetables."

"Sweet and sour pork ribs, braised eggplant, braised shrimp and tomato scrambled eggs."

"There is more rice to stew, thank you grandpa!"

After speaking, there was a soft bang.

The bedroom door closed in front of Xu Yingxiang's nose, and then there was a crackling sound of the door being locked.When Xu Yingxiang had no time to react, Li Yiqi had already flashed into her room to take a shower.

"hiss……"

This little brat.

The target person dodged, and the magic attack lost its target. Xu Yingxiang felt that he was being fucked, so he could only yell loudly: "Don't get wet on the wound! Just wipe it and it'll be fine—!"

"understood--!"

Li Yiqi put down her luggage.

My room is still the same as when I left, a small room of about [-] square meters, a bed covered with white bedding and gray sheets is placed vertically by the window, a bedside table, a floor lamp, and a wooden wardrobe next to the wall.

There was an incubator on the bedside table.

When Li Yiqi saw it, she suddenly remembered that she still had a pterosaur egg.

He walked over to open the incubator and fished out the palm-sized egg.

The palm-sized pterodactyl egg was placed warmly in the palm of her hand, and Li Yiqi felt that the thing inside moved slightly, as if it had shifted its position.And you can hear its powerful heartbeat.

"How should I arrange you?"

Li Yiqi had a headache.

"How about putting you in the Wild Animal City exhibition in exchange for income..."

"No, it seems that only geeks can have this extra privilege, tsk."

The hatching time of this pterosaur egg is almost after the end of the geek exam. His uncle probably thought that he would definitely pass, so he sent a congratulatory gift in advance, wanting to add joy...Who would have thought that he would be in the second place? The round voluntarily gave up.

Without the privilege of being a geek, things like pterosaurs are difficult to keep.

Think about it, it is not a plant that can be placed quietly at home like a big mouth. Pterosaurs need to fly with wings. At least they need to go for a walk twice a day like a dog. They can’t stay at home all the time. , but it would be too conspicuous to take it out.

He still has the geek peripheral supporter quota, so no one will come to check, but he can't just ride a white tiger out of the street like a beast trainer.

My brain was hot.

...well, it's really hot in the head.

"If it doesn't work, I'll donate you to Wild Animal City."

Li Yiqi said to the egg.

"There are a lot of pterosaurs in Wild Animal City, so go and be the boss."

The pterosaur sent by his uncle is definitely not an ordinary pterosaur. It probably has something special about it, like a dead bug tree with a big mouth. It's no problem to be the boss.

Putting the pterosaur eggs back into the incubator, Li Yiqi began to pack things.

He opened the closet and put the tungsten steel rod vertically into the farthest corner of the closet.

It should not be used in the future.

He will be an ordinary high school student in the future, study hard, and earn money after graduation.

The two grenades have never been used before, and it always feels unsafe to put them in the bedroom. Li Yiqi wants to throw them away, but after thinking about it, she spent money to buy them, and Nini Atti dares to hide the grenades in her hair. Forget it, just keep them. let's go.

Damaged anti-riot shields, bulletproof helmets, submachine guns and sniper rifles snatched in the first round, and counting boxes of ammunition...

These should not be used in the future.

Li Yiqi put them all in a corner and covered them with clothes so that grandpa would not be scared when he saw them.Taking a clean set of clothes from the closet, he moved up the closet door to seal them up.

……

The bathroom is slightly foggy.

The lukewarm water rushes down from the shower head.

Li Yiqi, who had taken off her clothes, bent over, she didn't stand under the shower, she just put her head under it, soaked her hair and squeezed shampoo.

The few cuts made by Xu Luofan's sword were quite deep, and the chest and shoulders still had sharp pains. The wounds were not easy to get wet, and they were easy to fester.

Now the gauze has blood stains oozing out, and if the wound does not heal well, I might have to go to the hospital for stitches.

He remembered that the last time he was cut by a sharp object was when he was six years old. At that time, he wanted to help his grandfather slice fish scales, but he slipped his hand with a kitchen knife and cut his hand. The blood flowed almost to the bottom of a bowl...

Li Yiqi rubbed her hair with both hands, her head covered with foam, while thinking wildly.

Rubbing and rubbing, he suddenly seemed to be frozen, and the whole person froze there.

Suddenly... I have a feeling.

Li Yiqi squinted her eyes covered with foam, quickly took down the shower head, rinsed off the foam three or two times, then walked to the mirror and turned her back.

At the center of the two shoulder blades on his back, there are three black curved lines. At first glance, it looks like a wifi tattoo on his body-this is the characteristic of the chimera life of robbers and robbers.

Bandit Chimera Life is a trendy creature with wifi tattooed on its back.

It used to have only two lines, but now the third line finally appeared.

Li Yiqi's spirits lifted.

Here comes the third skill!

Li Yiqi walked out of the bathroom and took out the seasoning jar that was originally used to store MSG from the closet. The transparent seasoning jar contained stream water, and the planarian was still half dead and alive, wriggling slowly.

Go back to the bathroom with the can, unscrew the can, and put your hand in the sink.

[Touch creature, planarian]

Li Yiqi cheerfully made up a commentary for herself.

(End of this chapter)