So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 239 Shocked, the legendary Liuyiyiwai!

"Da da da."

The teacher held a pointer and tapped rhythmically on the podium table, trying to dispel the drowsiness caused by the bright sunshine at noon in summer.

In the classroom, three or four of the nearly thirty seats were empty, and the rest were occupied by a group of childish dolls.

Even the students who always like to chatter in class are too lazy to speak at this time.

five minutes to go...

four minutes...

three minutes……

The little loli carved in powder and jade was lying on the table with blank eyes, her powdered face seemed to have melted, and she collapsed into a small ball...

I keep counting down the get out of class time in my heart, why is this second so long?

The breathing rhythm was unconsciously deviated by the countdown in my heart, and I held my breath for a long time before I remembered that people can breathe...

"clatter!"

The sound of the whip beating stopped abruptly, making the quiet room even more deadly, only the intermittent coughing and panting sounds from time to time, making the room even more stuffy.

three minutes……

three minutes……

Why is it still three minutes...

"cough!"

The old gentleman on the podium coughed suddenly, trying to attract the attention of all the students.

"It's getting hotter and hotter these days, and everyone may already know the news about school holidays.

The specific situation is the same as in previous years, so I won't say more, other than that..."

The old teacher picked up a stack of papers from the podium and squinted his eyes.

"The results of the quiz before the holiday have also come out, and I have a general understanding of everyone's study situation during this time..."

After a pause, the old gentleman took out a few sheets of paper, put down the other sheets, cleared his throat, his brows were still frowning.

"Of course, this is just a test, not an imperial examination, and it can't reflect everything. The rating can't represent all your abilities.

After the test papers are distributed, except for a very few cases where I need to ask the parents to understand the situation, the rest can be reflected on by myself. "

"call……"

Immediately, many students in the classroom breathed a sigh of relief, showing expressions of survivors.

There are also some students who look like cultural people, their faces don't change. To them, it's just a small scene.

Of course, there are some students who, although the teacher didn’t call them by name, know who the teacher is referring to as the “very few” students.

But this has nothing to do with little Lolita, she just wants to get out of school.

two minutes...

two minutes...

Victory is at hand...

"I'll announce the results now, and I'll hand over the test papers to you after school.

Well, I won’t study the students of Class C and Class D, and I will announce some of you who have relatively high grades. "

It is estimated that there are only about ten people who read it, so it is estimated that it will not delay too much time...

Little Lolita thought silently.

"Class B, Luo Xiao, Bai Fu, Ji Xiaoju...

Class A, Luo Zhien, Huang Qiong..."

As the old gentleman took his name slowly, there was only one test paper left in his hand.

"Finally, classmate Hongli, congratulations!"

"what……"

Little Lolita felt that many eyes were on her, so she sat up straight helplessly, and politely thanked the teacher: "It's all because of your good teaching."

"Your Tianzi ranks second among the students I have taught!"

The old gentleman showed a gratified expression, and said seriously: "The oldest student in the class is fifteen years old, and you are only nine years old. It took a year to learn this level.

To be honest, if you still want to continue to take the imperial examination, I can recommend a few classics and classics for your reference study.

Of course, you can also choose to take the path of martial arts. In this way, you will be regarded as an official teacher, and you will not have to attend classes in the future.

Of course, I think with your celestial appearance, it might be more..."

"Don't go."

Hongli's voice came slowly: "I will not take the imperial examination."

It's time for get out of class to end, sir, stop chatting with me!
Hongli wailed in her heart.

"Is that so... also..."

The old teacher was stunned for a moment, then shook his head helplessly and smiled, he almost forgot that the child in front of him belonged to Wuse's family.

For the five-color family, most of the reading here is to let their children recognize characters quickly and efficiently, so as not to become illiterate.

In addition, it is acceptable to recite a few poems occasionally.

But if they are allowed to take the road of imperial examinations and study hard year after year according to the questions designed by the imperial court...

To put it realistically, the five-color family with the faint shadow of the immortal sect behind them, if they unite, they can even overwhelm this mortal dynasty.

Let the disciples of the Five Colors family participate in the imperial examination and become officials in the royal family, it is a bit of a thing to be true...

"Ahem, since this is the case..."

Knowing that he had said something stupid, the old man sighed and waved his hands.

"It's also time to leave school. If you have no questions, you can come up and take the test papers by yourself, and go back to your respective homes."

"Whoa!"

Just now, it was like a dead classmate cheating at the same time, pounced on the podium, quickly found his test paper amidst the shouts of "don't snatch it" and "don't snatch it", and ran out of the house.

Hong Li, who had been anxious all along, relaxed at this moment, and didn't bother to squeeze with the group of students at the door. She could easily walk out the door after waiting at most ten seconds.

Thinking of something suddenly, Hong Li walked towards the old gentleman who was tidying up the podium, and asked softly under the curious eyes of the other party.

"You said, who is the number one in Tianzi?"

How dare anyone be more talented than Miss Hongli?This kind of person should not exist!

"Ah, this ah..."

The old man was stunned for a moment, and sighed: "That boy named Heiyang, if his parents hadn't told me explicitly that he had never been taught to read by other teachers before this, I would have thought they were Let that kid come and amuse me deliberately."

The guy named Heiyang came to the school in the morning, took the test alone at noon, and went home with his bag in the evening. It took him a day to get through this level.

At that time, the old man once doubted his life. Is there really someone who is born to know?
(Hei Yang also has a reason to say, what kind of character are you, you, how come your character in the roaming world is so similar to his character in his previous life, it was a family countless years ago?)

"Although you are very talented, but..."

The old man said in a comforting tone: "A mountain is higher than a mountain, there will always be someone who is better than you, don't be too competitive..."

"well, thanks!"

Hongli realized that it was her Brother Heiyang, it's all right!

The crowd at the door had already left, Hong Li bid farewell to the old man, and also ran outside the house.

"Hey, your test paper..."

"I leave it for you as a souvenir, throw it away if you want!"

.........

"It can be calculated."

Hei Yang saw the little loli who was about the same height as him running out of the school at a glance, subconsciously heaved a sigh of relief, walked towards her, and handed out the popsicle in his hand.

"If it's later, you can only drink water."

"Oh, oh, it's all right!"

Hongli took the popsicle with a smile, licked it lightly, and showed a comfortable expression: "Thank you, Brother Heiyang!"

"Hey, on to the road."

Hei Yang smiled, also holding a popsicle in his hand, walking side by side with Hong Li.

"Where to go?"

"I don't know, the naivety is..."

Hongli wobbled, as if softened into noodles, and said weakly: "It's really too hot, Brother Heiyang, why is it so hot!"

"Because summer is here."

"Ah, it's the same as if you didn't say it..."

Hongli sighed, pinching the hem of her clothes: "I really want to take off my clothes, it will be much cooler!"

"no!"

Heiyang frowned and stopped: "How can you take off your clothes casually? Didn't Brother Heiyang teach you before, you must know how to protect yourself! In addition to life and health, you must also protect your privacy!"

"what---"

Hongli's hands fell off weakly, showing an aggrieved look: "Being a human is hard work, and small animals don't need to wear clothes..."

"They're all fur and they're still hot."

"Brother Heiyang is not a small animal, how do you know that he is hot?"

"I've personally seen a bamboo rat suffer from heat stroke!"

"Well……"

The two walked further and further away, Hong Li looked around furtively, and pinched the hem of the clothes again with both hands.

"Ha, there's no one around now, so it's okay now... Aww!"

Hongli covered her little head, pouted and looked at Heiyang: "Why did Brother Heiyang hit me on the head!"

"What's wrong with just hitting you?"

Heiyang rolled his eyes and pointed at himself.

"I'm not human, what do you mean there is no one around, I warn you not to die!"

"what?"

Hongli tilted her head, with a displeased expression on her face: "What! Brother Heiyang is not an outsider!"

"oops……"

Hongli said that she was about to do it: "It's okay... oh!"

"Hit me again!"

"I'm not an outsider, but I'm a boy and you are a girl!"

Hei Yang said seriously: "The opposite sex can't be so casual."

"Brother Heiyang can't do it either?"

"no!"

"what?"

Hong Li opened her mouth and pointed towards home: "But I see Mom and Dad sleeping together..."

"Because they are husband and wife!"

"Can couples do whatever they want?"

"more or less."

"Then I want to be husband and wife with Brother Heiyang, so that's fine!"

"Little girl, you can't speak with your head. Do you know what a husband and wife are? Don't just talk nonsense!"

"Well, what!"

Hongli got a little angry, she looked at Heiyang angrily.

"Obviously Brother Heiyang is three days older than me, don't pretend to be an adult all day and teach others!"

"Three days old is also big."

Hei Yang patted Hongli on the head with a smile: "So you should call me brother obediently, little girl!"

"Hmph! Then I won't be called Brother anymore, I'll be called Heiyang, Smelly Heiyang... Aww!"

Hongli covered her head and looked at Heiyang dissatisfied.

"Why are you always beating your head, can't you do it in other places? Mom said that beating your head all the time will make people stupid!

Well, yes, it will grow taller!At that time, what if you are secretly taller than me, but I am short by you! "

"Ah yes yes yes."

"It's your size!"

"Ah yes yes yes."

"Stinky black sun! Stinky black sun!"

"Ah yes yes yes..."

"You, you bully people!"

Hongli stood in place, pointed at Heiyang, and said loudly: "Don't bully the poor girl, if you bully me today, I will bully you back tomorrow!"

"Ah yes, I'm waiting."

"Don't regret it then!"

"No regrets."

"I'll bully you and cry!"

"It's scary."

"........."

"........."

Heiyang sat beside the small bed covered with a summer mat, fanning the fan while talking softly.

"Later, because the bad princess was lazy and had no ambitions, her vicious queen mother felt that she was not a threat, so she gave up the plan to deal with her.

In this way, the princess and the bed and quilt lived happily together..."

"Well……"

Hong Li lay sideways on the small bed, her eyelids getting heavier and heavier: "The stories you tell are so strange..."

"Not surprising, not surprising at all."

Hei Yang was still fanning: "Do you still remember the lazy duckling I told you about last time?"

"Well, remember..."

"Ok?"

"Zzzzzzz..."

"I fell asleep..."

With a smile on Hei Yang's face, he rested his chin with one hand, and continued to gently fan the girl on the bed with the other hand.

"Little girl, you are so cute, you will definitely find someone you like in the future and get your own happiness...

I just don't know which bastard is so lucky...

Thank you, you played with me for another day, I really, like this world more and more..."

"Black... Yang..."

The girl whispered softly.

"Ah, talking in your sleep?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong with Hei Yang?"

"Hei, Hei Yang...is a big bastard!"

"You're a big bastard!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but replied: "I'm going to be scolded for dreaming, right? If you do this again, I won't fan you!"

"Zzzzzzz..."

Outside the door, four pairs of eyes poked out quietly through the crack of the door.

"Well, my little Li is so cute..."

Lan Yuying covered her mouth, her eyes were full of concern.

"Well, Yiyi, your Xiaoyang is so cute too, oh my god, my god, they are all so cute!"

"Keep your voice down..."

Qing Yiyi frowned and patted her best friend: "Peeping, don't get caught!"

"Hey, we are mothers, what happened when we were caught peeping!"

"Reasonable and convincing!"

"Um……"

Hong Xiaochen frowned, and suddenly said: "Good match! Mu Guang, tell me..."

"Shh-"

Hei Muguang patted his friend lightly, opened the door carefully, and walked in.

"Uh, uh..."

Heiyang's eyelids gradually closed, and the movements of his hands gradually became smaller.

"pat"

The fan fell to the ground.

Heiyang swayed, his head suddenly jumped forward, and was gently caught by a big hand.

Hei Muguang gently carried his son into his arms, turned his head to look at the other three, and whispered.

"Sleep."

"That……"

Qing Yiyi was stunned for a moment, then turned her head to look at the sky outside the window: "It's time to go."

"dinner?"

Lan Yuying revealed her face and searched.

"No, let's go home and eat."

Qing Yiyi waved her hand.

"Wait for Xiaoyang to wake up..."

Hei Muguang looked down at the son in his arms, and said in a low voice, "Eat after you wake up."

"Little boy, fall asleep..."

Hong Xiaochen said softly: "It will probably be tomorrow when I wake up again."

"It's okay, it's okay..."

"Come tomorrow?"

"liquor?"

"uh-huh."

"Quit."

"Sure?"

"Wait until the child grows up."

"Okay, I'll dig a hole in the backyard and bury it..."

"Bury it tight..."

"Relax..."

"........."

Lan Yuying gently picked up the fan, sat next to her daughter, and continued to fan it.

"Eep...first..."

Hongli murmured in her sleep, "First...wait..."

"First what~"

Lan Yuying smiled and teased softly: "Who are you waiting for?"

"first……"

Hongli stopped talking in her sleep for a few minutes, then suddenly spoke in a vague way.

"First...to grow up...to grow up..."

"What are you looking forward to when you grow up..."

Lan Yuying shook her head helplessly, looked at her daughter's small face, and chanted softly.

"My little girl, cherish the time when you are young. Slow down when you grow up, and slow down when I grow old. Stay with you... just a little longer..."

(End of this chapter)