So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 247 My name is Tulou, I am a high school detective, and I will run out of energy in three minutes
"you……"

Tulou looked indignant, and black blood poured down from the corner of his mouth: "If you want to kill, kill me, do you want to humiliate me again?"

"Ah this, no, no, that..."

Yao Qingkong quickly got up from the ground and waved his hand awkwardly: "Don't die, wait, wait for me to think of a way."

"Want to... figure out how to use me again?"

Tulou sneered: "Don't think about it, I'd rather die than..."

"Don't, please, don't die!"

Yao Qingkong widened his eyes and looked helpless: "If you die, you will have a big problem!"

"Oh, now you know you're afraid?"

The earth building showed a relieved expression, and sneered sneeringly: "It's too late, after I die, you won't be able to live for long, hahaha!"

"Grass, why do you still curse people!"

Yao Qingkong popped out a tic tac toe: "I said, don't die!"

"I won't die if you don't let me die?"

Tulou snorted softly: "I'm going to die!"

"What are you..."

Yao Qingkong took a deep breath: "Don't die!"

"No, I'm going to die!"

"Don't die!"

"I'll die!"

Yao Qingkong: "..."

Elder Tu: "..."

"Forget it, anyway, it's up to you whether you live or die like this."

Yao Qingkong sighed, twitched his fingers, and his spiritual power floated with a few drops of black blood.

She frowned and looked at the black blood in front of her, nodded thoughtfully, took out the storage bag she was carrying, and opened it to find something.

"I hope there is something that can be used here, otherwise, I won't be able to come here for a while, and then I can only try it on the other side..."

Yao Qingkong murmured in a low voice, the knowledge about medicinal herbs and alchemy and other knowledge in his mind quickly moved, exploring the bottles and jars.

"Uh...uh..."

Tulou closed his eyes, breathing weaker and weaker.

Although he didn't know what tricks Yao Qingkong had, he suddenly didn't want to kill himself.

But even so, the toxins in his body are doomed that he won't live too long.

The spiritual power in his body is not even enough to support him to continue to leave messages, so he can only lie on his side and wait for death to come.

The revolving lights keep flashing...

Uh, where did the flash come from?

Tulou's thoughts gradually became chaotic, and his pupils gradually became lax.

"Um, ah..."

Yao Qingkong was frowning and flipping through bottles and jars, identifying various drugs and their properties, and thinking about whether they could be used for detoxification.

She seemed to have vaguely seen the soul body of the tulou just now?
The face of the other side is serene, it seems that there is no unresolved wish or resentment, let go of everything, and the halo gradually rises above the head, and it is necessary to integrate into nature...

"Grass! You are a peaceful ghost!"

Yao Qingkong's eyelids jumped, his spiritual energy condensed into needles, and he slammed into the melon seeds and heart acupuncture points of the Tulou's head!
(dangerous action, please do not imitate (fog)

The latter's eyes widened suddenly, and the soul was dragged back before he could react, and the aperture was smashed.

The serene expression of the earth building instantly became unsettled, the breath that was swallowed was spit out again, and he was forcibly blessed with a temporary blood lock buff, the blood bar turned gray, and he continued to die for a few minutes.

"call……"

Yao Qingkong let out a long sigh of relief, not caring about the best combination of medicines. The bottles and jars that were supported by spiritual power automatically unscrewed the corks, eliminated the selection, and added them together according to a certain proportion.

Now she doesn't care whether the efficacy of the medicine will be too great, or if it will leave any sequelae, so let's save people first, and let's recuperate if there are any shortcomings.

"Well……"

A variety of drugs are smashed and purified with spiritual power, condensed water, poured into transparent vials, and blocked the stopper...

"It's not enough..."

Yao Qingkong frowned and looked at the mixed medicinal liquid in the bottle, thought for a while, clenched it tightly with his hand, and flicked it (crossed out), using superb unique skills and techniques to speed up the fusion of the medicinal liquid!

"Ugh..."

The dying Tulou let out a meaningless moan, saying that he would not survive for a few minutes, but these few minutes were as strong as Ultraman's three minutes.

Although he breathes in more and breathes out less, he still lives strong!

Yao Qingkong frowned at the medicinal liquid, opened the cork of the bottle, and fanned a wave. He felt that it was not bad, without much hesitation, the spiritual force held up the head of the tulou, and poured it into his mouth.

Tulou's consciousness was in a daze, thinking that Yao Qingkong was pouring corpse water into his mouth...

The last time he was drugged in this posture was a famous high school detective.

However, the tulou was not rejuvenated, and he still looked like a middle-aged several hundred years old. He just trembled in his throat, opened his mouth with a "wow", and spit out black blood on the spot.

The amount of blood was like that of a water pump, and there were still fragments of internal organs. It seemed that the poison had a good effect. Cough...

Yao Qingkong didn't mean to harm him, this wave helped him to expel toxins in his body. Without the inhibition of toxins, the Tulou in the Nascent Soul stage would be able to heal itself and return to blood.

But in the blink of an eye, Tulou didn't know how many liters he spit out, which made people sigh that the monk's blood-making ability was really powerful.

Although he vomited so much blood, from Yao Qingkong's perspective, the more the Tulou vomited blood, the more ruddy his complexion became, and his qi gradually rose.

With the continuous vomiting of blood, the other party's momentum continued to rise, and if he vomited a few more liters, he might immediately become immortal, but unfortunately he couldn't vomit...

After a long time, the tulou gradually recovered. Although the injury is still serious, it can at least support himself to get up and sit on the ground.

"Why keep me alive?"

Tulou looked up at Yao Qingkong with an ugly face, and asked in a deep voice, "Do you want to use me to achieve your ulterior conspiracy?"

"what……"

Yao Qingkong raised his brows, folded his hands in front of his chest, closed his eyes, and showed a compassionate smile, a faint light of holy light appeared behind him.

"Would you believe me if I said that I was actually a soft-hearted Virgin who doesn't see people suffering?"

"I believe in you!"

Tulou retorted without hesitation.

"Ow..."

Yao Qingkong's smile disappeared instantly, he opened his eyes and put down his hands, looking down at the tulou with a blank expression: "That's all right."

After a pause, Yao Qingkong showed dead fish eyes and looked at the tulou speechlessly.

"I said, what did you do? After a few days of not seeing you, you mixed up like this, and almost sent it again...

It's not too long since I saved you last time...

Sure enough, I said that practitioners are a high-risk occupation..."

"What nonsense are you talking about, when did you save me again? The last time was obviously..."

Before Tulou finished speaking, he suddenly froze, looking at the pair of dead fish eyes in front of him, his brain shut down again.

"That, that, that, is it..."

Tulou stammered and looked at Yao Qingkong, who was expressionless, in disbelief: "Zong, sect master, Xiaoli?! No, no?"

"uh-huh."

Yao Qingkong snorted softly, "Have you finally found it?"

"Could it be that……"

The big explosion of the universe directly in the pupil of the earth building, the origin of the world, the replay of geomantic fire...

"Yes."

Yao Qingkong nodded lightly and said with a smile, "It's just what you think."

"how come……"

"It's a fact, and you have to try to accept it."

"But……"

"There's nothing wrong, it's reasonable to exist."

"Ah this..."

Star Wars, Star Destroyer Cannons, Two-way Foils, Stars Fall, World Dimensionality Reduction began in the pupils of the earth building...

"But, but why!"

The earth building looked suspicious of life: "Xiao Li, as the suzerain of the Five Elements, are you actually the mastermind behind all this? What good is this for you!"

Yao Qingkong: "???"

Yao Qingkong: "..."

"What am I..."

Yao Qingkong popped up a bunch of tic tac-toe, gritted his teeth and roared: "It's not what you think, hey, your idea is too outrageous! God, I'm the mastermind behind the scenes!"

"Ah this..."

Tulou's eyes began to circle in confusion: "Isn't this what you said, existence is reasonable..."

Yao Qingkong: "..."

Yao Qingkong: "I'm stupid (), okay?"

Tulou: "Sect Master, no, no..."

After some crooked explanations, although the tulou was still a little confused, at least the two sides were able to communicate normally.

"So, the one who scolds me is the Sect Master of the Medicine King Sect?"

Yao Qingkong pointed at herself with a displeased expression.

"People are lying in the pavilion, and they are suddenly scolded. Who am I provoking?"

"Ah this..."

Tulou sneered a few times, and looked at Yao Qingkong unnaturally: "In short, I still have to thank the sect master for saving me, otherwise I'm afraid I will explain it here today."

"Aah, ah, you are called Sect Master, what else can I say."

Yao Qingkong looked at the airship in the distance with a serious face: "Well, that's my construction team, why don't we take them back now..."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Tulou's mouth twitched, and he still did not make any judgments about his suzerain's plan to kidnap his own disciple.

"that……"

Tulou changed the subject with a haha, and looked at Yao Qingkong's dead fish eyes, but felt that it was a bit inconsistent.

"That's right, that, where did the original Yao Qingkong go, you killed her?"

"Uh……"

A black line appeared on Yao Qingkong's head: "I just heard her scolding me, I wanted to come over to see the situation and beat her up, and she would kill someone at every turn... Am I such a careful girl?"

"Uh……"

Tulou was sweating on his forehead, and he didn't make any comments. He scolded him from a long distance behind his back, and then came to beat others. He didn't seem like a generous person...

Cough, of course, this must not be said. If a certain sect master was not careful, he would be dead now.

Well, that's why Tulou said, be careful, beat him well, and scold him...it's not good at all!

"Hey, I said that earth elder..."

Yao Qingkong looked at the tulou and stared at the dead fish: "When you were talking to me just now, were you thinking of my bad words?"

"Ah, how come, hahaha..."

"I can know that this woman scolds me, do you think I can know that you speak ill of me in your heart?"

"Well, I said it!"

Tulou decisively changed his tune.

"Tsk tsk..."

Yao Qingkong (Hongli) shook her head with an expression of nostalgia, and looked at the two strands of consciousness fighting each other in the soul.

One of them should be Yao Qingkong himself, and the other is a cloud of purple mist...

I don't know why, when Hongli saw this fog, she felt that the other party was not pleasing to the eye.

It's like encountering a natural enemy. As long as it is still alive, Hongli will feel very uncomfortable!Very upset!
Hongli briefly explained to Elder Tu and ordered a ghost to take over Yao Qingkong.

On the other hand, Hongli, with a murderous look on her face, led a group of phantom younger brothers who were showing their teeth and claws behind them, rushing towards the two consciousnesses that were fighting.

"You go."

Hongli waved his hand expressionlessly and pointed forward: "Tear them apart for me!"

That's right, she's here to persuade!

"Hiss..."

"Wow..."

"Gah..."

The shadows behind Hongli were instructed, and they made various threatening sounds of unknown meaning, rushing towards the two consciousnesses.

"Friend help me!"

Yao Qingkong's conscious body exclaimed in surprise: "Follow me to kill this demon! Afterwards, I will definitely give fellow Daoists a satisfactory explanation!"

"Roar! Where's the yellow-haired girl from!"

The purple mist made a harsh voice: "I advise you not to meddle in your own business, or you will be at your own risk! I am a terrible opponent you can't imagine!"

"Ha ha."

Hongli's tone was indifferent: "Now you should be worried, right?"

Hongli ignored the messages sent by the two consciousnesses, and the ghost was still following her previous orders, rushing towards both sides at the same time!

Whether you listen to the explanation or negotiate, beat both sides first and then talk slowly!

As the saying goes, there is a specialization in the art industry. The ghosts have been doing this dirty work since they were born. They share the proficiency of Heiyang using magical powers many times. The ghosts have rich experience. A punch and kick.

"Dao, fellow Taoist!"

Yao Qingkong, who was suddenly stabbed in the back, was shocked and quickly explained: "My own person, my own person!"

"Roar!"

Ziwu on the side saw that Yao Qingkong was still being beaten, but he was also pulled into the list of gang fights before he was finished.

"You crawling worm! Dare to attack me! I must, I must make your life worse than death!"

"Continue to speak harshly, don't stop."

Hongli crossed her arms with her arms, and looked blankly at the two sides who were originally facing each other, surrounded by ghosts.

The more malicious the target is to him, the more powerful the ghost shadow is, and the cruel words Ziwu says will eventually turn into a fist that hits him.

"Fellow Daoist, stop, I can explain it!"

"Damn guy, I'm going to tear you to pieces! I'm going to kill you over and over again!"

"Fellow Daoist, I know what happened just now, it wasn't from my heart!"

"Death, you have to die, roar! Damn! Damn! My will is beyond death!!!"

"continue."

Hongli's face was expressionless: "Intensify your efforts, don't stop."

"Siss! Ugh! Guck!"

Hearing the master's instructions, the ghosts without self-awareness became more diligent.

"..."

"..."

Time passed slowly, and whether it was Yao Qingkong, who wanted to be reasonable, or the purple mist who threatened with harsh words, there were subtle changes in his attitude.

"Dao, Dao, seniors stop, Qingkong really can't stand it anymore!"

"Roar! It hurts! It hurts too much! What's wrong with this world! I'm not dead! You think you can kill me? You can't destroy me either!"

"Well……"

Hongli stretched out her arm, imitating her fiancé to glance at the watch that didn't exist on her wrist, and nodded without changing her face.

"Well, let's fight for another twenty minutes, and increase the intensity."

"Wow haha! Sigh wow wow!"

The beating speed of the ghosts increased again, leaving dense afterimages in place, and their movements became abnormally ghostly.

"..."

"..."

"Hey, don't fight, don't fight, woo woo woo..."

"I, I surrender, I say everything, I tell you everything, let them stop! I don't want to be your enemy!"

Looking at the two strands of consciousness that were dying, Hongli nodded with satisfaction, stretched out her hand to signal the ghosts to stop, and looked at Yao Qingkong and Ziwu.

"Tell me?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows: "What's going on here?"

Yao Qingkong: "..."

Purple mist: "..."

Hongli: "..."

A tic-tac-toe popped up again on Hongli's head, and she gritted her teeth: "The one who said it rests, and the other continues to hit me!"

"I said!"*2
"I'll say it first!"*2
"Choose me!"*2
"Ignore him!"*2
(End of this chapter)