So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 280 Yangli: Today I am proud of the travel world, and tomorrow the travel world will be (chi) proud of me!

"boom!"

Inside the hut, Hongli slammed the table, looked majestically at the sloth sleeping soundly on the ground in front of her, and shouted angrily.

"The suspect is lazy. As an outsider, you not only failed to report to my Immortal Cultivation Alliance in the Traveling World, but also dared to attack the residents of a city for no reason. It is a heinous crime. Now that the evidence is solid, what else do you have to say!"

Sloth: "Zzzzzzzzz"

"The suspect is lazy, the officer is talking to you!"

Sloth: "Zzzzzzzzz"

"The suspect is lazy!"

Sloth: "Zzzzzzzzz"

"Wow, ah, ah, how dare you despise the court, I'm so angry!"

Hongli popped a well on his forehead, and with a look of anger, he slammed the table again: "Come here!"

"grown ups!"

Hei Yang appeared out of nowhere, and said respectfully, "The little one is here."

"very good!"

Hongli nodded in satisfaction, waved her hand and said, "Let the suspect be lazy and see the consequences of despising the court!"

"promise!"

Heiyang nodded and accepted the order, walked quickly to the side of the sloth, drew out the long sword from his eyes, frowned and thought for a while, filled with spiritual power, flicked his wrist, and the long sword gradually shrank.

It wasn't until the long sword became one finger long that Hei Yang raised his brows.

Picking up the sloth, Hei Yang hit the sloth with a small sword that shone coldly, with a fierce look on his face.

"Don't say what you should say, and don't say what you shouldn't say!"

Heiyang snorted coldly: "Let me tell you, Lord Hongli has no time to waste time with you!

What I ask you today, you have to explain it honestly, and we will let you live!
If you don't tell me, your pretty little face will disappear!
Your little claws of unknown use are gone!Think for yourself! "

Sloth: "Zzzzzzz"

Hei Yang: "..."

"What the hell are you still sleeping..."

Heiyang lowered his head, and the gray mist drifted away from his body, covering the sloth. The cold death breath immediately made the sloth shiver.

"Heh heh heh heh heh... are you finally willing to move?"

Heiyang's face was gloomy, and he snorted coldly,
"It's late! I'll let you sleep forever, Bian!"

In an instant, a gloomy and cold atmosphere spread, and the gray mist erupted instantly, completely enveloping the sloth!

"Doo-doo-doo-doo..."

Facing the coldness of the soul directly made the sloth start to tremble. Under the eyes of Heiyang and Hongli, it finally sat up slowly, slowly raised its paw and rubbed its eyes.

A weak word was spit out.

"cold……"

"Speak!"

Heiyang Hongli glanced at each other, it was useful!

"Cough cough..."

Heiyang stood up, smiled lightly, and retracted the gray mist.

"But that's all, it's easy!"

"Ha, Heiyang did a great job!"

Hongli cheered and slapped the table again.

"The suspect is lazy. Now that he has woken up, the officer will say again, you...you are so sick!"

Under Hongli's dumbfounded gaze, the moment the gray fog dissipated, the sloth fell to the ground again with a "slap" and fell asleep in seconds.

"you you you!!!"

Hongli's eyes widened, she gnashed her teeth and jumped off the seat.

"Whoa, whoa, who despises this official for the second time, deserves to die!"

"grown ups……"

Heiyang reminded in a low voice: "Don't roar in court..."

"Bah bah bah, nonsense!"

Hong Li straightened her chest and hummed softly.

"I'm an adult, why can't I roar in court?"

Hongli pointed at herself, and said triumphantly: "This is my territory, okay, I can roar as much as I want, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...

"Black Sun!"

Hong Li covered her head with a dissatisfied expression.

"Hit me on the head again! Damn it! You agreed to let me be an adult!"

"Which adult is screaming in the courtroom?"

"Your Master Hongli!"

Hongli snorted softly: "I just want to tell you what to do, oh, oh, oh, oh... ah!"

"Are you still crying?"

Hei Yang withdrew his hand, looking calmly at Hong Li, who was covering her head.

"Tch, what..."

Hongli curled her lips: "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, hum, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry!"

"Ah, yes, yes, I'm in a hurry, I'm dying of anxiety."

Heiyang said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'll let you scream enough later, okay?"

"Hmm... huh?"

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, blinked her eyes, and her face flushed instantly.

"Grass!"

"Cough, hahaha..."

Heiyang laughed out loud, and pulled Hongli to the sloth.

"It's business, it's important, we have to find a way to wake it up."

"Well, that's right, after all, the aura on this guy's body has been radiating outwards..."

Hongli looked down at the sloth lying on the ground, frowned and said, "We can use our spiritual power to protect our family members from being affected, but we can't protect the whole city. Even if we can, we can't protect them all the time, right?"

"so……"

Hei Yang sighed helplessly: "I have to wake this thing up, and then we'll see the situation."

"Well……"

Hong Li frowned and looked at the lump on the ground, suddenly her face sank, and she sneered, "Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie, it seems that we can only use the simplest method, if we kill it, there will be no problem! "

Hei Yang: "..."

"What if it's the same as the previous anxiety, it only acts as an incitement, and it's useless if you kill it?"

Hei Yang spread his hands together: "Are we dumbfounded?"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's face froze, and he took a breath of Hei Yang.

"It's really a bit tricky, and do you feel that the aura it emits is getting stronger?"

"Well, it seems to be true."

Heiyang scratched his head and guessed: "Could it be because the other party's erosion of the world continues to expand?"

"Who knows?"

Hongli shook her head, suddenly showing dead fish eyes, and looked at the guy on the ground again, with contempt on her face.

"But having said that, how come there are such lazy dogs in the cruel world? I thought they were so ruthless, but this is it?"

"One thing to say, indeed!"

Hei Yang nodded in agreement and said: "Look at this guy, he is lazy and cancerous, he doesn't think about making progress, he doesn't seek to make progress, he has no ambitions, he is content with the status quo, and sleeps all day long...

Wow, what kind of crap is this!What an embarrassment to their world! "

"Indeed indeed!"

Hong Li proudly said: "Unlike our Aoyou World, there is no such lazy thing at all. Everyone is aggressive and determined to make progress!"

"Extremely so."

Heiyang said triumphantly: "Especially Mou Li and Mou Yang are the best among them, they are the kings of the competition, they are diligent and hardworking, it is really amazing!"

Hongli: "Mmm! Sigh! Sigh!"

Hei Yang: "Sigh..."

Hongli: "I feel..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Just when Heiyang and Hongli looked at each other more and more guilty, the sloth on the ground moved its nose and slowly opened its eyes, its voice still so weak.

"It's strange... there is... the aura of the same way!"

"Hey, are you finally willing to talk?"

Hongli frowned, and patted Heiyang on the shoulder.

"Do you understand what it's saying?"

"Well, it probably means..."

Hei Yang frowned and said, "It means that he sensed the aura of a fellow man."

"Haha, how is it possible!"

Hong Li waved her hand, her face was indifferent.

"How could there be someone like him in our traveling world, it's inexplicable!"

"That's right, where is there any kindred spirit?"

Hei Yang echoed: "We can't guess who it's talking about at all!"

Sloth, stare.

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Hey hey hey! What are you looking at! Look at your eyeballs gouged out!"

Hong Li pointed at the sloth angrily and shouted.

"I've seen that you've been displeased for a long time, so you should change everyone back to how they were before, and get out of our roaming world!"

"That's it!"

Heiyang was at the side helping his girlfriend.

"Ah... soaring..."

A look of surprise pulled across the sloth's face in slow motion.

"Open...eyes again...it's...another...world..."

"That's right! Why did you mess into our world!"

Hongli snorted softly: "There is no room for two lazy dogs in one world, unless one is a man and one is a woman. Do you know that you overlap with our personality!"

"Exactly! Why are you here?"

Heiyang snorted coldly: "Could it be because you have an extra Furui attribute?"

Hong Li: "Huh?"

Sloth: "?"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Hey, why are you all looking at me!"

Heiyang became angry and pointed at the sloth: "It's about you! Hurry up and change everyone back, do you hear me!"

"Ah...lazy..."

The sloth shook his head slowly.

"Too lazy...to suppress...aura..."

"Then you are toasting and not eating fine wine!"

Heiyang narrowed his eyes: "Believe it or not, we killed you!"

"Too lazy... believe it or not..."

The sloth yawned slowly.

"Whatever... Whatever... Anyway... I'm too lazy to live... I'm so tired..."

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "???"

"……owe"

The sloth finished his previous half-yawn, curled up, and lay down again.

"Sleep... Fellow Daoist... goodbye..."

The sloth closed his eyes.

"Hmm... next time you open your eyes... where will you be..."

"Ah this."*2
Heiyang Hongli blinked and looked at each other.

"The Almighty Black Sun..."

Hongli tugged at her boyfriend's sleeve.

"Hurry up and think of a way!"

"When did I have an extra universal prefix..."

Heiyang showed dead fish eyes, and suddenly thought of something.

.........

"It's all anxiety here."

Anxiously lowered his head, showing the bright red light in his hands.

"Then there are no more. According to your request, all of them were taken back..."

"all?"

Heiyang raised his brows with suspicion.

"Didn't it be stolen or missed?"

"No, no, absolutely not!"

Anxiety quickly waved his hands: "It's all here, that, if it's okay, I'll go back to my home world first, hahaha, see you again!"

"stop!"

Heiyang said leisurely: "You can't leave yet."

"This, this is not right..."

The corners of his mouth twitched anxiously, and he turned his head to look at Heiyang.

"You, didn't you say, let me go..."

"that."

Heiyang pointed to the red light ball in Anxiety's hand, and said in an uncompromising tone: "Stay here."

"Ah this..."

Anxious for a moment, he lowered his head and looked at his hand, his face full of resistance.

"You, you didn't rely on anxiety to cultivate, what's the use of this!"

"You don't care! I look good, don't I?"

Heiyang snorted coldly: "You still want to take away the things made by us roaming people as culture medium? Or why don't you just keep it!"

"Don't, don't, yes, yes, you have to be reasonable!"

Anxiety said something that I thought was childish.

"You can't, you can't do this, right? You also said that this is cultivated with the emotions of the people in the roaming world. It would be bad if I took it away. Wouldn't it be taking advantage of them if you took it away?"

"Ha, joke, I, Hei Yang, a local!"

Hei Yang pointed at himself with a sneer.

"Can that be the same? You're stolen money. You run away with that money, and it's called confiscation for me, understand?"

"Are you a citizen of this world?"

Eyes widened anxiously: "You just want to achieve your own private goals!"

"I'm not."

Hei Yang proudly said: "But my wife is, she is the suzerain of the big sect, she manages the practice affairs, so she is not considered a public house?"

"Ah this..."

Anxious face froze: "That's using power for personal gain! Using public for personal gain!"

"Stop talking nonsense, will you give it or not!"

Heiyang gritted his teeth and threatened: "Your good brother is still imprisoned here by accident, do you want to keep him company?"

"No!"

Anxious and hard-faced: "I won't give it to death! I won't give it to jail!"

Hei Yang: "Oh."

"..."

"Woooooo, I was wrong, stop hitting, stop hitting..."

Anxious and crying: "Give it to you, why not give it all to you! Take it away, take it all away, I don't want to see them again!"

"Wouldn't it be better sooner?"

Heiyang looked at the bright red light ball in his hand, and his eyes also flashed reddish light, he waved his hand suddenly.

"You can go, don't look back."

"Never again!!!"

.........

"Let's see if this thing is useful..."

Heiyang sighed, took out a small bottle from the storage bag, and poured the bright red light ball inside into his hand.

"Ah~"

Hongli stared, and backed away.

Hei Yang: "?"

"No, what's the matter with your eyes when you see disgusting things!"

A tic-tac-toe popped out of Heiyang's head: "And what's with the shocked expression when you see your little friend holding the disgusting thing with your hands! Dog! What are you thinking about!"

"Ah this..."

Hongli laughed and said, "Well, instinctive consciousness, instinctive consciousness, anxiety is the natural enemy."

"Huh? Your natural enemy is not the black sun? Isn't it the black sun? Isn't it the black sun?"

"Heiyang is a natural couple!"

"Good to lick."

"It's definitely not licking, my love for Heiyang is not false!"

"Ah yes yes yes."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, knelt down and stretched his hand to the sloth's mouth, snapped two balls of spiritual power to block the sloth's nostrils.

Sloth: "(*︶*)"

Sloth: "(＞＜)"

The sloth opened its mouth subconsciously, Heiyang's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he sent spiritual power in his hand.

"Shh!"

The bright red light ball slid into the sloth's mouth suddenly.

Sloth: "(＞＜)"

In his sleep, the sloth's expression gradually distorted, turning left and right...

Sloth: "(‵ ′)"

"What's going on, what's going on, why can't I sleep!"

The sloth opened his eyes suddenly, pinched his neck with both hands, and yelled with a distorted face. His back was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and he could speak fluently!
"What, what did you eat for me!"

"Uh……"

Heiyang frowned, thinking about it.

"Jumping candy!"

"Who will believe you, hello!"

The sloth stood up, and thanks to Mouyang, it was so energetic for the first time in its life!
"Oh, oh, hurry up and forget about that!"

Heiyang urged: "That little anxiety will at most be neutralized for you temporarily, it will be useless for a while, hurry up and go to work!"

Sloth: "..."

"Alright alright……"

The sloth looked around helplessly for a week, always feeling like something was urging it, making it difficult for it to sleep peacefully.

"A novel experience, although I don't like it very much..."

The sloth sighed and stretched out its paw.

"This is the first time in my life to help someone!"

(End of this chapter)