So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 285 During the exam, I thought about the blank test paper for a long time, but I only remembered those lyrics in my mind
One step, two steps...

Hong Li was lying on the bed and reading a book, seemingly unaware of the approach of the person behind her.

Three steps, four steps...

One hand stretched out slightly, aiming at the raised part of the opponent...

"Black Sun."

Hong Li suddenly made a sound, making the person behind him who was trying to approach quietly froze.

"The half bag of sesame candies left on the table in the living room, and the whole bag of fruit candies I forgot in the study, please bring them here, thank you."

"whispering sound."

Heiyang clicked his lips unhappily.

"Tangtangtang, sooner or later I will give you high blood sugar!"

"No way."

Hongli didn't turn her head back, she kicked her two legs indiscriminately, as if she was afraid that the quilt would last a long time.

"My generation of monks, why are you afraid of sugar!"

"crack"

"Ah! What the hell are you, hiss..."

Hong Li froze, exclaimed, gritted her teeth and turned her head to look, only to find that Hei Yang had turned around to help her get the candy, curled her lips.

"whispering sound."

"..."

"It's these two bags, no, take a look for yourself."

Hei Yang pushed the door open again, threw the bag in his hand casually, and accurately shot Hong Li's head.

"Really, wouldn't it be good to just put the food by the bedside? It's thrown all over the house."

"Hey, it feels like home in this way, if you don't mess up, you don't call yourself home."

Hong Li is not annoyed by being shot in the head, anyway, she has a hard head, and she can get things in her hands.

"Thank you Brother Heiyang! It's awesome! How is your practice?"

"You speak normally."

Heiyang kicked off his shoes, lay down next to Hongli, grabbed a sesame candy, adjusted his posture with both hands, and opened his mouth before answering.

"As you can see, it's easy, but I didn't expect that the incense was just used up. I thought there would be a little left."

"Chicken."

"Who are you scolding?"

"you."

"Good guy!"

Heiyang frowned, put his head close to Hongli's face, and said viciously: "The world has changed, right? You dare to dance with me like this?"

"Beating is kissing and scolding is love. It proves that I love you."

With fruit candy in her mouth, Hongli turned the pages of the book calmly.

"Don't make trouble, you are reading, you have no quality."

"Crack!"

"Ah, wrong wrong."

Hong Li resolutely confessed.

"Brother hold your hands high, don't be as knowledgeable as Hongli."

"Oh, you have to get hit twice, right?"

Heiyang rolled his eyes, it is impossible to use real force, this is intimidation and deterrence, and it does not prevent him from complaining.

"I suspect that you deliberately provoke me, and then come to satisfy your ulterior motives, tsk tsk, scheming Hongli."

"Yes, yes, yes, I do it on purpose, I have a hobby, I can be scheming."

Hongli waved her hand.

"Don't make trouble, just read a book, the rebel army led by the heroine is about to hit the king's capital, and the rebellion will bring peace to the world, today is the day!"

"Grass, is this book also available for purchase..."

"Don't underestimate your Hongli's way, bastard!"

Hongli snorted softly, and argued for herself: "Books are the ladder of Hongli's progress, especially a good book.

If there is a book that is said to be very good, or a book that I am very interested in, I will feel uncomfortable for several days. "

"Then……"

Hei Yang tentatively asked: "Get it at all costs?"

"That's not enough."

Hongli showed dead fish eyes, waved her hands and said, "If the price you pay exceeds expectations, then give up.

I'm not stupid, I can get more good books with this time and energy. "

"But then again..."

After a pause, Hongli suddenly turned her head to look at Heiyang, pointed at herself and laughed.

"My mother has been whispering in my ears that every lady should read a lot, improve her cultural literacy, accumulate knowledge, and have a bookish spirit in her heart.

Hey, you see, after reading such a book now, don't I look very educated?

Well, Hongli can also be called a talented woman, an intellectual beauty, with both talent and appearance, right? "

"Uh……"

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched.

"Is it possible that Mom asked you to read those classics instead of the ones in your study?"

"Nonsense, everyone compiles it in words, why can't mine work?"

Hongli waved the book in her hand, and argued: "Just like the fables and fairy tales you told me before, as long as you can learn knowledge and understand the truth, isn't it a harvest?

Those all made me remember deeply and played an indelible role in my growth! "

"Don't slander good people!"

Heiyang turned his head away guiltily.

"When did I tell you any strange stories?"

"Hey, do you dare to do it or not?"

Hong Li showed dead fish eyes, and said angrily: "Do you want me to repeat it for you?"

"Ahem, no need, I remember."

Heiyang sneered and said, "It seems like I said it hahaha..."

"It's almost there."

Hong Li snorted and continued to read with her head down.

Heiyang lay on her left side, stretched out his hand and pinched the page between the first page and the page Hongli saw to stand up, so that he could start chasing from the first page, and it would not affect Hongli's reading. .

But after a while, Heiyang felt that it was too troublesome to hold the stack of papers all the time, so he propped his hand up to the page he was reading to prevent it from being covered, and Hong Li also naturally stretched out his hand to support it, and let the pages in the middle stand up together .

And the posture of the two also changed from lying on their stomachs to lying on their sides, with Heiyang facing the right and Hongli facing the left, the young couple quietly read the novel together.

The two of them didn't read it very quickly, but read it word by word very carefully, not caring whether it would take more time.

They don't need to think about what they need to do next, and they don't need to look around in a hurry. They don't have a lot of pressure to push people away, and they don't have a whip whipped forward with anxiety.

They are like travelers walking hand in hand, they don't care where the next stop is, and they are not in a hurry to reach their destination.

Because the scenery along the way is beautiful, they can even stop and enjoy it, and they will not be urged to stay for a whole day.

This is the slow-paced life they have always dreamed of, but it is somewhat different from the real slow-paced life.

Heiyang Hongli built his own city-state on the ground, a small city that only belonged to two people.

From another point of view, they are actually autistic. Closing their hearts and escaping from reality and socializing will only bring endless loneliness.

But the problem is that they are autistic with the person they love, and they can't feel loneliness at all.

In fact, the real loneliness is that you are walking in the crowd, but no one is willing to stop for you.

Strange faces meet and say goodbye one by one, the colors are reflected in the eyes, only black and white remain, the more noisy it is, the more silent and terrifying it feels, the louder the laughter, the more it seems to be covering up the emptiness in the heart.

The same indifferent faces of men and women, young and old, were broken into meaningless ravings that echoed in their ears.

The world is so big, but it seems that there is no place for yourself. In loneliness, you can't even cry out, let alone cry.

You need to wear the same mask as everyone else, and you can't show your inner face, no matter how painful it is-it will be laughed at.

But while they laughed, they envied each other at the same time. Perhaps in the near future, they could also vent the pain deep in their hearts.

And until then, put on the mask and don't take it off.

Walking in the dark, waiting for the short dawn to come at an unknown hour, and then falling into darkness again until you can't move.

You know that no one will understand your suffering, and no matter how sincere your words are, they will only make people feel bored.

The other party is also anxiously rushing to the next goal. No one has time to listen to your heart, just like you don't want to listen to their hypocrisy.

You think that people who lock themselves in a room are lonely, but for them, only then can they truly realize their own existence and realize that they are an independent individual.

Feeling my heartbeat, ah, I'm still alive.

This is called loneliness.

And these two are a loving couple.

Freedom of wealth and good health, they can do anything together, vent all their feelings in front of each other, know that they are unique to Him, and know that someone cares about them.

This is not lonely at all.

The fearless are the poorest.

……

"Wait a minute, I'll make a note."

Hong Li suddenly made a sound, pressed the page, and Hei Yang subconsciously placed his hands where he saw it, in case he couldn't find the pages in a while.

"uh-huh?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli with a question mark on his face.

"Remember what? Don't tell me that Hongli can copy good words and sentences when reading books, I will be shocked!"

"That's right! It's exactly what you think!"

Complacently, Hongli took out a small pocket book, pulled out the pen in the book, and copied something in the book.

"This is a habit I developed when I was in the Five Elements School. Does it make me look more like a talented woman?"

"Well……"

Hei Yang frowned as he watched Hong Li, who looked like an obedient girl, take notes seriously, always feeling that something was wrong.

"Let me see what you wrote."

Hei Yang stretched out his hand to take the book, but Hong Li turned around and faced the wall, showing the back of his head to Hei Yang.

"No."

Hongli snorted softly: "This is a note carefully recorded by a good student, Hongli. It took a lot of effort, so I can't just show it to you!"

"Ok?"

Heiyang frowned, and directly pinched the back of Hongli's fair fate's neck, causing the latter's body to freeze instantly.

"Miss Xiaoli, I allow you to reorganize the language, are you sure you don't want to show it to me?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli suddenly realized that showing her back to someone who was greedy for her body was really out of her mind!

Although in this respect, lying next to him is not very safe, but at least he still needs to turn himself over, and now he doesn't even need to turn over, and he can eat immediately after opening the bag...

Think about what Instant Kill was called at the beginning... Oh yes, the sinister backstab, hiss!
"Hahaha, how could it be, I'm joking, hahaha!"

Hong Li sneered twice, she couldn't move as the back of her neck was strangled.

"How could I not show it to my dear husband, don't talk about mere notes, you can read whatever you want, hahaha, haha, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

"It's almost there."

Heiyang let go of his hand in satisfaction, and watched Hongli, who was out of trouble, turn around and face him with a smirk, and nodded: "Okay, bring it here."

Hongli: "..."

"Hee hee! Stop~"

Hong Li showed a sweet smile, blinked her eyes, and acted maliciously.

Hei Yang: "???"

"Hey, can you give me some feedback, please?"

Seeing Heiyang's puzzled expression, Hongli said a little annoyed: "Your girlfriend Hongli is trying to please you, can you give me some feedback?

For example, with a love in your eyes and being fascinated or something? "

"Ha, are you acting cute?"

Hei Yang showed a shocked expression.

"Aren't you making a face to provoke me?"

"What do you mean! You say I'm not cute enough?!"

"I said you are not standard for being cute."

"Oh, it's a joke. A good-looking person always makes cute expressions. If you are not confident in your appearance, what standards do you need to set?"

Hongli looked at Heiyang, her eyes suddenly lit up.

"Why don't you demonstrate it to me?"

"what?"

Hei Yang pointed at himself, widening his eyes.

"I'm a tough guy, you want me to show you how cute I am? Don't be kidding me!"

"Hurry up!"

Hongli stared.

"Oh……"

Hei Yang curled his lips, thought for a while, and stretched out a pair of scissors hands in front of him.

"so?"

"Give Uncle Hongli a smile!"

"Ah, so?"

Heiyang squeezed out a smile: "How is it?"

"Well……"

Hongli looked at Heiyang with a frown, stretched out her tender white fingers to lift Heiyang's chin, and asked: "That, that's it, this action.

Can you show that expression of unwillingness, humiliation, shame, and obedience?
That is to say, imagine that you are a man of good family now, but in the end, you are blocked by a street gangster, Hong Li, who molested you with a smirk on your face. You have tears in your eyes, and you are very resistant but powerless to resist. For a while, you feel bitter sore.

Well, that's it, can you show that expression, please, please, I really want to see it! "

"I think I should conduct a large-scale review of the books you usually read to purify the waste in your head."

"You can't do that! We are an unmarried couple! My behavior is reasonable! You should do what I want!"

"Uh, so?"

"Emotional rendering is not in place."

"That's it?"

"Be a little more humiliating, um, the other party is too much, Hongli even stretched out her foot to let you lick her toes, who can bear such an excess? Who can bear it?!
Are you very angry, do you want to punch her in the face, do you... Hey, what kind of expression do you have!not like this!You are the weak side! "

"..."

"..."

"Okay okay, let's see the final effect."

Hong Li held the photo stone in her hand, poured spiritual power into it, and developed it into an image, revealing Hei Yang's funny expression.

"Not bad, isn't it?"

Hei Yang had a serious face.

"Not bad for your size!"

A well popped out of Hong Li's head, and she said speechlessly, "This is totally different from what I thought! I've already provoked you so much, so you have such a good temper..."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense."

Heiyang stretched out his hand, and said in a tone that could not be refused: "I will cooperate if you want to play, let me be healthy now!"

"Uh, just take a look, okay?"

"Ok?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "At first I wasn't even curious, but the more you hide it, the more I want to see it."

"Ah this..."

Hongli let out a long breath, hummed softly, and patted the little book into Heiyang's hands.

"Okay, okay, I'll show you, I'm satisfied!"

"It's almost there."

Heiyang opened the small book, but he couldn't hold back on the first page.

[Complete list of little swear words used to cleverly scold Hei Yang—recorder, Xiao Li. 】

The second page……

[1, *********2, *********3, ******]

Heiyang walked over with a black face "swish swish swish", sighed with a complex expression, and threw it in front of Hongli casually.

"Give it back to you, I really have nothing to say, Hongli, you are my brother, you are my sister, I admit that I was a little loud before, so please don't scold me!"

"Unfortunately, in terms of yin and yang, you are still inferior to you."

Hong Lihu put away the small notebook like a baby, with a displeased face: "You have seen all the results of the past few months, so how can I achieve a lore effect!"

"I suspect you have more than one notebook, this one is too new."

"Nonsense, of course I still have several, do you understand the Three Caves of the Cunning Rabbit?
And it’s not all aimed at you, there are also special articles on hunting horses, quotations on the disappearance of genealogy, and a complete collection of black words..."

"Can you remember something serious, something positive and cheerful?"

"Check for omissions and fill in vacancies, I only remember what I think is useful!"

Hongli pointed at herself triumphantly.

"I saw a sentence in a book before, saying that women are difficult to read.

If you compare it like this, you think I have more than one book. Have you seen the huge inventory in my study? I am just a difficult book in the study, hahaha! "

"Uh, that kind of indescribable book..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched: "Is it you too?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli flew over two blushes with a serious face, still pretending to be nonchalant and said: "Of course, they will have a strong guiding role in the life of a couple, and rounding them up can be considered a reference book, right?"

"..."

Heiyang was silent for a moment, then smiled.

"As long as I think about the books in the study, I can finish reading them sooner or later. You are the ones who need to keep reading for the rest of your life."

"Ha, this, you don't need to say this, I already knew it, hahaha!"

"I'm talking hard again."

"I didn't! Well..."

Well, not very hard either.

On January [-]th, sunny, Heiyang Hongli studied at home for a day and benefited a lot.

Yes, they love learning so much!

(End of this chapter)