So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 287 Our sorrow is to live without hope——Dante

"exile!"

The space wave rippled and smoothed those beautiful but deadly space cracks, allowing them to return to their original places.

"Nirvana!"

Dancing flames emerged, and the burning aura turned into purer vitality, allowing the wounds opened by space cracks to heal slowly.

Two black shadows stretched behind him, the flame retracted into his palm and extinguished, and the shadow was instantly pulled back to its original shape. From the dimness, two pairs of dead fish eyes quietly stared at the sloth lying on the ground.

"..."

The eyes of the two were very calm, but the sloth felt uncomfortably burned by the eyes. She turned over timidly, leaving her back to Heiyang Hongli.

"..."

"..."

The night wind blew from the mountain stream and lifted the black hair of the two of them. From the dense grass, a poisonous snake of various colors suddenly popped up and shot towards the two of them.

But when it was about to approach, the poisonous snake felt something was wrong, Qicun twitched violently, its body tightened suddenly, as if a rubber band had been stretched and rebounded violently, it forcibly changed its center of gravity, with a "pop" sound fell to the ground.

Regardless of any attack, it turned around and ran desperately towards the depths of the woods, but it didn't escape very far, its whole body froze, and there was no more sound.

The surrounding area was eerily quiet, as if even Xiao Chong was threatened to shut up.

"Exile what..."

The sloth broke the silence at last with a muffled voice.

"It's me who should be exiled."

"You stole a bit of laziness."

Hei Yang yawned, and said quietly: "I said why can't I sleep tonight, I will be full of energy? Just kidding!"

"Laziness is attached to me, I didn't steal it..."

The sloth defended weakly, "It's just for a day or two, and then it will return to its original state."

"You ran around without sleeping in the middle of the night, causing the magic circle in the courtyard to activate and consume energy, causing the property of Yangli's family to suffer losses."

Hong Li said with a displeased face: "What's more, let us run out to chase you in the middle of the night, how do you say that, uh, Hei Yang told it!"

"Staying up late is a woman's natural enemy."

Heiyang whispered the words.

"right!"

Hongli nodded in agreement, and hummed softly.

"Sin is the worst!"

"First of all, I was attacked. You can't stab someone with a knife and ask them to wipe off the blood for you. This is inhumane and unreasonable..."

The sloth muttered softly, "I didn't let you chase after me."

"Don't change the concept secretly, the most direct reason is that you don't sleep in the middle of the night and sneak out over the wall!"

"..."

The sloth was silent for a few seconds, then weakly said: "I said I was sleepwalking, you will believe me..."

"..."

Heiyang Hongli looked at each other and nodded.

"We believed it!
So sleepwalking is over, go back to sleep. "

"..."

"I have to go."

The sloth said softly: "This world is getting more and more repulsive to me. Staying in your house will only add to your chaos."

"Aha? Are you kidding me!"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows and said: "Are you underestimating our family's defense system? I thought I could hide you for a few more days to think of a way, so that the incident wouldn't happen so quickly, right?"

"Because I have become stronger again, I have eroded the world even more."

The sloth glanced at Heiyang, and added: "After I smelled the incense you lit, my subconscious couldn't control myself and began to enlighten.

Well, I've never even thought about practicing, my powers are all racial innate... wait, do I have powers?
In short, I don't even know what Tao is, but my rusty brain just can't help but start spinning. "

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Hey, look what I'm doing!"

Heiyang glared at Hongli, then snorted softly, "You asked me to go out and light incense, okay?"

"whispering sound."

Hongli rolled a blank look at Heiyang, looked at the sloth, and said speechlessly: "The world rejects you, so you have to go.

It's just that people are leaving the travel world, and you are saying goodbye to the world, right? You are the only one who is special? "

"They came to this world on their own initiative, they know where to enter and where to go, and they also know how to hide themselves."

The sloth sighed: "But I'm different, I'm different, I just drifted with the tide and came here in a daze, just like a muddled life."

"So you want to die?"

"Why can't I die."

"Because you don't want to die."

"Nonsense, I want to die and end everything!"

"reason?"

"..."

The sloth was silent for a moment, then turned over again and buried his face in the soil, his voice even more dull.

"Because I'm lazy."

"Nonsense, far-fetched!"

Heiyang snorted softly, stretched out his hand to grab the back of the sloth's neck, and pulled her nose and mouth out of the mud. Hongli's pupils tightened slightly, and she shrank her neck subconsciously, a little scared.

"Laziness will not let you die, laziness is the nature of intelligent creatures, not a reason for your self-destruction.

Don't always blame laziness, that's defined by others, damn it, it's tiring to think about how to be lazy every day, okay? "

"so……"

Lazy paused: "Just give up thinking."

"How can an intelligent creature stop thinking before it dies!"

Heiyang brought her to her eyes, and opened her left eye with one hand, while Hong Li beside her tiptoed to help her boyfriend open her right eye.

"listen!"

Heiyang looked straight into the sloth's eyes and said seriously: "You have remembered many things, whether you want to or not, your instinct has taught you to remember them.

You have great talents, even if you don't care too much, your race wants you to grow!
You were born with not only laziness, but many other emotions, otherwise you would not have actively pursued death at all, because life and death have no meaning for pure laziness.

You know the good and the bad, the good and the evil, and when you bless others to be happy, it proves that it is you who desire happiness too, to be happy... to live. "

"Hei Yang is right!"

Hongli said the same thing to me.

"you……"

The sloth stared blankly at the two, fell silent for a few seconds, then gently closed its eyes...and then covered its ears.

"Don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant sutras! Oh, don't listen! Don't listen! Don't listen..."

Black Sun: (`‐‐)
Red Glass: (`‐ω‐)
Heiyang let go of his hand, spiritual power lifted the sloth in the air, he and Hong Li stepped back a few steps, looked at the shaking sloth, crossed their hands, and moved their joints.

"...don't listen, don't listen, don't..."

The sloth stopped abruptly as the two in front of her began to press each other's legs.

"You guys, what do you want to do!"

"I don't want to do anything."

Hongli moved her elbows and hummed lightly.

"I want to beat you up. Anyway, you are not even afraid of death. Beating you up to let us vent our anger can be regarded as our final contribution to the world."

Sloth: "???"

"Feel the pain! Experience the pain! Accept the pain!"

With a low voice, Heiyang gradually rose into the sky, looking down at the sloth indifferently.

"When you try to find the meaning of death, all you can find is pain!

People who don't know pain don't know what happiness is! "

"wait wait wait!"

The sloth looked terrified.

"What are you talking about! Why are you flying into the sky! Why is there music playing in your ears!"

"Without further ado!"

Heiyang jumped to the ground again, approaching the sloth with a gloomy expression.

"Ready to be beaten? Let me send you to your death!"

"Hey! You guys, don't get any closer!"

The sloth began to struggle, breaking free from the bondage of the black sun's spiritual power, and fell to the ground, covered by two black shadows.

"I didn't even cry when I was cut by a space crack, don't make me succumb, it's useless for you to do this, don't come here!"

"Don't worry."

Hongli comforted softly: "We will help you seal your cultivation, let you enjoy extreme beatings, extreme torture, and experience death as if you were there!"

"don't want!!!"

The sloth's pupils constricted sharply, and she could clearly feel that she was locked by some terrible magical power, but she couldn't move.

Until the moment before the attack came, the fluke in the sloth's heart disappeared. She seemed to have really angered these two people. They were not joking with her this time!

"There are not many people who can make us shoot together, you deserve to die!"

"I do not want!!!"

The breath of death blows towards the face, the soul is frozen by the cold, and the boundless darkness rushes in like a tide, quietly wrapping the laziness... the last light in front of the eyes is also swallowed.

"Ha, ha, ho, ho ho..."

The sloth sat up abruptly, looking around in panic.

"This is where?"

"The other shore, the last stop before the death site."

Heiyang said softly: "You said that you were wrapped in mud to form a sculpture, I thought you were used to the silent darkness."

"I think you should listen to Hei Yang, he tried it himself, death is not easy."

Hongli said quietly: "I didn't try to die there, but I guess it will be very cold over there."

"me……"

The sloth turned her head and looked behind her. There was nothingness and silence. Her eyes widened, but she was rushed back by the ominous black mist.

She took two steps back in fright, and turned to look at the two people standing on the other side. They quietly looked at the nothingness behind the sloth, but the sloth saw the stars all over the sky behind them.

Not hot, but quiet.

"Now, while it's still dark, I can sleep in the cage when I go back."

"Are you going back with us, or going back by yourself later?"

"Heiyang... Hongli..."

The first time the sloth called out their names, she remembered.

"Hmm, what's wrong?"*2
"you……"

The sloth's ignorant expression gradually recovered, the corners of its mouth curled up, and finally showed an expression of grievance, and then cried out with a "wow".

"You two are not good people! Woooooooooo...

You two teamed up to bully me!Whoa whoa whoa whoa...

How can you bear it, I am only six hundred years old, I am still a child, woo woo woo woo..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Damn long-lived species! Leave her alone, let her die, I think she has lived enough!"

"Don't say that, Xiaoli, you won't be able to go to heaven after you die like this."

"How many times have I told you that I don't want to die. I will blame you for not protecting me well!"

"Okay, then let's live."

The gray fog dissipated, and the two walked home with the crying sloth, chatting nonsense every sentence.

"Fortunately, at least I still know that I am afraid of death. To be afraid of death is to want to live."

"I think I will be afraid at the last moment, but I am lucky to be pulled by someone."

"Heiyang, did you say that if you die, you can escape everything?"

"Of course not Xiaoli. Doesn't death mean that you were overtaken by death?"

"anything else?"

"Hmm... the malice of others, it's something you can't escape even if you die."

"But if you die, you can't hear it."

"There are many ways to be inaudible, to shut them up, or to plug their ears."

"Do people have ill will towards the dead? Why?"

"Some are pure malice, and some are for attacking living people. I don't know much about other things, so I'm too lazy to think about them...

People have been fighting against loneliness all their lives. Perhaps deliberately attracting the malice of others can remind themselves that they are still alive. "

"I don't know, anyway, I'll beat anyone who scolds me, well, except parents..."

"what about me?"

"decide as things go."

"..."

"Heiyang, do you think we will be more like adults when we talk like this? We should grow up, right?"

"You're even more childish, Xiaoli, adults won't meddle in their own business."

"Oh……"

"Everyone was a child once, though only a few remember it."

"Is this the note you copied, Heiyang?"

"Well, do you feel emotionally touched?"

"Well, probably, I think swear words can touch people's emotions more."

"Xiao Li, it will be very cute if you don't swear a little bit less."

"Do you think I'm not cute now?"

"You're cute all the time, but only in my opinion."

"It's enough for you, you don't need to care about what others think."

"But what if you provoke a bad temper?"

"That's right...then it's okay if I don't speak in front of outsiders!"

"It's impolite not to speak!"

"Uh, then I'll pretend to be dumb!"

"Ah, maybe they feel that your eyes are also very embarrassing."

"Hey, this is too weird!"

"It's not uncommon."

"Alright alright……"

"So I was right."

The sloth who followed the two with an aggrieved face suddenly made a sound.

"Living is tiring!"

"Ah."

Hongli smiled disdainfully.

"Can't you rest when you're tired?"

"Why are you resting while walking!"

"Why not?"

Hongli tugged at Heiyang's sleeve.

"Hei Yang, I'm tired, take me home."

"I'm tired too."

"Give me some face! Are you going to make me lose face in front of my laziness?"

"Ok."

"How about it?"

Hongli wrapped her arms around Heiyang's neck and was hugged by the waist. She looked at the sloth provocatively.

"I don't like it!"

"whispering sound."

The sloth pouted and turned his head away.

"Grinding people."

Hongli: "???"

"Sure enough, it's useless to say so much!"

Hong Li raised her hand with a fierce look on her face.

"It seems that fists make more sense!"

"Ah!"

The sloth snorted softly.

"Mighty and unyielding! Don't think about it..."

"click"

A crack suddenly appeared in the space in front of the sloth's neck.

"exile!"

With quick hands and quick eyes, Hong Li smoothed out the crack.

The sloth froze for a moment, didn't speak any more, and lowered its head to follow the shadow of Heiyang Hongli.

"Huh, save the otter's life again."

Hong Li wiped off the sweat that didn't exist, showing a compassionate expression.

"I feel like I have merit +999 numbers on my head all the time. I'm such a good girl."

"I have to add a word."

Heiyang has one thing to say.

"First of all, no matter how the laziness comes from, she is a stowaway who is dangerous to the world, so the travel world itself wants to kill her.

Secondly, we are residents of the travel industry and should stand on the side of the world.

So, strictly speaking, what you did just now is not an act of justice. "

"Ah this!"

Hongli instantly felt that the vertical bar of the plus sign on her head fell down and turned into a minus sign.

"So I have merit-999 on my head?!"

"Well, Hongli, the traitor in the roaming world!"

"Hey, I'm not, it's all bewitched by you, Heiyang!"

"Don't be bloody! I don't know anything, and I haven't done anything."

"Dare to act or not to act..."

[Hong Li: It's difficult to deal with. I just coaxed her well, but now she's frightened into autism again. 】

[Hongli: By the way, can we really distract her by chattering like this? 】

[Hei Yang: We have to resolve the conflict between what we want her to live and the travel world doesn't want her to live. I think this is the top priority, and the rest can be done slowly. 】

[Hongli: That's right, you help her like this, do you feel a little empathy? 】

[Hei Yang: Lazy, lonely, rejected by the world, feels like he will die at any moment, doesn't know the meaning of living.

If my parents didn't give me hugs, would I be like her? 】

[Hongli: Nonsense, you still have me! 】

[Hei Yang: Not at that time. 】

【Hongli: Ah, that's right...】

[Hongli: Anyway, now you have it! 】

[Hongli: Harm, it's just that my sleep time was sacrificed innocently. 】

[Hei Yang: Go back and sleep again, I can read a story to lull you to sleep. 】

[Hongli: Hey, I'm not a little girl anymore! 】

[Hong Li: So you should read more to make it work! 】

【Hong Li: Besides, it's already dawn. 】

"Oh oh oh!"

The sound of dawn came from the city.

"This is Xiaori's cry."

"Can you hear that too?"

"I've heard a lot! It's okay, you can do it in the future."

"Well, something's wrong with you?"

(End of this chapter)