So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 328 It will be hot if the air conditioner is not turned on, and it will be cold if the quilt is not covered. The two are not contradictory

"Boom!" "Boom!"

A series of violent roars sounded in the secret realm. At the entrance of the secret realm, Quiet Mimi stretched out two small heads, staring at the dead fish and watching the fierce battle in the secret realm.

"Good guy, they all ran here."

Heiyang murmured to Hongli in a low voice: "Six people surrounded and beat up a white-haired old man, it's really going downhill."

"Hey, the Virgin Mary climbs quickly."

Hongli hid behind Heiyang, watching the battle cautiously.

"Six old-fashioned Nascent Soul Stages, and a legendary old monster who crosses the catastrophe, can this little golden core like me see it?

Tsk tsk, don't splash blood on me.Brother Heiyang quickly stop me. "

"Tsk tsk."

Heiyang licked Hong Li who was lying on his back, and gave her a white look: "It's alright, it's alright, we're outside, please be more careful, shall we?"

"I know, I know, this is already a very careful look."

Hongli wrapped her arms around Heiyang's neck, and hummed, "Anyway, don't worry about what I'm doing, the point is that the seven of them are still fighting."

"Should we go out and talk it out?"

Heiyang sighed, too lazy to talk to the dishonest Hongli, he looked at the seven of them carefully, and said seriously: "The old man named Dogma in the middle should be the enemy.

We sneaked around behind him, taking advantage of the grandpas and grandmas of Wuliangjianmen to attract his attention, we went up and stabbed him in the back, and quickly ended the battle. "

"Simple and rude, it sounds feasible! But I think we can be more stable?"

Hong Li nodded in agreement, and took out a box of chess pieces: "Where is the chessboard?"

"Here, here..."

Hei Yang quickly took out the chessboard, and said in a low voice: "Do you think the combat power summoned by this item can beat that old man?"

"Ha, then how do I know."

Hongli spread her hands: "It's okay, anyway, we still have a lot left, one can't do it, add another."

"What if it doesn't work?"

"Uh, kneeling down and begging for mercy?"

"good idea!"

"..."

Heiyang Hongli unfolded the chessboard and began to list the chess pieces in order.

"Stupid you, that's where the prime minister is, what are you doing with a man!"

"You still have the nerve to say me, why are you running ahead of the little pawn!"

"That hasn't been put yet, fool Hongli!"

"Heh, then me too, I am a special meow directly forming the head!"

.........

"boom!"

Daoist Gu Jian was slapped back dozens of miles by Dogma's palm, and returned almost instantly as a streamer of light, stabbing straight at the opponent.

"frame!"

Doggy snorted softly, and the air around Master Gu Jian seemed to be compressed and tightened in an instant, wrapping around her.

The strong friction made her speed suddenly stagnate, and finally stopped in front of the dogma.

"How about it?"

Dogma sneered and looked at Gu Jian, who was imprisoned in front of him and couldn't move, and waved his cuffs: "Isn't it okay to continue pretending to be stupid like before? At this point, you still want to die. Haven't recognized the situation yet?"

"It's just that you haven't recognized the situation yet!"

Master Gu Jian snorted coldly: "What do you think I practice hard for! Huan!"

"Ok?"

In Doggy's surprised eyes, the real Gu Jian in front of him suddenly turned into a phantom and dissipated, and then there was a terrifying feeling of shock above his head. He raised his head, and saw the real Gu Jian raising his sword to charge.

Then he slammed down fiercely: "Give it to me, go to hell!"

"Humph."

Master Gu Jian snorted coldly, the sword in his hand glaring: "Yao Jiang!"

"Shh!"

The sword light was as cold as a galaxy falling, and it slammed on the dogma.

"Shua! Give it! Hiss!"

The sword light drowned the dogma, and Master Gu Jian breathed a sigh of relief, showing a vigilant expression again.

"squeaky"

"Boom!"

Dogma with disheveled hair came out of the sword light, his body was tattered and bloodstained, even more than half of his beard had been shaved off, his face was as dark as if he had just been rescued from a coal mine.

"I admit that I underestimated you..."

Dogma coughed and snorted coldly, "There is something."

"Since you know how powerful it is, you can catch it without putting your hands up!"

Master Gu Jian shouted angrily, glanced at the battlefield, and found that with her addition, only the Great Elder and the Third Elder were left with the strength to fight.

The other three elders were seriously injured and fled. They didn't leave the three of them and ran away, but ran to the corner to take pills to recover their blood and energy.

However, the current situation...

Master Gu Jian's heart sank slightly, the realm of crossing the catastrophe was really extraordinary, she had already grasped the bottleneck, and she was only a short step away from breaking through.

It's a pity, after all, there is still a gap with the real strong man who crosses the tribulation.

It seems that there is only one way to use it, give it a go!
Master Gu Jian gave the two elders a look, they were stunned for a moment, then reacted, adjusted their bodies, and surrounded the dogma in a triangle.

"Um?!"

Dogma frowned, smelling a little danger.

He secretly marveled in his heart, after all, he still came from the sect of the Transitional Tribulation Powerhouse, and he still had some background.

As soon as he thought of this, the teacher's eyes turned cold.

"Any other moves, just use them!"

Dogma snorted coldly: "The next trick is to get rid of you!"

"..."

The three looked at each other, and raised their long swords at the same time: "Sword style!"

The strong wind blew, and the huge coercion changed the color of the dogma slightly, and a strange scene appeared in the secret realm, like a cake that was cut in layers, turning into strips, revealing a dark and deep void.

But even so, this secret realm has not yet collapsed, as if he didn't realize that he was cut into strips, and continued to follow the original appearance, and the years were quiet.

But the dogma understands that these are just the tranquility before the horror, and when the three of them draw their swords, this secret realm will be shattered in an instant!

"Black Sun!"

Hong Li's eyes widened, and she called softly.

"receive."

Holding the chessboard, Heiyang's eyes froze.

"Instant kill!"

"Boundless!"

The three of them took a moment, and Heiyang came behind Doggy, and there was the sound of army drums on the chessboard in his hand, as if thousands of troops gathered to kill God, and slapped Doggy hard on the back of the head!
"boom!"

The immeasurable sword struck violently, and Heiyang got short and rolled on the spot in the air.

Heiyang appeared in front of Hongli in an instant, and the latter hugged Heiyang into his arms, breathed a sigh of relief, and kept patting Heiyang's back.

"Huh, Xiaoyang, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, mom is here."

"Climb, climb!"

Heiyang broke free from Hongli's arms in embarrassment. The latter smiled and was about to say something when he felt a sudden silence in his ears, and the light of the sword filled the air.

Heiyang Hongli grabbed the opponent and violently exited the secret realm, holding on to the voice of the game while retreating.

[Hongli: ? ? ? 】

[Hongli: Hello, hello?Ahhh?Is Heiyang here?black sun?I am deaf? 】

[Hei Yang: Don't panic, that secret realm is broken, the sound can't be transmitted. 】

[Hongli: Phew, I was shocked. 】

Heiyang Hongli's eyes flickered, and she looked into the Shattered Secret Realm without confusion, watching the fierce battle in the field.

"!!!"

Facing the ready-to-go sword light, Dogma suddenly felt a sense of suffocation. He saw that after swinging the sword, the three of them spit blood and flew backwards, obviously also suffered heavy injuries.

"Hoo! Come!"

A gleam flashed in the dog's eyes, and he waved a giant ruler to stop him: "It is stipulated that this method will not hurt you!"

"bass!"

The giant ruler turned into a streamer, and it was directly attached to the sword light. The violent power exploded in front of it, crazily weakening the power of the sword light.

Even though he was weakened by half, Jian Guang still drowned the dogma and tore off pieces of flesh and blood from his body.

The latter gritted his teeth ferociously, and the wound cracked and healed.

I won!
Dogma felt the severe pain all over his body, but smiled. This move would seriously injure him at most, and it could not threaten his life.

What can't defeat me will make me stronger!
This thought flashed in Doggy's mind, and then his eyes suddenly went dark, and the severe pain from the back of his head made his brain stop for a moment.

"There is no retreat!"

Armored with silver armor, a flying general on a steed came with a halberd and charged towards the dogma. He didn't see his face, but his roar was deafening!
"kill!"

Dogma's eyes went dark.

"..."

"Huh, it's done, as expected of me!"

Hong Butian pulled the small car made of door panels and walked to Zhao Zhuji's side, wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist on his head, and smiled.

"How about it, using this to transport the comrade lying on the road back to the house is really a genius setting, isn't it!"

"Ah? Ah! Yes..."

Zhao Zhuji responded absently, his mind was in chaos.

Just now Hong Butian suddenly turned back to find her, and before she could start the show, the former suddenly said "Zhuji, I need you", which made her feel stupid.

Then the other party said a bunch of things, but Zhao Zhuji didn't hear it, only heard another sentence, "I knew you wouldn't be angry with me".

Then there was another silence, I don't know what Hong Butian said, and then I heard "Let's go quickly", and then I was dragged here by Hong Butian in a daze.

Hong Butian seemed to have said a lot of important news, but she picked out the most important ones at once, and the whole person was down at this time.

"Go, do you want to go now?"

Zhao Zhuji panicked and said, "I haven't got my household registration certificate yet..."

"what?"

Hong Butian raised a question mark and waved his hands.

"What, there are so many things, let's go, go there and listen to me, just do it directly!"

"Do it directly!!!"

Zhao Zhuji's consciousness melted, and he muttered: "Listen to you, listen to you..."

(Zhao Zhuji: Can the love brain die?)
The little car kept wandering around the Wuliangjian Gate, and Hong Butian looked at the quiet sect with an inexplicably pleasant sense of impulsiveness.

In the sect that has always been well-behaved, no matter how much he jumps around and yells now, no one will stop him, and he has the urge to let himself go.

Just like the husky with no queen at home, seeing the handsome Teddy who is training the dog, the whole person feels a lot more relaxed.

If you compare it vividly, it’s as if you are invisible in class. Even teachers and classmates can’t see it when you eat snacks and sleep, ahem!
"Zhuji Zhuji, over there, there is a brother hanging on the eaves over there."

"Oh oh oh, here we come."

"Zhuji Zhuji, look at the tree over there, there is a junior sister lying on the branch and passed out."

"Ah, is it possible that she is really sleeping?"

"Impossible! Who can sleep at a time like this! Save her quickly!"

"Oh oh oh, here we come."

"Zhuji, look over there. The two classmates there were supposed to be fighting, and their clothes were torn. Hurry up and pull them away."

"I can't hear, I can't hear!"

"???"

"Huh, it's finally done!"

Zhao Zhuji clapped his hands, and said quietly: "Now all the fellow students have been arranged properly."

"Pearls, pearls..."

"Ah? Is there any more there? Where is it?"

"No, I mean..."

Hong Butian pointed to the sky with a complicated expression: "Look at the sky."

"what?"

Zhao Zhuji raised her head and watched the sky of Wuliangjianmen distorted for a while, as if being scrubbed with hands like clothes but with too much force, giving people an inexplicable feeling of palpitation, as if the sky was about to explode in a second.

"boom!"

Well, the sky literally blew up.

Pieces of space fragments fell, and the formation of the Wuliang Sword Gate suddenly dimmed and closed by itself.

The core of the formation is inside the secret realm, and the elder who arranged the formation was still complacent, saying that it is hidden here, and no one will be able to find it.

As a result, uh...

"Zhuji be careful!"

Hong Butian yelled angrily, pulled out the door panel on the car, ran to Zhao Zhuji's side, and covered their heads with the door panel.

"call!"

Hong Butian let out a long sigh of relief: "This way it will be safe!"

Zhao Zhuji: "..."

"I can go to your safety, who uses the door to block the space debris!

Are you safe or dead!

Why don't you just bring a coffin board over here, maybe it will be easier for us to lie down in it! "

"Ah, yes!"

Hong Butian suddenly thought of something, exclaimed, touched the storage bag on his body, and poured out a coffin with the lid open!
Zhao Zhuji: "..."

It's not just her talking, so why not, brother, you take a coffin with you when you go out?

Don't tell me that there are corpses or remnants of elders of a certain sect hidden in it, what to help you with the next step of cultivation!
"Oh, what kind of eyes do you have!"

Hong Butian looked at Zhao Zhuji's bewildered expression, slid open the coffin with a gap left, and sat in after a "slip", and waved to Zhao Zhuji: "Come on, come on, it's still okay to squeeze!" It can fit!"

"Ah this!"

Zhao Zhuji's heart twitched, did he jump to the point of joint burial before he got married? Why is his love sweet, and my love is from the underworld?
"No time to explain!"

Hong Butian jumped out and grabbed Zhao Zhuji's arm. The other party finally came back to his senses and let out an exclamation, and then was thrown into the coffin by Hong Butian. He then got in, and the coffin lid was closed .

"Phew, it's safe!"

In the darkness, Hong Butian took out a lighting stone and turned to look at Zhao Zhuji.

"Xiaoyang Xiaoli and the others gave it to me, we are now safe..."

Hong Butian's voice stopped abruptly, he saw Zhao Zhuji's flushed face close at hand, so he just bit his lip and looked at him.

Hiss, this damn feeling, what's going on!

"Is that so..."

Zhao Zhuji finally understands what is achieved on paper. Is this what adults often say "marriage is the grave of love"?

So, have you skipped right to this step now?
"Hoo, ha, hoo!"

Heiyang Hongli clasped his palms together: "Exile!"

The dangling space around him froze for an instant, and was slowly forced back by the two of them, and then let the people of Wuliangjianmen clean it up by themselves!

Well, it's like at home you crumpled up the quilt and threw it in the corner. ()

"It's done!"

Heiyang clapped his hands and nodded in satisfaction.

"Black sun, black sun!"

"what?"

"Look there!"

With sharp eyes, Hong Li pointed to a coffin on the ground: "That's what we gave to Brother Bu Tian?"

"Ah, indeed, it seems that Brother Butian listened."

Hei Yang nodded, but suddenly he was taken aback and rubbed his eyes: "Well, Xiao Li, on the coffin board, how could I imagine little peach hearts floating around."

"Pfft ha ha ha, what illusion of the underworld, coffin board, Xiao Taoxin, it really belongs to you!"

Hongli couldn't help laughing out loud, rubbed the tears from the corners of her eyes, and looked at the same thing: "Huh? There are so many hearts!"

"Yeah yeah."

"Hey, it's so scary!"

"That's why he is an older brother, and we are just younger brothers and sisters."

"Makes sense!"

(End of this chapter)