So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 351 ━━━━━━━━━!!

Chapter 351 ━━━━()━━━━━!!
"Hei Yang, where are my clothes?"

"Over there on the cabinet."

"No, what about the little one?"

"Hey, it's in the corner, remember to take it out when you throw out the trash."

"What am I..."

Hongli couldn't help kicking Heiyang with her little foot, and said angrily: "Bad guy!"

"I'll make you a new one later."

"Yeah, long live my husband!"

Hong Li chuckled, pulled off the quilt to wrap herself up tightly, exposed her small head and smiled at Hei Yang who was getting dressed.

"In that case, I won't come out of the nest, you will take care of my lovely daughter-in-law today!"

"Ah, good good..."

Hei Yang sighed, and waved his hands indifferently: "Anyway, it's just an extra meal, look at how much you've taken advantage of, don't be ashamed!"

"Ah, what? Aren't you going to go to the kitchen to make a love breakfast for me?"

Hong Li said angrily: "Damn it, I thought you were going to cook for me, but you mean to go out to buy food?"

"Huh? Otherwise?"

Heiyang glanced at Hongli, put on his shoes and jacket, and said leisurely: "Going out to buy, it's simple, easy, and efficient.

To be honest, it is cheaper to buy the same food than to cook it at home. Why not? "

"Hey, hey, it sounds like your time is very tight, we are living a relaxed and comfortable slow-paced life now, okay?"

Hongli couldn't help but protested: "We obviously have a kitchen at home, but we still go out to buy food, so it won't make people laugh if it spreads?"

"Ha, who would laugh at us? Don't take yourself so seriously all day long. Besides me, who else would be free to pay attention to you all day long?"

Hei Yang picked up the small mirror and brushed his hair, said casually: "Okay, okay, don't talk much, tell me what you want to eat, I'll bring it for you."

"what……"

Hongli's face drooped, and she said quietly: "I want to eat Heiyang's love breakfast."

"Sister, is your obsession so deep?"

Heiyang showed dead fish eyes, speechless.

"The kitchen has oil, salt, rice vinegar, and various ingredients..."

Hongli beeped softly.

"But I only know a few things. Either I will make you a pot of porridge with love, or go out and buy it. The delicious ones and the spicy ones."

Heiyang spread his hands: "Choose, my wife."

"Husband, hurry up and buy rice! I can do it! Just give me all of yours!"

"Tch, I knew..."

"Go and come back, my dear~Xiaoli loves you, mua~"

Hongli smiled and waved.

"Okay, okay, I understand."

Heiyang closed the door tightly.

"Snapped"

Seeing that the door was closed and she was the only one left in the room, Hong Li felt a little empty in her heart for a moment, she hadn't seen her for a few seconds, and she was already thinking about Heiyang!
"Uh, uh..."

Hongli blushed slightly, carefully lifted the quilt a little bit, took a look inside, closed it in an instant, her face was blood red, her body softened and she lay down on the bed, covering her face with her hands and making a "beeping" sound.

"So shy, so shy, so shy, so happy, happy, shy, shy, shy, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah..."

Hongli was wrapped in the quilt, rolling over and over on the bed, and stopped suddenly when she hit the wall, hiding her face and nose under the quilt, only revealing a pair of guilty eyes.

"Is that woman really me..."

"what---"

Hong Li dragged out a long voice, looking like she had no love in her life.

"Let me faint, forget it, this is not something I should face!

Although it is already very embarrassing in front of Heiyang...

But this time I completely lost my face! "

"But why, why..."

Hong Li dejectedly said: "Obviously the male and female protagonists in the novel are as simple as eating and drinking, and they seem calm and composed. Well, could it be that there is something wrong with my own personality? Am I too hypocritical?!"

Hongli quietly looked up at the sky, emptied her mind, and gave up thinking.

Until suddenly, she seemed to find something, and she let out a light snort, and her eyes turned light red.

"How do I feel, there is something wrong with this ceiling..."

Hongli squinted her eyes, and then a series of question marks popped up on her head: "Fuck, where's the roof of my house? Why is there only this board left!?
My dear, there are a lot of strange things these days, the roof suddenly disappeared. "

"and many more!"

Hong Li frowned, took a breath, and stammered, "No, no, that's what we did, right? No, no!"

"I'm thinking about it, it's not so wild..."

Cold sweat oozes from Hongli's head, carefully recalling and revisiting those memories that cannot be played.

"No, it's not impossible, maybe I lost consciousness?"

The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched, thinking of the possibility of terror, she shook her head quickly.

"Impossible, impossible, I'm not such a waste!"

Hong Li breathed a sigh of relief, and thought about it from a different angle.

The girl, uh, that's not right... The young woman is in doubt!

[Your contract object (Heiyang) sent over soup dumplings*12]

[Your contract object (Heiyang) sent over egg custard*1 bowl]

[Your contract object (Heiyang) sent over hot milk*2 cups]

[Heiyang: Xiaoli, eat first, I'll be back later. 】

[Hong Li: Huh?Hei Yang, where are you going?Come back soon! 】

[Hongli: I miss you so much, come back quickly, I don't feel safe now! 】

【Hei Yang: Ah, don't panic, I'm on the roof of our house. 】

[Hongli: Huh? 】

[Hei Yang: Didn't it thunder and rain a few days ago!Well, just the two of us, the thunder robbery split the roof of our house and knocked it off, just like your clothes. 】

[Hongli: ? ? ? 】

[Hongli: Brother, you don't have to speak if you don't know how to speak. 】

[Hei Yang: Oh my goodness, don't worry about those details, I'll go and fix our roof, and it'll be over after the whole thing is done. 】

【Hongli: ! ! ! 】

[Hongli: What?What did I hear?Hei Yang took the initiative to do the housework? 】

[Hongli: Oh my god, I'm not still dreaming, sigh...it's not a dream! 】

[Hongli: Could it be, could it be that this is the mature responsibility of a married man!Virtuous husband! 】

[Hongli: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

[Hongli: I will be gentle and considerate to you in the future, and I will listen to you!move! 】

[Hei Yang: What are you thinking, isn't it normal for a lazy dog's nest to feel a sense of crisis without protection, who is virtuous! 】

[Hei Yang: Don't let me contract the housework in the future, I won't do it even if you kill me. 】

[Hongli: Oh, oh, I don't care, you just care about me and treat me well! 】

[Hei Yang: Oh, okay, okay, I care about you, okay, wife, eat quickly, eat while it's hot, don't let it get cold. 】

[Hong Li: Hmm!Um!okay! 】

"what……"

Hongli ended the conversation with an expression of intoxication and happiness.

"Being able to act like a baby with Heiyang like this, no matter how embarrassing it is, it doesn't seem to matter. Gods don't change these days..."

After being happily intoxicated for a few minutes, Hongli took out the delivered food and put it on the bedside table to eat slowly.

"However, Heiyang has to repair the house, make clothes, and bring me food, and he has worked so hard before...

Wait, I remember changing several bed sheets, so I can't hand them over to poor Heiyang..."

Hongli began to feel sorry for her husband again: "It will be very tiring!"

"No! As a wife, it's nothing to love him if you can't help him share something!"

Hongli took a deep breath, with determination in her eyes, she raised her hand and took another bun.

"Well, let's eat first before talking about it. It's always a bit troublesome to eat soup dumplings, and it always seems to be implying something, ah..."

After eating and drinking enough, Hong Li began to think about the problem.

"Well, speaking of clothes, I really don't have enough clothes, and I have to ask Heiyang for help every time...

I remember that in the Five Elements Sect, there is such a simple method, which uses the spiritual power of the five elements to condense the spirit clothes and so on.

In addition, I seem to have some other clothes? "

Hongli blinked, looked down at the bottom of the bed, pulled out a large box and opened it, a pile of fancy clothes came into view.

"Well, should I say it or not, the clothes my mother brought me to buy before are still very beautiful, otherwise..."

Hong Li opened another drawer, groped inside for a while, and took out a storage ring.

She looked inside, her face turned red, but she recovered quickly.

"Sure enough, I remember that there are some small clothes made by that guy Heiyang... If this is the case, it's not impossible."

…………

five minutes later.

"Hey, hey, hey..."

Hongli struggled to lift the white stocking of the other leg over her knee, muttering softly.

"It feels like a lot of effort, shouldn't you wear it like this...

Oh, no matter what, it's still quite comfortable to be comfortable! "

Hongli jumped out of bed and stretched herself: "Ah, I'm resurrected!"

"Who is resurrected, I said..."

Heiyang walked into the room while shaking the water droplets on his hands: "By the way, did you, Hong Xiaoli, leave some for me... huh?!"

Heiyang stopped abruptly before he finished speaking, he stared at Hongli in front of him with wide eyes, and was stunned for a moment.

"Huh? Huh what?"

Hongli walked to Heiyang with a smile, turned around generously, bent forward slightly, and looked up at her husband: "How about it, are you satisfied with Heiyang in this body?"

"me……"

Heiyang looked at Hongli in front of him, his expression froze, he sighed and stretched out his hands to touch Hongli's head, he couldn't help but sigh: "You can easily make me impulsive by dressing up like this, okay, didn't you not like these before?"

"Ha, this moment and that moment."

Hong Li hugged Hei Yang, squinting her eyes comfortably: "I just started confirming the relationship before, but now I'm so familiar with it...ah!"

Hongli jumped away as if being electrocuted, and looked at Heiyang in horror, who spread his hands and walked to the bedside to eat leisurely without saying anything.

"Good guy..."

Looking at Hei Yang's calm appearance, Hong Li couldn't help sighing, feeling admiration spontaneously in her heart, and walked out of the bedroom shaking her head and laughing.

"Well, let me take a look..."

Hong Li looked at herself curiously in the mirror.

"See if you will become more feminine after you get married? By the way, what is femininity?"

Hong Li shook her head left and right, but she didn't notice any changes in herself: "Ha, Master is still so cute!"

Taking a deep breath, Hong Li stretched her waist and lay down on the sofa, facing the gate, the sun was shining brightly, and the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant.

"Heiyang eats slowly, um, what should I do now..."

Hongli thought for a while, took out the communication spirit stone and chose a good sister: "It's you!"

"Beep... ding."

"Pick up in seconds?"

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, and heard an excited voice coming from the other end.

"Ha, I knew Sister Hongli would definitely call!"

Xingyun's face appeared on the screen, she smiled and said hello: "Good afternoon, Sister Hongli!"

"Huh? Is it noon?"

Hong Li, who had just finished breakfast, scratched her head, um, it must be jet lag, don't worry about it!
"By the way, have you been guarding the communication spirit stone?"

Hongli was very puzzled by Xingyun's instant connection behavior: "I don't need to practice? Are you just guarding the communication?"

"No, no, it's lunch now!"

Xingyun showed Hongli the scene of people coming and going behind her, took a deep breath, and said with a smile: "It's a pity that you are not here now, sister Hongli, you can only see and smell the fragrance... Vomit!"

Before Xing Yun finished speaking, his expression twitched suddenly, and he turned to the side and shouted: "Xing! En! En!"

Xingyun couldn't help protesting loudly to her cousin who was eating next to her: "Can you stop eating your stinky food in the public cafeteria, damn it, it will affect everyone's appetite!

Wow, how can someone have such a unique and strange taste, eat this kind of food, you are a beautiful and quiet girl, show me some restraint! "

"what?"

Xing Enen turned to look at Xingyun with a confused face, a question mark popped up on her head: "But Miss Xiaoyun, aren't you the one with the strangest taste?"

"Nonsense! It's you!"

"Bitter taste is really annoying, I don't want to suffer."

"If you can't bear hardships, sooner or later you will become bitter yourself, you know that!"

"Ah...then you don't have to eat it every day, do you?"

"Ha, this is called getting used to nature, and this is how good habits are formed!"

"Oh……"

Hongli watched Xingyun quarrel with her cousin Xing Enen with a leisurely expression. Well, Xing Enen is the girl who made Hongli worry about her for hundreds of chapters after only a few scenes.

Damn it, it's cute even if it's small!

Hongli moved her eyes to the back of them, watching the people coming and going, big fish and meat, all kinds of food, and suddenly remembered that before the group of old men and women left, they had left a lot of prepared meals for them, saying It can be eaten as long as it is warmed up.

But I feel that it is too troublesome to heat up, and I have to wash the dishes after eating, so my parents will take Heiyang Hongli home to eat. base.

Speaking of which, why does Xiao Huo not have a golden core yet? She is almost two years old and still not forming a core. Doesn't she lose at the starting line compared with other children?
But then again...

When Hongli thought that her Heihong family didn't put a lot of pressure on her and Heiyang, and didn't make any comparisons with other children, she immediately felt relieved.

Xiaohuo just needs to grow up happily like them!
Thinking wildly in her head, Hong Li suddenly glanced at the food delivery port in front of the cafeteria, her heart moved slightly, showing a thoughtful expression.

"Hmph, I won't tell you so much!"

Xingyun snorted softly, picked up food, picked up the spirit stone, turned and walked out.

"Then I'll go home and eat well. Damn it, how can there be such creatures as stinky people!"

"Ah, Miss Xiaoyun is so rare..."

Xing Enen looked up at Xingyun's back, shook her head, and continued to eat her meal with her head down: "Well, it's delicious~~"

"It's too much, it's too much!"

Xingyun walked out angrily, complaining while walking.

"Miss Xiaoli, let me tell you, Enen, her grandfather, that is, my grandfather, specially told her to listen to me before she came here, but what kind of attitude did she have just now!
Obviously I am doing very bad things, and my bitterness will not be smelled by others. I am her cousin, a grandpa's real cousin, damn it!

This is called general outside, cousin is like mother, almond mother is three thousand, I only take one scoop..."

"Okay, okay, calm down, the language templates are all messed up..."

Hongli sighed: "Then you help me..."

"Eh?"

Xingyun paused, and looked expectantly: "What, what are you doing for sister Hongli?"

"Ah, forget it, I'll go find that later..."

Hongli paused, then waved her hands: "It's okay, it's okay, Xiaoyun, let's continue chatting."

"Hey, it's very uncomfortable for Sister Hongli to say half of what she says!"

"Ah, it's actually nothing..."

"Well, anyway, I have prepared a bunch of questions to ask Sister Hongli, hehe!"

"Hmm, let me tell you in advance, I won't answer whatever you ask!"

"Oh, oh, that's not important, hey, oh, wait until I get home..."

Xingyun paused, waved the token to open the small courtyard, pushed the door and entered the room, put the food on the table, and took a deep breath.

"Ha, it's really the best at home, quack, don't sleep late, mom has brought you something to eat!"

"Quack, here we come, Mom, wait a minute..."

A rattling sound came from next door.

"Well, that..."

Hongli raised her brows, and couldn't help but ask her soul: "Xiaoyun, is your Quacka's usual food the same as yours?"

"Ha, of course!"

Xingyun nodded proudly.

"As a mother, how can I treat my son badly, and I will never lose the role of Quack every time, look at how good he looks!"

Hongli: "???"

"Ha, just kidding."

Xingyun waved his hand, scratched his head embarrassedly and smiled: "I know, it's not normal to know that my bitter taste is actually not normal, but how could I force little Quack to suffer?"

"Well, that's right."

Hongli nodded, seeing Quack coming out of the clan, holding a small cake-like food, Quack gnawing, and showing a look of enjoyment, she was relieved.

The decoration of Xingyun's house was very poor. If the food tastes bad, wouldn't it be a reckless attempt...

"Phew, it's done!"

Xingyun wiped her mouth, looked at Hongli, and couldn't help but speak before Hongli could speak.

"Sister Hongli, Sister Hongli, are you considered Brother Heiyang to be officially married now?"

"Well, this..."

(End of this chapter)

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