I can't be an NPC

Chapter 236 Two Drunkards
Shakespeare, who followed Li Wen back into the tent, staggered and accidentally sat down on the ground. He woke up from the state of being immersed in discussing poetry with Li Wen and returned to reality, crying and laughing.

"Li Wen, I still can't forget her!"

Half drunk and half awake, Li Wen pulled him up from the ground with difficulty.

"So what? He's already married!"

"She probably never knew that someone liked her so much..."

Li Wen stared into his eyes.

"Then go and confess! Tell her how much you liked her once! Then bid farewell! Never come back again! When will bards stay in one place?"

Shakespeare nodded drunkenly, "You're right! I'm going to confess! Then say goodbye! Hahaha! Good brother! I'm going right away!"

As he said that, he rushed out of the tent and looked at the direction he had been paying attention to before entering the tent. Sure enough, his beloved girl was still there.

Just be silent.

Everyone is silent?
But what does this have to do with him?
In the eyes of a drunkard, there is only one person he cares about.

Right now, he just wanted to let go of the surging emotions in his heart.

But I don't want to disturb the other party's future life...

It would be enough if the other party knew what she was doing and could smile knowingly when she remembered it in the future, knowing that there was someone who was so obsessed with her charm.

Shakespeare turned to face the sky, smiling maniacally and pointing at the sky.

"The tenderness and smile at the corners of her mouth,

How beautiful is the gentle demeanor!

Love is harder to hide than felony murder,
In the dark night of love there is the noonday sun. "

Li Wen, who chased after Shakespeare out of the tent, heard Shakespeare's cadenced voice. The attempt to simulate subconsciously in his mind seemed to have received some hints. Number of levels below.

[You are trying to communicate a certain law with sound, and the completion rate of this attempt is 10.13%. 】

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【You are trying to communicate a certain law with sound, and the completion rate of this attempt is 30.22%. 】

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[You are trying to communicate a certain law with sound, and the completion rate of this attempt is 20.77%. 】

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This kind of progress made Li Wen feel joyful in such a state, and also realized the reason——

Empty rhetoric has no soul after all, and perhaps only emotional chants can communicate the true and pious holy words.

So he yelled at the side: "Say it! Tell her name! What's her name?!"

"What's her name? Her name is Elduff!"

How could he forget this name.

The two drunks were yelling loudly, and the silence of the whole city seemed to be listening to their nonsense.

"Then say it! Elduff!"

"Eldef!"

Seeing the other party staring at him suspiciously, Li Wen subconsciously began to make up nonsense, and he directly took over the rhetoric that had appeared in Shakespeare's mouth before.

"Tell me! Eldev! With spring roses, fidelity, trust and everything, I love you!"

"Hahaha!"

Shakespeare laughed a few times on the face of an uncle who was arrogant but showed a bit of mature charm at the moment, and then sang his heart loudly.

"Elderf! With spring roses, loyalty, trust and everything, I love you!"

"Such sincerity, despite your modesty,

Reason cannot stop the passionate declaration.

Don't think I'm begging you like this,

You just need to give me something in return! "

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"Such sincerity, despite your modesty,

Reason cannot stop the passionate declaration.

Don't think I'm begging you like this,

You just need to give me something in return! "

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"Know that love is hard to find,
What you get for nothing should be cherished! "

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"Know that love is hard to find,
What you get for nothing should be cherished! "

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What are they doing?
The only conscious minds in the city at this moment stared blankly at these two crazy and weird guys.

Don't they realize what's going on in the city now?
There are enemies coming to attack the city!
All your clansmen have fallen!
Oh...these two are human.

Oh damn!
Why were only two humans spared when all the members fell, and what were they doing just now?
The legendary dwarf stared at the two drunks who seemed to be completely unaware of the situation, and said "MMP" in his heart, not knowing whether to say it or not.

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The old man hiding in the dark looked at the two crazy humans, squinting his eyes slightly, and there was a suspicious look in his old eyes.

what are they doing?
Why do their voices sound... a little special?

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Seeing the appearance of such two strange guys, the four figures on the conch shell ship were also puzzled.

Four pairs of red eyes stood on the deck of the conch shell ship, looking at the two human beings who were expressing their emotions on the ground below, and tilted their octopus heads.

However, following a painful hiss that only they could "hear", the four illithids immediately moved.

"Target found!"

The conch ship was still floating high above the sky, but the figures of the four illithids slowly descended from the air under some invisible force, and rushed straight towards the two of them.

The two who danced and sang carols did not feel the imminent crisis behind them.

However, a battle ax hovering and flying was blocked in front of the four spirit suckers.

"Today! Do you still want to hurt any of my people in front of my eyes!"

The legendary dwarf with a burst of temper looked at the four monsters in front of him viciously.

Even though Li Wen and Shakespeare are two human beings, since they have been approved by his compatriots to appear at this special festival tonight, they are also his tribe.

Pulling out the battle ax that he had sunk into the ground with one hand, the legendary dwarf grinned grinningly at the four spirit suckers that were floating in the low sky and refused to come down.

The next moment, the whole person flew out like a cannonball, hitting the spirit sucker within the jumping range.

Facing the legendary dwarf's battle axe, the targeted illithid hardly had any time to react.

It was just some kind of protective force field that instantly slowed down the legendary dwarf's momentum.

This fatal relaxation time gave the four illithids a chance to collectively fight against the power of the legendary dwarves.

Facing the hand-in-hand suppression of four illithids of unknown levels, the legendary dwarf was in the air with no point of focus, and was eventually suppressed back to the ground.

"Fuck!"

The legendary dwarf felt extremely wronged. He was brave and brute but had no chance to defeat the enemy.

The old man in the shadow didn't intend to help. For just a short moment, he felt another palpitating aura on the conch shell ship.

After all, with the four unknown monsters in front of him, I am afraid that it is impossible to control all the creatures in such an entire city.

On the conch shell ship, there is a special existence!

(End of this chapter)