A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 266 Two Gun Exorcist! (Seek full order)

"I'm guilty, I want to repent, I stole two jars of sauerkraut!"

In the confession room, a person who came to confess said so.

One bite is very precious these days, and two tanks of sauerkraut is enough for a family to survive the winter.

Lao Fan was wearing a priest's robe, sitting on the other side of the confession room baffle, and said with a smile: "Brother, as long as you sincerely repent, the Lord will definitely forgive you."

"Then I will give you the two jars of sauerkraut, the priest, and the Lord will forgive me."

What the repentant said was very pious, which moved Lao Fan very much. He said with a smile:
"I can't ask for it. You can return it to the owner and try your best to make up for the mistakes you made, so that the Lord will forgive your mistakes!"

The penitent on the opposite side of the baffle said with some confusion: "But the owner said he didn't want it!"

The smile on Lao Fan's face grew even bigger: "That means that the owner is a good person, and he has already forgiven you. This is not a fault, and the Lord will forgive you!"

"Thank you, Father, thank you, Father!"

The man who stole the sauerkraut happily left, and another woman who was deeply troubled by family conflicts sat on the other side of the confession room.

It was already half an hour after Lao Fan turned into a friend of women and finished explaining this woman who was in trouble because of trivial matters.

When he turned around and started cleaning the church, he realized that something was wrong, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't remember what was wrong.

When Hua Twelve came back from his stroll outside, he casually asked him:
"Old Fan, where are your two sauerkraut jars?"

Lao Fan looked at the place where the two vats of sauerkraut were originally placed, but now it was empty, he realized what was wrong, and recalled the boy who confessed to stealing sauerkraut before, he didn't know what happened, so he slapped his thigh road:

"Why do you still play with it like this, dirty!"

After Hua Shier asked clearly, he couldn't help laughing out loud. Comrade Fan was robbed by Xiao Dongbei to rescue the National Congress a few days ago, and today he was robbed by someone who stole sauerkraut. Take a look at the skits about abducting, selling cars, and the anti-fraud hotline, and then look at Chef Fan's cute and naive face.

Hua Twelve felt that this was a natural "attitude of being fooled", so he didn't run away.

He smiled and comforted: "If it's gone, it's gone. Anyway, now that I'm paying, we both have good food every day. Two tanks of sauerkraut will help the poor!"

Lao Fan looked at the sky: "It's getting late, close the door, I'll cook!"

At this moment, a car stopped outside the church. The driver was Xiao Dongbei, and the people who got out of the car were Fang Die and several people who saved the church.

Old Fan, who was walking toward the kitchen in Hua Shishi Dynasty, shouted: "We have guests today, cook more!"

When Lao Fan turned around and saw Fang Die, he was stunned: "Big, big star Fang Die?"

Hua Twelve smiled and pushed Lao Fan who was about to go back: "Hurry up and cook, before God, you are all lambs!"

Lao Fan murmured dissatisfied: "Return the lamb, why not stew it!" Even though he said so, he went back to the kitchen.

Fang Die and others all have black lines, I didn't see it before, Chi Qian is a king, the church is not big, and the priests inside are more ruthless than one.

When Lao Fan entered, Hua Twelve closed the door of the church and asked, "Is there any news?"

Fang Die smiled and said: "After three or four days, you haven't looked for us. Don't be afraid that we will leave you and do it yourself!"

Hua Twelve sneered: "Put it down, you are all saving the National Congress, so you left Xinjing after finishing this vote? I'm not looking for you, you have to look for me, because you are afraid that I will shake you out! "

The complexions of the people behind Fang Die suddenly changed, but the big star's smile remained the same, because everything they said made sense.

She wasn't trying to keep her secret, she lowered her voice and said:

"There is news about those two things, and the road map has been obtained. Let's do it on the night of the [-]th. There is a squadron escorting the little devil. Who do you think is in charge of escorting the gold this time?"

Seeing Fangdie's half-smile expression, Hua Twelve's heart skipped a beat: "Could it be Ma San?"

"clever!"

Fang Die smiled and lit a cigarette, took a puff and said: "But it's not just Ma San, I heard that this time, the puppet Emperor of Manchukuo also sent an expert named Huo Diange to escort the gold together!"

"Huo Diange?"

Hua Twelfth thought it sounded familiar, and after a little thought, he knew who it was, the apprentice of the sharpshooter Li Shuwen, after Gong Baosen, the Bajiquan master who was responsible for protecting Puyi, he had heard of this person in the world of "October" No.

Ma San got involved with Jin Jin. Although Hua Shier was surprised, he was a little happy. Two things became one thing, and he saved a lot of trouble.

As for Huo Diange, the Bajiquan master, he didn't take it seriously either. After all, he was considered a dimension-reducing blow in this world, and he was not afraid of anyone in a fight.

At this time, the martial arts producer couldn't help asking: "Brother priest, can I ask how many people you have and how many guns you have? There are more than 180 people in a squadron over there!"

Hua Twelve really didn't know much about the organization of the little devils. He heard that there was a squadron with more than 180 people. He calculated the weapons in his storage space and said:

"There must be enough people (just himself), and the weapons are still short. Last time I said to give you some weapons. Is there any way for you to save the National Salvation Association? Take me to buy some, which happens to be a contribution to your National Salvation Association!"

Fang Die and others looked at Hua Twelve in surprise. They thought that the other party said that they would send them arms, but they didn't expect it to be true.

The big star smiled coquettishly: "The little girl thanked the priest and brother!"

Hua Twelve looked disgusted: "They say you are so old, don't pretend to be young, you call me old!"

Fang Die felt a little stuffy in her chest, but fortunately, Lao Fan called for dinner at this time, which relieved her embarrassment.

The dinner was stewed pork vermicelli, the big guys ate delicious food, Fang Die was full of praise: "Okay, I never thought that you clergy could still have this kind of food in this year and month, and the craftsmanship is also good. If you don't fight , can open a restaurant!"

Lao Fan was sad when he mentioned this: "If you can put some sauerkraut, it will be even more delicious." This is not enough for two tanks of sauerkraut.

Two days later, the sky was just getting bright, and except Fangdie, the others, including Xiaodongbei, set off from Xinjing in a Japanese-made minibus and headed for Lianhua Mountain, dozens of miles away.

A few hours later, when we arrived at the ground, the car drove directly into a mountain depression that was flat but deep in the dense forest.

As soon as the car stopped, a group of bandits rushed out and surrounded the car, each with guns in their hands.

Producer Wu hurriedly got out of the car and said, "Brothers, don't get me wrong, we are here for business!"

Half an hour later, everyone was taken up a cliff. There were several caves on the cliff, which seemed to be the lair of bandits. On the other side of the cliff was a water pool. On the nearby commanding heights, there were bandits standing guard with guns.

A man with a shawl and a beard was sitting there eating leg of lamb. The bandits around him seemed to be headed by him. He was the bandit leader played by Xiaobao in the "Golden" plot.

Producer Wu went up and cupped his hands and said, "Master Yang, we are here for business!"

That Mr. Yang was eating by himself, and ignored him. A bandit wearing a helmet and a goose feather fan came over with the fan in his hand:
"My lord, you are the military advisor on Lianhua Mountain. If you brothers have any business, you can just talk to me. Do you want to pay someone to kill someone, or hire us to kidnap someone?"

As soon as everyone heard this, Wu Producer hurriedly said: "We want to buy the real one!"

As he spoke, he gestured for a gun with his hand.

Hearing this, the military adviser asked someone to bring a few stones over to ask everyone to sit down, and then he said with a smile, "What's the most important thing about borrowing arrows from a grass boat? Arrows! Lü Bu has a Fangtian painted halberd, so he is called Lv Bu, so he said This is a big deal, what is the most important? Weapons and equipment."

Hua Twelve was too lazy to listen to him, and said directly: "Let's see the goods!"

When the military division was interrupted, he was immediately unhappy, and turned to Hua Twelve and said:

"I didn't like you just now. What are you wearing? Foreign monk's robe? I hate you bastards who worship foreigners. You don't believe me, just believe it is hung on the wall."

Hua Twelve was amused, okay, if you don't worship foreigners, you have to believe in dancing, can you still go out?

He took out a large yellow croaker weighing one catty: "I'm still chattering about doing business. Is the business going to work? Hurry up and see the goods!"

A group of bandits saw Jin Zi's eyes straightened, and that Master Yang stopped pretending, nodded and said: "Do, do, how many people do you want to kill? I will help you figure out how many weapons are enough!"

Producer Wu thought about saving the country and would keep some, so he immediately slapped: "We're going to hit 500 people, and take out a dozen trucks!"

Master Yang stretched out his thumb: "I value heroes!"

He said and waved: "Show off the American goods!"

Not far away, a few bandits turned the reels, hoisted up a dozen boxes of ammunition in the pool, and opened them one by one in front of everyone, including submachine guns, grenades, and even landmines!
Seeing so many guys, Producer Wu happily said: "There are good ones, there are good ones."

Master Yang pursed his lips and said, "If you have money, I'll fix all the armored vehicles for you!"

Hua Twelve threw ten gold bars, and these bandits were going to help everyone carry boxes and load them into cars.

When the boxes were sealed and about to be lifted down, Hua Twelve suddenly shouted, "Wait, we're inspecting the goods!"

Master Yang's expression changed immediately: "Why don't you believe me?"

Hua Twelve kicked a wooden box apart, got off Xiao Dongbei and the others jumped, thinking that there are grenades and landmines inside, and it will not explode this time.

As a result, the boxes were scattered, and all the things rolled out were stones, and they didn't know when they were dropped.

Seeing that he was seen through, Master Yang immediately went to draw out his gun and shouted at the same time: "Copy guy!"

As soon as he took out the gun, there was a blood hole between his eyebrows, and he fell down when he looked up, but it was Hua Twelve who took out two Glock 17s from the storage space, held the guns in both hands, and turned on the killing mode.

Brotherhood marksmanship is easier to kill bandits than chickens.

In less than 3 minutes, Hua Twelve changed the magazine twice, killed dozens of bandits, and scared the people who saved the National Assembly like Wu Zhihua into stupidity.

It is true that Master Yang beat devils in the movie, but it was for gold. In fact, there is no such thing as a good thing for bandits in this day and age. They kill and set fire, cheat and abduct, and it is not a pity to kill them.

Seeing that there was no one left to live except for his own people, Hua Twelve put the pistol back into the storage space, and put away the ten large yellow croakers he had left behind.

Producer Wu asked with a trembling voice, "Are you really a priest?"

Hua Twelfth held up his index fingers and made a double-gun outfit: "Of course, the Catholic Church has a double-gun exorcist, known as a double-gun, have you heard of it?"

He turned his head and looked at everyone looking at him in awe, and couldn't help frowning: "It depends on what I do, find out those weapons, and load them into the car!"

It was only then that the crowd came to their senses, happily went to look for weapons, and carried them to the car. This trip was a rewarding experience, but it was a pity that they did not find the armored car that Master Yang was talking about.

　Thanks: brother 08a for the reward, thanks for the support of brothers who pay 200 yuan for a pack of spicy strips, thanks for the brothers who voted monthly and recommended votes, and thanks for the brothers who read books and collected them, thank you.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)