A hundred flavors of life

Passing by the animal specimen exhibition area, Hua Twelve locked the two iron gates here, otherwise the lions, elephants, ostriches, etc. inside would come out and cause trouble when they saw him at night.

While locking the door, suddenly a furry little hand sneaked out from the iron gate and touched Hua Twelve's waist.

Just when the little hand was about to touch the key, Hua Twelve, who was joking with Matilda, reached out and grabbed the little hand without even looking.

"Hey, yeah," the owner of the little hand was a naughty monkey. Seeing that his hand was caught, he screamed, and the other monkey's paw directly grabbed Hua Twelve's hand.

The monkey's movements were as fast as lightning, but Hua Twelve reacted faster than the monkey. He grabbed the monkey's other hand with his other hand, then took out a rope and tied up the monkey's hands. So he tied it to the iron gate.

Matilda looked at all this in amusement, and then asked: "Is it trying to steal the key?"

Hua Twelve said with a smile: "Yes, its name is Dexter. I didn't like this monkey when I watched the movie. He was very naughty in the early stage. Not only did he steal the keys, but he also tore up the protagonist's guide and broke up with the protagonist. The most important thing is that it slapped the mouth because it stole the key to open the window and killed a primitive man."

He had told Matilda before that the function of the artifact could only be performed at night. If these exhibits could not be returned to their original positions before the sun came up, they would turn into gray when the sun rose, and the original People just climbed out through the windows to look for the source of the fire. They didn't come back in time and turned into ashes.

Matilda's eyes widened: "This monkey is quite cute, is it so annoying?"

"Yes!" Hua Twelve flicked the monkey named Dexter with his fingers, causing his brain to collapse. A big bump suddenly swelled up on the monkey's head. It screamed in pain and grinned at the two of them. He looked dissatisfied and angry.

The two left the specimen exhibition area and headed to the Egyptian Pavilion. On the way, Matilda was still asking about what happened just now:
"So this monkey killed that primitive man, was it punished?"

Hua Twelve sneered: "No, just the No. 20 Sixth President Theodore Roosevelt who was riding the horse before. He taught the protagonist of the movie a lesson, saying that this monkey is a distant relative of human beings, and he must show love and respect to this monkey. That means Although I don’t know what happened, but if something happens, it’s all caused by the protagonist’s disrespect for the monkey, well, it’s just cleared up.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Theodore Roosevelt rode his horse and screamed past in the corridor in front. The ground shook. Behind him, the Tyrannosaurus rex took long strides and chased after him like a husky. It was impossible not to chase. The Tyrannosaurus rex bones were still there. It is stuck on the shoulder of the former. If you catch up, you can play again. If you can't catch it, it will die without a whole body.

Matilda suddenly realized: "No wonder Theodore Roosevelt was hit by the bones I threw. It turned out to be retribution. By the way, Hua, what did you mean by what you said to me before? That's right. The one struck by lightning"

Hua Twelve laughed: "If you don't understand any situation, I advise you to be a generous person. You should stay away from such people, because when lightning strikes him, you will be harmed. This is what Lao Guo said Yes, so if you throw a bone and hit someone, it’s not your fault, it’s the other person’s retribution, right?”

Matilda nodded seriously: "That's it. If I hadn't hit him, he would have been struck by lightning right now." After saying this, she couldn't help laughing.

Not long after Theodore Roosevelt and Tyrannosaurus rex ran past one after another, several rugged men wearing felt hats and leather armors, holding tomahawks in their hands, waved their axes and screamed wildly. ran over, seemingly chasing Bone Dragon and Theodore Roosevelt,
The fat man who was the leader inadvertently turned his head and saw Hua Twelve and Matilda at a glance. He immediately stopped his companions and pointed in this direction. The next moment, they changed their targets and shouted while raising their axes. Come and kill them this way.

Matilda was about to draw her gun, but Hua Twelve stopped her and introduced: "This is Attila the Hun!"

"The whip of God?"

"That's him!" Hua Twelve moved his shoulders: "Let me teach him what it means to be a man acting as a five-horse!"

He said that he had already rushed forward, like a tiger rushing into a flock of sheep, punching and kicking him. Three seconds, one more second would count as a loss. The Hun King and his generals were all lying on the ground, shouting "Ouch, Ouch, Ouch". Look, Xiang Hua Twelve's eyes revealed both respect and fear.

Hua Twelve was about to get angry and warned the other party not to bother him in the future, otherwise he would be beaten again and again. But before he could say anything, the Hun King stood up and knelt on the ground:
"Hero, according to the rules of the grassland, we are your prisoners and will be your private property from now on. I am willing to pay [-] sheep and [-] horses to redeem our lives!"

Hua Twelve instantly changed his mind and nodded: "Okay, I accept your conditions, but before that, you are my subordinates!"

He said to himself that you have ten thousand sheep and ten thousand horses in one exhibit. If you don't go to the animal exhibition area, I will take your name if you can get one. If you can't get one, it will be his free labor, which happens to help manage the night shift museum. .

Next, Hua Twelve and Matilda were escorted by a group of Huns to the Egyptian Pavilion.

Halfway through, Matilda said with a smile: "I've heard your saying, one Han is like five barbarians, and the barbarians don't refer to the Huns, but to the Wusun."

Hua Twelve glanced at Matilda in surprise: "Why have you even heard of this sentence?"

"I heard from a Chinese student studying abroad that I wanted to know more about your hometown, so I asked her a lot about Chinese history and culture!"

Hua Twelve was a little moved, but still said:
"Then you haven't learned to understand. The only thing you really want to talk about is Wusun. Then why not say that one Han should be the five Wusun? Hu is the collective name for the countries in the Western Regions in ancient times. One Han should be the five Hus. The reason why 'Hu' is used here means 'I am not targeting anyone, but everyone here. They are all rubbish!"

What he said was a bit unreasonable, but it is undeniable that the ancestor of Attila the Hun, the 'Whip of God', was continuously hit hard by the Han Dynasty and was driven out of the Western Regions and moved to Central Asia.

While chatting and laughing, the two finally arrived at the Egyptian Pavilion. They passed through the corridor guarded by a giant wolf-headed man and arrived in front of an ancient Egyptian coffin. Through the plexiglass, they could see that the mummy in the coffin was shaking. The stone wall opposite the coffin was covered with ancient Egyptian characters. The carving, in the middle of the wall, is inlaid with a one-foot-square gold plaque.

The Hun King Arati led several of his men, pointing to the gold medal, babbling in Hun language, gesticulating and not knowing what to say.

Hua Twelve kicked him aside: "Get out of the way, you're blocking me!"

He walked past the aggrieved Hun King, walked around the coffin, reached out and buckled the gold medal from the wall.

This is the most interesting thing. For such a big museum, there are only one security guard at night, and there is no surveillance in the entire museum. No wonder the three old security guards want to steal treasures. Isn’t this tempting? Is it a crime?

Of course, the museum did not monitor this matter, which seems unreasonable. In fact, it is the best choice. Perhaps the previous curator knew that all dead things will come back to life at night, and did this in order to prevent this kind of thing from spreading. Let’s make this arrangement.

In short, he is digging out the cultural relics privately now, and no one cares about him.

As soon as Hua Twelve touched the gold medal, two huge wolf-headed guards picked up their weapons and blocked the door with eager eyes, as if to prevent him from stealing the treasure.

He didn't panic, but took out the prepared gel from the storage space and started modeling.

The loss of cultural relics in the museum will definitely alert the police. If Hua Twelve wants to live a stable life in this world, he cannot be too unscrupulous, so he has already planned to make a replica with gold to replace the real gold medal.

By then, no one was aware of the ghost, and he even solved the problem of the museum being haunted at night for free.

Ten minutes later, Hua Twelve reinstalled the gold medal, then patted the coffin and said to the Pharaoh who kept trying to fake his body out:

"Hey friend, I'll let you out in two days!" After finishing the business, it was entertainment time. Hua Twelve and Matilda went crazy in the museum.

First, he kicked Theodore Roosevelt off his horse as he was passing by, and shouted: "Mr. President, your horse has been requisitioned!"

Theodore Roosevelt yelled, “There’s a dinosaur chasing me!”

Hua Twelve used the president’s original words in the original plot to encourage the other party: “You have to show it love and respect.”

After speaking, he picked up Matilda and put her on the horse. He rode a jade lion himself, and the two went to play horse racing. The Hun King followed closely with his men, waving their battle axes and howling wildly.

The president looked at the pursuing Tyrannosaurus Rex, then turned to Hua Twelve who was walking away and shouted: "Boy, you are asking me to die!"

The carnival lasted until dawn. When the first ray of dawn appeared, all the exhibits returned to their original positions. The Tyrannosaurus rex finally found its ribs, but there was a transparent hole on Mr. President's shoulder.

Fortunately, Mr. President was made of a wax figure. Hua Twelve found a way to repair it and add some color. Finally, he completed the finishing work before the staff went to work, otherwise his night shift career would have ended today.

After the shift, Hua Twelve took Matilda to eat hot dogs for breakfast, and then returned to the laboratory, ready to start today's work.

Matilda went to the living area to catch up on her sleep, while Hua Twelve took out his computer and fiddled with it for a long time. He found a personal studio in New York that was famous for making figurines, called the other party to meet, then locked the door and went out to the agreed upon location.

After arriving at the place, Hua Twelve handed the gel model to the other party and asked the other party to make it into iron for him. He paid a high price of two thousand US dollars and gave a thousand deposit in advance. The other party finally promised to have it finished in the afternoon.

When he returned to the laboratory, Larry was already waiting at the door. When he saw Hua Twelve, he was overjoyed: "Boss, if you didn't show up, I would have thought I was cheated!"

Hua Twelve opened the door and let him in, and Larry immediately got into work.

Well, just cleaning.

Hua Twelve told Larry that his girlfriend was in the living area and asked him not to go in, not because he was afraid that Larry would take advantage of Matilda, but because he was afraid that Matilda would kill Larry with a shot.

After the explanation, Hua Twelve began the research work on NZT-48.

It had been a long time since he had done research, especially when his knowledge was still 20 years behind. He was doing experiments while supplementing his knowledge. Under the influence of NZT-48, he quickly read through professional books and digested them quickly.

In the afternoon, Matilda finally woke up, wearing a tank top and shorts. When she came out, she stretched her waist. She looked extremely sexy, and Larry was stunned.

When Hua Twelve saw Matilda through the glass, he came out of the laboratory, walked over and put his hand on Larry's shoulder, enjoying the beautiful scenery with him, and then asked with a smile:

"Is it nice?"

Larry nodded vigorously: "It looks good!"

"You can't stare at her if she looks good, she's my girl!"

Hua Twelve walked to the opposite side with a smile, put his arms around Matilda's slender waist, and then introduced: "My girlfriend Matilda, Mattie, this is Larry, the guard of the laboratory!"

Larry knew that he had lost his composure, so he quickly calmed down and said, "Hello, Miss Matilda!"

Matilda smiled and nodded: "Hi, Larry, just call me Mattie!"

Later, Hua Twelve returned to the laboratory to continue the experiment, and Matilda sat next to him reading.

Seeing that she was so honest, Hua Twelve asked curiously: "Mattie, why don't you go shopping? Or just go anywhere to play!"

Matilda shook her head: "I've been playing by myself for several years. It's hard to see you. I don't want to leave your side for a moment. I don't want to go anywhere with you by my side!"

Hua Twelve rubbed her head like he did when he was a child, which made Maddie squirm.

In the afternoon, the iron mold was delivered on time. Hua Twelve paid the final payment and then told Larry, who was guarding the door, that the work was over for the day and he could get off work.

Larry shrugged, "It's such an easy job!"

Hua Twelve sent Larry away and closed the door to the laboratory. Then he took out the gold bars from the storage space and started to smelt the gold with a spray gun. He also poured the gold water into the mold. After cooling, a semi-finished product, Aka Manra The golden monument is ready.

The semi-finished product is relatively rough when it comes out of the oven, so I took it to the museum in the evening and had to do some detailed processing to make it look real.

In the evening, the two went to the museum again. After processing the gold medal, they compared the real and fake ones and found that they were exactly the same. Only then did Hua Twelve replace the real Akamanla gold tablet and put it in the storage space.

After getting the treasure, Hua Twelve will not resign immediately, because there are nine buttons on the Akamanla golden monument, which means that the treasure will never be as simple as it looks. After he gets the NZT-48, he will have to Get other ways to use this artifact from the Pharaoh's mouth.

In the next few days, Hua Twelve worked in an orderly manner. When he went to work at night, he would take out the precious gold medals, resurrect the dead objects in the museum, and let them continue as usual. Even the very picky museum director was very concerned about his work. I am very satisfied with my work and have officially joined the company.

During this period, the three old security guards went through the resignation procedures and announced their retirement, but Hua Twelve knew that their plan was about to begin.

Hua Twelve pretended not to know, and seemed reluctant to say goodbye.

That evening, just after the shift was over, Hua Twelve was in the Egyptian Pavilion and blocked Cecil and three old men who were digging out gold medals: "Hey, Cecil, do you want to help?"

Thanks to: 08a, Brother Xiao Xiaohu in the Demon World for the reward, and thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly votes and recommendation votes, thank you very much.