A hundred flavors of life

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After receiving the order to send troops to suppress the bandits, Hua Twelve went to the Palace Commander's Mansion to go through the procedures and receive the seal and token for leading the troops. When Gao Qiu handed the seal to him, he mentioned:

"Do you understand the official's will?"

Hua Twelve said with a smile: "If you want to say it, just say it. Do you still want me to say 'please give me some advice'?"

Gao Qiu didn't worry, the old god said calmly: "Then Jia Zheng was robbed by bandits, and the news reached Bianjing. If you lead the troops there again, it will probably take more than a month to get back and forth. The bandits are brutal, how can Jia Zheng be able to do it?" Live? If you are rushing to save people this time, you will probably not be able to do this job well!"

Hua Twelve nodded: "Yes, I heard that the thieves in Qingfeng Mountain like to eat people's hearts and livers. I'm afraid Jia Zheng has become a dinner party by now!"

Gao Qiu was shocked: "Are you so cruel?"

He shook his head and continued: "I want to tell you that you must carefully consider the official's will."

Hua Twelve snorted: "I'm sorry for you officials who don't speak directly when you have something to say and insist on pretending to be incomprehensible. Do you mean to say that in the government's will, suppressing bandits comes first and rescuing people comes later? , so suppressing bandits is my real mission this time. If I kill more bandits and make things more beautiful, I will definitely achieve meritorious service. As for rescuing people, is it optional?"

He had served as a royal guard, a member of the emperor's personal army, and he had basic skills in figuring out the emperor's intentions. Naturally, Zhao Ji's thoughts on the imperial edict could not be hidden from him.

Gao Qiu felt a little embarrassed, twisted his beard and smiled: "Lin Chong, you can see this, it proves that my teachings have worked, I am very relieved!"

Hua Twelve saw him pretending and found it funny. He took the seal and threw down two pills sealed with wax:

"I don't know how long it will take me to go to Shandong to suppress the bandits. Your two concubines are about to give birth, and I may not be able to make it over. These two pills are my congratulatory gifts!"

Gao Qiu held the elixir in his hands, and his hands began to tremble involuntarily, and then his whole body began to tremble.

Hua Twelve said in surprise: "I never heard that you have epilepsy, Lao Gao. What is wrong with you? Are you about to get sick?"

Gao Qiu knelt down in front of Hua Twelve and begged in a low voice: "Master, I, Gao, have done my best for you. We can't do this. My two children are my own flesh and blood."

Hua Twelve was a little confused: "It's indeed not mine. What on earth are you going to say?"

Gao Qiu pointed to the two pills: "I can just eat these. Master, please don't embarrass my son."

Hua Twelve became even more curious: "You, a forty or fifty-year-old man, why are you taking birth control pills?"

"Fetal medicine?"

Hua Twelve nodded and said, "Yes, it's the pregnancy-preserving medicine!"

"I think you are so old that you can be blessed with a child. When your two concubines give birth, if you encounter difficulty in labor or something, you must not rush to death. These two pills I have are specially made to protect the fetus. If you don't When all the doctors are unable to do anything, let your concubine take this pill to keep mother and child safe!"

"In addition, even if the baby is born normally, if the baby is weak, you can dissolve this pill with water and feed it to the baby ten times to enhance the baby's physical condition!"

Hua Twelve didn't lie. These two pills came from Ping Yizhi's prescription, and they were serious and good things.

Gao Qiu stood up and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "I thought it was the Three Corpse Brain Pill, or the Leopard Titus Yijin Pill. I was shocked!"

After saying that, he said with some disdain: "Is this thing easy to use? If not, I'd better find an imperial doctor!"

Hua Twelve took it seriously: "It just so happens that I can't bear to part with it. Since you don't want it, I'll just take it back!"

After saying that, he was about to go back to get the medicine. Gao Qiu hurriedly put the medicine away: "There is no way you can take back the things you gave away. I will collect these two pills on behalf of your two eldest nephews!"

The effects of the 'Three Corpse Brain Pills' and the 'Baotai Yijin Pills' were unbelievable, so Gao Qiu thought, if these two pills are good, they are definitely good things. He just said that He said that when he saw Hua Twelve wanting to take it back, he immediately couldn't let it go.

Seeing him like that, Hua Twelve shook his head in a funny way: "Don't be too happy, maybe you will have two daughters!"

Gao Qiu hurriedly spat: "Bah, bah, bah, you just gave birth to a daughter. My boss, Gao Tianting, is plump and round. At first glance, he is destined to have a son!"

Hua Twelve walked out with the seal token. Hearing his words, he couldn't help but curl his lips and said: "You are shameless. If I hadn't helped you heal your waist, you would have been dead!"

Gao Qiu's face turned dark: "You are not a gentleman if you curse others without exposing their shortcomings!"

"Have you ever seen a gentleman use the Three Corpse Brain Pill?"

"I" Gao Qiu suddenly felt that what he said made sense, but I was speechless.

Hua Twelve took the Seal Soldier Talisman, rode directly to the camp outside the city, and started ordering troops.

He is the military envoy of the Beijing Camp, in charge of the twelve Beijing Camps, each with 10,000 troops, for a total of 120,000 troops.

Zhao Ji sent him to suppress the bandits, and only asked him to lead 20,000 people. Hua Twelve pondered for a while, and then ordered the Zhenwei Battalion commanded by Wu Song and the Fenyong Battalion commanded by Lu Da to follow him to Shandong to suppress the bandits.

Yang Zhi, Yue Fei, and Hua Rong actually wanted to go, but Hua Twelve felt that these three were all handsome men with the ability to command troops. It would be a waste to go with him to suppress the bandits. It would be better to stay in Bianjing to train the troops and control the battalions as soon as possible. Soldiers and horses.

After saying goodbye to his family, Hua Twelve rode on the Snow-Wuzui and led his army to set off, arriving in Qingzhou, Shandong within a day.

The team first set up camp outside Qingzhou City. Murong Yanda, the prefect of Qingzhou, led a crowd to welcome Hua Twelve into Qingzhou City and held a banquet in his honor.

Among those who accompanied the drinkers, there were Hua Twelve’s acquaintances, namely Hu Yanzhuo, the commander of the Runing County who had fought against him in Tiewangshan Paddock. In addition, there was also the commander of the Qingzhou Military and Horse Command in Qin Ming Dynasty, and the commander of the Military and Horse Command was nicknamed Zhen. Huang Xin from Sanshan.

You can tell by their names that they are all Liangshan heroes.

Murong Yanda was the brother of Concubine Murong, a relative of the emperor, with a high status. Hua Twelve did not win a university. Both parties intended to make friends. The guests and hosts had a great time drinking together, but the three generals had nothing but admiration. In addition to Hu Yanzhuo of Hua Twelve, Qin Ming and Huang Xin both had unhappy expressions on their faces.

These two things snorted coldly at every turn, which made Murong Yanda lose his face.

Hua Twelve endured it once, twice, and the third time, he put down the wine glass, his smile faded, and he asked calmly:

"Are these two generals suffering from any disease? If you feel uncomfortable, go see a doctor. Why do you do so much here?"

Qin Ming and Huang Xin immediately opened their eyes with anger and started to stand up. Hua Twelve raised his eyebrows with interest, wanting to see if they dared to imitate Brother Crow and lift the table. As a result, Hu Yanzhuo held the two of them down, winked, and then poured a glass of wine for Hua Twelve himself, explaining: "General, don't blame me, it's true that we Qingzhou people feel aggrieved this time!"

As soon as he explained, Hua Twelve realized what was going on. There were many mountain bandits in Qingzhou, and the Qingfeng Mountain that kidnapped Jia Zheng was the bandit in Qingzhou.

According to Qin Ming and Huang Xin's thinking, Wai Lang, a member of the Ministry of Industry, was kidnapped by bandits in Qingfeng Mountain. They had to send troops from Qingzhou to suppress the bandits.

But they never expected that the imperial court would issue an edict to reprimand them, fine them a sum of money, and then send a fledgling Jingying Jiedu envoy over.

Although this Beijing Camp Jiedushi is some kind of great general of the Song Dynasty, even if he can fight, how can he lead good soldiers at such a young age?

Due to several reasons, they were already depressed, and they started to suffer from depression after a few glasses of wine.

Hua Twelve sneered, pointed at Qin Ming and Huang Xin and said: "You two, one is the commander of Qingzhou's military and horse capital, and the other is the warden of military and horse capital. You should have dealt with the Qingzhou bandit suppression thing, but what did you do? ?

"I heard that within Qingzhou, there are Qingfeng Mountain, Baihu Mountain, Peach Blossom Mountain, and many other strongholds. The atmosphere is smoky, and traders have to go around Qingzhou when passing by. How many of these bandits have you eliminated in these years?"

"Now all the thieves from Qingfeng Mountain have gone to Jiyin to rob people, and the ones they arrested are court officials. If it weren't for the benevolence of today's officials, how could they just reprimand you for being so lenient? You would have been thrown into prison long ago!"

"This banditry in Qingzhou is absolutely inseparable from the two of you who have done nothing and have done nothing. If I don't tell you, it will be over for you. You have the nerve to lose your temper with me. How can you, a dog like you, be worthy of me?" Let’s have a drink together?”

After Hua Twelve finished cursing, he directly ordered: "Throw it out!"

Qin Ming and Huang Xin already had objections to Hua Twelve, but now they were so scolded by him that they suddenly stood up and started to take action.

But Wu Song and Lu Da, who had received Hua Twelve's orders, also moved. The two of them were faster. After getting up, they grabbed the shoulders of Qin Ming and Huang Xin respectively, clasped the big tendons on their shoulders, and lifted them up to the window. Next to it, it was thrown directly from the second floor.

Qin Ming and Huang Xin were originally good at martial arts, and even Wu Song and Lu Da would not have been able to capture them in one move. However, these two people just drank and drank without being persuaded. They were already a little over the top, so their reaction was slow. Some, when they met masters like Wu Song and Lu Da, were thrown out without even a chance to fight back.

Hu Yanzhuo spread his hands and sighed helplessly: "This..., I can't do it."

Murong Yanda's face was also burning. This Qingzhou was under his rule. In fact, the existence of those bandits was inseparable from him. During the New Year and festivals, he received generous gifts from others, so he tolerated the existence of those bandits for so long. .

Originally, the court wanted to suppress bandits, and he had nothing to say, but Hua Twelve's words just now were obviously pointing out that he was not doing things well and that the place he was governing was unstable. It was tantamount to rubbing his face into the ground, which made him feel hot.

At this time, he stood up and said: "The food and grass have been prepared. The rest will be handed over by General Hu Yanzhuo and Lord Jiedushi. I am too drunk, so I will go back!"

After saying that, he flicked his sleeves, turned around and left!

As soon as the prefect left, the local gentry who accompanied him stood up one after another and said goodbye.

Hua Twelve smiled as he watched these people leave, then turned to look at Hu Yanzhuo: "Isn't General Hu Yan leaving?"

Hu Yanzhuo sighed and said: "The general is joking, Hu Yanzhuo is willing to join the general in destroying the bandits!"

Hua Twelve nodded: "It seems that in Qingzhou, General Huyan is the only one who has the heart to serve the country with all his strength. Well, when the general has made great achievements, I will definitely ask Mr. Taiwei for credit!"

Hu Yanzhuo was overjoyed and knelt down on one knee: "Thank you so much, General!"

Hua Twelve immediately returned to the military camp outside the city and left Lu Zhishen and Hu Yanzhuo in charge of the handover of grain and grass.

After returning to the camp, some soldiers came to report: "General, there are some people who say they are the general's old friends and have been waiting for a long time!"

Hua Twelve nodded calmly: "Bring them to my tent!"

During the tea time, several people came in, but they were Chao Gai, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, and Liu Tang. These four people had all come in after putting on makeup. After entering, they first presented Hua Hua with the etiquette of a citizen meeting an official. Twelve kowtows.

Hua Twelve waved his hand for the soldiers to go down, then came over and helped several people up.

The four of them shouted excitedly: "Brother!"

The Jingying Jiedushi in front of them is the head of Liangshan. How can the four of them not be excited.

Originally, they felt unlucky when they fell into the hands of Hua Twelve. Later, they did great things in Yangzhou and became extremely wealthy, and then they returned home.

I originally thought of my brother to do something big. Even if he succeeds, I don't know how long it will take. But in just a short time, my brother has become the governor of the Beijing Camp commanding hundreds of thousands of people.

For them, the hope of becoming something big was like a spark, but now it has become a wildfire that started a prairie fire. How could they not be happy?

This time they got the news that Hua Twelve had come to Shandong to suppress bandits, so several people went down to Liangshan to pay their respects.

Hua Twelve asked a few people to sit down and was about to speak when his eyes suddenly fell on Ruyunlong Gongsun Sheng's face and he frowned in silence.

Gongsun Sheng's expression was a little embarrassed, and he stood up and bowed: "Brother, there is something I haven't reported to you yet!"

Hua Twelve asked calmly: "When was it untied?"

It turns out that people who have taken the 'Three Corpse Brain Pill' will have an unattractive horizontal stripe on the bridge of their nose. Only Hua Twelve in this world knows about this, but at this time Gongsun Sheng's horizontal stripe... The tattoo is gone.

Gongsun Sheng said quickly: "Brother, please don't get me wrong. A few days ago, I went back to Erxian Mountain to see my teacher. The teacher could tell at a glance that there was a poisonous insect in my body. I didn't dare to say anything about my brother. The teacher cast a spell on me and removed the poisonous insect from me." The insect has been cured”

As he spoke, he took out two talismans from his arms and placed them in front of Hua Twelve: "This is the plague-eliminating talisman of the Dao Sect's Plague Department!"

Hua Twelve saw that what he said did not sound like lies, so he asked him to stretch out his hand and checked it. He found that the life and death talisman was still in Gongsun Sheng's body, and the effect of Baotai Yijin Pills was also effective, so he softened his face and nodded: " Master Luo has great magical powers, even Lin Lingsu didn't notice my Three Corpse Brain Pill, but he saw it at a glance!"

"Okay, since it's unintentional, let's forget it. Let's talk about righteousness. Even if Master Luo doesn't solve it for you, I will solve it for you!"

When Hua Twelve said this, he changed the subject, with a smile on his face, and whispered to several people:

"This time I came to Shandong to suppress bandits. The main purpose is to seek benefits for us in Liangshan. You came just in time. Even if you don't come, I will send people to find you. This time I will let you attack Qingzhou City."

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