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Chapter 169 Finally Became a Roasted Pig
Li Zhi's eldest wife, Queen Wang, was born in the Wang family of Taiyuan, and she and Di Renjie's wife came from a rich family.

Over the years, Li Zhi had crazily given birth to sons and daughters, many of whom were born, but none of them were born to the queen.

Both the Wang family and the Xiao family are old nobles, so it is only logical that Yu Xiuyao and Queen Wang's mother, the Liu family, became handkerchief lovers.

Last year, Yu Xiuyao's husband, Xiao Jian, died suddenly at his home in Chang'an County, and Yun Chu heard from Doctor He that there was another reason for this.

In the blink of an eye, this Yu Xiuyao was looking for trouble to find Yu Xiurong.

However, this was considered normal, after all, Di Renjie had just gone to Li Yifu's house to be a fart, and Yun Chu had just become the fart of a group of military bosses.

It is really difficult to count on Yu Xiuyao, a widow, to want to brighten the lintel, so it is a good deal to turn into a fart to curry favor with Queen Wang's mother, Mrs. Wei Liu, and his brother Liu Shi who is a left servant. matter.

It was a good thing at first, but the problem was that her worthless niece Yu Xiurong didn't agree.

Yunchu doesn't mind being a fart, because he is the head of the family.

But anyone who is the head of the family, as long as he is not in Li Zhi's position, is basically a fart.

Just think of the dead yellow dog that was carried on the shoulders of the butcher, and you will know how miserable the life of the head of the family is.

You have to get enough food for the wives and dolls at home, you have to get them a warm enough nest, and you have to risk your way around the hunting ground and the butcher's knife all day long. If you are a fart, you can get these Stuff, no one will care if he is a fart, anyway, when he returns home, his wife and children don't point their noses and call him a fart, they will be satisfied.

However, farts also have dignity, and his dignity is——I can be a fart in a fair manner, but my wife and children cannot be a fart. For this reason, they even have extremely strict moral cleanliness.

Yunchu is like this now, he doesn't allow Yu Xiurong to use the good things his sister gave him to be someone else's ass.

"How are you going to deal with your auntie whore?"

"If she comes again next time, I will burn the house down."

"Well, it's good, but before burning, remember to take out all the books that the old man has accumulated for several lifetimes."

"Lang Jun, after you burn down the old house in Kaihuafang, do you want to build a villa there? After all, it is closer to the imperial city, so you don't have to get up so early when you attend the Great Court Meeting. "

"Yu Langjun is an eighth-rank official, and the Great Court will not let you, Lang Jun, participate."

"Eighth-rank officials who are less than 17 years old are better than many 50-year-old fifth-rank officials. They cannot participate now. In the future, they will beg you to attend the court meeting."

"Yes, when I invite Lao Tzu to go to court in the future, I will say that I am sick, hahaha..."

Mrs. Cui looked at Yunchu and his wife, head side by side, laughing sinisterly together, and Yunchu's hand was already on Yu Xiurong's waist, and that hand was still climbing towards the peak at an undetectable speed.

Fearing that the two people would be stirred up by lightning, Cui deliberately coughed and said, "Oh, it's not good, sir."

Yun Chu looked at Cui with a worried expression and said, "What's wrong?"

"The big canteen slaughtered twenty cows in one go today, and wanted to hold a whole cow banquet, but the government was recruited."

"We are killing beef cattle, not farm cattle, what are they doing here?"

"Maybe want some beef."

"A bad person?"

"No, the people who came were tax collectors from West Market. They said that our family didn't pay taxes when we bought and sold cattle."

Yu Xiurong said angrily: "Our cattle are traded for houses, and bartering is not counted as buying and selling, so why do we have to pay taxes?
Sir, rest now, this kind of thing is caused by women, I will go and see with Cui Mama. "

Seeing Yu Xiurong take the maid Zijuan, Cui Shi and a group of chubby minions to the big cafeteria, Yunchu stared at Naha, who was practicing walking in the corridor like a ghost, and said: "Even if you don't practice walking, you must be begging for cleverness." The most ingenious girl at the festival."

Naha looked at her brother indifferently and said, "After you've practiced walking, you have to practice weaving, embroidery, and make a pair of shoes for you. Don't bother with me, I'm very busy.

Oh, by the way, get me some silkworms next year, and I will raise silkworms. "

Yunchu quickly nodded in agreement, and decided to immediately plant some mulberry or oak trees in Jinchang Fang. I don't know if Naha likes to raise mulberry or tussah silkworms.

But I dare not give up this girl's enthusiasm, she got up so hard, if she misses it, it may be a lifetime.

This season should not be a good time to plant trees, but it should not be difficult for the gardeners in Jinchangfang. They can even research the three-color peonies, and plant dozens of thigh-thick mulberry trees. Oak trees should not be a problem.

Plant it now, and new shoots will appear in spring next year, just in time for Naha to raise silkworms...

The weather is hot, people don't like to move, Yunchu lay on the recliner and watched Naha walking, watching, watching, and fell asleep.

When I woke up, my whole body seemed to be soaked in sweat, so I took off my long shirt and left the house in only shorts and shorts. I was going to take a bath at Erniu to relax.

Yun Chu just took off his clothes and entered the bathhouse, and immediately ran out of the bathhouse as if he was electrocuted, put on his shorts in a hurry, and started kicking Erniu's ass with his feet.

This time, no matter how Er Niu tried to dodge, he couldn't avoid Li Chang's big feet. He didn't shout until he was kicked and sat on the ground, "Stop, explain why you want to hit me before it's too late."

Yun Chu pointed to the inside of the bathhouse and shouted, "Why did you put the woman in my bathhouse?"

Er Niu's originally mournful face immediately became more aggrieved, as if he could cry at any time.

"It's none of my business. The woman was brought here. How can I stop it?"

"Who? Pei Xingjian? He brought Gongsun in? Didn't they stop dating a long time ago? Why are they still messing around together? Why is Pei Xingjian not afraid of his wife this time, so brave?"

Before Erniu could reply, he heard Li Shen's recognizable lazy voice coming from the bathroom.

"What's wrong with Pei Xingjian, come in and tell me."

Yun Chu took a look at the shorts on his lower body, so he was no longer afraid of the woman inside. He walked into the bathhouse with big thorns, looked at the naked Ji Wang who was flopping about in the pool, and said, "Why are you here? Didn't you say , isn't Er Niu serving you well?"

King Ji stood up from the water, ignoring the fact that he was seen by four women, and while wiping his face with a towel, a by-product of embroidery developed by Jinchangfang, he said: "It was impossible, no, I am brought the servants."

Yun Chu glanced at the beautiful women in bellybands and silk trousers, and found that the beauties in bikinis were not as good-looking, so he went straight into the pool and said to Li Shen, "Why do men bring women in to take a shower?"

Li Shen looked in bewilderment at the four beauties whose clothes were soaked in water and their slender hairs were visible, and then said to Yunchu, "Then bring the eunuch in to serve you next time?"

Yun Chu retched for a while, poured clear water on his strong chest, and said lazily, "Forget it, it's more attractive to have a beautiful woman."

With Yun Chu's words, the beauties immediately became lively, and there was no need for Li Shen's orders, or they might have been ordered in advance, two beauties came over and kneaded and kneaded Yun Chu's strong body of.

If Yunchu was as guarded as jade like Di Renjie, I'm afraid he would be embarrassed on the spot. Unfortunately, in this young and strong body lives a prodigal son who only talks about partners and never gets married.

He could tell that there was a place for joy and there was an examination room.

If the person who teased him at this time was Yu Xiurong, he would immediately turn into a human wolf, the kind of human wolf who likes to howl.

"Master Tai said you are still a virgin!"

Li Shen looked curiously at the calm Yun Chu, few young people could resist such a temptation.

"Shouldn't a man be called a boy? Why did you use the word virgin?"

Li Shen squinted at him and said, "What Grand Master said, do you have any objections?"

Yun Chu nodded and said, "Old Sun Shenxian is right, I must have remembered it wrong."

The courage to admit mistakes is one of Yunchu's few strengths, especially in front of Sun Shenxian.

"My imperial brother has worked hard for many years, but the queen is still childless. The imperial brother wanted the grand master to give the empress a pulse, but the queen would rather die than obey. Since then, the imperial brother has never touched the queen again.

What do you think about this matter? "

Yun Chu looked at Ji Wang in bewilderment and said, "Is this a topic I can participate in? Why don't we talk about Pei Xingjian and Aunt Gongsun, I am very familiar with this matter."

Li Shen sighed and said: "In the courtyard of an eighth-rank official, there was a long-table banquet. Six dukes, twelve marquises, seventeen earls, and 24 viscounts came. The baron is probably what you said before. That sentence - no entry with dogs...

This king only had this kind of scene when he was crowned king. Since then, such a big scene has never been seen in a private mansion again.

So, my imperial brother wants to abolish the empress, so naturally I have to ask you, a little eighth-rank official who has a lot of friends.

Ask those dukes, marquises, earls, and viscounts directly. If the answer is not what they want, I am afraid there will be no room for change. "

Looking at Li Shen's bright eyes, Yun Chu sighed and said, "I really don't know why so many important figures suddenly came to my house that day.

To be honest, I also don't like to have any relationship with big shots. I have my ambitions and things to do, and I don't want to suffer some unforeseen disasters because of my relationship with big shots.

Because what I want to do will take a long, long time to achieve, and I don't want to give up halfway. "

After listening to Yun Chu's words, Li Shen chased away those naked beauties, leaned towards Yun Chu curiously and said, "Do you really want to cover the entire Chang'an City with a layer of gold leaf?"

Yun Chu looked regretfully at the four beauties who left the pool, feeling extremely reluctant to let go...

Li Shen violently snapped Yun Chu's head over to him, and shouted, "If you want it, I'll give you a reward. Talk to me first."

Yun Chu slid aside for a while before saying, "I'm getting married soon, so giving me a beautiful woman at this time, isn't it hurting me?"

Li Shen continued to lean on Yunchu's side, and said mysteriously, "Other people's ambition is either to be a prince for generations, or to be rich and honored for thousands of years. Why is your ambition to affix gold foil to Chang'an?"

(End of this chapter)