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Chapter 170
Chapter 170
"When I was in the Western Regions, I heard that Chang'an was a glittering golden city, and the people living in the city lived as happy as pigs.
You know me, a petty eighth-rank official in exchange for my life, how much I paid and how much effort I put in to bring my sister from the yellow and sandy Western Regions to Chang'an. I hope that our brothers and sisters will be able to Live a happy life like a pig.
As a result, after I entered the customs, I felt that something was wrong. Every time I passed a big city, my heart felt cold. When I took my sister and stood in front of the gate of Chang'an City, my heart was completely cold.
There is a king in Chang'an city, but the king doesn't hold thunder and lightning in his hand. There are delicious food in Chang'an city, but none of them can be eaten for free. There are luxurious houses in Chang'an city, but none of them can let my brothers and sisters live in them.
And before I came to Chang'an, I had already boasted to many Hu people, saying how good Chang'an is, how good it is.
Now Chang'an is not as good as I said, what should I do?
When I was in the Western Regions, I met a group of people whose village was on the edge of the desert. Every year when the sandstorm blows up, the desert will move to their village, submerge the good fields they cultivated, and swallow up their houses.
I thought these people would move out there and find a better place to live, but I didn’t expect that every year, people would still plant Haloxylon and tamarisk in the desert, and tie wheat straw into grass lattices to prevent wind and sand control.
When I passed by there again later, I found that the huge sand dunes didn’t move. Oh, I also ate melons grown in other people’s fields, which were really sweeter than honey. "
Li Shen frowned and said, "The world would rather have this matter?"
Yun Chu smiled and said, "That village is called Babusha. If King Ji goes to the Western Regions in the future, you can go and have a look. The melons there are really sweet."
"What does it have to do with people planting trees on the sand and you putting gold leaf on Chang'an?"
Yun Chu straightened his upper body and looked at Li Shen and said, "They can control the wind and sand, stop the sand dunes from rolling, and make them lush, why can't I affix gold foil to the whole Chang'an, and then let the people in the Western Regions know, look, Chang'an Really golden."
Li Shen remained silent, and said to Yunchu after a long time: "I know that you are building a house in Guangfufang, and I also know that you are empty-handed. Although I don't understand how you did it, but, I believe , if you are given enough trust, you are a person who can really put gold leaf on Chang'an."
Yunchu smiled and said, "So, don't use those things to test me anymore, or you will die if you don't do it well."
I have important things to do. Instead of wasting your time with me, you might as well ask Yinggong directly. The people who came to my house that day also came for Yinggong's face. It really has nothing to do with me. "
Li Shen nodded and said: "I think so too, if you want those rebellious people to visit your house together, no one in Tang Dynasty can do it except Yinggong.
It is estimated that Yinggong is thanking you for holding the seven long table banquets. After all, this is a good thing that can boost morale. I will give you a little glory, and I can continue to do this in the future. "
Yun Chu looked at Li Shen gratefully and said, "There is nothing wiser than King Ji."
Li Shen snorted and said, "You have no respect for my prince."
Yun Chu hurriedly said: "We met through Sun Shenxian. In the small courtyard of Sun Shenxian's house, you don't have half the majesty of a prince. I thought you liked this kind of contact."
"It's really comfortable, dealing with people, I usually talk to their ass."
"Why is this?"
"Because whether they are saluting or kneeling, their buttocks are higher than their heads. You are more comfortable here, at least they can look at their faces and talk."
Yun Chu gritted his teeth and said, "You are treating my face as your butt."
"The thing about Babusha Village, is it true?"
"real……"
"It's unbelievable. I thought Yugong Yishan was a legend. Even if it was a legend, the second son of Kua'e was there to help. I didn't expect it to be true. Those people have done such a great job with their own hands. It's amazing."
Yun Chu smiled and said, "Listening to thunder in a silent place is the most shocking."
"Would you like those four women, if you like it, I will give it to you."
"No, my family only wants fat ones."
"Tsk tsk, it looks like jade, touches it like cotton, no one can understand the taste of it, you are a virgin with such insights, it's amazing."
With great difficulty, Yunchu sent away a lecherous prince, and asked Er Niu to replace it with a new pool of water, and buried his whole body in the water, preparing to drown in this pool.
This was what Li Ji wanted. He had already branded Yunchu's ass with the military's mark.It's still the kind that everyone in the world knows and visits.
As for the planting of trees in Babusha, it is naturally not something that happened in the world of Tang Dynasty.
He visited and ate melons and grapes grown by other people. The desert in summer gave him a feeling of grassland.
Very, very remarkable.
It's a pity that such a great achievement was regarded by him as an inconspicuous footnote in the long story of persuading others.
Yunchu did not succeed in committing suicide in the end, mainly because it was too uncomfortable to hold his breath in the water for a long time.
Living is already too uncomfortable, if death is more uncomfortable than living, why seek death?
I hope that Li Shen can tell Li Zhi what was said in the bathhouse. Yunchu knows very well that with Li Shen's personality, he will not pay attention to these idle things at all.
He knows exactly how and why his brothers and younger brothers died.
After Li Shen left, Yunchu's side had been quiet for half a month, and Yu Xiurong's aunt didn't bother her anymore, as if she had forgotten about begging for a son Maitreya.
Yunchu guessed that Li Zhi had asked Li Ji about his abolishment, and Li Ji's answer made him very satisfied.Then, the matter of abolishing the empress was basically settled, and Yu Xiurong's aunt also felt that there was no need to help the queen anymore.
Just when people were spreading rumors about the abolished empress, Yunchu finally ushered in the first ancient scientific expedition he had participated in in two lifetimes.
If students of the Imperial College want to take the scientific examination, they must first pass the Imperial College exam. Because Yunchu performed well during the two and a half years of studying in the Imperial College, he was exempted from the examination.
Originally, what he was going to take was the Ming and Arithmetic exam. After getting the exam procedures, he found that, as Yinggong said, he was going to take the Jinshi exam.
The place of the exam is the Sifang Hall of Honglu Temple in the imperial city, just after entering the Suzaku Gate and turning left.
Before dawn, Yunchu got up, and Cui Shi, Naha, and Yu Xiurong, who didn't go home last night and slept with Naha, came to dress up Yunchu together.
In fact, there is nothing to dress up, the official uniform of the eighth rank is green like the official uniform of the subordinate eighth rank, except that there is an extra half bulge on the gauze crown, which is not as long as the rabbit's tail.
You don’t need to bring food, not even pens, ink, paper and inkstones. If you go in the morning, you’ll be back by noon if it’s sooner.
Yunchu felt that he should be able to come back at noon, because Jinshi only tested countermeasures related to current affairs, that is, five current affairs policies.
According to the assessment regulations, Jing Ce Quan Tong is the first class, and Ce Tong Si Dao is the second class. As for the second class, there is no need to say, he must be deposed.
Yunchu vehemently refused to paint, even if Yu Xiurong deliberately put his arms between her breasts to act coquettishly, Yunchu would not agree to paint.
Anyway, the good things are all from home. If you save some food, you can eat it for a long time, so there is no need to rush for a while.
The boots are new, and there is a monkey on a horse embroidered on it, which has the good meaning of being a prince immediately.
After a delicious meal of steamed buns and two bowls of rice porridge, Fei Jiu drove him to the imperial city in a carriage.
At this time, the gate of the workshop had not yet opened, Liu Yi had been waiting there early, and quietly opened the middle gate, hoping that the head of the family would be able to gain the luck of the royal family and succeed in one fell swoop.
At this point, Yunchu discovered a secret, it seems that people who have been with him for a long time basically lose the basic respect for the royal family.Di Renjie is like this, Pei Xingjian is like this, even Liu Yi, who is afraid of fruit smashing his head when he walks, now dares to open the exclusive royal gate and let him grow out of his home.
Therefore, Yunchu felt that he might be poisonous.
There are many unscrupulous people standing on Zhuque Street. As long as people who have arrived at Zhuque Street are basically not allowed to go back, if they want to go back, they have to wait until the gates of the city and squares are opened.
The osmanthus tree only grows [-] branches. This sentence is actually very unreasonable. Some osmanthus trees may have more than [-] branches, and some osmanthus trees may not even have five or six branches. There are only thirty branches on the tree.
In other words, there are only [-] lucky people who can successfully pass the Jinshi examination each year, and the number of people who take the Jinshi examination every year has never been less than [-].
It is truly one in a hundred.
Some scholars walked towards the imperial city with their books on their backs. Seeing their heads held high, Yun Chu was really happy for them.
We are all scholars, so it is not a problem to help each other. Therefore, Yunchu was a little more polite, and his carriage was full of students who were going to the imperial city to take the exam.
It was dark and clothes could not be seen clearly, Yun Chu could only resist the smell of his feet and listen to their high-spirited talks.
Some said that their travel papers did well this year, and they were sent to a certain princess's mansion, and they were lucky enough to spend several days in the princess' mansion, listening to the princess' face-to-face teachings.
Some said that they have studied hard for twenty years, and their iron inkstones have been worn out, and their knowledge has long since reached the peak. For him, the Jinshi department is just a formality. .
Even in the crowded crowd, they have already begun to criticize those in power for being unfair, believing that once they are in high school, they will definitely reverse the current bad atmosphere.
Yun Chu likes to listen to them, because the more satisfied these people are with their big words now, the more depressed they will be after the list is down.
A long time ago, Yunchu always thought that Huang Chao was not a good person, he could even be said to be a beast. After all, not everyone can do the thing of stuffing people into the grinding eyes and grinding them into a paste for military rations.
Now he began to try to understand Huang Chao. He failed the Jinshi examination many times and caused his family to lose his fortune. No matter who he was, he would be very angry.
Yunchu very much hoped that these confident students would not be angry or annoyed after failing the exams, and go home to farm honestly, instead of following Huang Chao's example of stuffing people into their eyes and grinding them into a paste for military rations.
The first ray of sunshine in Chang’an City used to always shine on the imperial city first, but now it’s different. The big wild goose pagoda is illuminated by the sun before any other place. Under the sunshine, the top of the big wild goose pagoda As if being burned red by the sun, it stabbed straight into the blue sky.
(End of this chapter)
"When I was in the Western Regions, I heard that Chang'an was a glittering golden city, and the people living in the city lived as happy as pigs.
You know me, a petty eighth-rank official in exchange for my life, how much I paid and how much effort I put in to bring my sister from the yellow and sandy Western Regions to Chang'an. I hope that our brothers and sisters will be able to Live a happy life like a pig.
As a result, after I entered the customs, I felt that something was wrong. Every time I passed a big city, my heart felt cold. When I took my sister and stood in front of the gate of Chang'an City, my heart was completely cold.
There is a king in Chang'an city, but the king doesn't hold thunder and lightning in his hand. There are delicious food in Chang'an city, but none of them can be eaten for free. There are luxurious houses in Chang'an city, but none of them can let my brothers and sisters live in them.
And before I came to Chang'an, I had already boasted to many Hu people, saying how good Chang'an is, how good it is.
Now Chang'an is not as good as I said, what should I do?
When I was in the Western Regions, I met a group of people whose village was on the edge of the desert. Every year when the sandstorm blows up, the desert will move to their village, submerge the good fields they cultivated, and swallow up their houses.
I thought these people would move out there and find a better place to live, but I didn’t expect that every year, people would still plant Haloxylon and tamarisk in the desert, and tie wheat straw into grass lattices to prevent wind and sand control.
When I passed by there again later, I found that the huge sand dunes didn’t move. Oh, I also ate melons grown in other people’s fields, which were really sweeter than honey. "
Li Shen frowned and said, "The world would rather have this matter?"
Yun Chu smiled and said, "That village is called Babusha. If King Ji goes to the Western Regions in the future, you can go and have a look. The melons there are really sweet."
"What does it have to do with people planting trees on the sand and you putting gold leaf on Chang'an?"
Yun Chu straightened his upper body and looked at Li Shen and said, "They can control the wind and sand, stop the sand dunes from rolling, and make them lush, why can't I affix gold foil to the whole Chang'an, and then let the people in the Western Regions know, look, Chang'an Really golden."
Li Shen remained silent, and said to Yunchu after a long time: "I know that you are building a house in Guangfufang, and I also know that you are empty-handed. Although I don't understand how you did it, but, I believe , if you are given enough trust, you are a person who can really put gold leaf on Chang'an."
Yunchu smiled and said, "So, don't use those things to test me anymore, or you will die if you don't do it well."
I have important things to do. Instead of wasting your time with me, you might as well ask Yinggong directly. The people who came to my house that day also came for Yinggong's face. It really has nothing to do with me. "
Li Shen nodded and said: "I think so too, if you want those rebellious people to visit your house together, no one in Tang Dynasty can do it except Yinggong.
It is estimated that Yinggong is thanking you for holding the seven long table banquets. After all, this is a good thing that can boost morale. I will give you a little glory, and I can continue to do this in the future. "
Yun Chu looked at Li Shen gratefully and said, "There is nothing wiser than King Ji."
Li Shen snorted and said, "You have no respect for my prince."
Yun Chu hurriedly said: "We met through Sun Shenxian. In the small courtyard of Sun Shenxian's house, you don't have half the majesty of a prince. I thought you liked this kind of contact."
"It's really comfortable, dealing with people, I usually talk to their ass."
"Why is this?"
"Because whether they are saluting or kneeling, their buttocks are higher than their heads. You are more comfortable here, at least they can look at their faces and talk."
Yun Chu gritted his teeth and said, "You are treating my face as your butt."
"The thing about Babusha Village, is it true?"
"real……"
"It's unbelievable. I thought Yugong Yishan was a legend. Even if it was a legend, the second son of Kua'e was there to help. I didn't expect it to be true. Those people have done such a great job with their own hands. It's amazing."
Yun Chu smiled and said, "Listening to thunder in a silent place is the most shocking."
"Would you like those four women, if you like it, I will give it to you."
"No, my family only wants fat ones."
"Tsk tsk, it looks like jade, touches it like cotton, no one can understand the taste of it, you are a virgin with such insights, it's amazing."
With great difficulty, Yunchu sent away a lecherous prince, and asked Er Niu to replace it with a new pool of water, and buried his whole body in the water, preparing to drown in this pool.
This was what Li Ji wanted. He had already branded Yunchu's ass with the military's mark.It's still the kind that everyone in the world knows and visits.
As for the planting of trees in Babusha, it is naturally not something that happened in the world of Tang Dynasty.
He visited and ate melons and grapes grown by other people. The desert in summer gave him a feeling of grassland.
Very, very remarkable.
It's a pity that such a great achievement was regarded by him as an inconspicuous footnote in the long story of persuading others.
Yunchu did not succeed in committing suicide in the end, mainly because it was too uncomfortable to hold his breath in the water for a long time.
Living is already too uncomfortable, if death is more uncomfortable than living, why seek death?
I hope that Li Shen can tell Li Zhi what was said in the bathhouse. Yunchu knows very well that with Li Shen's personality, he will not pay attention to these idle things at all.
He knows exactly how and why his brothers and younger brothers died.
After Li Shen left, Yunchu's side had been quiet for half a month, and Yu Xiurong's aunt didn't bother her anymore, as if she had forgotten about begging for a son Maitreya.
Yunchu guessed that Li Zhi had asked Li Ji about his abolishment, and Li Ji's answer made him very satisfied.Then, the matter of abolishing the empress was basically settled, and Yu Xiurong's aunt also felt that there was no need to help the queen anymore.
Just when people were spreading rumors about the abolished empress, Yunchu finally ushered in the first ancient scientific expedition he had participated in in two lifetimes.
If students of the Imperial College want to take the scientific examination, they must first pass the Imperial College exam. Because Yunchu performed well during the two and a half years of studying in the Imperial College, he was exempted from the examination.
Originally, what he was going to take was the Ming and Arithmetic exam. After getting the exam procedures, he found that, as Yinggong said, he was going to take the Jinshi exam.
The place of the exam is the Sifang Hall of Honglu Temple in the imperial city, just after entering the Suzaku Gate and turning left.
Before dawn, Yunchu got up, and Cui Shi, Naha, and Yu Xiurong, who didn't go home last night and slept with Naha, came to dress up Yunchu together.
In fact, there is nothing to dress up, the official uniform of the eighth rank is green like the official uniform of the subordinate eighth rank, except that there is an extra half bulge on the gauze crown, which is not as long as the rabbit's tail.
You don’t need to bring food, not even pens, ink, paper and inkstones. If you go in the morning, you’ll be back by noon if it’s sooner.
Yunchu felt that he should be able to come back at noon, because Jinshi only tested countermeasures related to current affairs, that is, five current affairs policies.
According to the assessment regulations, Jing Ce Quan Tong is the first class, and Ce Tong Si Dao is the second class. As for the second class, there is no need to say, he must be deposed.
Yunchu vehemently refused to paint, even if Yu Xiurong deliberately put his arms between her breasts to act coquettishly, Yunchu would not agree to paint.
Anyway, the good things are all from home. If you save some food, you can eat it for a long time, so there is no need to rush for a while.
The boots are new, and there is a monkey on a horse embroidered on it, which has the good meaning of being a prince immediately.
After a delicious meal of steamed buns and two bowls of rice porridge, Fei Jiu drove him to the imperial city in a carriage.
At this time, the gate of the workshop had not yet opened, Liu Yi had been waiting there early, and quietly opened the middle gate, hoping that the head of the family would be able to gain the luck of the royal family and succeed in one fell swoop.
At this point, Yunchu discovered a secret, it seems that people who have been with him for a long time basically lose the basic respect for the royal family.Di Renjie is like this, Pei Xingjian is like this, even Liu Yi, who is afraid of fruit smashing his head when he walks, now dares to open the exclusive royal gate and let him grow out of his home.
Therefore, Yunchu felt that he might be poisonous.
There are many unscrupulous people standing on Zhuque Street. As long as people who have arrived at Zhuque Street are basically not allowed to go back, if they want to go back, they have to wait until the gates of the city and squares are opened.
The osmanthus tree only grows [-] branches. This sentence is actually very unreasonable. Some osmanthus trees may have more than [-] branches, and some osmanthus trees may not even have five or six branches. There are only thirty branches on the tree.
In other words, there are only [-] lucky people who can successfully pass the Jinshi examination each year, and the number of people who take the Jinshi examination every year has never been less than [-].
It is truly one in a hundred.
Some scholars walked towards the imperial city with their books on their backs. Seeing their heads held high, Yun Chu was really happy for them.
We are all scholars, so it is not a problem to help each other. Therefore, Yunchu was a little more polite, and his carriage was full of students who were going to the imperial city to take the exam.
It was dark and clothes could not be seen clearly, Yun Chu could only resist the smell of his feet and listen to their high-spirited talks.
Some said that their travel papers did well this year, and they were sent to a certain princess's mansion, and they were lucky enough to spend several days in the princess' mansion, listening to the princess' face-to-face teachings.
Some said that they have studied hard for twenty years, and their iron inkstones have been worn out, and their knowledge has long since reached the peak. For him, the Jinshi department is just a formality. .
Even in the crowded crowd, they have already begun to criticize those in power for being unfair, believing that once they are in high school, they will definitely reverse the current bad atmosphere.
Yun Chu likes to listen to them, because the more satisfied these people are with their big words now, the more depressed they will be after the list is down.
A long time ago, Yunchu always thought that Huang Chao was not a good person, he could even be said to be a beast. After all, not everyone can do the thing of stuffing people into the grinding eyes and grinding them into a paste for military rations.
Now he began to try to understand Huang Chao. He failed the Jinshi examination many times and caused his family to lose his fortune. No matter who he was, he would be very angry.
Yunchu very much hoped that these confident students would not be angry or annoyed after failing the exams, and go home to farm honestly, instead of following Huang Chao's example of stuffing people into their eyes and grinding them into a paste for military rations.
The first ray of sunshine in Chang’an City used to always shine on the imperial city first, but now it’s different. The big wild goose pagoda is illuminated by the sun before any other place. Under the sunshine, the top of the big wild goose pagoda As if being burned red by the sun, it stabbed straight into the blue sky.
(End of this chapter)
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