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Chapter 715 The Most Shameless Official in the World
Li Ji is indeed not very proficient in human relations and sophistication, but when it comes to the art of war, no one in the Tang Dynasty can match him.

Generally speaking, the art of war is similar to that of the world, and the enemy is expected to be lenient. This is what every general must do. Similarly, not underestimating the opponent is also a concept that every strategist must adhere to.

A lion needs to go all out to fight a rabbit, not to mention how to use his strength when facing Yunchu, a fierce tiger.

A wealthy family is a concept!
The Cui family may be an old wealthy family, so Li Ji is a newly born wealthy family.

Generally speaking, as long as they are wealthy families, their interests are basically the same. They may fight for power and profit on weekdays, but when they reach a critical juncture, they will naturally report to the group to keep warm.

Since the five years of Yonghui, after Li Zhi canceled the recommendation to become an official, Li Ji discovered sensitively that Li Zhi's next step must be to weaken the power of the aristocratic family and implement centralized politics.

Qin Shihuang did it, Liu Bang did it, Liu Xiu did it, Cao Cao did it, the Sima brothers did it, and Sui Wendi Yang Jian did it too.

It's just that some people succeeded in doing it, some failed in it, and some people, such as Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty, killed themselves for doing this.

Now, Li Zhi wants to continue to do this on the basis of his father Li Shimin...

Li Ji is a strategist. After looking at the chips in his own hands, and then at the chips in Li Zhi's hands, before Li Zhi started this matter, he removed his grandson from the family tree and let him mess around in Tuyuhun. That's the reason.

Li Ji originally hoped that his grandson could shine like Yunchu, Pei Xingjian, and Xue Rengui, but unfortunately, he couldn't, his grandson was obviously not on the same level as these three people, and was beaten badly by Yunchu.

This time, Yunchu's behavior in Chang'an was almost perverted, poisoning the whole world. Not only did Luoyang not have any restraints, but it was very strange to see Yunchu behaving mischievously in Chang'an.

Li Ji has a deep understanding of Yunchu. He knows that Yunchu is not two hundred and five. As for the things he did before that were similar to two hundred and five, it turned out to be the product of whimsical ideas and careful planning.

Yunchu perverted?

nonexistent.

Even if someone did the wrong thing, it must be the emperor who was doing the wrong thing, and it was definitely not Yun Chu who was doing anything wrong.

Therefore, when Li Ji looked at Yunchu, he always felt that that face should be replaced by Li Zhi's face to suit the current situation.

The emperor hates old ministers, he has made no secret of this...

Leaving behind the sword bestowed by the former emperor who subdued Chu Suiliang and the others, Li Ji seemed to be relieved of a heavy burden.

That little bastard at Yunchu wanted to trick him again, hoping that he would sneak away from the back door of the Wannian County Government...

Naturally, Li Ji would not be able to do this. Therefore, a white-haired veteran in a dilapidated armor walked out from the front gate of the Wannian County Yamen in front of all the wealthy families and nobles. The last thing to do for the emperor.

Therefore, when the gate of the Wannian County Government Office was opened, Li Ji left the Wannian County Government Office under the flattering guidance of Mr. Liu. The sword disappeared...

Things are going very wrong.

After watching Li Ji leave, Lu Ting pointed his finger at the sky in grief and anger, didn't know what to say, didn't say the last word, and left the Wannian County Government with the support of his grandson Lu Zhaolin.

Just like what Yun Chu said, he had already spent a lot of money to buy a house, and Lu's extra copper coins had been used up, so there was no need to go into the muddy water again.

Similarly, six or seven families who bought houses on Zhuque Street also left quietly. At this time, they no longer thought about whether it was worth spending so much money to buy a house.

Just like what Yunchu said, the real value of the house is less than [-]% of the money to buy this house.

Just when a dark cloud suddenly appeared on the west side of Chang'an City, two handymen came out of the county government office carrying a table. A blank document, and another small official, hung one side of the book - the three-character signboard of the sales office on the notice wall at the door.

Master Liu put the heavy back chair in his hand behind the table, took out a seal of the master from his pocket and put it on the table, glanced at the crowd in front of him, made a square bow, and sat quietly. Sitting on the chair, he looked up at the dark clouds inlaid with a circle of gold in the sky and remained silent.

The handymen were very diligent, and ran back to bring a lot of things, and quickly set up a pergola. At the same time, a boy came out holding a small stove, set up the fire, and squatted on the ground for Mr. Liu. Book cooking tea.

This may be the strangest house sales office in the world. There is no one who comes to buy a house in front of Mr. Liu's desk, but there are countless pairs of eyes looking at him.

No one from Mr. Liu's side stepped forward to yell, as if whether the house could be sold had nothing to do with him.

At this time, the dark clouds had not covered the sun, and there was no wind in the city, and even the pigeons that liked to fly around the Big Wild Goose Pagoda were gone.

The Wannian County Government Office was originally located in Dongshi, but the prices have been soaring recently, and there are not many people doing business. Even the most beautiful Orchid and the most handsome guys are unwilling to come to the street to shame.

As a result, the wine fronts of taverns drooped feebly, and the signboards of restaurants became a landing place for flies.

A blowfly landed on the tip of Cui Zhuan's nose, and Cui Mian swung his badly injured hand away.

After the corpse was exposed to the sun for half a day, it gradually developed a smell, which attracted more blowflies, flying up and down around Cui Mian.

However, as many people come, they will be driven away by Cui Mian.

When the clouds cover the top, the sun disappears.

"Selling Hubing, selling Hubing, 25 yuan each, cheap..."

Seeing that there were many people at the gate of the county government office, a young man selling beard cakes with a basket turned around.

When he realized that the atmosphere here was not right, he quickly shut up and trotted away from the county office.

A petty official who dozed off for a long time said to Master Liu, "Master, why don't you go back, it looks like it's raining."

Master Liu shook his head and said, "It's impossible to say that there will be guests coming at the next moment."

After finishing speaking, he continued to straighten his back and wait for the guests to come to the door with vigor.

When a thunder blasted above everyone's heads, it seemed to wake up the stunned crowd at once, and then a gust of wind engulfed the dust on the construction site and blew over.

Master Liu, the petty officials hurriedly used their bodies to press down on the pen, ink, paper, inkstone and room book on the table, with their backs facing the wind, waiting for the gust of wind to pass.

After the cool breeze passed, Mr. Liu found that the number of people looking at him on the opposite side suddenly decreased, and he couldn't say who was missing, but it doesn't matter, it will rain after a while, or it will be dark , he will come anyway.

Just as the raindrops were falling, an old man holding an umbrella came down to Mr. Liu with the support of a boy.

Although the raindrops were heavy and interfered with the line of sight, the person opposite could still see clearly the face of the old man who went to inquire about the house price.

It's Lu Ting.

The rain was so loud that it was hard to hear what Lu Ting said to Mr. Liu. However, when Mr. Liu smiled and used a seal on an exquisite house book, and handed it to Lu Ting with both hands, he was shocked. Some people in the crowd that Cui Mian shielded from the rain ran away.

In fact, Lu Ting did not buy the same house. After a while, Lu Zhaolin left with a pile of house books made of lambskin.

Cui Mian flicked her hair that was wet by the rain, and said to the people around her: "Go back, it's enough for me to stay here."

It was raining heavily, and Mr. Liu sat in the shed quietly watching Cui Mian who was lying down in the heavy rain. As for Cui Zhuan's body, Cui Mian tied it with a belt so that it was not washed away by the collected rainwater.

The summer rainstorm came quickly and went quickly. When the sun came out again, Cui Mian sat quietly this time. There were not many people around him, but there were still some people who were willing to help him carry. Holding the shackle, let his body move faster.

After the heavy rain, Chang'an City became a muddy quagmire due to too many construction sites. Rainwater mixed with mud rushed down Suzaku Avenue and finally merged into the moat.

It was time for Yunchu to get off work, and when he left the county government office on a bay red horse, he didn't look at Cui Mian, but just greeted Master Liu who wanted to stay where he was and wait for the buyer to show up.

As for the group of people who stayed at the county government office to watch the situation, they left early from the back door of the county government office, making the whole thing look like a confrontation between Yunchu and Cui Mian.

After a brief rainstorm, Chang'an not only did not cool down, but became like a steamer because of the geothermal heat that was too late to relieve.

The next day, when Yunchu went to work, Cui Zhuan's body had turned completely black, and his whole body had grown a lot, especially his belly was bulging like a frog.

Cui Mian still tied Cui Zhuan's hands with a belt, just like they used to tie ribbons to chase and play in the peach blossom forest.

Mr. Liu was in that shed last night, except for the many red envelopes from mosquito bites on his face and hands, he was still in good spirits.

When Yunchu came, he happily went up to greet him, and reported the sales situation of the house to the county lord in a low voice. Judging from the few house books left on his desk, the sales situation was still very good.

Yun Chu came to Cui Mian's side and said, "Do you want me to keep a set for you?"

Cui Mian raised his head and said with a smile, "Six thousand guan, the same price."

Yunchu put a piece of licorice in his mouth, chewed it slowly, and said to Cui Mian after a while, "Are you still unwilling to take out the grain to stabilize prices?"

Cui Mian looked at the smelly Cui Zhuan beside him and smiled, "I've become like this, do you think I'll surrender to you?"

Yun Chu nodded and said, "It doesn't matter, it's the same with other members of your Cui family."

Cui Mian said: "It's best not to do this. I put a lot of grains soaked in arsenic water in the grains. No one except me knows where the poisonous grains are. You got those grains through other people in the Cui family. It's none of my business to poison people to death."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, take a little out of every grain bag and feed it to pigs and chickens, and this problem will be solved."

Cui Mian shook his head and said: "I knew you would do this, I grabbed two handfuls of poisonous grain in one grain pocket, what if your chickens and pigs didn't eat poisonous grain?
You can't feed all the food to chickens and pigs. After all, feeding talents is the most important thing now. "

Yun Chu thought for a while and said, "Okay, the house I sold you is only [-] guan, can you find the poison in the grain?"

Cui Mian's eyes lit up, and he laughed loudly, "You surrendered?"

Yun Chu sighed, "You are amazing. I surrender."

Cui Mian said: "I want you to kowtow to make amends."

Yun Chu said: "Yes, no problem, as long as you pick out the poisonous food, I will kowtow to you to apologize."

Cui Mian laughed even more triumphantly, pointing at Cui Zhuan, who was already in the state of being a giant, and said, "I want you to kiss his ass."

Yun Chu looked at the dark and chubby Cui Zhuan, licked his lips and said, "You often use his butt, or would it be okay to replace it with yours?"

Cui Mian stared blankly at Yun Chu, who had no bottom line at all, and said in a sleepy voice: "You are so vile and shameless, without the dignity of an official!"

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "You're not understanding, I'm an official, as long as I can solve big problems at the lowest cost, my shamelessness will far exceed your expectations."

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