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When Yun Chu said these words, there was no one around him.

At least Lou Shide, who came back from Longyou, could see and hear clearly.

Cui Mian ridiculed Yunchu as a shameless official, but Lou Shide didn't see it that way. He felt that Yunchu's approach was correct. If he could keep millions of dans of grain by kissing Cui Mian's butt, the business would be complete. I did it.

Give him this job, and he will do it too!

As far as Yunchu was concerned, Lou Shide thought that he could rest assured that he could give Yunchu the 30 dans of grain he had raised so hard from Longyou to Yunchu. At least, this person would never waste his efforts.

So, for the purpose of learning, Lou Shide stood by and continued to watch Cui Mian and Yunchu confront each other.

Although the mixed scene of an official under Gao Guanbo's shoulders and a stinking corpse makes people look very uncomfortable, as long as there is knowledge in it, Lou Shide thinks he should learn it.

Yunchu was really anxious. The reason why he ordered the burning of 36 warehouses was mainly because there was really no food in these warehouses.

Once people are hungry, there will definitely be big problems. Although in a short period of time, people still have food in their homes, it is estimated that it will not be a problem to support them for a month. No matter how long it takes, the people who have no food to eat are really Do a lot of unexpected things.

This bastard Cui Mian is obviously holding on to death at this time to harden him. At this time, if Cui Mian is not given any hope at all, God knows if this guy will really go crazy and do the thing of poisoning food Come.

As for using people from the Cui family to persecute him, it seems that it will probably not work, because Cui Mian is already crazy.

Under the seat of the sons of the aristocratic families, there is never a shortage of dead men who help them do evil deeds.

Especially in the Tang Dynasty, a society where the trilogy system has not been completely eliminated, Cui Mian is capable and capable of poisoning food.

In order to express his subdued attitude, Yunchu asked Mr. Liu to bring the small stove over. He cooked tea for Cui Mian himself, and gave Di Renjie a little time to see if he could find the dead men who poisoned Cui Mian.

These dead men are different from Cui Mian, a lunatic. The reason why dead men are called dead men is that they can die for others under certain conditions.

As for people like Cui Mian, he simply wants to die now, he is about to die, with his various personalities, he would like to bring the Cui family to be destroyed together, what can you do to him?
Yun Chu didn't care about whether the Cui family was alive or not. The food in Chang'an City was fine, that's what he valued.

At the beginning, he was the one who used the food as props for this large-scale performance. Now, the props can't be taken back, and the consequences are very serious.

"Brother Cui is well-educated and knowledgeable. Why don't you take the scientific examination and become an official for the benefit of the world?"

Yunchu put two scorched red dates into the can of tea, and when the tea boiled, he poured a cup of tea and put it on Cui Mian's flail.

Cui Mian took a sip of hot tea with a messy hand and said, "This is a humiliation to a certain family."

Yun Chu frowned and said, "Osmanthus grows thirteen new branches every year, looking down on the students all over the world, how could it be humiliating?

In my life, I have had no worries about food and clothing, and have everything I can have. At this time, I still can’t let go of those low-end things, can’t I work for the welfare of the people of the world?

At that time, seeing that the people under his rule are well-fed, happy and healthy, pointing at those Guizhou heads at this time, the hooligans can proudly say: This is all thanks to a certain family, so that this class can be regarded as fulfilling their life ambitions . "

Cui Mian took a bite of the roasted mustard pancake that Yun Chu handed over and said in surprise, "That's why you're against us?"

Yunchu also took a bite out of Cui Zhuan's body smell and said, "I am like this, I like to write poems, so I want to be number one in the Tang Dynasty.

If you want to fight, you can join the army. After you become invincible in the world, you don't like being a soldier anymore.

Then go to business, and after doing business can benefit the entire Chang'an City, you don't like doing business very much.

When I become boring as the magistrate of Wannian County, maybe I will wander around the world, and after visiting the world of Tang Dynasty as a wandering cloud and wild crane, I will look for the next thing I am interested in.

Brother Cui also has such a temperament, why do you have to do something you don't like, or even something you don't want to do, just for the worthless benefits of your Cui family? "

Cui Mian looked at Yunchu suspiciously and said, "Is it really that good?"

Yun Chu smiled and said: "In the Western Regions, a certain family rode alone at the age of 13 and dared to attack tens of thousands of Turkic troops. In the end, although they were beaten all over their bodies, the arrowheads dug out from their bodies weighed a full three catties.

Hahaha, however, a certain family survived after being tortured for half a month at the hands of a group of doctors who were worse than butchers.

Brother Cui, you haven’t experienced this feeling of being born to death, have you? This kind of extreme enjoyment beyond life can’t be brought by mere women or child molestation. The world is what a real good man should do. "

Cui Mian looked at Yunchu and said, "Let your tongue shine like a lotus flower, and a certain grain store in Chang'an City will be ruined."

Yunchu waved his hand boldly and said: "Without this mere million dan grains, the people of Chang'an will just live a year of hard life. Now, copper coins have entered my ten thousand years, the storehouses of two counties in Chang'an. Soon, we will Twelve giant copper bulls will be cast on Zhuque Street to show the prosperity of Chang'an.

Don't think that what I told His Majesty to cover Chang'an with gold leaf was just a joke. This is what I want to do. I want a golden Chang'an, so that the capital of the Tang Dynasty will become the center of the world and become the center of everyone's life. The city of the world that everyone yearns for.

So, those Guizhou leaders in Chang'an City, hooligans can help a certain family establish this eternal achievement with a few meals a few times, which is very cost-effective. "

Cui Mian grabbed the cup with his broken hand and said in amazement: "You are fighting us for Chang'an, not for the people in Chang'an city?"

Yun Chu laughed loudly and said: "A certain family killed people like hemp in the Western Regions, and even killed Liaodong like a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood, how did you know that a certain family loved the people like a child?

Hahahaha, no wonder you lost so badly, so you wanted to blackmail me with these gangsters in Chang'an City, hahaha, who will fail if you don't fail?
Come on, Lao Liu brings me the most powerful anti-poison, and there is another guy who was fooled by the big yoke here who will treat me like this, bring wine, and we will have a good discussion. "

Seeing Mr. Liu running to get the wine, Lou Shide moved Mr. Liu and his chairs over to support the shackle around Cui Mian's neck, and excitedly said to Yunchu: "The county lord, hurry up, a certain The family is listening very excitedly."

Yun Chu glanced at Lou Shide and said, "Who are you? Where do you have the qualifications to discuss with me?"

Lou Shide sneered and said, "A certain family's Jinshi Department is seventh, but it's more respectable than the county's ninth Jinshi Department."

Cui Mian looked at Lou Shide in confusion, wondering why a fat man suddenly appeared between the two of them.

Two days and two nights of sleepless torment had consumed most of Cui Mian's energy. The reason why he was able to continue to confront Yun Chu at this moment was because of the anger in his heart. As for his brain, he was no longer so bright. .

I heard Lou Shide continue: "What brother Yun said just now is extremely correct. A man can do something and not do something. Taking a certain family as an example, His Royal Highness originally wanted me to be a ceremonial ceremonial in the East Palace, which is so noble. official position.

However, Lao Tzu would not do this job, and would rather take a group of allotted criminals to farm in Longyou to grow grain.

This year is the first season of harvest. I heard that Brother Cui has already raised the price of grain in Chang’an. Hahaha, this time the grain brought by a certain family can definitely be sold at a high price. "

When Cui Mian heard this, he immediately turned his head to look at Yunchu and said, "This is what a certain family expects. If the price of grain in Chang'an is high, merchants from other places will bring grain to Chang'an for sale. As a result, the price of grain in other places will also fall steadily rising.

A certain family has a lot of copper coins in their hands, so they will continue to buy grain and continue to push up the price of grain. When the grain from all over the world is pouring into Chang'an, the certain family will reversely transport the grain to other places. The price of grain has just risen place to sell. "

Yun Chu opened his eyes wide and poured Cui Mian a glass of wine. Seeing that he drank it down, he said in puzzlement, "Don't pay the price of food, and Chang'an will be higher? Aren't you going to lose money?"

Cui Mian took a gulp of strong anti-poison, looked at Yunchu and laughed and said, "I can't be stupid, I can't be stupid, the reason why I don't sell firewood for hundreds of miles, and I don't sell firewood for thousands of miles is the lack of profit. I raised the price of grain so high that I broke the law." According to this rule, once Chang'an is full of grain.

Guess, will there be food shortages in other places?Especially if people in the disaster area want to live, don't they depend on Lao Tzu's wink. "

Yun Chu was taken aback and said, "Your goal isn't to make money at all? It's to gain power!"

Cui Mian once again picked up the wine glass with his broken hand and drank it down: "Do you think I care about such useless things as money?"

Lou Shide applauded and laughed loudly: "Sure enough, money is useless, you can't eat it when you're hungry, and you can't drink it when you're thirsty.

A certain family just heard that brother Cui had mixed arsenic into the food, so the county lord had to pay a high price for the food brought by a certain family this time. "

Yun Chu smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, a certain family has sold a lot of real estate recently, and the most in their hands is copper coins. If you have the ability to help me provide food for everyone in Chang'an City, after I kill brother Cui, you will definitely enjoy it." Endless benefits."

Lou Shide looked at Cui Mian's pale face and said with a lewd smile: "I'm just like Brother Cui, I'm not interested in money, I want what Brother Cui wants, after all, the Cui family is a big family, they What you want must be a good thing.”

Cui Mian smiled and said to Lou Shide: "You don't have so much food to feed Chang'an, and at the same time, you will die if you want what Cui can ask for."

Lou Shide shook his head and said: "We have more than [-] people in Longyou for two years, Brother Cui really underestimated our strength.

This time they brought 30 dans of grain..."

Cui Mian said: "I just need to pull out the poison in the grain and release the grain immediately, and your 30 dan of grain will definitely be wiped out."

Lou Shide smiled and said: "The food brought by a certain family is all grown by criminals. Except for the seeds, there is no capital. How can you compare with us? In addition, the toxins you mixed into the food are How could it be possible to distinguish clearly overnight."

Cui Mian laughed and said, "Just take out the marked ones according to the marks made in advance."

Yun Chu looked at Cui Mian's gradually lax eyes, stood up silently, and said to Di Renjie who came in a hurry: "There is a mark, can you find it?"

Di Renjie knelt down and looked at Cui Mian, who had lost eyesight, and said, "Can you tell me?"

Cui Mian's saliva dripped from the corner of his mouth, looking at the dark and chubby Cui Zhuan, he said vaguely, "I hate it, Acacia mandarin tent, half-quilted when I come back, it smells like a tree of peach blossoms."

Lou Shide said: "It has something to do with peach blossoms."

Di Renjie glanced at this guy who was fatter than himself and said with certainty: "I guess it's the fragrance of peach blossoms."

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "Maybe it's Cui Zhuan's smell."

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