Entering Kung Fu into a Sauce

Chapter 5 is no longer the plot of "Kung Fu"

"Zhao Di, Zhao Di!"

"Zhaodi, where are you going, you dead girl?"

Just before dawn, old Hong and his wife could be heard shouting and cursing in the walled city.

Some tenants who got up early went over to inquire immediately. Lao Hong said that when he woke up in the morning, he did not see Zhaodi cooking, and the few clothes she wore every day were gone.The couple searched the walled city and its surroundings, but there was no sign of Zhaodi.

"It must have run away!"

"Zhaodi was originally a couple with Jiang Bao, but you sold her to the cobbler, it's no wonder she doesn't run away!"

"Now you're out of money and money, Quack!"

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Some tenants helped to find it, but many more were there to gloat.

Everyone's ridicule reminded Lao Hong, and he immediately took his wife downstairs and knocked on Jiang Bao's door.

In fact, Jiang Bao had already woken up at this time and heard the voices outside, but he deliberately lay on the bed until Lao Hong and his wife knocked on the door, and he got out of bed with a yawn.

"Uncle Hong, Auntie, what's the matter?"

Lao Hong pushed him away and rushed over to search.

There was no one on the bed, no one under the bed, and no one in the corner.In a hurry, Lao Hong grabbed Jiang Bao's arm: "Where did you hide my Zhaodi? Hand it over to me!"

Jiang Bao was confused: "How could Zhaodi be with me? Didn't you betroth her to the cobbler?"

"Just because I hired her to the cobbler, you are holding a grudge and encouraging her to leave home!"

"You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately! How did you know that I encouraged Zhaodi to run away from home?" Jiang Bao cried out to the sky.

"Don't pretend to be with me! Come on, follow me to the police station, and I will sue you for abducting a woman from a good family!" Lao Hong pulled Jiang Bao to go out.

"Just go, who is afraid of whom?" Jiang Bao sneered.

At this moment, someone in the yard yelled again: "Lao Hong, don't leave, give me back my money!"

When Jiang Bao heard the voice, he knew it was a cobbler.

Lao Hong actually panicked a long time ago, but he still tried to calm down: "Boy, who are you talking to like that? Zhaodi will be back soon, and I'm still your old man!"

The cobbler retorted: "Zhaodi ran away with someone, and even if she finds her back, she's still not a virgin! I won't marry. You don't want to be my old man anymore, return the money to me!"

"Whether you want money or not, you need to die!" Lao Hong wanted to renege on his debt.

But the cobbler was not used to him, so he went up and grabbed him by the collar.In this way, Jiang Bao became a bystander instead.

Lao Hong wanted to struggle, but the cobbler held on tighter. Soon, the two of them changed from tugging to fisting.

The cobbler was younger than Lao Hong, had never been married, and was young, so Lao Hong was no match for him. After a few punches, Lao Hong's nose turned red.

Everyone was still helping to find Zhaodi, but when they saw two neighbors fighting, they immediately came to help persuade them.

The cobbler also knew that just beating people was not the answer, so he said to everyone: "As long as he returns the 500 yuan dowry gift I gave him, I will let him go immediately!"

After hearing this, Lao Hong's wife yelled, "How can there be [-]? I only received [-]!"

Everyone asked: "Is it three thousand or three thousand five?"

Knowing that he couldn't hide it, Lao Hong had no choice but to tell the truth: "The cobbler gave me three thousand five, and I hid five hundred!"

His wife scolded: "You inhuman bastard! How dare you hide money for your son's wife!"

The couple cursed at each other, and under the coercion of everyone, Lao Hong's wife gave the 3000 yuan she had collected to the cobbler.

"There are still five hundred thias left!" The cobbler made up his mind, and he would not be defeated by a single point.

"I'll pay you back the five hundred!"

As Lao Hong said, he went up to the second floor and touched the gable on the west side of his house.Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he didn't care too much.

Everyone laughed and said, "Old Hong is really cunning, he actually hid the money in the cracks of the bricks. One night I will go and check to see if he has any other private money?"

While touching, Lao Hong turned his head and said to everyone: "This is the last time I hide money! My wife is so strict, how can I have any private money?"

Having said that, his complexion suddenly changed, and then he let out a scream.

"What's the matter, Lao Hong?" the people downstairs asked in unison.

Only Jiang Bao didn't say a word, quietly waiting to see Lao Hong make a fool of himself.

At this time, Lao Hong had already yelled: "Damn it! Where is my money going? A few days ago, I obviously stuck it in the crack of this brick!"

500 yuan is not a small amount. He went crazy and picked out a few bricks next to him.

"Stop!" There was a roar from upstairs, and the renter came down the stairs like a cat, "Old Hong, you bastard! Do you want to demolish my house?"

Lao Hong was most afraid of the charter woman. Hearing what she said, he immediately put the bricks back in place, and then stammered: "Bao, charter woman, I didn't, I did it on purpose. I can't find my money!"

The charter woman's voice became louder: "I can't find it, it can only mean that you have a pig's head! Did you put it somewhere else, and you remembered it wrong?"

Lao Hong nodded again and again: "I'll look elsewhere!"

"I don't care where you look, first get some cement and plug that hole for me! If it doesn't work out, be careful I'll let your family sleep on the street!"

"Cement" is cement. Many buildings in this era have used cement, but the price is not cheap, and it is not affordable for ordinary people.When poor people build houses, if they lay bricks, they always use white ash.

"Immediately blocked, immediately blocked!"

With a sad face, Lao Hong first went to buy some bulk cement to plug the hole he dug out, and then he and his wife looked around for his lost 500 yuan.

The money was taken away by Jiang Bao, and he couldn't find it at all. In the end, he could only take five hundred from his limited savings and return it to the cobbler.

The wife was so angry that she not only scratched his face, but also threatened not to give him lunch.

"My money must have been stolen, I must find the thief!" Lao Hong shouted standing on the stairs.

The few neighbors he made good friends with also helped him search every corner of the walled city, because they couldn't find it all the time, and they looked at everyone as if they were stalking a thief.

Jiang Bao watched coldly, without any psychological burden.

"Isn't it just 500 yuan? I just took it, what's the matter? I still have to spend it to buy myself an outfit! As for Lao Hong, he deserves to be unlucky! When I make a fortune in the future, I will give it to pigs." A little bit of benefit from Cage City Walled is more than the 500 yuan!"

Thinking of this, he was a little panicked: "Since I entered the world of "Kung Fu", Jiang Bao is no longer the original Jiang Bao. Lao Hong lost money, recruited his wife to escape marriage, and the relationship between the tenants was tense. It seems that I am going to What I have experienced is no longer the plot of "Kung Fu"!"

Just as Jiang Bao was thinking wildly, everyone in the city stopped what they were doing.With such a big event, everyone wants to catch the thief.

Jiang Bao suddenly felt that the opportunity had come.He came to coolie Qiang who was drinking water: "Brother Qiang, while you have nothing else to do, I'll shave your head for free!"

"Brother, you're right. Now that everyone is not working, I just shave my head!" Coolie smiled, "Let me tell you first, I won't shave my head for free!"

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