Weird internet celebrity company: female weird dressed as Two-dimensional

Chapter 96 The He Family Heirs!

Fengcheng City, JH District.

One day, the leader picked his ass and came up with an Internet celebrity street, which is very popular.

There are no metal railings and dividing lines, only paving stones divided by white lines, which keep them in place, and expose them to the eyes of examiners and passers-by like "Dog Town".

"My family, my big head will teach you a little life trick. The iron mouth of the car seat belt can actually be used as a beer bottle opener..."

"That boy Dahai is obviously provoking trouble. He is not spanking my ass, he is clearly spanking the faces of his family members..."

"Brothers and sisters, I'm going to call you a classic piece of the mountain of swords and sea of ​​fire, move your little hands, press the little red heart..."

"Don't brag, you can't find such a good skewer in the whole network, the whole world, or even the whole universe, no matter how many years you have cooked it, you can buy it and make a plate and it will be moist..."

All kinds of yelling sounds like magic voices piercing ears, tormenting innocent passers-by.

Some people like this noisy feeling, but they think that this messy appearance has a kind of civilian life.

He Wu'an Huzhu sighed, his face was full of vicissitudes, his whole figure seemed to be more than ten years old, like an ascetic monk, sitting on the ground, looking up at the sky.

He wears a backpack on his chest, which is carried forward to prevent thieves.

He can't afford to lose anything.

Since the live broadcast with a considerable program effect, he was not only checked by the folk customs bureau, but also asked the landlord who was afraid of getting into trouble to kick him out on the grounds that he was suspected of breaking the law.The landlord is indeed afraid of trouble, but he is not afraid of He Wu'an making trouble for him.

He has long seen through the weakness of the hosts. Without the protection of the camera, they would be a group of vicious hosts.

He Wu'an originally wanted to give the landlord a big kick, but he gave up anyway.

Because he dared not see the official.

Counting up the family tree, at least six generations are high-level reactionaries, saying that he is a good person... The police officer said that he just thought of something funny, and it was definitely not that his wife had a baby.

With nowhere to go, He Wuan had to become a street anchor.

During the day, I go to and from the Internet celebrity street, looking for a corner to broadcast and have a meal.Find a 24-hour McDonald's at night, order some food and fall asleep.The clerks have long been used to these Mailu people, many of whom are well-dressed but homeless.

At 6 a.m., shop assistants tap the table or turn up the music slightly to let them know it's breakfast time and it's time to go.

He Wu'an turned on the light ring, set up his phone, pointed the camera at himself, and started today's live broadcast.

In the camera picture, his deep and vicissitudes of face seem to have a sense of calmness in the world.

"Friends, welcome to watch Anzi's live broadcast today. Taking up yesterday's topic, I remember I emphasized that you should not publicize my identity as the heir of the He family, and is the Babu Qimen amazing? Let me say it is average, It's just dragon slaying, and it's useless in modern society."

"Zhuangdao Zhengang, Qi body source and flow, the two are the foundation of the eight strange sects, and they complement each other... Some viewers said, can you teach? I regret to tell this little boss, if you think so, then you are wrong , you definitely don’t believe it, and you will still tell your truth.”

"But the origin of the body is about talent... This little boss is crazy, he said he wants to bet and want to see?"

He Wu'an smiled deeply, opened his obscure eyes suddenly, revealing a sharp light, and hummed.

"The Babu Qimen only play but not act, it's a real stunt! I won't accompany you!!"

slam-la-

On the dili live broadcast platform, in the live broadcast room with room number 22460060, the audience masters brushed him a wave of gifts lightly.

He Wu'an just cupped his hands, neither happy nor sad.

He almost believed it himself.

He still hasn't taken off the burden of being an idol that night.It takes the rest of my life to deduce the awesomeness that is blown out.

This is the master of performance art who truly combines knowledge and action!
When He Wu'an was interacting with the audience, he didn't notice...not far behind was a woman dressed in a white floral dress. She looked crazy, her eyes were bloodshot, and her eyeballs were about to protrude. Her facial features were ferocious and full of hatred. Staring at phone with spite.

"Damn it..."

"Damn it all..."

"Why don't you die..."

The woman in the floral dress staggered, dragged her feet, and suddenly bumped into a couple in front of her.

"Are you sick?"

The guy in the sportswear protected his girlfriend and scolded angrily.

The woman in the floral dress suddenly raised her head, her astonishingly large red eyeballs stared at the boy in the sportswear like light bulbs, suddenly smiled strangely, and asked slowly.

"Are you... willing to die for her?" She said, pointing to the sportswear guy's girlfriend.

The guy in the sportswear was taken aback by the man's appearance, and then said angrily.

"Psychopathy, don't bother me! Stay away from my partner!" After saying that, they turned around and tried to stay away from this crazy woman.

"Then you are...willing?"

The woman in the floral skirt looked at their backs, the corners of her mouth curled up, and the arc became wider and wider, almost reaching the ears. She seemed very satisfied with this answer.

"It's really loving, jealous..."

The voice became more and more serious, and the red eyeballs became more and more ferocious. She quietly put her right hand behind her back, and pulled out a blood-stained boning knife from her waist.

He Wu'an's peripheral vision was illuminated by the reflection of the blade, and he immediately narrowed his eyes, subconsciously looking in the direction of the reflection.

When he saw clearly that the woman in the floral skirt was hiding behind the couple furtively, then raised the boning knife high and pointed it at the back of the young woman's neck!

"Stop me!"

He Wu'an's eyes lit up, and he shouted loudly, he actually picked up the live broadcast pole and rushed over directly.

He didn't think much of it.

This is a street of Internet celebrities, there are people of all ages, and there are people who sell their bodies to bury their fathers every day. The two of them take turns lying on the ground to be their fathers. However, they are all intentional program effects.

He Wu'an, in the spirit of rubbing for nothing and not rubbing for nothing, wanted to chat with the three "anchors" about the plot.

As long as you can make the audience happy, you can eat another box of Chicken McNuggets at night!
His steps were swift like the wind, his aggression was like fire, his half-length beard fluttered around, and his big hand grabbed the back of the woman in the floral skirt lightly, his plan was to gently stop her, and then cooperate with their "script" , Let's have a game interaction.

Who would have imagined that the big hand caught a slightly raised elastic strap just across the back fabric of the skirt, grabbing the woman in the floral skirt and leaning back.

He Wu'an suddenly realized what he was grabbing, his face changed suddenly, and he subconsciously let go.

The elastic potential energy was converted into kinetic energy, and then it was slammed on the back of the woman in the floral skirt. With a slap, the three pairs of eyes turned to look at the instigator, He Wuan.

"I……"

He Wuan waited for an explanation.

I saw that the facial features of the woman in the floral dress were completely distorted!

The place where the eyes were originally turned into two blood holes, oozing blood!

It roared resentfully: "I will torture you to death one by one!"

The moment the sharp and mournful sound sounded.

The surrounding scenery suddenly darkened!
Endless darkness came from afar, and gathered here in the blink of an eye. In the next moment, He Wu'an was horrified to find that he, the female ghost in front of him, and the young couple came to a completely unfamiliar abandoned park. among.

Another ghost!

Why do I say again...

He Wu'an was so frightened that he slumped on the ground and wanted to stand up, but found that his legs were out of battery again.

He looked around frightenedly, and found that the park was so huge that there were no tall buildings, only gloomy trees, overgrown weeds and deep darkness.This is definitely not any place in Fengcheng that he is familiar with.

"I was caught here by a ghost..." He Wuan swallowed with difficulty, suddenly filled with despair.

The jealous ghost looked at the running couple with joy and viciousness. While deliberately slowing down its pace, it also stepped up its steps. The sound of trampling on broken leaves was like a drumbeat in the heart of a person.

"Ah Yue, run! Leave me alone!"

"Shuliang, I..."

"If we all die here, the mortgage will be all cheap to the bank!" His girlfriend shook her body, gritted her teeth and ran to the depths of the park.

The young man in sportswear held up a tree branch. He was obviously terrified, but he still stood between Jealousy and his girlfriend.He didn't dare to look back, because turning back would make him lose all his courage.

"Fuck you, come on!"

He let out a roar like a trapped beast, even though his hands and feet were numb with fear, standing here was just pretending.

"Fun, fun, fun..."

Jealousy dragged the huge alienated boning knife, the tip of the knife slid across the ground, leaving a string of dark red blood, it tilted its head, grinned, and disappeared in an instant.

The young man in sportswear secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

He was just about to turn around and run away, looking for his girlfriend, when he suddenly felt tightness in his chest, then his stomach, esophagus, and finally his throat!

"vomit……"

The young man knelt on the ground and vomited violently, vomiting out a large amount of flesh and blood. He was horrified and disgusted. At this moment, he saw a finger of a woman wearing a wedding ring in the vomited meat...

"This ring... is Ah Yue? Ah Yue!!!"

He was so frightened that he kicked back desperately, knelt and crawled and rolled a few meters away. After the peak of fear passed, he seemed to realize the truth, and collapsed, covering his face and weeping, no longer running away, like a corpse that had lost its soul.

"It's your turn... little pervert!"

Jealousy suddenly hangs upside down, a terrifying face appeared in front of He Wu'an!
He Wu'an felt hopeless again.

Are you going to hang up again?
But the story of the heirs of my He family is not finished yet...

He Wu'an looked at the phone that was knocked out, a few meters away, the camera was on the ground and couldn't shoot anything, but the live broadcast line and the microphone should be still usable!

I... want to become a legend in the domestic live broadcasting industry!
"Ah!"

He Wu'an suddenly snorted coldly with a huge voice of 100 decibels: "It's just a black mountain ghost, and dare to provoke my descendant of the He family?! Let me end the kindness and resentment between each other for thousands of years!"

(End of this chapter)