Weird internet celebrity company: female weird dressed as Two-dimensional

Chapter 99 Activate the Ghost Department
Wei Kun hesitated.

"Are you saying that paper contract is a ghost, or..." He felt that his conjecture was too unbelievable, so he stopped talking.

The young Yumian snorted softly.

"you guessed right."

"Of course it's not a contract. It's just a paper law formulated by modern people. If it exists, we must find a metaphor... Have you heard the story of the chess ghost?"

"Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio, Volume [-], Chess Ghost. General Liang Gong, governor of Yangzhou, disbanded his village house, took chess wine with him every day, and wandered among the forests and hills..."

It tells the story.

It is about a chess-addicted scholar who, because of his greed for playing chess, pissed his father to death. He was punished by Hades and sent to the ghost prison. Enter the story of never being reborn.

When she was young, Yumian sang a melodious sad tune, and said: "Chess is an ancient game, it is so confusing! Today's games are also confusing and touching. Since chess can be a ghost, why can't games be so confusing?" Woolen cloth?"

Wei Kun pondered, and suddenly asked: "What you said is very reasonable, but is this ghost binary, ternary or hexadecimal?"

"?"

The young Yumian was full of question marks.

Wei Kun has long discovered that ghost company employees are all illiterate, so he didn't expect it to be able to answer this question.

But what Yumian confessed when he was young, still exceeded Wei Kun's expectations.

"A ghost that exists in the form of a game... Should it be called its ghost game, or a game ghost?"

"Whether it's a novel, a story, or a movie, people who play games with ghosts tend to lose badly, without exception."

Wei Kun thought for a while, then asked Yumian again.

"Do you still remember who sealed the game ghost? And with the strength of your previous body, there is no reason to be afraid of that piece of broken paper..."

The young Yumian shook his head.

"Nujia is only a part of the main body, and the memory is of course incomplete. I only remember that this game ghost has a strong evil spirit, which is comparable to or even worse than the main body of the Nujia."

"Compared to Hong Yi?"

"I feel that the two are very similar...greedy, ruthless, and violent. It is the purest murderous ghost. Fortunately, it is still asleep for the time being, but I feel that it will wake up completely in a short time. Because the jade that restricts it The bracelet is gone."

Wei Kun had a headache.

In the past, even if it was a tricky ghost like the face-changing ghost, as long as he dispatched Hong Hong, he would be able to solve it immediately.

But for this kind of abstract specter that resembled weird rules, it made him feel a little tricky.

I can only wait for the game property rights document to be delivered tomorrow, take a step at a time, and then make other plans.

Wei Kun was planning to go to the Ghost Affairs Department to take a look, when he suddenly thought of it!

"There seems to be two more ghost-like things at the Agricultural Bank of China!"

Happiness Huyu also owes the Agricultural Bank a 3000 million pledge loan. The pledge has a piece of land property rights valued at 2400 million, and two antiques with a total valuation of 600 million, namely a paper umbrella and a Buddhist scripture manuscript.

Haven't paid back the money yet?

Wei Kun smiled bitterly, and then checked the location of the pledged land with his mobile phone. As expected, it was just 5 kilometers away from the Longshan Cemetery in Yunhai City, another place that didn't look like a living person could see it.

"Don't think about it for now, at worst, you will be recruited to work for the master!"

Wei Kun knows it through the perception of the ghost seal.

The Ghost Department is different from the ghost company, it doesn't have to appear at night.

Even during the day, as long as Wei Kun imagines the concept of the Ministry of Ghost Affairs in his mind, and then turns any doorknob, he can come to the Ministry of Ghost Affairs.

Wei Kun concentrated his attention, put his hand on the doorknob of the office, the ghost seal glowed faintly, and then turned the doorknob!

open the door!
squeak-

Accompanied by a jerky shaft friction sound, behind the door was no longer the familiar chairman's office.

The employees of Yulong Makeup have moved out of the office, without the interference of popularity.

The ghost affairs department in the misty world has also undergone tremendous changes!
In the workstations that should be living people, there are neat paper-making people.

White paper is used as the base, and gold paper is trimmed.

There were crying, laughing, anger and sorrow. The paper figurine's blush and pale facial features were filled with various expressions, making its already terrifying appearance even more weird.But this didn't scare Wei Kun at all.

Wei Kun casually took a few steps forward.

There was a sound of scraping and rubbing in my ears, and in the corner of my vision, those paper figurines turned their heads around at some point, staring at themselves coldly and resentfully.

"Snapped--!"

Wei Kun rang and called the little secretary over.

He looked at the little secretary and asked, "Are these your distant relatives?"

The little secretary didn't want to admit it.

It hugged Wei Kun's neck and murmured, "Some wandering spirits that were attracted by the ghost affairs department's workstations are nothing more than worth eating. They only play tricks to scare people."

"You seem to speak fluently today?"

Wei Kun picked up a paper man and said while fiddling with it.

"Yes, is there?"

The little secretary stammered: "Ah, chairman, maybe I suddenly cured my throat..."

Wei Kun casually folded the scary paper man staring at him into a paper airplane, then threw it out, hitting the trash can with precision.

"Are you a sister or a younger sister?"

"..."

"Stop pretending, I've already felt that there are two of you in the paper, that little secretary is not as good-tempered as you."

"...I am the yang side, and she is the shady side."

The little secretary sighed and said, "Just treat us as one. No matter which one you are, you don't have to be suspicious of your loyalty. Of course, you can also treat me as an older sister, she is a younger sister. She has always wanted to borrow With the power of the chairman's ghost seal, separate from me..."

Wei Kun smiled. "No, how do I remember that the little secretary who mentioned the matter of stamping last time spoke fluently?"

The little secretary stopped talking.

It began to pretend to be stupid, and changed the subject: "Congratulations, Chairman, you have successfully mastered the authority of the Ghost Affairs Department! You only need to inject enough ghost energy into this place, and then it can start and run!"

Wei Kun temporarily let the little secretary go, he closed his eyes slightly, and felt the breath of the Ghost Affairs Department.

This area of ​​about 600 square meters has a very close connection with the right-hand ghost seal.

He has a feeling that as long as he moves his thoughts, the terrain, layout and pattern of the ghost department can be greatly changed.

"Transform."

Wei Kun ordered in a deep voice.

Boom--!
Countless corpses suddenly emerged on the walls, floor and ceiling, grasping, sticking, and inlaying each other to form a compact corpse cement. Driven by Wei Kun's thoughts, they suddenly disintegrated and reassembled into a new shape.

Wait until the transformation is over, and then look again.

The ghost affairs department, which was originally in the style of a modern office, has suddenly changed into a layout similar to a lecture hall in a university.

The stools from high to low are full of weird paper-making figures.The front should have been the podium, but there was no podium, no blackboard, only a door leading to the ghost company.

Wei Kun covered his forehead.

What kind of university lecture hall is this?

He used his thoughts again to change the ghost affairs department from the lecture hall to the familiar appearance of the modern office, which is more pleasing to the eye.

"It turns out that the problem is not the structure, but the group of paper-making people."

Wei Kun found the young jade face and ordered it to replace all the paper-making figurines here with two-dimensional characters.

"The more similar it is, the better it should reflect the characteristics of the character." He ordered solemnly.

The young Yumian accepted the task sullenly, and ran back to the No. [-] live broadcast room to study what a Two-dimensional character is.

Experienced the authority of the chairman.

Wei Kun called Shasha over.

Shasha hasn't worked hard for a long time.

It let out a sigh of relief, and slowly crawled to the Ghost Affairs Department. When it saw a room full of paper figurines, its eyes lit up: "I want them! You can fish!"

"Don't don't—"

Wei Kun hastily stopped Shasha's little hand that was about to move, and said, "That's the head of the Ghost Affairs Department..."

"ah!"

Shasha withdrew her arm like an electric shock, shrunk into a small black ball, and looked for Honghong's figure in fear. She didn't see the familiar big red, so she calmed down and slipped back into Wei Kun's embrace.

Wei Kun briefly studied the functions of Lv1 of the current Ghost Affairs Department.

One is to accommodate wandering spirits, and the other is to search for employees.

The little secretary, the gold medal commentator, explained.

"Wandering souls refer to modern people who have just died. Before life, they were full of anger and had no ability. After death, they are also the lowest level of floating, reduced to many strange rations in their stomachs, and their status is about equal to sardines in the sea. Currently living in The ones in the paper man's body are the wandering spirits nearby, but because they have been dead for too long, their sanity has also dissipated, so it is useless except to scare people."

"The search for employees is fully automatic. You don't need to actively open it, you can search for outstanding employees such as wandering souls, resentful souls, and ghosts within 100 kilometers. The only small problem is... as long as you find it, you will definitely... small Question, talk about it later!"

Wei Kun asked Shasha to connect the ghost net to the Ghost Affairs Department.

These days, because of the carnival, the focus is on pushing Honghong to become the No. 1 rookie, and the live broadcast resources allocated to Yiyi are not too many.

So only 9000 piggy banks were caught one after another, and the total is currently 1 piggy banks.Because people's physiques are different, they can harvest an average of over [-] ghost money every day.

Shasha has saved more than 8 ghost money in her stomach.

Wei Kun very much doubted whether this little fool was secretly greedy. After all, how can there be finances that are not greedy for money?

"Inject ghost energy and activate the Ghost Affairs Department!" Wei Kun said.

Shasha obeyed obediently.

Ghost hands weave countless ghost nets, which are connected to the ceiling, walls and ground of the ghost affairs department, making the already eerie ghost affairs department even more frightening...

at the same time.

The office area of ​​Happiness Technology.

The staff members were discussing in low voices.

"Hey, brothers, I heard that the company is going to start a project, and plan to recruit another group of people?"

"It's an excuse for capitalists to change their minds."

"I'm afraid some old colleagues are going to be unlucky."

Li Zhiqiang, who is the main program of the company, trembled.

Lowering his head, he couldn't help typing harder on the keyboard.

He is 40 years old this year.

Whether it is physical fitness or energy, there is no way to compete with the new youngsters.

If the company wants to replace a new employee, there is a high probability that an old employee like him will be punished.

But his wife is a housewife, and his son is only in junior high school.

If you lose your job, the originally happy family will suddenly become distressed and miserable.

That miserable scene was something Li Zhiqiang never wanted to see...

Li Zhiqiang was ruthless in his heart, gnashing his teeth, the few hairs on his bald head seemed to be working hard.

"work overtime!"

"effort!"

"I will crush you to death!"

"I must show my boss my passion!"

"The belief of a 40-year-old working dog! It should not be underestimated!"

He typed the code harder, his eyes were red, and he stared at the screen.

Can be sudden.

He had been working overtime for several days, and he didn't have a normal rest. He felt a heart-wrenching pain in his chest!
"what……"

Li Zhiqiang fell down slowly.

(End of this chapter)